Grand Theft Auto V (RP/NoPixel) | 2021-06-15

hello hello everyone how are you doing good to see you kevin live yeah hanging in there hanging in there what's up not much not much at all now had a bit of a weird day just trying to get stuff working my my hearing sounds weird as well because i was like half deaf in this ear something that happens with like my ear canal sometimes but the doctor thinks that now i can hear but now i i feel like everything's too loud and clear it's kind of tripping me out sometimes how are you all doing like your shirt well thank you this this is a old enough one i think actually i haven't worn it in a while i don't know why um are we loud oh the typing the typing the [ __ ] typing it's it's going to drive me mad clear it's like from hundreds of people at the same time that's right i hear you no but for real how are you doing it's good to see you all uh oh it's 5 p.m it is indeed max have you also lost track of time because i feel like today and yesterday my sense of time is just all over the place how are you doing are you well there yeah it's good to see you and uh farakas thank you very much for the sub andy weird thank you for the bits as well i got my call today today so now i'm walking around work with the cult of my back amazing that is good to hear thank you for that uh tired you steph windy our usernames are too stressful maddie and lucy uh belladonna thank you for the three subs very very kindly thank you very much uh combat corby thank you very much for the sub as well caterboy thank you for the five you're very very kind thank you very much and uh stace and core killer thank you very much for the subs as well welcome everyone welcome how are you doing you look nice thank you so much if that's directed at me and not one of the things i don't know it's like that old let's say like me [Laughter] your back hurts oh that's not good and of all the things that can hurt the back is an absolute pain like i know everything is a pain if it's hurting it's pain i'm just saying like the back is bad it's it's always rough when your back is sore because you just feel like you can't do anything uh killing joke um britain's uh monkey girl uh bella lauren paul fez foxtail thank you very much for the tip as well i hope you're doing okay happy birthday to you jesus um do you think the survivalist is worth it 50 off i really like the survivalist when myself and max were playing the only thing we found was there wasn't like tons to do um but i liked it i don't know it depends how much it is uh it's charming you know but happy birthday to you i hope you you have a a good day all things considered you know uh i'm mccarron kim thank you for the subs rigid rose thank you very much for the five subs that's very very kind of you thank you so much uh saying hello to grognek the destroyer at least he said hello to me at the end as well i appreciate that i never get to watch your stream glad i could catch one i'm glad you could too yes is it i hope that you got your name right i'm very bad with names just if you're new here just so you're aware just to fill you in update you on everything you know rigid thank you very much for the five subs again you're very kind uh irwin fez brook uh bruh taurus rice uh thunder rose shazzy warland ace uh call me dad finn elk figure thank you for the bits cormac uh giraffe giraffe weakness thank you very much for the five subs it's very cut just itch my back giraffe weakest thank you very much for the five subs ah there i got it okay it's just like that perfect spot that i can't quite reach uh giraffe thank you again pasta uh whispy jordan uh ezio brooklyn becky rabbit and lovely mini thank you very much you okay there i'm okay now i just about got it it's your bag okay yeah it's just a bit of an itch it's all right uh mulch thank you very much and picnic man and thank you for the bits as well i saw the pirates of the caribbean thing for sea of thieves i did not expect that but honestly it might get me to pick up the game again um is the stream quiet for everyone else it should it's for me it looks normal so it should be fine but maybe just put up the the volume to maximum and hope for the best maybe get some new speakers put it on blast all of a sudden it just corrects and it just blasts you away uh maddie uh man manolos love fox supreme career thank you very much for the subs what i might do is i might actually not use my webcam for this because every time i watch a gta rp stream they don't use their webcam and i kind of get it or what what they're doing because you're supposed to be like in in character you know or whatever so that's what i was thinking of putting and putting it away but what you don't you you would like it because if you oh yeah i forgot if i go off webcam you think i'm dead oh yeah okay um maybe i can set it up then i've got a new thing as well let me show you this even though my room's a bit of a stage because i was i was kind of um setting up the place a little bit because i i i want to explain it's just a bit of a mess but let me um let me show you something real quick before we start cherry laughing dino trash wagon miss oh panda thank you very much for the sub i hope this works so yeah there we go it works it's a little bit all over the place right now but i'll have a system to be able to swap between them that's what i was setting up today it took me like an hour and a half because it was just all over the place and then i got this i have my my scrolling camera so this camera can actually move a camera to camera one i think the first stream i'll actually make use of it is on saturday when we do the opening of all the boxes i think i'll have some good use for it there oh we got a poll going thank you mods i my background's a mess over there though because i had to run some wires all over the place and move some things about now it's just i tied it up under my desk is the main thing because that was really bad i just like anything out of sight is fine if it's messy but sometimes things get a bit too far uh oh wait could you hear me twice there for a second i hope you couldn't i don't know was there an echo but anyway um right so let me see we got you couldn't hear me twice okay i thought i had muted i was wondering because it was going off the chart on the volume i was like oh my god that probably just blasted you out of it um right so you you want the webcam fair enough let me um let me set it up here i just got to change my camera input and then we're good um trash wagon missile panda fairy uh mega sable rat uh elixir um uh you say you can't hear because you're at work so i on second okay uh appreciate the subs thank you very much and makers thank you for the sub as well very kind of you okay um let me get this webcam up [Music] webcam and camera one left wait it's already there i should be there you're all like oh wait he's alive uh why is my camera not showing that's the new question i'm afraid oh wait yeah i see i see i see hold on i'm i'm gonna go big again please work okay wait let's just remove that entirely bear with me this can be a bit funny it took ages for me to set this up uh chem one left yay okay and i'm gonna go this way now see why did i buy a new camera when i can just do that it was so much easier it cost a lot less to just been down there the whole time god damn it uh right and now let's let's get rid of that and make myself a little bit smaller okay that should do i'm i'm kind of as much out of the way as i can be i don't want to take up too much of the screen okay enough stalling it's time to play sorry live this is not a and this is not a game this is in control of someone's life where are my spectacles i'm not leaving without my spectacles um swap character how do i i'm leaving without my spectacles i don't know how to put them on so i'm just gonna leave i say i think i'll be able to when i go outside maybe wait gee brock knack the hell all right whatever i don't need them they need meme way more um stair dust kyle lauren makers viz america batman young aloha you hottest hell demon i know sorry i know i know i know i am don't worry the hell is going on out here i think he's talking to someone i hope he has a sick job what the hell is going on let me check if my inputs are right out of nowhere there's a lot of people um [Music] input oh yeah that's right all right guys we're gonna host they would like you to join the anime club what is going on hello hello okay damn you can talk yeah and you know what else i can do oh no i was genuinely asking i can't remember unfortunately oh but you [ __ ] hot as [ __ ] oh i know i need no i'm going down to the south side to try and join a gang down there let's go join a gang together oh sorry okay i'm yeah that's my laugh it's a new one i just found it oh stop it your laugh is contagious oh wait there's my truck what the [ __ ] oh is that the impression he's going for he fell out i mean he fell out [Laughter] why do you call your sugar van can you get back in the van i'm spazzing out he keeps doing it just stay in the van okay maybe my head's too tall sammy wonderland barack obama 69 420 wavy thank you for watching yeah hey um is this a kidnapping this is not a kidnapping no no why because they don't have a gun help i don't have a gun on me help nope you're joining again help me help you joining a help stop no stop help me i'm gonna call the police i'll call the police on you you're kidnapping me i'm yelling just so you're all aware hell wanted to join a gang you're gonna join the gang now help i didn't you said get in the van i'm delivering where are you taking us what are you doing you're joining a gang now what why you said you wanted to join a gang what gang are rejoining what the vargas argues okay and then why is this guy forcing us to join the vagos i mean you can get out now if you want to ah get out that wasn't as dramatic as i thought it would be just staring at them like wait a minute maybe i wasn't being kidnapped can i steal these cars i guess not didn't i buy a bicycle does anyone know how to get my bicycle weeping willow dragonfly king tan majestic doggo thank you very much for the support um i'm not sure how to get it like do you have a ah wait a second stop right there okay good you're an npc i yes yes i wasn't sure if i was a player on nbc i do i do is my phone broken do you think help the help the help a second actually i got the perfect guy to talk to hey i also want to join the game okay i'll be able to initiate you guys right in come on okay thank you come come come come come of course you know that thing you wanted to test out oh it's ready to be tested right now man you know the barrio mickey why do i think we're about to be murdered no it's okay i i know one of them he's not going to come out here wait i thought i was your best friend what the hell you're a close second oh no they're they're they're china they're trying to try out for the gang i didn't i think i think they're fully committed all right come on guys on i have been committed yes i feel like these people are not ready for this hello yes i have been committed those are two of my friends what the [ __ ] is going on here i have been committed i wish to join your gang i met you before do you yeah yes he does she knows what's your name my name is grognik the destroyer attorney at law and this is mickey no i'm tandy that's this is tandy you can call him mickey do you you're just coming down to the barrio you want to what is tryouts right it's a tryout season right sure yeah i'm up to try whatever you got in mind what are you thinking well i think uh well it's been a minute since we had some new recruits right what do you guys feel what do you guys feel like i [Music] i suppose okay mickey oh wait wait hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on i haven't i think a fight to the death is the most reasonable okay or maybe you're gonna make you know shut the [ __ ] up god damn it i'm about to pull the trigger what will that thing kill you oh [ __ ] i'm sorry okay so guys rain i need you boys boys to fight to the death boys and girls oh my god i could have never seen the winner and the winner shall receive a special prize okay okay boys have at it why can't i just like bring up my resume and references and stuff two of you right now come on oh wait i'm fighting to the death of course you're trying out rain okay what am i trying out for hold on a second mickey well you wanted to join the gang life rain i need to take pick up something you're saying something yep i i'm i want to join the gang life i would like to be in a gang please i wanted the spot for gang though but i wait wait you want the spot in the gang yeah i want to join my friend junior and cajun oh you know what mickey it sounds like it means a lot more to you you can have it i no you need to fight it out right now i don't understand just have it it's got to be no no no it means more by combat i don't understand it means more to him and i don't want to join you yellow is not my color anyway can i talk to her god damn it [Music] we need you to fight right now okay who will i fight mickey who the hell is mickey your friend that's tandy oh dandy oh you want me to fight tandy okay attend dandy the witness will receive a special prize let me win i i guess i guess i can just let you win if you want but but like make it seem legitimate so like make it seem legitimate so they don't know you're gonna play them for fools tandy yeah let's do this okay write it down really sorry what the hell is this who do you think you are huh sandy why are you doing this and what did i ever do to you huh ah sandy oh no i was head over heels for him there for a second your special prize tandy are you ready so this is what happens when you come down to the body and think it's a joke to join a [ __ ] south side gameplay i can feel my soul leaving my body it's like a special prize huh oh the smell what the hell how did i get myself into this we're like 15 minutes into the session i'm like lying dead after a fight to the death and my adversary was shot to death by a gang but i've only been on the server for 15 minutes um what do i do do i just wait to respawn can i even phone i don't think can i phone oh am i a loud phone oh i think mickey is mickey what you call ems i think a local's doing it mickey mickey what up tell me one of your famous jokes to cheer up the mood do not respawn okay what happens if you respawn you like do you like cds no they're kind of archaic now how about instead you see these nuts what but i said i don't like cds oh okay hold on another one i got another one okay i heard that you've been suffering from ligma no i have amnosia how about you see these nuts wait that's the first joke again mickey what huh wait so if i get revived i i don't forget because i assumed i would forget regardless i think i'm just going to pretend you can't just say that it's the same joke i got a knock-knock joke for you mickey how about that yeah what up wait you started knock knock who's there tandy tandy who tandy miller and i'll always be there for you oh that's sweet thank you tandy miller what's the point i feel closer to you wait why do you started the joke what you made me start it yeah wait are you not done the joke is there more i don't know where it goes then why did you start it i was told to start it well the moral of the story is don't be a pushover oh god hey danny he's killed you know what up you nearly beat me to death yeah that was badass huh yeah it was actually pretty cool those moves were pretty slick when you knocked me out and i flipped like over my own body i was i was amazed i didn't see that coming [Laughter] sorry i just needed a little bit of a cry i'm feeling good i feel a little bit better now did you call ems yeah well i didn't but a local did okay apparently apparently they said that they're on route but they got a queue [Music] this has been a roller coaster already it really has uh where was i majestic doggo king 10. dragonfly weeping bearded new thank you shannon i think i got in the game i i don't know maybe i'll like send a letter or something shannon batman toasted drop bear grog knight the subscriber lamp help kitty cat karen thank you dang already hello my interview attire let it be known it's not who you know it's what you know yeah and you we probably should have worn helmets medically prescribed helmet that i should be wearing but i i lost it you should call it you lose it i don't know i think i think some person needed to eat soup from i don't am i even able to be honest helmets are not the best choice for that can i um i don't think i can use my hat hats and stuff but um yeah i don't think yeah i can't use my phone so we just gotta wait come back oh okay wait uh okay i i think yeah that's let's put it i'm a snake a little body movement oh that makes sense if i die yes you can have everything tandy i'm gonna be honest with you i get the feeling that you don't have a whole lot of stuff um i got a cool pink gun okay i'll take that yeah that's pretty dope right yeah that sounds pretty dope all the ems are and on route thank god okay so you use 911 to be a local got it i think i just need to wait and you should start a rival gang i think we could start a gang what should we call it well i'm already in an anime club so we could just think that it could be also a gang i get the feeling that anime club to street gang doesn't like translate very well i mean like they're pretty dumb that could help yeah let's probably think like oh if we die we'll just like get resurrected later ah and they'll come back stronger because it's like a comeback story yeah i like that so what kind of anime do you like do you watch the simpsons i watch reboot reboots of the simpsons i do too i like season eight a lot hey what up hey donny by the road ambulance can come get you guys what's he say what is he taking him season he doesn't have a lot of bangers it really does max i've actually been watching it at season eight so that's the season eight game into my mind feminine man and drop beads thank you for it the subs oh jesus that was some speed is he getting kidnapped no i think i think he took him to the road i think i think if they get tandy then i'll be okay because i think tandy will tell them about me i don't think that they'd just leave me here i think i'm okay any anime you watch kev i actually don't really watch a lot of tv or shows or anything so no i am i don't know if i've ever watched an anime does pokemon count as an anime like i know it would be like a like uh i don't know noob anime or whatever but but like technically i mean because i wouldn't say oh i watch anime i watch pokemon but is it technically one cause well it seems like i don't have much choice and you got that you got the nice treatment out of it you know you just got you know a little beat up honestly i took a dive well i i i wore candy andy was a fighter i was kind of kind of throwing me off a little bit i didn't think we'd actually like fight you know to the death he seems very but in reality he's very oh yeah yeah he's like i'm about to get that ass you know yeah yeah i do actually he he did get that ass too hello hey can you tell me what happened to you that other guy mickey beat me to death beat you to death well near death right so with punches or with what a lot of dirty moves stock a lot of dirty moves that'd be moved yeah straight up fist fight i would have won but you know how it is [ __ ] can you tell me where you go ahead at the groin repeatedly uh the eyeball he went for a lot i don't know very unfair he threw dirt in it uh and then a final blow to the head oh [ __ ] all right let me get this finished up and cleaned up get some ice packs around it thank you so much and uh look at your pick up on your feet okay feminine man thank you so much for the two subs very kind bulky jillian alex thank you for the subs as well oh that's good i can't believe i got punched in the throat by mickey mouse yeah i i'm not gonna question it how's he doing he for all his flaws he seems like an okay guy i'm not sure oh ooh high speed you up on your feet okay on my one okay all right two one there we go oh that's so good doc thank you for the help all right good at what you do you don't have eyebrows i know that a bit insensitive of you okay i could offer though oh thank you very much all is forgiven anyway do you want to hang out or something maybe we can go to the hospital uh i'm i'm i'm i'm all right i'm all right it's wrapped and loaded up are we good everyone else okay we're better than good we're great he just complimented the fact i have no eyebrows good work you too thank you could i get a lift he is my friend after all uh you can come to the hospital but that's okay okay thank you tandy how are you doing buddy i got a shot in the head but otherwise i'm good yeah i saw remember i was there i was beaten half to death on the ground oh my god who did that i can't remember unfortunately one day i hope that one of these strikes to the head will bring back my memory but this wasn't it [Applause] you don't have a moment has i have amnesia so i tend to forget things a lot what ambrosia amnosia the nectar of the gods no no no that's different that's ambrosia i have amnosia the curse of the gods i'm not seeing the difference me neither really i am kind of you know the nectar of the gods after all what how is g call me cleveland oh my god alex jillian feminine man thank you for the two cells or something we're swerving a lot i do feel like we're saying we didn't have anything that time if that was the question okay it's probably just some pedestrians it doesn't matter just hold on you're gonna be okay i had a bullet hole in me and i asked him to put a jolly rancher in it to plug it up but they didn't do it oh wait are you talking to me or another grog neck because you didn't say my full name what's your full name grognik the destroyer attorney at law drug not the now sign i'm just exploring the hospital i've never been in here when i wasn't dying i just wanted to look hello hello hi what do you want uh friends okay i don't well this didn't work out at all then goodbye exactly [Laughter] i like my approach of just going up to everyone um taxi taxi taxi taxi could i get a lift to burger shot absolutely not thank you oh call me a taxi again i'm going to comment your eyebrows again taxi again your eyebrows are gone all right i'm gonna need a lift somewhere um [Music] let's see does my phone work it does thank god abdul didn't message me back [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh i don't know if this is the right way to go about doing that but [Music] i'll try your headphones true um so glasses is g1 but it's just not going on for some reason is it h1 put on your hat there we go i don't think abdul is gonna take my call do they maybe call him he could do um see oh talking about the anime club and open bell oh pen pal it's been so long i voted for you hey thank you so much man i did a window um i am sorry i would have voted more if it were possible nah man it's okay don't worry about it okay okay i'll get you fried chicken sometime to make up for it um abdul if you're busy no problem at all but i'm at the hospital because i nearly got beaten to death and i need to get to burger shot is there any chance you could give me a left i'm not on duty but if you check the application we have some drivers on duty no you have an application now yeah it has my picture on it abdul you know what maybe this whole like not winning mayor thing worked out like do you think the mayor has an application i don't think so you're moving on pal hey thank you so much man you have a lovely day okay yes happy yeah you have nice day goodbye yes bye that's those normal interactions that we've ever had let's see okay i need the app so where is it oh that's so cool is it oh it's disconnected ah there we go hello hello town of salem i am the pen pal of abdul i'm wondering could i get a lift yeah sure where are you i am at the hospital oh god what hospital okay i'm on my way okay i'll see you soon i'll be the one in headshots and stilettos okay see ya okay [Music] uh can i help you hello hello how are you doing i'm doing fantastic how are you oh it's just terrible i nearly got beaten to death oh my god you want to tell me what happened no how are you doing i'm doing fanta i'm waiting for a photo right now a toe what a fatau a photo yeah i don't know what that is what is your name my name is flop flop du gong that is a fantastic name my name is grognik the destroyer attorney at law would you like to go buy a burger with me uh you know what i would love to go buy a burger with you um you know gretna i actually think we met this i don't know yeah i don't know if you remember once upon a time in a galaxy far far away i dressed up like a sperm and danced for you at the pier that sounds memorable but on account of my amnosia i have no recollection of this oh okay i could show you if you'd like but i really don't want to recreate that that that day that day was horrible for me i was kidnapped and thrown off a vinewood sign it's fine anyway oh that's how that ended yes let's get a burger you know how it ended for me how did it end i was up on that crane in a hostage situation very confused and bewildered i dropped one of the contestants from the top he died i never saw him again oh you you killed somebody oh well no i dropped him i like well so yes i did you killed him yes you know what let's go get that burger okay burger time um i have a taxi on the way oh perfect let's go this is the man that beat me in here half to death by the way i spoke about him earlier you may remember hello hello i'm tandy good good good to meet you tandy flop flop through gong did you what you you were you you were very well addressed sir here's my taxi i think i was there taxi taxi salem great i'd like to go to the burger what what what do you mean that's not a taxi then why does it have the sirens on it and why does it say emergency i can drive it i've got universal car keys okay pop in i i i think i have my truck hold on stay here wait but i've already called the taxi wait who did you call i called the town of salem are you called the what the town of salem there's an entire town on abdul's app and you can just call the town and then one of its citizens comes out and gets you oh you you call you called town you you called salem okay yes all right okay the town of what like a tv show how did you get a cat from that we're talking about the town of salem no wait who has a cat now i i don't follow you oh taxi taxi taxi taxi taxi taxi taxi yes are you from the town of salem nope hello my name is hold on i i don't think this is our taxi well it's over oh this is sorry i'm very confused sorry i'm new to technology that's fine where do you want to go i would like to go to wait flop where do you want to go burger shot or the roosters then i like i'll tell you what let's roll for it uh one being burger shot two being the roosters you gotta use the boys we're going to the burger shot burger shot it is young man thank you so much for coming to collect this by the way no problem uh by the way the gentleman in the back uh you're not gonna pay with monopoly money right yeah i know about the the story about the monopoly money oh you want to complain about something oh okay so i went to zimbabwe a couple weeks ago right and i got back hey what what zimbabwe sorry just trying to lighten the mood because you guys are no you're not of course of course he's nuts that's a good one yeah he was good he was good so here's what happened i got an email from this uh prince and it was something like hey if you come to zimbabwe i'll give you you know eight eighty million dollars i'm like well sweet that's the easiest money in my life hey lincoln's zimbabwe they gave me three boxes of money i went to the airport i said you know what i'm gonna buy the plane out i wanna have the plane to myself i ripped open one of the boxes of money oh i opened it up monopoly money three boxes of [ __ ] monopoly money oh [ __ ] any houses or anything no no houses no nothing no get out of jail free cards just monopoly money and when did you find out that um about three weeks ago but don't worry i'm rich now oh great then you can pay for the taxi thank you so much i mean wait sorry i just realized i have no money i just nearly died and i had to pay ems a hundred bucks i'm sorry you're you what what oh my god i'm 18 days i'm not bailing you out of this one just pay the man [ __ ] it can it be grognak just pay the man all right wait wait wait why are we going to pass the burger shot ah because it's night time what a joke they got a second location that's open at night time ah so the world does revolve around me fantastic sure the world revolves around you i guess so uh all right flop pay the man there you go generously very nice my state id is eleven twenty i wanna get buying this game with literally no money i just don't pay for anything because i don't wanna work i want money but i don't wanna work for it i'll tell you what 500 bucks i got you make it 600. what the [ __ ] you're 650. no you're going to pay with my money this is not oh god triple it hey can i have some money i i crack how much you need how much you're willing to give ten dollars i'll take that i'll take i'll wait wait i'll take 300 and i want to talk to you on the side okay okay okay i'll talk with you i see a moment of my time is definitely worth two hundred dollars all right oh oh oh oh well all right we're all right he's been kidnapped oh [ __ ] we do we call 9-1-1 [Music] let's just wait over here for him you know i adopted a cow here once did you yep oh i almost got the place that sells the cows i almost got hired at okay you buy something here hey why oh i don't know i thought it would be funny okay okay hold your bamboos with me all right there you go thank you sir oh i thought that guy was working here that was so awkward i was right though it was funny right thank you so much i feel like an idiot yeah you look like an idiot what did i get for you this is my interview with tyra i don't look like an idiot wait are you interviewing here i advise you to hire him he is very competent he's very shopping extremely yeah you know let me let me look at my openings maybe we got something there he goes by the vogels oh no oh no what hey you missed us hey we're over at the stall over there oh let's go yep uh reading mickey is uh is applying for a job oh exciting no they didn't want to hire me what no there is no opening you're not open all right we'll go eat somewhere else guys come on man everything just goes through it's like chinese whispers but it's instant the meaning is immediately lost whatever someone says hey you guys want some cigarettes okay all right will that help my stress i'm feeling stressed oh my god of course it's gonna help do you promise i actually probably think okay [Music] a cigarette a day keeps the doctor away because you're gonna die sooner doctor visits you do have a jacket that says train so i trust you oh sorry okay that actually makes more sense yeah you get 10 for 35 bucks it's a really good deal i would like one please all right i'm gonna wait one cigarette it's a ten pack it's the least can we divide it down i would like one no that's not possible well i can give you one oh that will still be 35 what that's a ripoff it's not really a ripoff sir if you go to the store and how about take three salted peanuts out of the bag and you give the rest of the pack to me for free but i'll pay 35 dollars for the one yeah that's fine got him that makes sense i'll take you guys i'm gonna need to see some uh some state id here sir okay quite a bad idea how to do it i always forget um [ __ ] d id ids why do you need our like social security uh 9200 hang on i need uh where the hell did my co-worker go quit oh he's holding the cigarettes mickey it can be your job did you guys see him mickey you take the job take it he's holding all the cigarettes i would like one pack for free please do you work and i hey hey wait in line get back could i get two drinks please cigarette emporium uh i'll take i'll take a pack please where is my damn coworker there you go go pick it up okay wait did you didn't put anything down what it's if you used your alt muscle and look at the pickup i did i did ah a human tooth memories huh that's mine that's yours well thank you so much for trusting me with it now you can officially follow me the tooth fairy oh hey hey what's up all right i just arrived your colleague here to get a pack for free as a trial no no he doesn't work here what all right so uh mr what was your state id it started with nine that's nine two zero zero oh come here all right that's gonna be 35 volumes i'm charging you now it's so good to see you it's great to see you we always run into each other i know i can't wait to go see my friend flop and he's like i've been kidnapped no no it's not a kidnapping it's not it's not been like that at all did you get charged uh yeah your taxi fare excellent all right let me explain it for money grognak all right he's gonna put your cigarettes uh on the counter there okay thank you for the taxi she got it man yeah of course i got you you charged me three thousand dollars what i'm just saying three thank you gentlemen why i gave the guys [Music] a cigarette a day keeps the doctor away i've got a marijuana cigarette it's true it's actually even helping my stress does it look cool when i smoke you you look like oh it does you guys should you're right you're so popular we have cigarettes over there you know i don't actually feel any less stressful like i still feel stressed out i would i would love i would love a cigarette you should buy a pack it's good for you man wait i'll tell you what i'll give you one oh yeah i'll give you give him one hill but just buying 10. no i'll give you one and then you give me nine for free yeah that's smoked one that's actually a really popular request is it really yeah yeah oh okay yeah sure let's do it all right come over here sir please flop before you go ahead with this purchase i would sell you one for twenty dollars oh [ __ ] that's a good thing it's competitive it's less money in your pocket and you only need one i tell you what what if i buy your yours and then i buy the one cigarette okay i'm gonna get the nine for free still done yeah you do done all right let me give you some money that's big brain right there how do i drop it there you go i'm high on marijuana thank you very much for the murder you're gonna be having a murder because you're high in marijuana yeah how much did you inject there we go oh my god look at this cigarette thank you i appreciate it it's worth every penny marijuana it really is um this mickey fella is highly dangerous by the way he did beat me half to death a while ago and then i got shot in the head yeah then he got shot in the head before the shot to the head strangely enough huh a marinara addict all right dawn i feel really stressed and i don't know how to get this stress away from them you know my head's all cluttered come here you gotta try some yoga perfect i appreciate it hot wire cigarettes wow yeah i think you know if you're still stressed you sell cartons of uh 100 cigarettes i don't think the cigarette is working for me don't don't buy a hundred this can't be that bad it's definitely good smoke in your mouth and then light it and thank you dawn no problem do i sprinkle it over like my cereal you very very kindly thank you very much deloitte samo danger newt j holomer dear i transferred thank you very much for the tip thank you for the sub very close cheating that makes it so much tastier really okay yeah hey by the way mr top hat man last time i saw you you had the a job interview did you get it no they couldn't they couldn't uh the same guy who plays mr rollins the person that was he's got the same kind of inflection you know it might be my imagination oh yeah all right i told him i'll kill him no maybe not he's a bit of a different accent actually oh yeah and they're not even i just heard it's like it's gonna be inflection you know shall we go to mount chiles i like the kind of the question at the end of everything because he's gonna roll the dice wait what yeah i think it's stuff like that huh yeah she's like a high up why is dawn sneaking away i don't know anything should we follow dawn maybe she won't notice if we just crouch okay [Music] why are we stalking steven is steven working oh i don't know i just assume we're always plotting to get stephen let's find out will i live hold on stephen oh but you know what i won't do it because it's still rude at the back yeah thank you it's busy here oh jesus you okay yeah are you okay [Music] wait a minute how's it going how is everyone how are you doing whoa whoa whoa oh my god what you just call me i'm about to punch you square in the back of the head no i'm talking to my friend dick on the phone oh okay yeah what's an attorney do you need an attorney oh does someone need an attorney yeah they need an attorney okay let's go oh we're at the pier right now my burger shot less than 10 minutes okay yeah of course i'm gonna need them to speed up come on time is money and money is low yesterday i told him less than 20 minutes and i showed up in 30 seconds so i'm assuming he'll show up in 15 seconds okay okay great what what does your friend need help with he says he has drugs or something like that and uh i don't know he's the leader of the league of villains okay so yeah i hope you're you're a good lawyer right oh very good oh perfect yeah the best i've ever seen to be honest with you i don't mean to be um you know how many lawyers have you seen uh i don't know sherry tell them how good of an attorney i am oh ragnarok is great it looks like it's working yeah it's a good movie but now tell them about me yeah cragnock is great she has one so many cases back in the day when we were actually suing the mines we were copying our pyramids you know the egyptians and the pharaoh i'm taking our food pyramid it was ours first and i'll always believe that tons of bread is the base of a healthy diet exactly just going [Music] oh yeah you can get garlic man then put some pesto on top and eat it that's great too i'm gonna be honest i don't know i'm gonna go check on posey real quick jesus christ opposing's dead what grinding guys is he okay all right no problem with my tears sealed the wounds no tears [Music] down hold on whoever saw what happened come talk to me i saw what happened yeah i did too all right what happened okay so it all started when we were over there what the [ __ ] everyone was talking about how great it's all can't hear your [ __ ] just tell me no i don't need i don't need to hear yourself stroke okay so we were over there and everyone was talking about how great i was and then out of nowhere a shirtless guy started swinging a knife around and another dude and bumped right into us i scattered and attempted to jump on everyone to shield them but i could only shield so many um the guy was shirtless and ran off that direction he wasn't very handsome if that helps at all no i'm not very there's not a lot of handsome people in the world anyway so just you and i then him or me no the the man stabbing people i think i know this sounds very generic but i'm pretty sure he literally said i'm going to stab you i i like i don't think he intentionally stabbed posey over there who's a good friend of mine by the way i have a lot of friends like flop here i'm pretty popular um it was an accidental stabbing as far as i'm aware i don't know if i would call it accidental from what i saw um the gentleman pulled out a knife and i ran over kind of threw his knife in the middle of the crowd and then began running away i think he was aiming for someone else's flop that's the impression i got i think they were going to stab someone else and they started swinging around wildly and i hit the wrong person yeah yeah that that's the most i got out of it all i know is that someone got stabbed i ran over to treat as best i could did you and you didn't see the dude this guy this guy he's shirtless um no he's handsome so no i can't beat him i would say it has him he's just hench i mean yeah he's he is a chad to be fair yeah all right i want to speak to the lady as well i appreciate you two in your statements okay are 52's on the way kevin i did ask for him okay uh not for his team he was nonstop 397 what's the status of 52's and dean's world okay we can put vodka all over her wounds that will help with that no no no no no i'm going to be nice pouring oh sweet you did it already thank you appreciate it hey are you okay oh i'm i'm your deputy no no you're not my deputy i thought we were partners on this sorry no i misread the signals that you were obviously giving off you give me a bit of mixed messaging sorry sorry i think he didn't mystery of the signal yeah i'm your favorite deputy it's a bit busy at the moment hey hey dawn are you okay let me die please your deputy will handle this you don't want that people okay all right all right another voice back today oh my ears okay all right man what happened you okay go over there sorry i was adjusting and was just holding my ears really hard yeah yeah me um where's the guy that i need to represent yeah i don't know dick's on the way but he's not here yet so when you say dick like is he a dick no that's just his name okay but he's nice and like whatever he's accused of doing he didn't do it right uh he probably did do it okay well that doesn't matter he's the leader of the league of villains he does cool bad [ __ ] the league of villains huh we might need to consider a rebrand like yesterday it kind of assumes guilt doesn't it the name league of villains yeah but like we've got some honorable members in it like who tandy miller that's you yeah i'm honorable you half beat me to that just like an hour ago yeah because i was told to that's not my fault i respect that actually i like that you just blindly follow orders yeah hey tandy will you go over there and tell the sheriff to just [ __ ] off already why don't you go ahead and [ __ ] off you [ __ ] sir scene move the [ __ ] away now i was told well honestly go over there for a while just think about what you did how's it going she's got a slash across her back hey um you're not in the league of villains by any chance are you all right i'm gonna go ahead and uh crack nick that's balto sorry sorry transfer off i'll go ahead and apply pressure okay yeah yeah yeah yep there you go there we go yeah me crocnac hello good to meet you sorry i'm waiting for a client who's in the league until we get the bleep no i'm not a villain oh you i know you weren't i thought maybe you might just be on the legal team too or something you're actually a certified lawyer how can i be of service uh well some cops beat up my car for no reason okay so i think that's a pretty decent civil case it's a pretty decent civil case all right stop being a little [ __ ] call me later i mean i have pictures of a car after they beat it up okay do you have pictures of the car before no i don't but i mean we could get them pretty easily i mean kevin [ __ ] that might be a good idea yes we could do that have you had it repaired since no okay that's good that's good preserving the evidence i like that okay so what do you want out of this what's your goal out of this case well honestly i think what's going to happen is if i'm the one who brings the case they're just going to look at my my uh it's very much essential to us i'm talking to the record and they're going to put that against me so the guy was with mr kim i don't think he has that long of a record so i think he's the one that could do it okay that sounds like a plan let's uh let's go put this in motion then no time like the present is what i always say all right let me uh let me get in contact with you i have no idea [Laughter] kevin is the officer the sheriff guy was following around a while ago that's the impression i got anyway i know he's so [ __ ] scary i think he would be terrifying terrifying he's ems excuse me big man coming through that's right yeah they get hunted by like every second they're rats saint jimmy k sam i burn a baker becky dog thank you for the self as well appreciate that uh i mean i have a record driving also oh you do oh hero how are you doing here your attorney is here i'm grognek the destroyer attorney at law how are you doing young man um so basically uh we went we were going to uh uh uh fishing and then two cops will follow us all the way from city and then and then uh i don't know and then uh we went into closing store to get clothes and then and then once you came out the [ __ ] pope the two police destroyed our car they they kicked everything literally no reason they broke the they broke the glass and an abusive yeah yeah nice to meet you so this is of my boss miles he said he wanted your attention she's my boss too yeah oh yeah hi mr boss guys i've got myself in this legal case i don't know how to progress here don't worry don't worry um you're now my associates okay wait why am i here oh god oh jesus christ hello roland is it nice to see me it's okay i know it's not nice to see me sometimes i don't have my glasses on so it's a bit of a shock it doesn't look like my regular self how come every time i see you you're at dean's world i'm at what the world yeah this is dean world the pier dean's world who is this dean dean uh dean watson dean what son owns the casino owns a burger shot why have i not been introduced to this powerful powerful man i'm very busy you don't see him very often that pisses me off there you go don way to go piss him off did you do that uh this case honestly sounds huge i think i'm going to have to bring in both my associates uh sherry and dawn dawn's the one on the floor over there and sherry's the one swearing like a sailor uh that's a very good team okay don i swear to god also we need a wild card we got mr roland's here on the case honestly i'm hoping that mr rowlands could somehow be the judge in this whole debacle then at least we have a 50 50. [Music] who's like who's supposed to be the judge in these siblings um i mean i think we can pick our own judge yes can we get a jury of peers no i don't think so i'll be one of them okay you bring your parties rognac and we can have the courthouse our trusty little courthouse appear okay fantastic get off the pier lovely okay great and the only problem is the defendant is the police department so who comes to worst i bring my gun and i just rob him after that's the entire police department yeah why don't you just go rob them now and then all the crossfire i don't have my gun on me well go get your gun why are you standing here if i pull a gun on one of them there's probably going to be them surrounding me so imagine the crossfire and they're going to start shooting each other oh no no they wouldn't why would they shoot you wait where did roland don't go um they're right there where did he go i don't know what did they go i thought that [ __ ] i don't know they disappeared it disappeared what the [ __ ] where did they go how are you maybe up did they go up wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait why well do you care i think they went up your phone number a very good chance at winning this the more i think about it the more angles i'm thinking we can come at it from yeah mr dick here has a photographic evidence since he has uh reckless driving on wait before you sue people mr kim don't forget to add your number to this donate today oh yes yes okay don't forget to donate oh yes yes you'll have to pay your legal team if you want a good defense thanks for the legal are you are you friends with mr kim i wouldn't trust me i just mean yeah yeah yeah i'm his legal counsel a couple times oh oh okay well never mind i was gonna suggest you could um you know maybe work with us because he works for the same boss i work with which is the guy i'm holding right here he said that what do you think hi miles we sell chemicals we were thinking you might want to sell spicy viagra or something with us someday spicy viagra they've added mr kim can tell you more about it mr kim oh yeah it's my uh it's a top of product we sell basically it's a it's a natural it's a vegan approved because it's made out cherry so it's we want to sue those police people and we want to sue them yeah justice to police okay police and brutality should we go to a judge and start suing people then well let me tell you the story yeah we were confused we were driving up from the city and cops just started following us for literally no reason yes i don't think this is an actual legal case i can win what do i do okay would you tell them you're booked for someone else i have books for someone else okay yeah um i don't know sherry but i think we should get out of here the last thing this attorney wants is to get a job as an attorney let me tell you that much hey have you seen stephen anywhere i've not seen him today i don't like it i won't like it you can't be around give him a buzz i don't think he's gonna pick my phone where are you quite well okay uh mr lawyer person a grog night to destroy your attorney at law to you yes that is hard to remember uh so uh are we good to go no good to go where [Music] to to the chords just wait one second i see something on the ground hold on ground fries um i'm not going to lie to you i don't know if court is in in session right now i probably won't be until the next general yeah maybe we cannot get you ready but uh should we get in touch with a phone number oh my god boss oh my god um are they okay he's my boss he's fine are you sure she's paid she's paid to carry him literally paid to just carry him around how do i get a job like that uh you like i said you just got to work for this guy the chemist guy wait where'd he go so you just carry him around all day and you get money for it what you want a job like that you can always ask him you want me to ask him you know what you could just start taking my over you can do my job and then and then you know what uh he might like you enough that oh god oh goodbye okay you gather some photos um i'm telling you you gather as much evidence as you can to make it as easy as possible goodbye uh i think we already the time has passed and uh mr dick has some photos of the damage okay well then you just pay me and then we can get this whole thing over with how much you cost how much you got uh two thousand dollar oh god that's way too much give me twenty bucks you know oh you wanna keep the traders carrying the boss i gotta say no [Music] you know you got any flies or something on you if you just throw them on the ground i'll accept that as payment like i was robbing the people throwing stuff on the ground i'm sorry here my boss is back i have a i have a money shot burger yeah sure that'll do you right now okay yeah i was sitting in my pocket for a while okay is miles a lawyer but okay dick i can confidently say that that case will be settled okay you want to talk to him really are you even a lawyer or attorney right now yeah can can you show us some like uh documentation i can confidently say that the case will be settled one way or the other anyway much as i would like what is the plan now honey i'm sorry yeah i don't think i'm being appreciated once yeah no i i appreciate you i'm just telling you it's not look i have worked with the biggest clients i i don't need to prove myself to anyone if you don't have a license you can't practice as my lawyer i don't need practice i'm already good at charity sherry did you want me it's like elmo and darth maul have babies headphones won't cancel that out more ground treasures around i found a burger fries i voted sticker and a dolly on the ground i've eaten all of them hello max hey hello okay hello thank you hello you're welcome thank you dave good just goodbye goodbye just gotta make every interaction as awkward as possible uh nicole ali thank you very much for the tip and ollie happy birthday to you i'm dead you don't have to worry about anything i'm just playing dead for that crazy chick so she doesn't hurt me wait which one the robotic sony one what do you mean oh she's a good friend of mine i'll get her oh no no no no no sherry sherry that man said he's pretending to be dead to get away from you i see you back over him in your car yup hop in up get in the trunk uh i'm the trunk why in the trunk elmo you get in the trunk yeah sure get out oh elmo i didn't know that was your name all right let's go oh oh sorry did you need to do that ease out yeah there you go perfect that works hey you ever think i'll have my own license and i can drive a car oh we can do that sean he's actually teaching someone let me call him follow him i'm not gonna tell him yeah i'm going to be an [ __ ] driver i'm just gonna test that [ __ ] driver that he's teaching okay that's a great idea we can run him off the road yeah that sounds amazing we can give him a mental breakdown terrifying works for me either way you had a driving license do i oh i don't know this is okay what's your name oh ragnarok and ragnarok this is elmo my name is grognek to destroy your attorney at lord oh [ __ ] that's the mitchell destroyer sorry grognak i haven't slept for 10 hours so yeah i mean it happened in the city for 10 hours so i don't know everything's very fast that's okay sherry you know what always has been what do you mean yep and that's the way it's been since the beginning so that's what it's all about really where is he oh i don't know probably dying somewhere who knows this is great news you mean this is great news actually let's go to his [ __ ] office what do you say he has an office he has an outfit yes what oh yeah i'll show you how come he's allowed move up in the world when i'm still a loser nicole thank you i eat fries off the boardwalk sharing i feel like a loser oh god like a glove we did it let's go that was amazing [Music] [Applause] hey steven how is your learning experience going young man have you learned to are you having a drive breakdown i don't oh nice hats by the way honestly nice you have failed your test here we go i'm gonna put your test on the ground you want to go ahead and grab that um congratulations sir you you passed your first lesson oh i didn't get to it all right drop it for me i pause it doesn't work that way you need to legally get well i've had unless it was you gave it to me we're jesus christ almighty we're coming to right-of-way in school i'm going to put the car away now let's try to break it like this congratulations sir uh you have passed your test of course why not thank you very much i don't understand either sir welcome to los angeles that is like when a normal human is one and we can pick dawn and and shove her in the glove have i passed yes yes you haven't done anything yet what do you mean what do you want me to do then to pass somewhere what you need to properly be registered in the system i'm registered on many systems if you say so don um so what brings you here i was in a gang fight i fought to the death it's weird because it happened like an hour ago but it feels like a lifetime ago aha yeah wow fought to the death huh sorry yeah well you're looking very uh bold you look you look um it's it's good to see a grog knife the destroyer attorney you too stephen the destroyer so you guys talk like a couple thank you very much stephen you're gonna have to put it into d for it to go ah oh that's not ghost we've been stopped here for ages how about we uh put this car away and take my chevron because and that way i'm the student and you can't get in trouble i well i mean in a roundabout way that might but this is not roundabouts this is america stephen get out the car we don't need to learn about roundabouts okay hang on come on come on okay come on come on get in the car get get in the car we're gonna do this we're gonna do it right okay oh my goodness okay um hold on let's get you in the system let's do this right i've already been in the system it didn't help at all yeah i've been through the system in every way grognek the destroyer attorney law what is your state id nine two zero zero nine nine nine nine nine nine nine two zero zero you sure about that number yes okay nine two zero no you're [ __ ] lying nine two zero zero oh nine two zero zero nine two zero zero nine nine nine nine nine nine nine nine like nine cat exactly like nian cat just like the cats have the nine lives hey do you have any grog neck the destroyer attorney at law number plates ah they all have weird names like tyler and zoey jesus what the hell is it brad why don't you have any normal names like grognik the destroyer attorney there was a limited number of uh we couldn't there's that name is uh okay so let's get started have i passed yet okay yes let's start no you haven't passed yet oh okay let's go are you sure you want to do this yes have you sold out to the destroyer attorney at law once or whatever what is that literally the last one okay there are many yeah i think there's more recorder i'm sure um that's uh okay i'll make sure to go like hot cakes let's go can go wrong steven you want to sit in the back seat i think that's perfect yeah i wouldn't mind an extra seat between me and the windshield nothing um are you calling me fat did you just compare me to a seat no that's not uh did you get those keys a grog knack to destroy attorney-in-law no do vehicles need keys uh well yeah they this one does sometimes i just stick my phone in the keys where did you put the keys i tossed them up front somewhere did you get them yes i found them here oh okay yes then this is the beginning of the rest of my um okay yeah we're gonna need you to go ahead and start start the car okay car activate uh no no uh that the wheel is the electric car the wheel no it's the one out here no this one that no wait uh no uh oh boy uh i don't understand what happened between the last time [Music] okay um my spinal cord yeah i did the card will be activated welcome to the wonderful world driving my name is steven hayes your driving instructor this that you're looking at is an automobile automobile you're gonna get behind the wheel of this automobile you know what a steering wheel is yes it's this wheel please get off the car ignore elbow they just want to be tickled anyway let's go try as hard as i can but for some reason i just can't oh okay okay you want to skip the formalities get ready yeah i'm ready to drive okay okay where did sherry go as you can see sherry has gone into the glove box um what what which one of these is the ignition the um well you should be able to just uh grab use your index finger and roll it forward and uh oh there we go okay all right wow all you go um sherry is everywhere and nowhere i swear that woman is uh she's very very motivated and has a lot of jobs she may have had to go take care of some business um your mom wanted me last night and today too oh that's the man that beat me up earlier what the [ __ ] are you doing i'm learning stop it i'm learning grognak who would you like to explain i don't think we've met have we are you sure about that i think so maybe a hundred dollars would refresh my memory okay okay hundred dollars coming your way oh flop it's so good to see you it's so good to see you too greg why are you driving like a maniac i thought i was going pretty slow actually i'm learning oh my god you lunatic ow oh my gosh stephen you're letting people drive like this are you kidding me ah right away driving school i don't know anybody i thought you were driving sorry can you speak up a little bit flop yeah yeah stephen i why why are you letting people drive wrong side of the road oh my god right next to him [Music] all right all right i will exchange insurance information later it's fine wait okay you paid me a hundred dollars you admitted liability [Music] please turn right mickey that's the car speaking it's one of them self-driving ones yeah no it's not stolen uh no we still need you to drive oh my gosh well the gps seems to be screaming at you to go the other way okay yup turn around turn right okay now you're in the left aliens normally we would want to stay in the right lane right yes mickey if you don't want to have to follow the rules but you want to still technically follow the laws no you do drive on the sidewalk okay thank you no no no no do not listen to that thank you shut down on a i'm in the wrong lane yeah me just a little bit i um this is a red you're in a okay i'm i'm new stephen you okay oh boy if i took you to something and thought you had to do for the first time like stomping villages you'd be bad at it too i suppose you're right i do apologize for that stomping villagers that's why the smurfs are extinct well i that is not i am not gargamel yes you are accept what you are stephen okay we should probably drive yep thank you oh my god okay that's great that was okay 200 meters you will be arriving at your destination rerouting exit the alleyway this is going quite well so far i think i'm getting a hang of this droving thing oh turn left rerouting gps i this is uh i thought it was okay we are this uh this is a garage parking garage for parking and okay yeah we're out it's like the worst proof boy what kind of smoothie how do you feel behind the wheel of a vehicle powerful and dangerous yeah well i i would definitely agree with that considering we're driving and opposing no this is not um ma'am oh geez yeah okay we do not want to do this this is uh how about we go and put it in the backwards is this a roll out of here and on the right here no no no it's not a rod backwards okay tell me when there we go okay stop stop stop tree there we go good job okay now we're this way ah okay i i have not been doing this quick enough i need to try and put my foot down and get this done let's do this lovely this thing doesn't have a lot of power doesn't it no it doesn't it really doesn't this is this is actually kind of sad this is me like trying to go as fast as possible would you like to unlock the speed no no yes yes please press that hex button on your dashboard okay i would rob maybe i should be on the front i feel like i'm not getting a good point of view from back here there we go paddle to the wheel jesus take the wheel no you've got this everyone we're gonna do it on record time that's what driving is about right speed and getting it done faster than any other student has ever done before that i'm getting a phone call [Music] [Laughter] everything's going relatively well please get back in the car please get back in the car please get back in the car please get back in the car please get back in the car what happened is it broke get back in the car please get back thank you we shall go to the highway okay life is halfway it's gonna end yes just like that it will end away if you hit a car turn left onto the highway please note the speed limit on this road is 75 miles per hour that that that is correct it is certified speed limits why yeah no no there we definitely stop if there's a red light i mean granted we passed about 30 of them when we didn't but we normally balanced you are speeding that was not for you oh thank goodness i thought the camera was insulting me no you are going about 15 to 20 miles an hour above the speed limit that is fine yeah but i have friends in high places plus i'm an attorney so i'm kind of above the law yeah i never understood you local are you an attorney okay then why don't we clear that up no problem silence is problem that's wrong cracker as any good lawyer would say i plead the fifth i plead the fifth your mom is a her that is quite true that's how everyone is born hey mom as a whole have i got my license yet oh jesus oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [Music] we're still fine we're still fine landed we can't get good all right back up onto the load you're right there stephen you're being very quiet for some reason well there's one way yeah i'm just contemplating all of my life decisions and my future ones and where are my new jobs going to be when i get fired for this okay where to next have i got my license yet i believe you're right what do i need to do to pass i feel like i've just shown i can handle an emergency what else do i need to prove uh no you've you've proven that you can cause an emergency i can cause another one if you want i could ramp inside the military base nope that's not that's quite all right okay all right i just said i'd offer i didn't look that's to let you know there's a gun in the glove box pick it up and shoot someone just you know no okay do not do that no no no wait the plug box is empty oh jesus christ it's harder when everything is dark just guide me stephen jesus take the wheel jesus take the wheel if you didn't see elmo covering my eyes are we still on the road someone is dying and it feels like it's just forever here everyone what a great day oh are you crying stephen are you crying stephen i'm just trying to figure out where i went wrong in my life me stephen oh god oh elmo jesus you always know how to cheer me up don't you oh god oh god it's hard to drive straight though oh jesus oh god oh god oh god okay all right okay oh oh look oh jesus are we hunting again no we're not okay all right i think your car would lose that is a beast of an animal uh car this is a government employee vehicle sucks to be them there a lie what does that look like ah that means you're thank god we're running out of fuel oh wow there's a silver lining after all what kind of car is that i thought that was an animal anyway where to next stephen the hunting area where where to next i at this point i'm just gonna close my eyes and hoping it'll be all over soon let's go okay me too just like christmas at my house i'm gonna go to mount chiliad we could go to mount juliet i don't think that the car is not going to make it to mount chile again it will not make it up mount chiliad you have my license yet i need my license really badly stephen could you just give it to me you'd like me to hold him you need your license really badly i do i mean you're definitely doing badly for getting your license so you're on the right track stephen what is that even supposed to mean this is fun sorry i think that might have been my balloon oh that was amazing you're a crab driver i'm very good at recovering from my own mistakes you gotta give me that at least i clean up after myself i wish i was that good at recovering from your mistakes turn left turn left oh you're going to the wrong direction man juliet is not that way i think we should go back to the test center lovely marking test center okay i think it would be a good idea because i want to fill out my forms and get my actual license yeah driving school has been marked turns out okay up here let's go let's go back no not this oh boy uh-oh no typically these are reserved strictly for giant locomotives on these tracks i'm hoping i wake up in my bed i'm hoping i wake up there too with my driver's license oh part of me i'm getting a phone call pedal to the metal brock knack this is stephen hayes you've reached stephen hayes oh tell them i said hi steven hellos comrade hello who's this hacker ali thank you very much for the subs i shouldn't be doing this stephen oh it's policy said hello while you're having sex oh my god what but that doesn't sound like poses what are you doing right now why are you painting so heavily oh my can you say hello to posey tell her it's grog neck tell them grog next says hello stephen ah i'm a little independent is he grog next attorney at law says hello yes ah she says you're a [ __ ] um i'm a little i'm uh yes posey is a crackhead and a mad hat an addict wait what yeah she tried to kill one of my employees at the other day could you try that one more time in english posey no posey's nice oh uh well i'm currently giving grog knight to destroy attorney of law forced uh driving this is where they make the wind huh i'm sorry posey exactly that's how the wind is made it's crazy how nature do that do more than come and help you right now where is she marker i'll head out right now to save posey okay she just goes shopping at burger shop remember don't do murder eat a burger eat a burger don't do murder or do murder while eating a burger oh let's go on the train all right back onto the road tractor hey why is he beeping at me because you're driving oh yeah hold on let me cross no we were actually fine they're on the wrong side they were all on the wrong side then why are they beeping at me i should be beeping at them function it's just that you know it's in front of your steering wheel look at that e i don't get it that's that no don't um let's go jesus where are we going now to your mom's of course nothing more than to join her right now let's see if i can make that happen i'll just even make that noise jesus [ __ ] christ stephen how do you make that noise uh sheer terror it's usually initiated by apps all right let me try and trigger it no no no you don't need to trigger it no no no oh please this is very unsafe [Music] do you guys want to know a secret secret is is it the secret of life because i can really use that right now oh no if you press that f button on your seat it enables cinematic i'm not falling for it i don't know if they are no one fell for it i fell for you sherry oh i fell for you too but i'm a car and you're not so we can't be together grog oh yeah sorry i fell for you car all right thank you i fell for you too but i would crush you we're here oh i did it no we're not right there on the left right there almost there we can do it almost there we can do it we are out of fuel we can do it thank god that's uh thank god that's actually quite good timing that is the best thing i've ever heard all day and now for the best thing i'll hear grognik the destroyer attorney at law here is your license the car that literally run out as i pulled off the squeaker i was rolling down the hill no it's not done i'll just use your repair kit on it they're coming no it's it's out of fuel that's fine that's fine i'm happy i'm that's fine with that i'm fine with that okay can i have license now please oh [ __ ] grognak i forgot to give you the vodka oh yes thank you girl you should have drank and then drive would have passed that test a long time ago thank you and as payment here you go be careful with that thing be careful with it oh boy i have to be right that's a lot of power he comes with the car from now on stephen hey let's go and uh process this test of yours yes let's go everyone it's so eager strawberry snapora pancake comrade parker ali resident uh i can't kick it open oh it was open the entire time oh look they called the one of me uh elephant hell resident thank you very much for the support i'll hold the door for you mr test man oh gee thank you so much i feel so much better now no problem hello welcome to right of way driving school all righty let's have a look here to see how you did my license can you spell it grognak the destroyer attorney at law i don't know okay yeah let me put like a plastic tab that extends beyond the border of the lights if you want that's okay yeah okay i'll just put a little sticky here and post it no hang on another post-it note the destroyer there we go here we go uh now the way that the uh the the test works is typically you want to get a score above zero okay anything below zero unfortunately will be uh a fail but let me go ahead and just process this let me go ahead and put it through here okay oh boy yeah it didn't what do we get what's the top score um yeah it did it doesn't want to accept your idea boy this is awkward hold on let me come behind the counter and we'll see if we can get it working no i died um it's really not working all right let's see if this will work now um yeah well i can assure you i'm trying to submit your test and it says fail to submit test please try again well maybe we should try it again i die i am trying all right believe me i i am trying i am trying um you got this yeah it's not uh oh boy it is really not working yeah it really does not working it really is not working if that will make the computer work faster it really won't i can assure you i am i am i'm trying i am it literally says fail to submit test please try again every time i try oh my gun's slipping from all right well how about you just give me a license then screw the computer skip the middle man stupid technology okay well if you want here's the thing uh we don't issue licenses here what we we issue tests that you bring to the judge and it's up to the judge to decide if you get your license oh okay give me the give me the test then i can it won't take it i i am literally trying to submit your test and it really won't hang on let me just have a look here maybe there's something wrong with the paperwork is it my name uh it might be all the post-it notes that it's rejecting hmm let me let me have a look here it might be oh i think i can see what's wrong here okay well that looks good that looks oh yeah yeah i'm seeing this oh okay now now it's looking much better yeah okay look at that let me try this let me try this okay there we go let's try this okay let's try that let's try that oh yeah nope it really does not want to take your test oh i'm sure you can pull some strings steven well i'm trying but it really doesn't want to do it i don't know what else i can do here um let me try making it work okay okay okay okay uh let me see here okay well typically might be because are you sure about that are you sure about that state id number you gave me that might be the reason let me take a look when you when you pull up your phone that the app in the top left yep nine two zero zero that okay real are you sure you're a registered citizen of los santos um i just did notice something here stephen this might be irrelevant to this whole thing but it does say licenses driver's license tick mac there's a check you did it i did it we did it everyone yes we did it we got okay now we don't have to process the paperwork you don't have to do a judge and you don't have to worry about you i can't believe i did it on my first try you know what stephen you ain't so bad after all we all thank you i couldn't have done it without you me i don't even know how to finish that sentence i'm not gonna lie but uh yeah you definitely that's what you say yeah the destroyer i turned into the city of los santos legally yes all right can i borrow your car stephen my car uh boy i i well i need to drive to my apartment funny thing about the old car there it's uh oh it's um it's in the shop yeah it's not funny at all is it okay well uh well it's uh it's uh it needs some work you know the the hoses and the the um the uh the the the the radiator much like myself it's not radiating like it should and um the hoses are not um they're not holding it up yeah yeah they're guys the same issue usually it clears up by the afternoon okay i did notice jerry's car's parked outside i can give you my car but we have to drink though okay let's go drink and drive i have a license okay i'm gonna okay the rest of this conversation you have a great time steven let's go oh look stephen is running away he tends to do that around me for some reason this is messing with myself entirely sure i'm creating a ruckus all right i'm ready to go let's go on there's your lady destroying it i noticed that whenever you forget stuff your nose becomes bigger oh yes there's a side effect of amnesia no that's just genetic i'm afraid but kara seems to have some inbuilt defense mechanism i'm sorry yeah you can have that where's the apartment that's fine don't worry getting in the back okay open the trunk woman where's where's the apartment is it here yes open the trunk sorry i was nervous oh lord do you know how to open the trunk woman no okay you know you [ __ ] one muscle there you can open the truck oh did that do it is it open now no you [ __ ] one muscle you know where you you know like all the guys should be from there from the wheel [ __ ] one muscle have fun there we go almost there let's go let's go which way i want to get to the apartments okay follow the gps oh god that's one part now your car is lighter and speedier i know right are these the apartments horrible they're not really you turn left this way yep this way now you turn left from here and first right oh boy how do you like the car that's the police they're here to admire my driving of course they are they don't know that we're drinking uh there we go almost now turn right i mean kind of okay that's fine are you trying to get rid of my jaws there we go i have amnesia we can park here let's go it's the fan pickup i love that it's just like the most stereotypical thing to do just go across the entire lines into two spaces in the big four by four as well oh yes that would be so good i bought a bicycle last time now you can buy a car a regina how much do i need to get a car like an okay car oh about like twenty thousand i think i have five okay we can ask ours dad to get us money stephen who is our dad steven okay i think so if you call him dad he becomes like that right look astrology would you like your cards to be red um what star are you what star am i what yeah what star are you i am a human being called grognek the destroyer attorney at law how how about you oh i am cherry pie the queen of machine burger shot and management and oh i saw you earlier pretending to be dead you almost did die it's the one who pretended to be dead well it's been nice trying out your car seat it's very comfy yep it's very comfy goodbye everyone i'm going to sleep now in this stranger's car goodbye grab next goodbye elmo i love you guys goodbye oh this is fun this is a good session i think oh sorry i wasn't like interacting that much with you for a while there there was just so much going on especially with the driving because i was like i was trying to drive as dangerous as possible but also i didn't want to um i didn't want to actually crash i was trying my best to avoid crashing like that we were down on the beach that was not intentional i'm amazed we we didn't go into the water there that was so lucky but um yeah that was that was a complete accident for god's sake it's pretty funny though i enjoyed that um right uh i don't care remix thank you for the sub two subs actually gifted subs thank you very much flesh party uh junior stay for the tip as well the incarnation of elmo's name is sleep paralysis demon i think it's all of our sleep paralysis demons i called you b thank you for the sub as well junies the florets ellen uh strawberry potato and pig madder thank you very much that like even when i was telling um stephen about what happened it was like oh yeah i was in a fight of the death to join a gang i was like that doesn't even seem like it happened today it was just right from the start like meet mickey go straight to the gang place fight for my life go to hospital get picked up in the cab go to the pier it was just all over the place oh man that was fun though um jesus christ it's warm in here did you stephen today i did once when i when i came into the um his little what's what's it called drivers learner center learning center is that what you call it say thank you for the pits as well grand time thanks for making my day i'm glad you enjoyed it thank you very much for that uh turn on your fan yeah i think i'll uh i think i'll leave the room for a while because he's boiling in here geez i didn't actually realize how hot it had gotten i think at one point on the pier i realized i was just like it is warm in here jesus christ um right uh we're going to do a raid um let's see here oh jesus christ um i'll turn on my fan and open the windows and doors and stuff in a second try and get some uh try and get some air flow going um all right let's see oh my god uh val crane thank you so much for the gifted subs and the sub yourself i appreciate that thank you for the four months um right gang uh we are going to end it there uh we'll drop a raid on a gta streamer i think it makes sense to raid someone in the gta side of things um yeah that makes sense i need to find more of them because i know a lot in character but i don't know their streams so i'm gonna have to go hunting i think um but yeah again thank you so much for joining uh i have a video going up in about 55 minutes if you want to check it out i did like personality testing so it's kind of fun um i'll have another stream on thursday i think the plan is to do some multiplayer stuff with the irish boys so that should be fun i don't want to spoil it but it should be a good one i think i think it'll be a fun one i felt crane thank you for that again um thank you very much for joining me i appreciate you spending your time here i know you could spend it anywhere you want so the fact you're spending it here means a lot to me um we're gonna raid uh i don't know how to pronounce it is it uh nivea ross rosa never rosa i'm gonna say nevi rosa who plays dawn um who we ran into there i don't know some of the new people we just met um but i'll have to try and figure them out i have to find all their channels um but yeah enjoy your time over there be nice um no i don't need to say that you're always nice this is i'm really bad at waving by the way that's what i'm doing uh i hope to see you on thursday in the meantime i think i have a video going up today and tomorrow and i think they're both kind of fun ones so i hope you'll enjoy it but uh that's about it folks thank you very much for joining me and bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye

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Published: Thu Jun 17 2021