>>> WELL, YOU DID IT. YOU GOT ME TO COUPLE'S THERAPY. LET'S SEE IF THIS WORKS. >> THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR US. >> I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT. I WAS JUST ON A CALL. I AM DR. WYATT. AND TELL ME, WHAT BRINGS YOU IN HERE TODAY? >> JUST NOT SURE IF TED REALLY LOVES ME ANYMORE. HE'S ALWAYS LOCKED IN HIS BASEMENT READING AMINE. >> IT'S CALLED MANGA. >> WHAT ABOUT ME, TED? AM I IMPORTANT? >> GUYS, LET'S TRY TO WORK TOGETHER INSTEAD OF ATTACKING EACH OTHER, OKAY? I'M SORRY, DO YOU MIND IF I TAKE THIS? BITCH, I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME WHILE I'M WORKING. OH, REALLY? YOU'RE GOING TO SHOOT ME? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, COME TO, BITCH, IT'S ALL RIGHT! NOW, AS I WAS SAYING, IT IS ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION. >> I -- I'M SORRY, DID SOMEBODY JUST THREATEN TO SHOOT YOU? >> NO, NO. SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE I WORK. TED, HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN AFRAID OF CONFLICT? >> UH -- WELL -- I WOULDN'T PUT IT LIKE THAT. I MEAN, I -- [ RINGING ] DO YOU NEED TO GET THAT? >> NO. THIS IS YOUR TIME, TED. CONTINUE. [ RINGING ] >> I MEAN, I DON'T LOVE CONFLICT. MY FATHER WAS AN ANGRY GUY, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS DRINKING -- [ RINGING ] >> ACTUALLY, I DO HAVE TO TAKE THIS. HOLD THAT THOUGHT BECAUSE ANGER IS NEVER THE ANSWER. YEAH, HO, WHERE YOU AT? OKAY, BECAUSE I'M AT 453 UNION STREET, SIXTH FLOOR. AND THERE'S THREE OF US IN HERE AND WE ALL STRAPPED. OKAY. NOW WHERE WERE WE? >> WHAT'S STRAPPED? ARE WE STRAPPED? >> NO, WE ARE NOT. SHOULD WE LEAVE? >> ABSOLUTELY NOT. AS A MATTER OF FACT, THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY OF PRACTICING EXPRESSING OUR EMOTIONS. [ DINGING ] LET'S TRY AN EXERCISE. WHY DON'T YOU READ THESE TEXTS TO ME FROM MY PARTNER AND TELL ME HOW YOU WOULD RESPOND. >> OKAY, FINE. GIRL -- >> DON'T DO THAT VOICE. >> OKAY. GIRL, YOU THINK YOU THE ONLY ONE SELLING FISH OUT IN THESE STREETS? I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKY TUNA WHEN I GOT A BEACH FULL OF FRESH PINK SALMON EVERY TIME IT RAINS. I'MA BRING A GUN TO YOUR OFFICE. OKAY, I'M CALLING THE POLICE. >> NO, SHE'S NOT SERIOUS. [ KNOCKING ] >> OH, LORD. HIT THE FLOOR! >> I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T SERIOUS. >> SHE'S NOT. >> WHAT'S UP, BITCH? EVERYBODY'S GETTING SUPER SOAKED. >> BABY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THIS IS MY WORK WIG. >> YOU KNOW, MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK CLARISA. AIN'T THAT WHO YOU BEEN TEXTING? >> I AIN'T BEEN TEXTING NOBODY, BABY. >> ACTUALLY, YOU DID TEXT CLARISA. >> OKAY, THAT'S IT. I'M ABOUT TO GET MY REAL GUN. >> WAIT, NO, NO, NO. NO, NO, NO. CAN YOU OPEN THE CLARISA TEXT AND READ HER WHAT I SAID? >> ME? OKAY, SURE. GIRRRL -- >> NOT THE VOICE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THE VOICE. >> DO NOT DO THAT. >> FINE, FINE. GIRL, YOU THINK I WANT YOUR TWO DAY OLD CATFISH WHEN THE TILAPIA I GET AT HOME SO IS WET, IT MAKES THE RIVER JEALOUS? LOSE THIS NUMBER OR I'LL SET YOUR CAR ON FIRE. OKAY. I DON'T WANT TO READ THESE OUTLOUD ANYMORE. >> BABY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE SAYING TO HER? >> YES, BABY! >> OKAY. WELL -- ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN, I'VE GOT A LITTLE TEXT FOR YOU. >> COULD YOU READ THAT FOR ME? >> SHE COULD JUST SAY IT TO YOU. I DON'T HAVE TO READ -- >> FINE. GIRL -- >> WAIT. GIVE ME THE VOICE. >> GIRRRL, WHY WE COUNT FISH WHEN OUR LOVE IS THE WHOLE DAMN OCEAN? DEEP AND WIDE AND WET AS HELL. >> OH, TED, IS THAT REALLY HOW YOU FEEL? >> I THINK SO. >> OH, MY GOD. I THINK THAT WE HAVE MADE A LOT OF PROGRESS HERE. >> YOU DID THIS ALL ON PURPOSE TO HELP US. >> YEAH, LET'S JUST GO WITH THAT. IT'S GOING TO BE $675, NO INSURANCE, AND CASH ONLY. >> OR ELSE!
