FOREVER. GREG GUTFELD TAKES IT ALL FROM YOUR. >> THE DEMOCRATS WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GOING TO BE FACING. LET'S TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE IF I WERE A REPUBLICAN RUNNING, I WOULD SAY DEMOCRATS CAN'T PROTECT US ACROSS THE WORLD, DEMOCRATS CAN'T PROTECT OUR STREETS AND DEMOCRATS CAN'T PROTECT US AT THE BORDER. >> Greg: THAT'S HOW BAD THE DEMOCRATS ARE DOING. JOE SCARBOROUGH IS A REPUBLICAN AGAIN. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪ >> Greg: SUPER-DUPER WEDNESDAY, EVERYONE! YEAH. ALL RIGHT. FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST RELEASED AN AD AND IT'S REALLY SOFT ON PRESIDENT BIDEN. >> President Biden: AMERICA IS BACK. >> HIGHEST INFLATION RATE. >> THE BORDER IS COLLAPSING, THE CLIMB INS COVID COLLECTIONS. >> President Biden: WE AMPLIFIED OUR POWER, SOME AT NEW STRENGTH BURIED >> SHOULD WE BE EMBARRASSED? >> LIPOMAS HE IS BACK. >> KABUL IS NOT AN IMMINENT THREAT ENVIRONMENT. >> President Biden: THE LIKELIHOOD THERE'S GOING TO BE THE TALIBAN OVERRUNNING EVERYTHING AND OWNING THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY. >> Greg: DID I SAY SOFT? SORRY ABOUT THAT, THAT WAS AS SOFT AS CHRIS CUOMO'S SKULL. MEANING NOT SOFT AT ALL. THAT'S IF CHRIS CUOMO IS WATCHING. I DIDN'T REALLY WATCH THESE VIDEOS BEFORE I DO THE SHOW INSTEAD OF DOING SHOTS OF HAND SANITIZER WITH KAT. AND AMERICA, PLEASE DON'T SAY I TOLD YOU TO DRINK HAND SANITIZER, SAY KAT DID. SO LET'S HAVE ANOTHER TASTE, SHALL WE? >> THEY OWN THE WHOLE COUNTRY NOW. THE TALIBAN ARE NOW IN COMPLETE CONTROL. >> HOW DID PRESIDENT BIDEN GET THIS SO WRONG? >> FIRST OF ALL, OUR MISSION HASN'T FAILED. YET. I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M SATAN REINCARNATED. DO I BEAR RESPONSIBILITY? ZERO RESPONSIBILITY. >> CHINA IS READY FOR FRIENDLY RELATIONS WITH THE TALIBAN. >> [INDISCERNIBLE]. >> WE HAVE TO ASK THE TALIBAN FOR PERMISSION FOR AMERICAN CITIZENS TO LEAVE, TRUE OR NOT TRUE? >> THEY ARE IN CONTROL. >> President Biden: I CAN'T RECOMMEND ANYONE BETTER TO LEAD THIS OPERATION -- >> THEY ARE JUST CHANTING TO AMERICA. >> Greg: WELL, MUCH LIKE THE WAHLBERG PARENTS, I FEAR THAT WILL LEAVE A MARK. [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] >> OH! >> Greg: THOUGHT IS A REALLY TERRIBLE JOKE, AND I'M SO PROUD OF IT. THAT VIDEO SAYS WHATEVER WHEN OUTSIDE THE MEDIA THINKS, THAT JOE IS A HUMAN TEA BAG AND HE'S ALWAYS IN HOT WATER. WE SAW YESTERDAY'S HORRIBLE SPEECH, IT HAD THE INTIMIDATING POWER OF A REFRIGERATOR MAGNET. IT WAS AS INSPIRATIONAL AS THE LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS IN A DRUG COMMERCIAL. IS ENERGIZING IS EATING A POUND OF PASTA AFTER A STACK OF PANCAKES AND CHASING THAT WITH A FISTFUL OF XANAX. HE ANSWERED YOUR QUESTIONS THAN THE TALIBAN AND SPLIT FASTER THAN [INDISCERNIBLE]'S PANTS ON DOUGHNUT DAY. WHILE ALL MINDS WERE ON AFGHANISTAN, WHAT DID BIDEN LEAD WITH? PROGRESSIVE'S GREATEST HITS, ALL AIMED AT US AND NOT THEM. OF >> President Biden: TODAY'S VOTE IN THE HOUSE ALLOWED THEM TO CONSIDER MY BUILD BACK BETTER AGENDA, A BROAD FRAMEWORK TO MAKE HOUSING MORE AFFORDABLE, PROVIDE TWO YEARS OF UNIVERSAL, HIGH-QUALITY PRE-K AND TWO YEARS OF FREE COMMUNITY COLLEGE. MAKING INFRASTRUCTURE MORE RESILIENT TO THE CLIMATE CRISIS AND SO MUCH MORE. I ALSO WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO VOTED TO SUPPORT THE JOHN LEWIS VOTING RIGHTS ACT. YOU KNOW, ADVANCING -- IT'S AN ACT TO RESTORE AND EXPAND VOTING PROTECTIONS, TO PREVENT VOTER SUPPRESSION, AND TO SECURE THE MOST SACRED OF AMERICAN RIGHTS, THE RIGHT TO VOTE FREELY, THE RIGHT TO VOTE FAIRLY, AND THE RIGHT TO HAVE YOUR VOTE COUNT. >> Greg: SO FIRST YOU GOT FREE STUFF, WHICH AT LEAST DIDN'T GO TO THE TALIBAN. STILL, IT'S SORT OF LIKE WHEN YOU'RE WIFE GIVES YOU A CHRISTMAS GIFT BOUGHT WITH YOUR MONEY. SORRY. OUR MONEY. EXCEPT HERE IT LEADS TO INFLATION AND UNEMPLOYMENT. [SCATTERED LAUGHTER] THANK GOD SHE'S NOT WATCHING. WE GOT VOTER SUPPRESSION WITHOUT ANY EVIDENCE THAT IT EXISTS. WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE, WHICH MUST BE GOOD NEWS FOR THE TALIBAN, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO "NEWSWEEK," THE TALIBAN IS NOW VOWING TO FIGHT GLOBAL WARMING, WHICH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T DOUBT. EVERYBODY AGREES ONE BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE IS OVERPOPULATION AND YOU CAN ARGUE NO ONE HAS DONE MORE TO BRING THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET DOWN THAN THE TALIBAN, AT THE RATE THEY KILL PEOPLE, CARBON EMISSIONS WON'T BE A PROBLEM IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS. BUT THAT'S THE THING WITH JOE'S PRESSERS. DOES HE EVER HAVE A REAL ANSWER? TO SEE JUST PLAY WITH HIS WHEEL OF EXCUSES? >> THIS IS HOW WE GET READY FOR A PRESS CONFERENCE. HERE WE GO. YOU HAVE TO ASK JEN PSAKI. SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S GOOD. LOOK, I INHERITED THIS THING, ALL RIGHT? NO, NO. PEOPLE ARE WEARING THEIR MASKS. THAT WAS LIKE FOUR OR FIVE DAYS AGO. COME ON, MAN! ASK THAT AGAIN BUT JUST CHANGE THE WORDS. JUST WALK AWAY. THAT'S ME. I'VE GOT TO JUST WALK AWAY. HERE WE GO. JUST SORT OF WALK AWAY. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] >> Greg: HERE'S THE WEIRDEST THING. HOW DOES EVERYONE ELSE KNOW THE RIGHT THING TO DO EXCEPT THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE? I GET IT, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A CLEAN SOLUTION, BUT THE EXECUTION BEGAN WITH A PLOT PREMISE, IT'S THE PRISON OF TWO IDEAS, WE STAY FOREVER OR WE GET OUT. SOUNDS A LOT LIKE MARRIAGE. BUT YOU COULD HAVE REDEFINED THE MISSION THE WAY FOOTBALL COACH MAKES ADJUSTMENTS AT HALFTIME OR IN THIS CASE, LATE IN THE FOURTH QUARTER. YOU COULD HAVE LEFT THE PLACE IN THE RIGHT ORDER, AMERICAN CITIZENS FIRST, ALLIES AND TROOPS. SERIOUSLY, HOW CAN WE CALL THE TALIBAN BACKWARD WHEN EVERYTHING WE DID WAS BACKWARD? YOU COULD HAVE BLOWN UP ALL THE STUFF SO WE DIDN'T BUILD THEM A NEW ARMY FREE OF COST BURIED I BELIEVE THAT'S ON PAGE TWO ON HOW TO WIN AWARD FOR DUMMIES. SO WHY IS THIS SO EASY FOR A CHUCKLE BUCKET LIKE ME TO COME UP WITH? A CHUCKLE BUCKET STILL DRUNK ON CAT'S HANNAH TIES HER -- HAND SANITIZER. MAYBE IT'S JUST HARDER FOR JOE. JOE EFT IT UP JUST LIKE OBAMA AND OSAMA SAID HE WOULD, LIKE HE'S AFT UP EVERYTHING. THE LIKELIHOOD THERE'S GOING TO BE THE TALIBAN OVERRUNNING EVERYTHING AND OVERRUNNING THE COUNTRY IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY? JOE BIDEN DOESN'T REMEMBER SAYING THAT. THERE'S -- IT'S THAT WE ELECTED SOMEONE WHO COULDN'T PRESIDE OVER THE CHANGING OF HIS SOCKS MUCH LESS THE CHANGING OF A GOVERNMENT. FIFTH-GRADERS COULD BEAT HIM IN A GAME OF RISK, BUT WE CAN'T BLAME HIM, HE NEVER HID HIS INCOMPETENCE. HE'S THE EPITOME OF THE INSIDE THE BELTWAY SPONGE SOAKING UP ALL THE PERKS. HE WAS MORE FOR SALE AND TVs BEFORE THE SUPER BOWL. THE BLAME GOES TO THE MEDIA WHO PAPERED OVER HIS BOTTOMLESS INCOHERENCE, WHO PRETENDED THERE WAS NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT A CANDIDATE WHO BARELY CAMPAIGNED FROM HIS BASEMENT, WHO BURIED THE HUNTER BIDEN LAPTOP STORY, WHO PORTRAYED TRUMP AS THE REAL UNSTABLE END. THIS FROM DEEP STATE GENIUSES FROM OR WRITE LESS OFTEN THAN A COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER ON HIS S.A.T.s. YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE IF I COULD EVEN BLAME THE AFGHAN PRESIDENT FOR SCREAMING, LACKING FAITH INVITING VERSUS KNOWING WHAT THE TALIBAN WILL DO TO YOU, WHAT'S YOUR CHOICE? I WAS WITH THE BIGGEST BONEHEAD MOVE OF ALL IS THINKING THE GOVERNMENT COULD HOLD OFF THE TALIBAN FOR MONTHS. I MEAN, WHY FIGHT WHEN THE GUY BACKING YOU HAS LESS JOB SECURITY THAN THE INCOMING HOST OF JEOPARDY? HOW DID THEY MISS THAT WHEN IT WAS AS OBVIOUS AS THE WAKE ON BRIAN KILMEADE'S HEAD? SO IT COMES DOWN TO ONE WORD, ACCOUNTABILITY. WE NEED TO ACCOUNT FOR THE CORRUPTION AS WELL AS THE INCOMPETENCE. WE NEED TO ASK HOW THEY CAME TO THIS STRATEGY. WAS IT BASED ON THE MEMO RATHER THAN ON MEN? WAS IT BASED ON CONSENSUS RATHER THAN REALITY? WHOSE OPINIONS MATTERED MOST AND WHY? WHO SCOFFED AT A RAPID TALIBAN TAKEOVER? MAYBE NONE OF THEM SCOFFED AT IT AND THEY WERE LYING TO US ALL ALONG. SO NOW WE'VE ABANDONED THOUSANDS OF ALLIES. SOMETHING I COULDN'T SEE TRUMP DOING. ODDLY, BEING AMERICA FIRST OFTEN HAS THE SECONDARY EFFECT OF HELPING THOSE WHO HELP US. THAT'S RIGHT, MEDIA, THE GUY YOU CALLED HITLER FOR FOUR YEARS HAD MORE COMPASSION THAN ANY OF YOUR DUMB IDEAS OVER THE LAST DECADE. SO INSTEAD WE WENT FROM AMERICA FIRST TO BIDEN'S ARE AMERICA'S WORST. IT'S NO BUILD BACK BETTER, JUST MORE ACCURATE. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] >> LET'S WELCOME TONIGHT'S GUEST! COHOST KAYLEIGH McENANY! SHE IS SUCH A STRONG ANCHOR, WE USE THEM TO DOCK MY YACHT ON THE WEEKEND, FOX BUSINESS CORRESPONDENT SUSAN LI! HE'S SO HANDSOME, OTHER MARINES CALL HIM SEMPER FINE. FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR JOHNNY JOEY JONES! FINALLY, SHE'S GOT THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL IF THAT ANGEL SMOKED A PACK A DAY FOR 30 YEARS. FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR KAT TIMPF! SO I GUESS I SHOULD GO TO THE VETERAN FIRST, KAT. >> I'M ONLY HALF. >> Greg: THAT'S RIGHT. SO, JOEY, HOW DID WE GET THIS SO WRONG AND CAN WE FENCE THIS? I SHOULD ASK YOU, YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO A LOT OF PEOPLE IN THE MILITARY, HOW DO THEY FEEL ABOUT THIS? >> A LOT OF PEOPLE I'M TALKING TO ARE WORKING TO GET PEOPLE OUT OF AFGHANISTAN, IT MAY BE PRESIDENT BIDEN SHOULD, I DON'T KNOW, TAKE NOTES, GIVE THEM A CALL. I'VE GOT SOME NUMBERS, COULD GIVE THEM A CALL. LOWER LEVEL OFFICERS AND MID-LEVEL ENLISTED ARE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK TO GET THEIR INTERPRETERS AND THEIR INTERPRETER FAMILIES -- >> Greg: ARE THOSE PRONOUNS? IS NOT UPON? >> MY PRONOUNS ARE HEE AND HAW. LAST TIME I WAS ON HERE I GOT BACKED ONTO THE CORNER ON THE STUFF. I'M NOT A CULTURAL REPORTER HERE, OKAY? I'M BEYOND UPSET. I FEEL BETRAYED. YOU KNOW, I TWEETED -- THE TALIBAN BROKE MY BODY BUT THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT BROKE MY HEART ON THIS, RIGHT? WEEK SACRIFICED A LOT, AND THAT'S OKAY. MY SACRIFICE WAS JUSTIFIED THAT IT HAPPENED BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE CAME HOME THAT DAY AND LIVED, BUT WE'VE GOT MEN AND WOMEN SERVING RIGHT NOW AND I COULDN'T IMAGINE BEING THERE EITHER ON THAT FLIGHT LINE IN KABUL WERE SITTING ON A BASE SOMEWHERE HERE KNOWING YOU COULD BE CALLED UP NEXT, KNOWING THAT THIS IS WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR BACK, BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHO ISN'T. AND LOOK, ON THE EXCUSES PART, THIS IS THE ONLY PRESIDENT REALLY THAT DID NOT INHERIT THIS WAR. BECAUSE EVEN WHEN GEORGE W. BUSH, YOU COULD SAY IT'S INCOMPETENCE OF THE CLINTON, THEY COULD HAVE SQUASHED THIS THING TO BEGIN WITH AND PRETENDED TO TRY. BUT JOE BIDEN WAS VICE PRESIDENT. HE HELPED PRESIDE OVER THE DISASTER THAT WAS IRAQ. HE OPPOSED THE TROOP SURGE, WHICH WAS THE SECOND TIME WE RAN THE TALIBAN OUT OF THE COUNTRY, JUST FOR OBAMA TO CLAIM VICTORY FOR 2012, NOT ACTUALLY WIN THE WAR. I KNOW THAT WELL, I SACRIFICED A COUPLE LEGS FOR THAT, YOU'RE WELCOME, OBAMA. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? I'LL GIVE THAT TO YOU, BUD, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, THIS GUY WAS VICE PRESIDENT FOR EIGHT YEARS OF THIS WAR AND YOU WANT TO SAY YOU INHERITED A SITUATION? LIKE, COME ON, MAN. >> Greg: YOU QUOTED HIM JUST THERE, COME ON, MAN. SO THERE'S TWO THINGS I WANT TO ASK YOU. ONE IS -- OKAY, SO JOEY'S QUESTION ABOUT INHERITING SOMETHING, THEY ALWAYS SAY TRUMP STARTED THIS. BUT THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON THERE THAT'S NOT BEING HONEST. AND I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU, AND I HATE MIND-READING AND HYPOTHETICALS, BUT COULD YOU VENTURE WHAT MIGHT'VE BEEN DIFFERENT IF TRUMP WERE REELECTED? HOW WOULD HE HAVE DONE THIS DIFFERENTLY? I KNOW THAT'S KIND OF HARD TO DO. >> IT'S NOT HARD TO DO. IT'S VERY EASY. I SPOKE TO HIM YESTERDAY, HE WOULD NEVER HAVE HAD AN ACCIDENT LIKE THIS. HE SAID YESTERDAY WE MANAGED TO GET AFGHANISTAN UNDER CONTROL WITH 2,500 TROOPS, IT WAS A MEASURED WITHDRAW, BIT BY BIT TO WHERE WE HAD IT SECURE. HE CAME CLOSE TO WANTED TO PULL OUT OUR TROOPS SEVERAL TIMES, BUT HE LISTENED TO THE GENERALS. HE LISTENED TO THOSE AROUND HIM AND NEGOTIATED A CONDITIONS-BASED WITHDRAWAL. NOT ONLY THAT, THE TALIBAN FEARED PRESIDENT TRUMP. THEY LOOKED AT WHAT HAPPENED TO SOLO MONEY. THEY LOOKED AT WHAT HAPPENED WITH SYRIA CASTING ITS OWN PEOPLE. HE TOOK ACTION. HE'S A MAN OF ACTION AND NOW YOU HAVE A BUFFOON AS OUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF. HE VACATIONS IN DELAWARE, HE DOESN'T TAKE QUESTIONS, HE TURNS HIS BACK ON THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND HE IS A SURRENDER OR IN CHIEF. WE HAVE SURRENDERED AND THE TALIBAN IS DICTATING UNITED STATES FOREIGN POLICY, THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY ON EARTH. THIS IS PATHETIC AND BIDEN'S DIRECTOR WAS POSSIBLE. >> THE NEW TALIBAN. [SCATTERED APPLAUSE] >> Greg: I THINK YOU WERE UNFAIR TO THE TALIBAN. SUSAN. >> THAT'S TOUGH. THAT'S PRETTY TOUGH. >> Greg: WHAT ABOUT ALL THE WEAPONS, THE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS -- WAS IT BILLIONS? >> TRILLIONS. 2,000 LIVES THAT WERE LOST OVER THE LAST 20 YEARS AND AGAINST HIM. >> Greg: OH CORPORATION, WORKING THE BUSINESS ANGLE. BECAUSE VERY GOOD. >> Greg: A SHIFT IN TRANSFERS. PEOPLE WOULD BE FIRED. NO ONE IS RESIGNING! >> THE STOCK WOULD GO TO ZERO. ACTUALLY THAT WAS THE CASE, SO IT'S A LOSS, RIGHT? NERD TO NERD, HAD TO SAY THE ONE GOOD PART OF THIS WHOLE STORY. >> Greg: ARE YOU CALLING ME A NERD? >> I'M CALLING THE AFGHANI ROBOTICS TEAMS A NERD. I'M A NERD. I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR THE WOMEN IN AFGHANISTAN BECAUSE THESE ARE WOMEN THAT ACTUALLY HAD A TASTE OF FREEDOM AND A TASTE OF EDUCATION FOR THE LAST 20 YEARS BUT HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS THAT HAVE BEEN PROMISED A CAREER IN PROMISED EDUCATION THAT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN ANYMORE? YOU HAVE A YOUNG DAUGHTER, RIGHT? >> YEAH, JOEY HAS TALKED ABOUT LIFE UNDER THE TALIBAN. I CANNOT IMAGINE. I CANNOT SIMPLY IMAGINE. YOUR CHILD'S LIFE, NOT EVEN THEIR LIKELIHOOD, THEIR LIFE. >> THE NEW TALIBAN. >> Greg: HOW DO YOU FEEL A BUT THE NEW TALIBAN? >> I THINK IT'S SO INTERESTING THE WAY WE ARE EVEN HAVING THE DISCUSSION, LIKE HAVE THEY CHANGED? I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE THEY'VE CHANGED, MAYBE THIS IS THE NEW TALIBAN WHEN WE DON'T GET THAT GRACE TO LET CHRIS HARRISON FROM THE BACHELOR. >> GOOD POINT! >> HE WAS FIRED FOREVER, BUT WE ARE LIKE MAYBE THE TALIBAN HAS CHANGED. AT THIS -- YOU KNOW, IF WE'RE DOING THINGS THIS WAY, THE TALIBAN HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF HAVING A COOKWARE LINE AT TARGET THEN CHRISSY TAKEN. >> Greg: THAT IS SO TRUE! THAT IS SO TRUE. THINK ABOUT IT YET, COULD ACTUALLY HOST JEOPARDY. >> YOU DON'T WANT TO GIVE THEM PRESSURE HOOKS. [SCATTERED
