Gutfeld: This is why the hugest story on Earth must vanish

to the monologue where it's time for the biggest most insane story that no one is covering because it no longer serves a use as a phony smear against political enemies gotta shorten these titles so it's 2021 and this monologue is on the steele dossier like a birthmark this story never ever goes away is that my fault no i would much prefer to do something on joe biden breaking wind at the climate summit that breeze was so hot greta thundberg asked him to stand in front of a windmill but look that fart was the only honest thing to come out of joe since he became president too easy who is he don't applaud no we don't have enough time for the applause okay but that's why that story was my first choice but now unfortunately it's number two i'm not beneath anything and why because now the legacy media is smothering the dossier story like it's a bedridden ant with a lot of money but here we're different see the dossier hoax is like spending the holidays with your parents is as important as it is soul-crushing because that one false manufactured story guided nearly everything the media focused on for over four years and when we made fun of it the media made fun of us like we were in denial when in fact it was them all along so we need to settle a score and then run that score up like the harlem globetrotters playing against the little sisters of the poor so first a recap the steele dossier was an anti-trump conspiracy theory funded by the clinton campaign it became the number one all things russian smear buffet all he needed was boris natasha and a bowl filled with poison borscht the dossier has been corroborated by the intelligence community the dossier in fact is far from bogus i think we're going to actually have to stop calling it the infamous dossier increasingly it's the accurate dossier the famous dossier which is getting a lot more credibility now the republican claim today was that the dossier has been increasingly discredited that's not true in terms of the public record about the dossier in fact it's quite the opposite ah they have so much egg on their face their eyeballs need lipitor still bigger than watergate though what we are watching in the trump presidency is worse than watergate i keep getting asked are there echoes of watergate in this and there are we're also witnessing something we did not see in watergate which is a meltdown by a president who was demonstrably unhinged what we're seeing uh is worse than watergate [Music] poor guy i mean think about it when watergate was your last success you'd be bringing it up too but it's been 50 years almost that's like me bragging about the time i got a lego stuck up my nose that was 50 years ago too but i'm not on cnn comparing everything to that okay it was last year but so what then there's rachel whose brain snapped in 2016 like a stella doro breadstick this guy columnist keeps turning up again and again constantine columnist constantine kalimnak constantine kalimnik constantine he's still russian military intelligence kilimnik a short man who goes by kostya this guy constantine kalimnik constantine kalimnik investigating constantine kalimnik for espionage this guy constantine kalimnik is the key that unlocks that door it seems like it would have to be she hadn't been that excited since supercuts dropped their clipper cut from 28 to 22 dollars anyway but anyway the steel dossier was hyped more than the fox patriot awards at the villages i know it you know but it turns out it was fake how fake [Music] red meat multiple choice test yeah the dossier was as fake as a calmly laugh be our president's teeth see hillary's smile d the clinton marriage and bonus option it's as fake as the urine cat supplies for her weekly drug test it's the first sample they've seen that was carbonated now please write down your choice on the back of a cereal box and mail it to joe scarborough care of bellevue hospital now the new indictments coming out from special counsel john durham are even crazier by the way what is with this picture is this is this the only picture ever taken of john durham could he look any more like a german u-boat commander the scary thing is that's his sixth grade class picture and why isn't he playing the lead in the life and times of wilford brimley talk about cocoon you could wrap yourself in that stash sometimes i thought about it and if you turn his head upside down doesn't he look familiar all right enough at his expense so the indictment offers lots of new evidence revealing the steel's key source involved a shady guy named igor igor made false statements to the fbi about his role in supplying the gossipy smears to steal steele was that former british spy who worked for fusion gps he's like 007 if that stood for his iq so was this the ticking time bomb we were promised by every blue checker on twitter from 2016 up to 2020 well it was indeed a bombshell except it went boom boom all over them and because of that the story sinks like a gambino member wearing cement shoes never to be seen except on this show because gutfeld we care about the truth and latex goods and also leather we care about leather and latex goods mostly so igor on behalf of hillary helped plant the lies to fuel the collusion fairy tale as the fbi fbi also used steel's work to obtain surveillance warrants yet as igor confesses it was all based on booze fueled hearsay from friends which is not bad research that's how i found out that bigfoot had impregnated the loch ness monster to give birth to carrot that's all my research but then his real source which was another democratic hack a guy whose only connection to the kremlin is the bottle of russian dressing in the fridge my wife has more of a connection to moscow it's the poster of a shirtless putin above our bed in other words this whole thing was a hoax a malicious deception like cat's extensions [Laughter] and much like all the other hoaxes we've heard the fine people lie the injecting bleach covington kavanaugh crt doesn't exist but white supremacy does well i feel like i just wrote an outline for a new fox nation series hosted by diamond and silk but this dossier smear was designed to sway an election claiming trump was under moscow's control because of the extortive power of blackmail so is the media admitting to their huge error now of course not the story is too huge to admit it being false and that's why the hugest story on earth must vanish because it's not simply the media admitting to being wrong it's admitting to being fundamentally deluded for over four years and if there's any guiding principle to today's legacy journalism that's it let's welcome tonight's guest whenever he hears the word dad he just assumes someone is trying to talk to him because he has a lot of kids fox and friends we can co-host pete hegson he dresses like the job he wants 1980 standup comedian host of the next revolution steve hilton she's like my laundry he smells nice but then it ends up on the floor for days foxy's contributor cat tim and he always looks down at his fans because he has no choice he's tall my massive sidekick in the nwa world television champion iris how you doing there pete good do great good good good you enjoy your uh your weekend with the extra hour always yeah you were super oh yeah it's a morning show dream yeah it is it's daylight savings you get that extra everyone else hates it i love it yeah cat just sees it as another hour of black oh i get drunk all the time yeah i love drinking i got it right right yeah you got it right that's where you were going with that yes i was yeah i thought yeah all right surprising i could figure that out cause all the drugs i'm on [Laughter] so pete what does the silence tell you it tells you that the media always controls the spigot and they design what narrative they want or don't want uh of course they do i mean at this point we're at the point where i would say there's more evidence for the moon landing being faked more evidence for 9 11 being an inside job and more evidence for epstein killing himself than there is of the russian collusion interesting really i mean will you step you step back and look at the evidence that durham as goofy as you may look is presenting you've got igor and olga yes olga's the other source along with uh this charles dolan right all of which are now admitting every aspect of it was hearsay while drunk or dolan said this is a uh he had a gop friend who was telling these things then once pressed he said i don't actually have a geo a republican friend at all that told me these things yeah yeah yeah so as they actually asked them the question of where they got the information they admit it yet as as donald trump said and he's right where's the where are they going to revoke any pulitzer's for this no they're not they're not of course they're not what i got from you is that so you're saying you believe the moon landing actually happened i might i do well yeah you think epstein killed himself uh no i'm saying there's more evidence that he did than there is that all right trump colluded with the duality of he was being sarcastic i was trying i know i'm just like no but i i your your sarcasm about the moon landing was noted so you do believe it happened i do which is so naive and silly but we got to move on that was the point i was getting at uh steve this is not i i this is not about trump this is not a trump story this is a media story and because we're in the media we are so quick to move on to things we're not even talking about afghanistan that was what a month ago maybe it's it's the media but also the way that they're all the establishment i know that's afraid everyone's oh the establishment the deep but they are all the same thing and you've got these people now i mean look at look at one aspect of this it's a small aspect but it was just amazing that how it all fits together fiona hill turns up in the middle of this story remember fiona hill yes she was like the star witness in the ukraine impeachment thing and so she shows up in this story she's the one that introduced them in the first place she's the one that introduced the russian to dolan to whatever you know and like and then she ends up in the trump white house and like the whole way that all these people are just completely connected and now she's running around as the kind of hero of the anti-trump yeah resistant this fanatic she's got a book out she's when she's promoting her book she's literally saying if trump wins again it's the end of democracy this is the the key point that this makes me think of is like they run around saying you undermine democracy all the time they're the ones this is what they're trying to do there is an election they didn't like the result so they weren't about trying to have done it and yet they get to accuse of course everyone else it's just like with with racism they go on calling everyone racist they're the ones that finish that but it all works based on our short attention spans it's like so you can talk about january 6 forever as long as you don't remember all of this stuff that happened before and actually most people are like most people especially in the media they don't remember you know kat i think there was a high point to all of this and that was the introduction of the phrase p-tape yeah yeah cause we could talk about it now openly um i was talking about openly and i also didn't even if it was real i didn't really have a problem with it exchange of goods why do i care yeah exactly and you have questions you started talking about p no i don't i was just uh gonna ask you what your thoughts were yeah i mean look it's i think it must be really nice to be able to be this wrong and this mean when you are wrong and not even like feel bad or do any self-examination um because i do too much self-examination i think yes you know i feel i feel i feel bad when i do things wrong they don't it must be nice yes it must be nice what about you tyrus thoughts on this you know with i was looking i try to look at the whole you know they say look at the big picture right and you look at that whole error of in you know the the dossier and the mueller report and all the criminals that were flushed out but they were all democrats cuomo avenatti steele dossier like everybody who came out to be heroes yeah were bad guys so of course the dossier wasn't real nothing through that entire period was real and that's why they're not going to apologize because they'll just say well it's my truth right that's right i saw it at the time so exactly such a specific thing to make but at least the tape was flushed out i mean we got to say that's like you know well and it served their purpose it was able to diminish a trump presidency that's all they cared about they've their mission we now have high inflation yeah that's literally what it is i'll take a pee tape over high inflation any day sometimes i have and tweets yes hey 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Id: kujtF7tZ1Zk

Length: 14min 33sec (873 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 08 2021