Tucker roasts 'dumbest' CNN hosts on 'Gutfeld!'

[Music] tv tv on the wall who's the dumbest of them all yes the world deserves to know which cnn hack is curly and which one is mo last night i proclaimed chris cuomo as the second dumbest man on cnn that's like being the second drunkest slow-pitched softball player but of that network the competition is fierce for my money don lemon remains the champion but not everyone agreed including tucker carlson chris cuomo really gets the credit he deserves for being the single dumbest person ever to perform on cable news he makes don lamont look like a particle physicist so by comparison he makes don lamont look like a particle physicist or as chris cuomo might call it make things go boom doctor guy so is it time to decide who has fewer brains inside short of an autopsy there's only one way to find out the great tucker carlson greg gutfeld debate tonight's debate which host replaced his brain with a steel plate joining me now host of tucker carlson tonight and tucker carlson today it's tucker carlson thank you greg it's a friendly chat with tucker about two stupid but before we get started let's take a look at some clips tucker and remind people who we're dealing with first let's start with tucker's choice mr cuomo only in america kids let's get after it the official re-entry from the basement cleared by cdc a little sweaty just worked out happens please show me where it says that protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful in scale this was the actual swab that was being used to fit up that double barrel shotgun that you have mounted on the front of your pretty face you know no doubt that was pretty dumb but can don b beat that democratic cities are in chaos right now oh my gosh it's so bad and again defunding police it's like the president is a racist and he is a demagogue believing the lies on the internet instead of science it's time to start shaming them what else or leave them behind nothing wrong with botox people don't know what they eat look at it my eyebrow went up i don't have it now as you can see i got all these wrinkles everybody asked me when i'm going to get you getting botox both stupid so i contend that while cuomo makes dumber decisions than lemon lemon is just naturally slower cuomo is more of a performer where lemon just speaks his mind which explains his stupidity so tucker persuade me that i am incorrect let me just say we we disagree but we don't need to be disagreeable we're friends i don't want this in any way to affect our long-standing friendship i agreed with you for many years i thought that chris cuomo was putting on an act you know the weight lifting the calling the bro talk the huge swap i thought he was like bowser on shanana who actually went to colombia do you know what i mean it was a part what a reference and then i watched him because i used to work at cnn i know people there i pay attention that guy is every bit as stupid as he seems he went to yale law school his dad was a governor of new york at the time and he doesn't know what's in the first amendment he has zero sense of humor which is always a tell but here is the absolute settling factor he speaks only in cliches if you listen carefully to chris cuomo you will find not a single phrase that you can't instantly get on instagram all of it so dumb people speaking cliches don lemon by contrast not a genius but he gets the joke like he sort of knows i'm a guy with no skills i was a local news anchor in atlanta and look where i am now he finds the whole thing hilarious right all right so okay that was fairly persuasive i'm gonna have the audience vote after we have we get to the point of this but for i will say that don lemon uh it was uh his stupidity was unmatched when he claimed that violence in the cities didn't exist because he just went out and had a nice meal so it's like somebody like he is in a full he and i honestly you could he he he felt that because he was recognized he was on the street oh and they recognized me it was great i had a nice meal therefore there were no assaults and homicides in new york city correct that's not stupidity that's narcissism he lives in a don le mans bubble and everything is great in don lemon world at all times and that's kind of what i like about him so you actually so you enjoy don lemon because he's he's not very bright and he knows it he's mr rourke from fantasy island welcome to don le mans world i mean there's so corinthian leather about him so unbelievably cheesy in a 1979 way that i just i don't know he he pushes my buttons boy you really are diplomatic who would you want so i was going to ask you who would you you fish a lot who would you like to go fishing with would it be obviously would have to be with dawn don lemon in a very famous interview on the record at lunch referred in fact ordered for dessert lemon sorbet and when corrected he said no no no i'm afraid it's brown sorbet he did not acknowledge that he had no idea how to pronounce the frozen dessert and he wasn't embarrassed so my dream is to have a long dinner with don lamont do you know what uh i think what unites both of those uh candidates for dumbest person at cnn is the lack of embarrassment like they they go out there they deliver the same tripe every day but they wake up and they're as happy as clams no no i disagree i disagree chris cuomo is totally tormented you watch chris cuomo and there's a deep self-loathing like he knows how dummy is and he's mad about it that's that's what the anabolic steroids are about obviously um i don't know don lamont is totally happy in his mindless haze i want to ask the panel here uh who is who's being most most persuasive here dave well i think tucker's winning here but i think the next time you guys do this you need to widen the net to msnbc because get joy read in there and then and then it's almost impossible but no we don't we could do that yeah but we could just pit joy reid against uh he weaponizes it nicole wallace i think next week we could do joy reid versus uh nicole wallace or we could do brian stelter versus brianna keller is that her name tucker oh the former morning zoo girl from the am radio show and yeah yeah she's not even on the list she doesn't qualify by the way the woman not joy reid the other one on msnbc is so loathsome i am proud to say i have never uttered her name since i met her in 1999 when she was jeb bush's flack she was nasty and stupid then she's worse now ugh worst person you know this might be the greatest segment i see a guy looking at me with it concentrating well i'm just amazed by the expertise that you both have about these cnn programs are you the only people in america who watch these shows man actually you make the point the people who watch those shows are dumber than lauren clomo combined they watch it because it's so damn funny it's the funniest show it's funnier than the late night comics tucker we gotta roll thank you so much for participating in our inaugural debates and giving time and we're still friends thank you dave thank you hey sean hannity here hey click here to subscribe to fox news youtube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you will not get it anywhere else

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Length: 8min 30sec (510 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 23 2021