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>> OH, LOOK, HONEY, THIS IS SO CUTE. IT'S LIKE A REAL HARDWARE STORE. IT'S LIKE BASIC NEEDS THINGS. >> YEAH, HEY, BABE, IMAGINE ME IN THESE GLOVES. STUPID CUTE, HUH? >> SO STUPID. >> HI! CAN WE HELP YOU? >> OH, MY GOD, YOUR TIGHTS ARE CUTE. >> OH, WOW, YOU HEAR THAT? >> YEAH. SHE THINKS THESE ARE TIGHTS. >> THESE ARE REINFORCED INDUSTRIAL LEGGINGS FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY. >> YEAH. CUTE TIGHTS DON'T MATTER WHEN YOU'RE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS RUNNIN' THROUGH THORNY BRUSH LIKE A TANK. YEAH. WHAT MATTERS HERE IS YOU DON'T SCRATCH YOUR SKUNK. >> WHY WOULD YOU BE RUNNING THROUGH BRUSH SCREAMING? >> WELL, TO GET AWAY, YOU KNOW? >> FROM WHAT. >> I DON'T KNOW IF YOU HEARD BUT YOU'RE DEEP IN WISCONSIN'S BEAR COUNTRY. >> YEAH. WE HAVE A TON OF BLACK BEARS. >> AREN'T THEY HIBERNATING RIGHT NOW? >> DID YOU HEAR THAT? >> YEAH. THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING. BUT SO MANY CITY FOLKS GET HOUSES OUT HERE AND DON'T SECURE THEIR TRASH. >> YEAH. WE CALL THEM CITY-OTS. >> THESE BEARS, THEY'RE LIKE MY HUSBAND. HE COULD BE SAWING LOGS IN THE LA-Z-BOY BUT AS SOON AS I COME IN THE DOOR WITH MY MICKEY D'S QUARTER POUNDER, HE'S WIDE AWAKE RIPPING MY BAG APART AND -- ♪ BA DA BA BA BA ♪ HE'S LOVIN' IT. >> SO, SON, WHAT YOU NEED TODAY? >> WELL, WE'RE HAVING SOME FRIENDS UP AND WE JUST WANT TO BE PREPARED. YOU KNOW? >> SO HOW MANY FOLKS YOU HAVING UP? >> LIKE 15. >> 15 PEOPLE. >> HOW ABOUT THESE POOR PEOPLE'S SEPTIC TANK? IS THERE ROOM IN THAT FOR ALL THAT? >> YEAH, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED SOME BACTERIA KEGS TO KEEP THAT UNDER CONTROL. EVERYBODY DOING THEIR MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL. WE GOT TO SAVE SOME FROM THEIR OWN STUPIDITY. >> ON IT. >> WOW! IS THAT ALL OF HER HAIR? >> YEAH. IT'S NEVER BEEN CUT. >> SHE STILL HAS HER BABY HAIR ON THE END. >> SO IS KIMMY YOUR DAUGHTER? >> NO, SHE'S NOBODY'S DAUGHTER. SHE CAME WITH THE HARDWARE STORE. >> YEAH, YEAH. SHE'S JUST, YOU KNOW, ALWAYS BEEN HERE. >> YEAH, YEAH, SOMETIMES I HEAR HER CURSING AND THROWING THINGS IN THE STOCK ROOM. I'M ASSUMING IT'S A SHADOW FROM HER PAST. >> YEAH, LOCAL PAPER WROTE ABOUT HOW SHE WAS THE RAPUNZEL OF THIS HARDWARE STORE. >> I FOUND THE SEPTIC CAKE. >> GOOD GIRL. >> OKAY. >> WHAT DID I DO WITH MY KETO BAR? >> I THINK YOU LEFT IT OUTSIDE BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO THINK YOU EAT. >> SHE LEFT A SNACK BAR OUT? ARE YOU CRAZY? THAT BEAR WOKE UP FOR IT. >> HE SHOULD BE ASLEEP. >> OH, MY GOD. HONEY, LOOK HOW STUPID ADORABLE HE IS. >> ADORABLE? GET THE BEAR REPELLANT. >> GETTING IT AND GOT IT. >> NOW GO OUTSIDE AND SPRAY THAT BEAR. IT'S YOUR TURN. >> THAT'S A PAIN IN THE TUSH. UH-OH, CAN'S NOT WORKING. >> KIMMY'S BEAR REPELLANT MUST HAVE A FAULTY PART. >> THAT BEAR IS FLINGING KIMMY BY HER HAIR. THERE SHE GOES. OH, YEAH. THROWING HER LIKE A FRISBEE. >> YEAH. >> OH, SHE'S UP. SHE'S UP. KIMMY, GET INSIDE. >> COME HERE, KIMMY. >> I SURVIVED BUT I LOST MY HAIR. >> CUTE HAIR CUT. I'M GETTING THAT. >> NO, DON'T GO OUT THERE. >> OKAY. IS SHE GOING TO BE OKAY? >> NO. >> NO, SHE'S DEAD FOR SURE. >> OKAY, NOW, THAT'S NEW AND DIFFERENT.

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 3,417,913

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, jennifer lopez, heidi gardner, kate mckinnon, alex moffat, cecily strong, chloe fineman, streeter seidell, wisconsin women, wisconsin, hardware store, bear, bear country, s45, s45e8, episode 8, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Jennifer Lopez, jlo, Hustlers, Second Act, on the floor

Id: aXMFL_HaGsI

Length: 4min 12sec (252 seconds)

Published: Sun Dec 08 2019