Comedians VS Hecklers | #8

foreign [Applause] sounds better in your accent than any other a sexual predator I I don't know why I laughed like that it's one of life's mysteries in the same way as why are you dressed as a gay lumberjack we may never know we like big thick logs how big's my well I'm not sure whether your mother would be comfortable discussing it but it's [Applause] Heather you've been married for 16 years yes thank you congratulations right there nice all the dick you need I feel like you have that as a stamp good idea husband what's what's your name over here buddy Eric Nice is she all the vagina [Applause] and he has that as a tramps [Applause] he's like why didn't I put it in the front why did I put it on my back that makes zero sense she actually has sex with me from behind she's very aggressive her name's Heather I don't know how she wraps her vagina around me like I said it's all the vagina I made it's a big vagina you got a vagina for days hey y'all heard her truck nuts in uh Texas she got Clint nuts on the back of her pickup truck those things [Music] [Applause] [Music] she's older vagina name you got four kids four kids hot as oh tight okay she's basically wanting to pull the women in here and ask them how tight their vaginas are all right [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Heather you're up [Applause] no that is a good point what do you mean racist turn the lights out right I don't know if you know what you're dealing with mate it's you is it coming in let's have let's have it out what what do you what did you mean oh Jesus is that here you're a person that likes to go on the bottom I'm guessing listen this is a no lubricant situation it's no mate not only like is this a complicated time in this country where lots of different questions around identity race a lot of confusion around violence a lot of confusion around fear a lot of doubt in people's minds here we are in public you know they've put all that to one side I'm a professional comedian and you're clearly some sort of find your Point of Grace this is no time for that kind of stuff we can't be we can't be racist there is evidently a lot of weird stuff going on and we're all gonna have to put our little thinking caps on it's complicated the more you read about it the more complicated you realize it is well I think in this context at least in this room in this beautiful Space Age Parliamentary Building this is situation where we're here for upper laugh we can have a proper laugh in here I mean it's the world it's Society but here we are safe here we are together here we're cool you know I'm joking you know I'm joking you can probably I hope the reason you're here even those of you that have been dragged here thinking easy to come you're starting to soften you're starting to soften a little bit amazing right yeah [Applause] oh I said that thing racist which is like that's a Madman that's like straight away doesn't it oh that's a that's a stand-up challenge I can't leave that I've got to take those on no more of that sort of silly business you young man I love you as well good boy that's more like it lies down now if you did film that on your phone you can put that on YouTube because I think I came across a bit like Jesus look it doesn't matter if I I've never seen black and white faces together before you do you guys can either get up and walk out right now and I'll pay for your drinks if you leave or you can sit down and just chill out I swear to God all these super funny videos I swear to God but you need to chill the out like I I give everyone a chance I tried to ignore you for like 10 minutes and I showed you I'm funny I know what I'm doing you're not you don't let me do my straight I swear [Applause] things these are the kinds of guys these are the kind of guys I would want to party with at a bar that's cool at a show and someone's performing it's not so cool right so like I want you to like when everyone laughs you laugh whatever one shut the up okay is that cool every time you try to make a noise I notice because you're enjoying it you want to add to it but you don't realize I know you don't realize you're not adding you're taken away because everyone here works hard all week so they can party tonight okay so and I'll tell you one thing I swear to God if you guys chill you'll see everyone in this audience right now who hates you will love you I'm not serious [Applause] watch out at the end of the night when you're walking out everyone's like oh I didn't know you had it in here good for you you know you guys are the like [Music] [Applause] is actually growing inside my body I did not know that was possible see how good it is when everyone shuts the up isn't that awesome [Applause] it's better right okay I like the music you may continue right now C plus keep going it's getting moist again [Applause] I am fun I thank you what that's the cutest answer I've ever heard like I am funny [Applause] holy I like a shiny shirt even the future oh my God crazy kids look I'll tonight but I'll guarantee you an hour later you're going to want to me again oh yeah that's not me it's just genetics this isn't this in weird ways and uh that was such a cheesy joke did I really say that yeah I know I love it I know you love it sounded [Applause] I put your looks like a zipper [Applause] you better get the combination [Applause] tungsten Steel [Applause] [Laughter] put it in there [Applause] my girlfriend well maybe we could double tamer my girlfriend is your ultimate sexual fantasy yes people see my girlfriend and they see me and they say she's only going out with you because you're famous and I say but I am famous what's your point is that your girlfriend that's your girlfriend I'm not going to swap if that's okay [Applause] can I just clarify you are a beautiful lady no disrespect to you but he heckled I had to put him down and the only way to get to him was through you I like the way as well I suggest your girlfriend wasn't good looking up and you applaud it yeah you'll be using those hands later on wouldn't you I'm sorry you see I'm very this couple here you see very yes you you see very you were dragged here I got it you were dragged you were dragged a little better you're slightly disappointed what is it some of the language you're a nurse here's the question here's the question why aren't you at work I mean I'm not just being very legitimate okay well let me ask you when you when you signed up to be a nurse did you understand that at one time people might get sick for jokes I understand that same way that you would understand people would get sad right right I know and it's very very sad but there's all I'm I'm making jokes and there's a lot of people that have been dying there's people dying because their businesses are closed there's people dying because they can't make any money there's people dying because they they're they're suffering from drug and alcohol addiction there's people dying because they're alienated from their communities there's people dying because this government has shut everything down is not giving them checks and I know that's not your fault I know that's not your fault but I made fun of all of that tonight I've made fun of all of that tonight it's not just about you I've made fun of everything that's up that's happening truly I made fun of everything everything including myself I made fun of everybody you know and listen if I Collapse up here I want you to remember these are jokes so if I Collapse come up here and be a hero ah but I don't want you to be offended these are jokes you have to understand the jokes are to say ridiculous things so that people can laugh at it nobody thinks nobody's ungrateful for what nurses do but these are jokes if they were serious they wouldn't be funny do you see what I mean like fuzz making serious statements no one would laugh but because they are absurd because they are ridiculous they are jokes you know what I mean that's what it is and I know that people don't understand jokes anymore people don't understand jokes but that that's what they are they're just jokes they're not meant to be hurtful they're not meant to be rude you know and I understand that you're probably offended and there is an internet and you can go to it and write a lot of mean things about them many have before and they will again that's okay but I'm sorry that you're offended but these are literally just they're just jokes [Applause] they're jokes you know except the part about the nurses I'm serious about that there's been a few times calories [Music]

Channel: Comedy Gaff

Views: 472,916

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Id: 8PGj96SapW8

Length: 14min 26sec (866 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 16 2023