[♪♪♪] ♪ VIDEO OF THE DAY ♪♪ >> Greg: SHE CAME IN ON HER DAY OFF TO HERE BIDEN STRUGGLE AND COUGH. OUR VIDEO OF THE DAY COMES FROM RACHEL MADDOW. AHEAD OF LAST NIGHT'S PRESIDENTIAL PRESS CONFERENCE. YOU REMEMBER RACHEL, SHE PLAYED OFFICER JIM REID IN THE CLASSIC COP SHOW. LOVE THAT SHOW. GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH IN A CAR SHOW AND 76. LOOK IT UP. ACCORDING TO RACHEL, THE STAKES COULD NOT GET HIGHER. ROLL IT. >> THIS IS GOING TO BE NOT A SPEECH OR INTERVIEW BUT A PRESS CONFERENCE WHERE HE WILL TAKE QUESTIONS, HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE IN ADVANCE, HE WILL HAVE TO STAND ON HIS OWN FEET IN REALTIME WITH NO TELEPROMPTER. BUT IT HAPPENS AT A TIME WHEN I DON'T THINK IT'S AN EXAGGERATION TO SAY THAT, YOU KNOW, THE FATE OF THE WORLD HANGS IN THE BALANCE. >> Greg: THAT WAS BEFORE THE PRESSER. SO HOW DID THE WORLD TO DO? LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO MOVE TO MARS. >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PRESIDENT PUTIN. PRESIDENT PUTIN. HE'S GOING TO BE PRESIDENT PUTIN, PRESIDENT ZELENSKYY'S. >> I WILL TAKE YOUR QUESTIONS, HAD BEEN GIVEN A LIST OF PEOPLE TO CALL ON. >> NO ONE IS SAYING THAT, NO POLL SAYS THAT. >> I WOULD NOT OF PICKED VICE PRESIDENT TRUMP TO BE VICE PRESIDENT IF I DID NOT THINK SHE WAS QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT. I'M FOLLOWING THE ADVICE OF MY COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, MIGHT -- MIGHT -- THE CHIEF OF STAFF OF THE MILITARY. THIS IS -- WELL, ANYWAY. >> MISSPOKE IN YOUR EARLIER ANSWER REFERRING TO VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS AS VICE PRESIDENT TRUMP. RIGHT NOW DONALD TRUMP IS USING THAT TO MOCK YOUR AGE AND MEMORY. HOW DO YOU COMBAT THAT CRITICISM? >> LISTEN TO HIM. >> Greg: HATE TO TELL YOU, WORLD, YOU ARE [ BLEEP ] OUT OF LUCK. BUT THAT DID NOT STOP THE WHITE HOUSE FROM GAS LIGHTING YOU LIKE A HIGH SCHOOL BUNSEN BURNER. WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON ANDREW BATES ROAD ON X "TO ANSWER THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND, NO, JOE BIDEN DOES NOT HAVE A DOCTORATE IN FOREIGN AFFAIRS, HE'S JUST THAT [ BLEEP ] GOOD. YOU KNOW, I DON'T THINK THAT QUESTION WAS ON ANYBODY'S MIND. HE WAS JUST THAT [ BLEEP ] GOOD. TELL THAT TO THE PEOPLE IN AFGHANISTAN BEFORE THEY FELL OFF A FLYING C1 30. YOU KNOW IT'S AMAZING, THE DEMOCRATS THINK, LIKE, THEY SAY THIS IS A WIN BECAUSE HE DID NOT COLLAPSE BUT IN A WAY, IT'S A LOSS BECAUSE NOW THEY ARE STUCK WITH HIM. AT LEAST THE BREAKUP WILL NOW BE LONGER. >> RIGHT. AND THE MEDIA WAS BACK IN THE BAG OF THE BIDEN CAMP SO THEY WERE NOT ACTUALLY DOING A FAVOR TO THE DEMOCRATS WHO WANTED JOE BIDEN TO DIG YOUR TO FLEE FALL ON HIS FACE BECAUSE THEY WENT BACK TO STRAIGHT FAWNING. THE FIRST QUESTION LAST NIGHT WAS, YOUR POLITICAL FUTURE HAS HUNG OVER THE NATO SUMMIT, A LITTLE BIT, THIS WEEK. HOW GOOD YOU REASSURE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE YOU WON'T HAVE MORE BET NIGHTS? WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS ARE THOSE? JUST ASK HIM. IN FEBRUARY YOU WERE TAKING A BLOOD THINNER, CHOLESTEROL AND NASAL SPRAY FOR ALLERGIES, THOSE WERE YOUR PRESCRIPTION MEDS. WHAT OTHER PRESCRIPTIONS ARE YOU TAKING NOW? DO YOU NOT KNOW? HOW MANY PILLS ARE IN YOUR HAND AT NIGHT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? DO YOU COUCH THEM? WHO GIVES THEM TO YOU? CHILL, HUNTER? ARE YOU TAKING ANY SHOTS THAT WE KNOW OF. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE INJECTIONS YOU ARE GETTING IN YOUR FACE. BY THE WAY, WHAT ARE YOU GETTING SHOT IN YOUR FACE? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT FIRMER GOING ON. >> Greg: DAVID, AN INTERESTING PIVOT, YOU HAD ALL OF THESE 80 OF PEOPLE PANICKING. HOW ARE THEY GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO THEIR AUDIENCE? >> THEIR AUDIENCE, MSNBC, IT'S PRETTY EASY, THEY ARE MORE AND -- MORONS TO BEGIN WITH, YOU CAN KIND OF OUR LIE ON THAT. BUT ALSO THEIR WHOLE THING WAS JOE BIDEN NEEDS TO STEP DOWN, HE'S NOT CAPABLE OF DOING THE JOB. EVERY SINGLE PERSON AT NBC NEWS NEEDS TO RESIGN. THE PAST EIGHT YEARS, THEIR JOURNALISTIC TRACK RECORD. RUSSIAN COLLUSION, THEY KNEW IT WAS FAKE THE ENTIRE TIME, THE LAPTOP, COVID ORIGIN, EVERY MAJOR STORY OF THE PAST EIGHT YEARS THEY HAVE BEEN WRONG SO HOW ARE THEY GOING TO EVEN CRITICIZE JOE BIDEN WHO IS, AS I'VE SAID, A HALLOWEEN DECORATION, WHEN THEY ARE THE WORST PEOPLE AT THEIR JOB? >> Greg: SO TRUE. WHAT IS THE TEMPERATURE TODAY IN NEW YORK, 93? I LOVE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE JUST WEARING A THICK CARDIGAN. IS THIS IN HONOR OF JUDD HIRSCH? >> I'M JUST LEANING INTO THE OLD GUY THING. WORKING FOR JOE, MAYBE I CAN GET SOME OF THAT. >> Greg: MAYBE YOU CAN GET A DR JILL. YOU KNOW JOE LIKE SOMEHOW PROLONGED TO THE RELATIONSHIP BACK LIKE HE KNEW HE WAS GOING TO GET DUMPED. IT'S LIKE A GUY WHO KNOWS HE'S GOING TO GET DUMPED AND ALL OF A SUDDEN HE STARTS BATHING AND BRINGING YOU FLOWERS. HE THINKS I THINK I'VE GOT THIS, BUT IS JUST PUTTING IT OFF. >> I HONESTLY THINK THAT THE THING TO THINK ABOUT FROM LAST NIGHT AND, YOU KNOW, HIS PRESSER WAS NOT SO MUCH HOW HE DID BUT HOW WE ALL FELT WATCHING IT. LIKE, IT WAS NERVE-RACKING. YOU ARE WATCHING IT LIKE, OKAY. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US, IT'S LIKE YOU ARE WATCHING SOMEONE PLAY A GAME OF JENCKO FOR THEIR LIFE. >> Greg: YES! >> WHICH BECOMES MORE CRAZY WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT WHAT YOU ARE WATCHING HIM TO THAT HAS YOU THAT NERVOUS IS READING. THAT'S NOT NORMAL! LIKE OKAY, HE GOT THAT ONE. READING. EVERYONE IS LIKE, WE'LL THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD READING HE DID THERE. AM I GOING CRAZY OR IS THAT QUITE THE LOBAR? SURE HE SAID SOME THINGS OFF THE CUFF, A LOT OF IT WAS PREPARED. >> Greg: ALWAYS LIKE TRAILING OFF TO THE WORD ANYWAY. ANYWAY... ANYWAY... BUT TODD, HE KIND OF LACED HIS PERFORMANCE IN THE WORST POSSIBLE POSITION FOR A DEMOCRAT BECAUSE IF HE FELL FLAT ON HIS FACE, THEY COULD GET OUT, BUT NOW HE JUST -- HE JUST -- HE JUST BREATHED ENOUGH. >> THAT'S WHY TRUMP LAST NIGHT WAS LIKE THIS IS GREAT, I'M WINNING. THAT WAS A GREAT NIGHT FOR TRUMP. THE VOTERS, THOSE OF US WHO WILL DECIDE THIS ELECTION, THEY DID NOT THINK LAST NIGHT WAS GOOD. WHO THOUGHT LAST NIGHT WAS GOOD? THE DEMOCRAT ENABLERS IN THE WHITE HOUSE LIKE BATES AND THE DEMOCRAT ENABLERS IN THE MEDIA LIKE RACHEL MADDOW ARE LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU PUT ON A FOREIGN-POLICY CLINIC LIKE WE KNOW HE CAN DO BECAUSE HIS LAST 50 YEARS HAVE BEEN A FOREIGN-POLICY TOUR DE FORCE. WHAT IS TOUR DE FORCE ABOUT THIS? KILLING ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN AFGHANISTAN? ALLOWING HAMAS AND RUSSIA TO SAY NOW IS THE TIME TO INVADE? AND WE REPORTED ON MULTIPLE TIMES, ROBERT BATES SAID JOE BIDEN HAS BEEN WRONG ON EVERY SINGLE FOREIGN-POLICY DECISION, AND THAT'S OBAMA'S GUY. SO THE GAS LIGHTING TO REHABILITATE WHAT THE MEDIA DID TO JOE BIDEN OVER TWO WEEKS IS IN FULL FORCE. IT IS COUNTERBALANCED BY ALL OF THESE DEMOCRATIC SENATORS AND CONGRESSMEN WHO ARE LIKE WE ARE OUT. THE BIG TAKE AWAY, THIS IS DISARRAY. I GO BACK TO WHAT I SAID IN THE LAST BLOCK, REPUBLICANS NEED TO JUMP ON THIS BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE, YOU REPUBLICANS AREN'T LOSING YOUR HEADS OVER A SPEAKER VOTE, THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE ONES IN DISARRAY AND LOOKING LIKE A CLUSTER F OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT NEXT WEEK. >> Greg: ALL RIGHT. >> I'M A ONE TRICK PONY TODAY. >> Greg: YES! MAYBE I WILL BUY AN ACURA FROM THIS MAN. JUST GIVE ME YOUR CARD, I WILL CALL YOU. UP NEXT, A STRIPPER BARED HER THIGHS BUT DID SHE TELL SOME
