Gutfeld: 'We can't be this stupid anymore'

[Applause] ah happy Tuesday everyone took me three days to write that line so when things get really bad what's the first thing the guilty party does they argue over words remember this classic blast from the past it depends upon what the meaning of the word is is as it turned out is meant your wife is going to lose to Trump in 20 years uh he didn't see that one coming oh there's a joke in there and you know you're in deep when you're litigating the definition of the word stranded most of the criticism is not of leaving Afghanistan it's the way that he has ordered it to happen by pulling the troops before getting these Americans who are now stranded does he have a sense of that first of all I think it's irresponsible to say Americans are stranded they are not we are committed to Bringing Americans who want to come home there are no American stranded is the White House's official position on what's happening in Afghanistan I'm just calling you out for saying that we are stranding Americans in Afghanistan calling you out it's got it so it's just like uh Tom Hanks was it really stranded on that desert island not deserted island Emily Desert Island oh he was just vacationing with a ball that he talked to it's creepy and deviant and I'm glad I didn't know this when Gilligan's Island was on TV it would have ruined the whole plots because you know they were stranded I thought Peter Ducey left her stranded with that question but somehow she found her way out she's Baghdad Bob with a bob talk about splitting hairs with the taliban's machete I wonder if there are other words we aren't using to her satisfaction [Music] Chen you just cut in front of me no I uh resent you um saying that I uh simply um rescheduled your time for the uh copier I know I hate her too ah This coffee's too hot first of all I think it's irresponsible for you to say that uh the coffee is room uh temperature uh you're just in the wrong room foreign hold that [Laughter] again the elevator chop my arm off I'm just calling you out for saying that because uh that's actually called a sudden uh weight loss so uh congratulations I really didn't see that escalating to that point but it seems like America is stranded in more ways than one our military leaders have allegedly told President Biden that'll need to make a decision on whether to extend the deadline to withdrawal forces from Afghanistan because that's the correct order for an evacuation first you give up control of the airport then try to fly everyone home that's as smart as putting on a helmet after you were shot out of a cannon which is what I think happened to Joe at some point in his life but it shows you the intellectual constipation that paralyzes our so-called leaders they extended Wars indefinitely lost lives in millions and billions of dollars but at least the paperwork is in order meanwhile the Taliban says they've drawn a red line on deadlines and you know they mean it it's not an Obama Red Line in Syria which he enforced as well as the coveted rules at his birthday party I'm so glad I skipped that but the Taliban issuing orders to us it's like pouring salt on the wound it's like after being fired and security telling you you know no you can't take your unicorn coffee mug with you that belongs to the company [Laughter] but here the Taliban got everything including the coffee mug did you see all the Weaponry they got that doesn't make them celebrate Christmas nothing will it's practically impossible to get a long rifle in New York City to shoot rats but we just handed over thousands of rifles and shotguns and howitzers to a group of radical Muslim Fighters they're now in equal footing with a middle school in Chicago bam we paid for all of that and some of that will likely be used against us later so as we watch This calamity continue to unfold we should probably stop listening to our leaders and start listening to our troops more like this fella here the more stupid and naive Americans are isn't a testament to what our war Fighters are doing overseas the more we take that fight to the enemy the more stupid and naive we are as Americans because the moment that we are awoke nation that means somebody has gotten in Through the Wire done what they need to do and wake this nation up but it's the American Warfighter who is out there keeping our country safe and keeping America stupid it's a good point I've said it before the reason why so many of us me especially when thinking about Afghanistan much is because I didn't have to the work was being done by those Brave Fighters so I never really had to consider the threat coming here for a long time to use an adage we all enjoy the sausage we just don't want to see how it's made but now this catastrophic end shows us the sausage in reverse and it sucks I take some responsibility I want a million to got distracted by the life of non-stop attention-grabbing entertainment as I lose myself in the bachelor in Peloton they're unfolded a mess based on Decades of incompetent leadership and Corruption meanwhile our media fussed over pronouns and toxic masculinity and now the most toxic males on the planet are locked and loaded on our dime if only our military leaders were as woke about countries like Afghanistan as they are about us remember this moment I want to understand white rage and I'm white and I want to understand it good for you but next time maybe prioritize I'd put winning wars in protecting Americans in front of understanding white rage and where's Kamala and all this the caution that if you want to have Christmas toys for your children it might now be might be the time to start buying them because the delay may be many many months what the hell is she doing but I guess talking about Christmas makes sense after what we just gave the Taliban so never mind thousands of American lives that are at risk your kids are not going to have that new Game Boy probably made in China if we don't cut carbon emissions in this country by another 25 percent to think our media once thought Sarah Palin was a lightweight kamalam makes Palin look like a cross between Margaret Thatcher and another Margaret Thatcher look I know our leaders are often idiots but we can't be this stupid anymore and send our kids to foreign lands for decades only for it to culminate in this the least that our inept leaders can do is not arm the enemy that's like our cops buying antifa blow torches Hammers and getaway cars but you got to wonder why Kamala would bring up Christmas in August maybe she knows that in December she'll be too busy being president [Applause] criminal defense attorney worked on more felons briefs than the prison laundry outnumbered co-host Emily cabano [Music] he's like a gay bicycle outspoken [Applause] the worst intro ever Chief Inspector Thomas Chadwick Moore about her marriage vows included do not resuscitate Fox News contributor captain and he has more muscles than a seafood buffet by Massive sidekick and the NWA World television Taurus foreign good to see you Emily hey hey hey hey back you know this is a serious show this isn't like outnumbered where you can just show up and you know hang out dial it in every day um so what do you make of that did you did you catch uh Biden today making his speecharoo I yes was it how did you feel about it I don't want to put words in your mouth but it was terrible wasn't it it was terrible and the worst thing I felt was not surprised I didn't feel surprised that he buried comments about Afghanistan after a bunch of domestic policy comments and and tax the corporations and all of his virtue signaling to begin with right Americans care about Afghanistan we care about it now it's appalling to me the lack of perspective he has his tone deafness and going back to Jen saki's comments to Peter Ducey about you know calling it irresponsible to call it stranded no what is irresponsible is abandoning Americans there abandoning our allies on the global stage and on the ground there rep Waltz pointed out that no surrounding no single surrounding country right now will let Americans have a presence let alone conduct operations there and the UK was blindsided it was a NATO Mission so if we think that we have any allies that will back us up that's all faded as well rep Banks pointed out that now the Taliban has more Blackhawks than 85 percent of the planet right in addition to 85 billion dollars worth of equipment and that means Al Qaeda is about to have it that means Isis K is about to have it along with the countless deaths that will be on walk away Joe's watch and remember this is against the backdrop of the Taliban saying if we stay there after August 31st to evacuate Americans and other allies that's an extended occupation that's how they view our presence there so if Biden thinks that there's peace in our future he's more delusional than we thought yeah in that speech I feel like you said meaner stuff about corporations they did about the Taliban yes well I mean let's not forget the number one Terror threat it's not Taliban or ice white guys like you white guys like me I don't doubt it sometimes I get a little ornery if I don't have enough fiber in in the morning I'm an awful awful beast cat now that we're already talking let's just keep going sure sure that's how I've worked here so long what do you make of this Obsession like the fact when you talk about missed priorities about language itself that like it's you can't use the word strand well yeah that's definitely stranded okay and I know that because I have used the word stranded and far less diets have you been stranded on um I don't have to count but um like if I you know the Ubers keep canceling and I can't find a cab that's stranded yeah that's stranded even if I'm walking distance from home what if it rains stranded right and it's not like I'm a drama queen or anything no no no she's really off yeah she's really really uh not me not you no you're perfectly fine well adjusted yes so the deal she could comfortably use the word stranded because if you're isolated but there's still a chance you could get out right then you're not exactly Stranded by whatever definition that they want to use and was it just today you said that we've moved out tens of thousands of people in the last couple days what does that tell you first of all what people are they Americans are they afghanis who are we moving uh secondly if you're moving that many people out in two days that shows that you had absolutely no plan for this August 31st date I mean it's horrifying yeah it's absolutely horrifying yeah you I I mean I you try to think could it be worse and perhaps it could be worse but it's still happening yeah and I'm hoping that this is like we get through this and and with as minimal pain and suffering that's what are you looking at Tucker Tyler you know you know what's fun yeah you just invented it and I'm neither one um I can just stare at him and make him uncomfortable yes it worked and it worked it was like huh I'm a terrorist you're safe bro you know when you think about terrible scapegoat Joe and I hate to say that because I work really hard to be respectful of our president but what we're seeing is yeah there's this big uptick and we're getting people out and got 20 you know why you know why it wasn't the suits you have no idea what's going on it's that we have the greatest military in the universe and they got together and they started getting people out right and they're not going to do it they're not going to do it by the numbers they're going to start because that's what that's what our men and women do but also now thanks to this policy we just invented thousands of hostages right right the Afghans are no longer allowed to go to the airport do you want to know why because they need those intellectuals and those educated and those scientists those doctors to operate those machines right that's they see those tomahawks they see those guided missiles and they go we don't know how to do this but they do right so now we're seeing a whole new group of hostages Afghans will no longer be allowed to go to the airport because they need their families to hold Hostage to make them operate their machines and teach them how to run the machine so job well done so sooner than later our men and women are going to be seeing our own missiles and our own bullets coming our way because guys are going to help them because they're going to try to save their families and it's it's and I'm not I'm not a general but I'm just looking at it and I it doesn't take much to add up this is the one thing I know we got to move on and but it's the one thing that almost everybody knows what to do but the government and I'm wondering they I mean if you just look at them with your if you steal manned their argument you must assume that they thought all of this through but they didn't I mean how is that possible how do we know more than general milley you know was he too busy reading anti-racist tracks to figure out what the hell was I don't think it's on the generals I think they're not being heard not being listened and they're getting directives from people who have no idea we have a woke Administration so they think if you offer the Taliban free Tick Tock platforms they're gonna let people go yeah I mean that's really where they're thinking at yeah all right up next was two weeks the end of the slippery slope Australia's lockdowns and say no hey Sean Hannity here hey click here to subscribe to Fox News YouTube page and catch our hottest interviews and most compelling analysis you will not get it anywhere else

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Length: 15min 10sec (910 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 25 2021