Guy Likes Kids TOO Much | Andrew Schulz | Stand Up Comedy

how you doing what's your name sir Walt I know what the [ __ ] Walters if people had problems with your name before so I understand if your name is like a comment or something like that I like Achmed like you're getting something out of your throat like you know miss what is your name Andrea see how it just stopped after that a normal introduction how long 17 years that's beautiful they don't care but that's beautiful do you guys have any kids no kids at all that's my talk about talking about Walt pullout King right here every time Walt pulls out like we ain't going to Disney World at all [Applause] so really see you guys made decision early on said we're not having any kids well your parents okay with that they were upset your name is Andrea are you Italian look what are you you don't know you're Russian it's Russian so you're Russian parents were like you have to have more kids you have to you must have kids that's the whole thing about your culture even the dolls are like look there's more right it's like they put that in you early on they're like this is your purpose in life look what you do more and more anymore get smaller smaller smaller so mom got pissed off is she still pissed off now here's the thing that's interesting to me the mom gets pissed off she says I want you to have kids right but what she's really saying is I want Walt to come in you she's not saying it but she is just like leave it inside leave it inside did she ever sit you down Walt never once booted in her Magic Kingdom kids and think man be cool never once I think there's a lot of people in here with kids they're looking you like she was right she was she was [ __ ] right I'm paying $45 for a babysitter it's probably molesting them right now and Walt you didn't want any kids we just wanted theis you want the kids toys this is what a creepy [ __ ] is that why you're not having kids with him cuz he might like kids too much if he's playing with the toys what we do with them no no we're not doing it we're not doing

Channel: The Andrew Schulz

Views: 2,009,048

Keywords: andrew schulz, andrew schultz, comedy, comedian, stand up, brilliant idiots, flagrant 2, podcast, sports, entertainment, pop culture, commentary, comedy club, near me, jokes, charlamagne, charlemange, breakfast club, interviews

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Length: 3min 56sec (236 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 16 2020