This week the media finally discovered crime: Gutfeld

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>> Greg: ARE LIKE WONDERFUL AND SO DO YOU. I HOPE YOU ARE WELL. THIS WEEK THE MEDIA FINALLY DISCOVERED CRIME BECAUSE FINALL THEY FOUND A CRIMINAL WHO FITS THE BILL AS THEY IGNORE OTHERS WHO DON'T. TO MAKE NO MISTAKE THIS IS A FELON AND I CREDIT THE OUTRAGE EVEN IF MOST OF BET ONLY TO US EXPLOIT A TRAGEDY. THE POLITICAL REPORTER CONCLUDE THAT WHITE AMERICANS AREN'T DOING ENOUGH TO FIGHT RACISM PERSPEX IT IS REALLY A WHITE CULTURE BOWL PROBLEM THAT WHY YES THAT THAT AFRICAN-AMERICANS ARE MORE GENERALLY SEEN AS THE OTHER OR SO EASILY -- WE TALK ABOUT WHITE SUPREMACY BUT IT'S ALSO THE WAY IN WHICH PEOPLE TALK ABOUT FOLKS COMING ACROSS THE BORE. IT GOES ROUND WITH THOSE FOLKS AND ALSO ARE A THREAT. >> SO RACISM IS A WHITE BICULTURAL PROBLEM AND WHITES SHOULD COME TO TERMS WITH IT. HOW DOES SHE KNOW THAT THEY HAVEN'T WHAT PLANET IS SHE ON WHY THEY ONLY GET CNN AND MSNBC THERE APPEARED SHE ECHOES WHAT HER. SAY, THAT WHITES SHARE THE GUIL FOR THEIR RACIST ACTIONS AS IF INDIVIDUAL CHOICE, RESPONSIBILITY, OR MENTAL ILLNESS DON'T EXIST ONLY BY UNITING PIGMENT THAT UNITES US. MEANWHILE THIS DOPE THINGS THOS THAT EMBRACE FREE SPEECH DO SO AND OUR RACES. >> LOOK AT THE WAY THE RIGHT TR TO BAPTIZE THE DEPTH THAT DHS WAS GOING TO ESSENTIALLY TRY TO ATTEMPT TO MONITOR HATEFUL RHETORIC. THEY WANT TO MAKE IT SEEM AS IF IT IS SOME SORT OF A BROTHER. IT'S LIKE THIS IS ALWAYS WHAT THE RIGHT DOES TO APPEASE THE WHITE SUPREMACIST MOVEMENT BY SAYING, HEY, FREE SPEECH. >> SO IF YOU ARE FOR FREE SPEECH , YOU'RE HELPING OUT THE KKK. THAT IS A LEAP THAT EVIL KNIEVE COULDN'T MAKE MSNBC, MAYBE IT I TIME TO CHUCK TODD. [LAUGHTER] >> THANK YOU. TERRIBLE POND. I'VE DISCUSSED MYSELF HE IS THE TURNED, TOURED WITH A HEAD INJURY UNDER A HAIRPIECE. I COULD GO ON FOREVER AND THEN THERE'S THIS GUY SAY WE NEED A NEW WAR ON TERROR, THE TERRORISTS BEING REPUBLICANS. >> MIKE GUIDANCES THAT WE HAVE TO TREAT AS A TERRORIST THREAT THAT IT IS. WE RALLY ON 911. THERE WAS NO QUESTION ABOUT WHA THE COUNTRY WAS GOING TO DO. WE ARE FACING THE SAME THREAT W SHOULD LABEL THEM AT THAT DOMESTIC TERRORIST PARTY. >> AND THEY SAY REPUBLICANS ARE DIVISIVE PITS OF THIS IS RAISES THE QUESTION BECAUSE IT'S RAISE BY IDIOTS. ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR A PERSON 'S CRIME BECAUSE YOU SHARE A PIGMENT. AND HAS A NET FEDERAL INTO EVER WHITE PERSON'S HEAD THAT SINCE THEY WERE KIDS NOT TO DO THIS KIND OF GENERALIZING, ESPECIALL WHEN IT COMES TO RACE. THIS IS WHAT THE DEMOCRATS ARE RIDING ON AND IT'S A UNICYCLE WITH A FLAT TIRE. IF YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT BAD WHITES DO, WHAT ABOUT WHAT GOOD POINTS DO ONE A WHITE PERSON DO SOMETHING GREAT, SHOULD YOU APPLAUD ME? DOES ELON MUSK PRIVATIZING SPAC TRAVEL AND BUILDING ELECTRIC CARS ALLOW ME HAVING THE SAME PIGMENT AS A MASS SHOOTER OR ME AS A PARTY DANCING LIKE I'M IN BODY CAST. ISN'T THAT TRUE, WHITE SUPREMAC THAT BY VIRTUE OF RACE I PLAYED A ROLE IN INVENTING AIR TRAVEL. I ACTUALLY DID MORE THAN ONCE I COLLEGE I TOOK ASKED THAT I OFF THE LIBRARY ROOF INTO TRASH. BY THIS LOGIC, I OWN EVERYTHING GOOD AND EVERYTHING BAD, WHICH IS NOT NUTS. BY SAYING THAT ALL WHITES ARE COMPLICIT IN THE ECZEMA BAD MAN HE'S A TRUE WHITE SUPREMACIST AND IF WHITES PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, I GUESS THAT I MIGHT AS WELL BE BUZZ ALDRIN. AND YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE TAG. IDIOTIC. IT IS IDIOTIC. BUT LET'S PLAY THIS GAME PURGE OF ALL THE JAPANESE SHARE A GUILD FOR PEARL HARBOR AND SHOO ALL JAPANESE BE CREDITED WITH THE BEST TOILETS ON EARTH. ADMITTED. I'M PRETTY GOOD. VERY CLEAN. CHEVAL GERMANS ANSWER FOR THE HOLOCAUST? I SAY, YES, EXCEPT FOR HEIDI CLUNE BUT THEY ALSO GAVE THE PRETZELS. SHOULD ALL BLACKS BE CREDITED WITH INVENTING THE BEST MUSIC EVER. I BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT THEY COME UP WITH POLKA MUSIC BUT THEY'RE ALSO PARTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BLACK-EYED PEAS. I KNOW. YOU SEE HOW THIS LOGIC IS CNN I THE WORST OF THE GROUP APPEARED HOW WHAT THEY FEEL IF WE JUDGE THEM BY JOY REED OR JEFFREY TOOBIN. ACTUALLY I DO. ALL THE TIME. I'M A HYPOCRITE. IT'S A PART OF THEIR SINGLE VARIABLE THINKING THEY HAVE NO MENTAL DASHBOARD AS THEY FLY THROUGH LIFE STORMS NO PROBABILITY, EXPERIENCE. THEY SEE LIFE THROUGH ONE FILTER , RACE. SO WHAT ABOUT ME. IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I' SURE IT APPEARED THE NEW RESEARCH ON VIOLENT CRIME, SHOR MEN WERE TWICE AS LIKELY TO BE CONVICTED OF A CRIME AS THE TALLEST. NOW MAYBE THOSE GUYS ARE MORE LIKELY TO TAKE A SWING AT DANNY DEVITO THAN DEWAYNE JOHNSON. BUT THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT THE REAL VARIABLE PREDICTING VIOLEN CRIME WAS IQ. IT IS THE SHORT GUIDE TO BLAMES I'M OFF THE HOOK FOR STEALING A BIG WHEEL. IT'S NOT JUST WITHIN SHORT PEOPLE THAT DIFFERENCES LIKE IQ OCCUR. HAPPENS IN ALL GROUPS. THIS FIGURE DIFFERENCES WITHIN ONE GROUP THEN THERE ARE BETWEE TWO GROUPS. IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE AN EINSTEIN AND A TOM ARNOLD. IT'S WHY YOU HAVE THOMAS SOUL AND JOY REED. THEIR BIGGER DIFFERENCES WITHIN RACE THEN BETWEEN RACES THAT IS HUGE. WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE INDIVIDUALS. WE ARE BRILLIANT, FUNNY, WEIRD, HIGH IQ, BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. WERE ALSO DEPRESSED AND CRAZY INVULNERABLE AND DANGEROUS. ENOUGH ABOUT KAT. BUT IT IS NOT BETWEEN GROUPS. IT'S AMONG PEOPLE, INDIVIDUALS SO DO MY OWN EXPLANATION FOR SHORT AND VIOLENT BECAUSE I'M SHORT, NOPE JUST BECAUSE I DON' TAKE CREDIT FOR ALL THE GREAT WORK THAT LITTLE PEOPLE DO. BUT IF YOU FAVOR GROUP IDENTITY OVER THE INDIVIDUAL, YOU WOULD, BUT YOU DON'T BECAUSE WE SEE TH PERSON COME ONLY IF THE LEFT OF THE IMMEDIACY GROUPS PER THE ONLY HERD MENTALITY AT OUR HEAD IS WALKING AWAY FROM THEM AND THE ONLY PLACE LEFT US WANT THE PATIENT IS IN MATH CLASS. LOOK AT KAT AND TYRUS AND ME, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO GAI FROM THE SHOW IS THAT WE ARE DIFFERENT PERSONS. I DON'T SEE KAT AS A WHITE CHICK . TYRUS IS A WHITE MALE. YOU DOESN'T SEEM HE IS AT ALL DEPENDING HOW CLOSE OR FAR I AM TO HIM. NOR DO I SEE THEM AS A GIANT WH CAN FLICK ME INTO SPACE WITH HI PINKY. I SEE HE'S THE SMARTEST GUY I'V EVER MET PICK I JUST HOPE THAT COULD LOWEST WATCHING. I TOLD HIM THE SAME THING IN TH STEAM ROOM. NIC AND I SEEK IS THE FUNNIEST CREATURE ON EARTH THAT SHE'S NO EVEN TRYING TO BE FUNNY OR SHE IS JUST BEING KAT. SO IN SHORT, WHITE SUPREMACY IDENTITY POLITICS, AND WHAT WE ARE DOING RIGHT NOW ON THE SHOW IS WE EMBRACE THE PERSON, NOT THE PIGMENT, SO SCREECH YOUR IDENTITY BECAUSE IT'S AN EVIL THAT HELPS NO RACE PICKETS JUST ABOUT POWER AS EVIL ALWAYS IS. WILL COME TONIGHT'S GUESTS. FORMER SPORTS CASTER, MICHELLE GOETSCH. >> SO MANY PEOPLE TRIED TO CANCEL HIM, YOU WOULD THINK HIS NAME WAS CNN PLUS. DAVE RUBIN. GIVE HER LIBERTY OR GIVE HER ANYTHING BUT A SHOT OF TEQUILA PER FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF. AND POPEYE WANTS TO KNOW WHAT H EATS. DEBBIE DEBBIE E WORLD TELEVISIO CHAMPION TYRUS. SO, TYRUS, SHORT PEOPLE AREN'T MORE LIKELY TWO VIOLENT CRIME, GOING AGAINST YOUR THEORIES. FIRST OF ALL, THEY SAID THEY WERE. IT WAS JUST THE SMART ONES DON' GET CAUGHT. YOU LEAD YOUR LEAGUE OF MARY TITLE MEN AND THEN YOU HAVE THI CODE OF SHORT VALOR OR YOU WON' TELL ON EACH OTHER. WELL PLAYED, PENGUIN. YOU KNOW, GREAT MONOLOGUE PHENOMENAL MONOLOGUE. [APPLAUSE] AS SOMEONE WHO GREW UP WITH SOMETHING BAD HAPPEN ON THE NEW COME ACROSS MY FINGERS LIKE PLEASE DON'T BE A BROTHER BECAUSE WE ALL GET BLAMED FOR IT . NOW WHEN WE GET TO THIS POINT O EQUALITY, NOT ME BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GROUPED , BUT WHEN SOMEONE GETS TO GO ON TV AND THEIR PLIGHT IS TO GROUP OF WHITE PEOPLE TOGETHER AND SAY THEY ARE ALL BAD, YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN EARL ON THE PORCH. IT IS THE SAME THING PICKETS JUST BECAUSE WHEN THEY SAY IT, THEY ARE SAYING IT FROM A PLACE OF SUPPOSED WISDOM AND THEY ARE NOT. THEY'RE JUST RUNNING THE RACE GAME JUST BECAUSE IT'S COMING FROM A PERSON OF COLOR AND THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO PASS BECAUS THEY HAVE CONVINCED WHITE AMERICANS TO BE AFRAID TO SAY THAT IS WRONG. YOU SO HAPPEN TO BE BLACK BUT THAT IS OKAY. AMERICANS -- WHITE AMERICA HAS TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES. THEY DON'T OWN PLANTATIONS. THEY'VE GOT TO PAY BILLS. WE ALL HAD THE SAME ISSUES IN THE SAME HURDLES. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE COLOR OF LIFE NOR WOULD LIVE. THEY'RE DOING THIS BECAUSE THAT IS THE EASIEST WAY TO GET ATTENTION. THERE WAS A LOT OF MURDERS AND THEY ONLY FOCUS ON ONE, WHY, BECAUSE PEOPLE TUNE IN. THAT IS THE TRAGEDY OF APPEARED. >> TO BE TOTALLY CLEAR, JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE ALL KNOW THAT NO ONE IN THIS BUILDING HAS A ROOM IN THEIR BASEMENT. EXPECTS NO, NO. I CAN'T STRESS THAT ENOUGH THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO PRIVATE LOCKER ROOM RIGHT NEXT TO THE MAILROOM. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING. I'M SORRY. >> YOU WERE DOING SO WELL I WAS ALMOST A SERIOUS PERSON. YOU ARE OUR FIRST SHOW. I DOUBTED YOU WHAT DID YOU SAY ON THE FIRST SHOW QUICK. >> BEFORE I TELL YOU, ON THE OPTIONS THAT I SAY SOMETHING OFFENSIVE HERE DURING THE PROGRAM, DOING THE HO AS A BLACK , IDENTIFYING AS TODAY, BUT ON THE FIRST SHOW, THE FIRST "GUTFELD" SHOW I WAS SITTING IN THIS CHAIR AND I SAID YOU WOULD BE THE NUMBER ONE KING AND LATE-NIGHT WITHIN ONE YEAR. I SAID, NO, IT'S NOT POSSIBLE PROVIDE DOUBTED YOU. AND I DOUBTED YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SHORT. I AM GLAD WE CAN STACK UP AGAINST EACH OTHER. EXPECTS I WILL BE PROBABLY THE SHORT ONE. I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF YOU HAVE A OPINION. I AM WITH CHILD, PLEASE. I'M TOLD YOU CAN GET AN ABORTIO IF IT'S NECESSARY PERSPEX BEARD DOING THAT STORY TOMORROW. WE USED TO BE ALL ABOUT INDIVIDUALS. NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT GROUPS. EXPECTS THE BEST EXAMPLE THAT YOU SHOW WAS THOMAS SOUL. IT DOES NOT MATTER PAID SKIN COLOR DOES NOT MATTER APPEARED PROBABLY THE MOST GENIUS THAT WE'VE EVER HAD IN HISTORY AND SHE IS AN IDIOT WHO WORKS AT A MENTAL INSTITUTION. AND THOSE PEOPLE, THEIR SKIN COLOR HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE FACTS AND IF YOU LOOK AT THEM, THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF WHA TYRUS WAS SAYING PICK UP YOU LOOK AT THEM AND GOT THAT IT IS A BLACK MAN HE MUST THINK THIS WAY OR THINK THAT'S ABOUT ECONOMICS AND SHE HAS A BLACK WOMAN SHE MUST THINK THAT'S. LOOK IN THE MIRROR BECAUSE YOU ARE THE RACES. >> I LOOK AT THIS AND I THINK ABOUT MYSELF IN THE EARLY 2000s OF BEING ACCUSED OF OBAMA POLL BFP AT THIS IS A NEW VERSION PAID SOMETIMES I THINK MIGHT'VE BEEN GUILTY LIKE BECAUSE OF 9-11, I WAS LIKE, I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE SO IF I HAVE TO ACCUSE THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING THAT, FLICK MYSELF AND SE BUT IT'S KIND OF THE SAME THING IN A WAY. >> YOU'RE STARTING WITH WITH TH MAN IN THE MIRROR. SO THEY DO BASED ON GENDER AS WELL. REMEMBER WHEN WE HELP THE WAR O WOMEN A WHILE BACK, HILLARY CLINTON TELLING US ALL THAT WOMEN WERE OPPRESSED AND THE WA ON WOMEN. EUROPE WAS WORKING AS A WOMAN I SPORTS, ONE OF THE VERY FEW AND I WAS LIKE WHERE IS THAT I DON' SEE IT. I JUST THINK THAT PEOPLE FORGET THAT WE ARE INDIVIDUALS. AND IF YOU SAY THAT SOMEONE IS NOT AN INDIVIDUAL AND THEIR ONL PART OF A GROUP, IT IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANOTHER ARGUMENT. YOU DON'T GIVE THAT PERSON AGENCY OVER THEIR OWN LIFE. YOU ARE SAYING IT IS TOO BAD THAT YOU ARE A WHITE HISPANIC WOMAN. YOU WILL NEVER BE A SPORTSCASTE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T. >> THEY SAID THAT TO ME. >> DID THEY QUICK. >> OF WHAT UPHELD -- >> Greg: WHICH IS WHY I TRANSITIONED FROM A SHORT MAN O GERMAN AND JEWISH -- >> CAN I JUST MENTION -- >> LEGENDARY SPORTSCASTER, TELL THE TRUTH. I SHALL MENTION MICHAEL JACKSON. ONLY IN ONE OF THE COUNTRY COUL YOUNG BLACK MEN GO UP TO BE AN OLD WHITE WOMAN. ALL RIGHT, KAT, YOU ARE IN A GROUP OF ONE, SO TO SPEAK. HOW DO YOU GET PEOPLE TO BREAK OUT OF THIS IDEA OF THIS GROUPTHINK APPEARED. >> THE FIRST VERSION OF YOUR MODEL LOT THAT I READ, YOU -- TODAY I DECIDED TO TRAIN -- YOU DECIDED TO CHANGE PERSON INTO CREATURE APPEARS. >> I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT. >> WELCOME IT IS MORE ACCURATE. I THINK THAT IT'S NOT GOOD TO VIEW EVERYTHING THROUGH A PREDETERMINED LENS, NO MATTER WHAT THAT LENS IS THESE PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY DO IT WITH GRACE. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW IT BEFORE YOU'D LOOK AT SOMETHING, YOU'RE NOT THINKING AT ALL. YOU CAN'T THINK CRITICALLY AND THAT'S NEVER GOING TO BE A GOOD THING PIXEL I THINK THAT LOOKIN AT THE SITUATION INDIVIDUALLY AND AS PEOPLE INDIVIDUALLY AS THE ONLY WAY THAT THEY'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO BE PROCESSING WHAT YOU'RE SEEING. >> GOOD POINT. >> THANKS. BEFORE WE GO COME A QUICK REMINDER I WILL BE IN SALT LAKE CITY, WHICH IS IN UTAH THIS SATURDAY FOR MY BOOK TOUR AND TYRUS WILL BE THERE. WE'VE GOT SOME NEW -- GO TO G GOT FELL.com.
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Length: 16min 54sec (1014 seconds)
Published: Fri May 20 2022
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