Goofiest Game Ever | The Quarry Part 4

we could just leave this up here and just go about our business oh hey it's that nice guy that is the opposite of threatening i know he's friendly so there's like no tension here i'm still gonna start blasting though no don't don't blast him jackson he's our only hope how did he not see her also why wouldn't you make yourself known anyway like it's a human jax they why they don't know why he's here he's clearly friendly blood them yeah they could have phrased that better well no we know it's a good thing i'm going to let it get blooded this is metagame she falls down the stairs and dies [Laughter] yeah this is a little bit of meta gaming since we have a little extra info okay can i just say blood me no no it's a cat see i'm not spying i need to be bloated don't shoot him jesus [ __ ] hit her with a can of tomatoes what are you doing i'm not putting up with the fight just talk just talk to us just talk to me that makes no sense that makes absolutely no sense he was super talkative with jacob uh someone said i love that jackson and charlie failed the qt 90 of the time i did it intentionally because i didn't want to kill him yeah that was really just that's so [ __ ] up jackson i also did it due to meta gaming because i knew the right choice was to fail nick i'm i'm sorry can we talk about this later i'm i'm really freaked out it's not a good time it's the best time okay i guess i'll just die then intrigued that you were intrigued by that response i was misreading the situation back there but he just ignores her wants and desires and her uncomfortable nature and just goes into it anyway well did you want a little bit more to happen are you dumb hey maybe it's not about werewolves it's about alpha males he's turning into an alpha oh yeah please stand in that secret weapon [ __ ] no i'm not going to immediately ruin this something like that would really take your hand it was really triggered because you tricked it this just saved someone's life i'm sure it wasn't heroes yeah the bookstores if it was then well no one i bet we were running away like in another multiverse and got hit by that whatever it was trying to catch you can't now no you just [ __ ] us oh tara guard nice you got the devil yeah it's gonna be a good one for us stuff has always been a little uh hard for me to get a handle on well if you like i could show you the ropes like a glass yeah it's easy like oh the hands are going to touch when they press the mouse would be so romantic they both go to give like an sos and they lips touch um but that's where this comes uh come help us sos uh this is uh an emergency save ourselves come on down please help us swarm of bears yeah herd of bears that's what you had the problem all right i guess you didn't use the correct plural version of bears you son of a [ __ ] now they're not going to take it seriously techy stuff yeah that's true i mean that is kind of a big they're going to pick that apart now they know it's not real i'm just going to play dumb we can't be sure they were talking about us yeah there could be another radio shack around here but that's that's not possible right why wouldn't that be possible [ __ ] we put an invisibility cloak around us right dylan where's our force field how did these people know we were here when we just put out a signal using the radio shack let's go find caitlyn they've pinpointed we came here with the goal of alerting people as to where we were too by the way why didn't you tell me out there shouldn't they be happy that people are coming what can i say [ __ ] you it's a great point i saw the the werewolf monster and i still let him run outside you're a bad person i was gonna say [ __ ] you that's why [ __ ] you i i i didn't know what i saw but you saw something and you didn't think that you should [ __ ] tell me i forgot i mean the the guy radio i saw a demon in attack was it a big deal yeah because then the radio turned on [Music] uh ryan it's probably nothing just start blasting to the roof it's definitely the creature they talk about bears like there's some kind of like morphing assassin like a shape-shifter a paranormal entity i'm just gonna shoot yeah i'm just gonna fire yeah right there nice that's our first shot by the way we haven't fired yet that felt good what is that that would have been the choice like you shoot the thing and then it falls down and kills both of you oh man recreate what happened with emma why are they here how did they get here we gotta warn them um uh i wanna go like really like commando here let's get like you know crazy the power back we gotta kill it yeah that's not a normal animal man i don't think a gun is gonna cut out that's an ultra elite bear trained by the us army to hunt down teenagers it's got like the serum they gave captain america you got a better idea it's so clearly not a bear as well it's tiny it's also really skinny with no hair maybe i mean we could but it's like the it's like the whole um what's that a quiet place thing how the solution is so obvious yeah and it's like how did no one try that oh my god that mean i liked that movie a lot but that made me so mad what's missing he's electric guitar he needs to shred to save the day i have to hit a g sharp it'll kill it on the spot hold the wire fix it i'll cover you it knew to pull the wire do enough go quickly it might not be a bear but it's got the brain of a bear that's a smart animal up there oh is he a [ __ ] idiot okay amputation use the shotgun to shoot it off all right jesus i'll shoot your arm off are we using that against the creature i i'll use the ch this is gonna be so hardcore i'm using the chainsaw let's go what why is he so are you gonna get a cuddle yeah that is like his first oh my god it's just gonna kill him isn't that gonna cause extreme blood well it's just it's going to kill him from from blood loss yeah his first solution to every problem is amputation pressure uh yeah pressure's really gonna i knew it was gonna hurt us no it's working oh no it actually worked yeah it's actually pretty we're pretty good now yeah he seemed fine i was gonna like passed out from platforms ah [Laughter] nothing from that wait is that laura no it absolutely was laura who was she should we follow him 100 that was laura well she turned into [ __ ] a u.s navy seal using that serum yeah the uh the police officer must have trained her how to hunt that was absolutely laura oh actually who who is that it's all we see is their ass that doesn't have what is it this is the bobbing ass there i don't know i don't think so because i'm pretty sure it was laura oh maybe it's emma why would emma's body be in that pool that's where they go to dump it emma oh he's gonna be so disappointed [ __ ] oh yeah if we got this like ghosts in this game right well i guess we don't know if they're ghosts or not you be the ghost of emma am is that you oh i hope he finds his dead girlfriend and then she's actually alive i'm cool and she's actually alone she's not we just saw her ass in a pool jackson that was absolutely emma i think the reason why i think she got to that pool because jacob carried her there and then maybe got tired and dropped her off i don't know jacob's right here do you think this is a flashback yeah i think this happened before what we just did i hope this isn't qtes i am not prepared right now i'm not gonna lie it's just arrows charlie what do you mean you have to be prepared it's clearly not registering my movements correctly jackson you've got blood on your face it's fine yeah i've been unwanted it should be oh wow that's all i don't know okay that didn't work i it's quick time to venture breathing uh i'm gonna try hiding that might be better because i mean we are blooded right so yeah that should be the better choice i haven't done breathing before so i release when the screen's not red right i don't know i have no clue how breathing oh you yeah you failed yours i think i failed it i don't know it was hard to tell because i survived you're meant to breathe when he's like not looking at you i think okay screen wasn't read there so i definitely got that [ __ ] here's the circumcised option oh jesus what the [ __ ] you could have just looked quickly amputate all right yeah we gotta cut it off now pull free that's impossible what the [ __ ] are you talking about you're gonna tear off your leg can you even pry that motion um no i thought the lock had to be like disengaged or something yeah you can't really do it but you also can't pull it free either [ __ ] this is clearly the safest place though be in the middle of these bear traps you think you could tell when she's face down who she is you can tell by her ass i guess poor kaylee nick you smell so good now it's all the time nick jesus uh yeah i'll probably intervene because like you might just saw the decapitation yeah just rip your head off might just start fighting whoa shoot him shoot him nick what are you oh god the head's coming off hey come here oh nick what the hell hit him oh what in the [ __ ] are you okay are werewolves allergic to water uh let's comfort her because i don't want him yeah we shouldn't help him right because he's clearly yeah this is your choice i don't know this is a tough decision it's okay why didn't you like me abby what what is going on well what the [ __ ] am i meant to be apprehensive i don't like i don't know you trying to be nice and he's like no you don't actually like me i'm a [ __ ] loser you hate me i know you hate me oh big compassion it is actual like twitter [ __ ] right now i do like you you're not like me oh my god what do you mean what the [ __ ] what was i meant to do to make a billy b oh god here goes my head i tried jackson you blew it you [ __ ] blew it run jackson get out of there now quick time event to dodge not good aren't you stupid well no i don't think you like me no i don't like you this isn't you this this isn't you uh oh god jackson get ready no head's still fine keep it attached keep my head attached are we not gonna talk about that superhuman strength like there's no one care he's turned into steve rogers someone give this man a shield here's it this is you jax do not miss this shot i will be very disappointed if you [ __ ] this up nice good shot hey for the head [Music] i swear i like you [Music] i think i just made him angry to be honest yeah did you miss did you not go for the head on purpose i went for the head on my screen okay that worked never mind good work jackson baby i'm sure we can probably change him back okay so here's what happens like shooting activates the werewolf gene don't shoot them otherwise they turn into werewolves that's what i learned from them man this is so [ __ ] it's like it's cold out here could i come back today sorry for the outburst guys can i come back is she gonna be eye patch girl you think it is eye patch girl 100 why would she talk to him at the pool okay she was hunting i'm gonna open the door slowly just it's only been like a month she's not gonna become a professional hunter in a month it's been a whole summer what do you mean she doesn't sound like oh you're right i told you leading to a wealth is illegal i don't think you have any idea what kind of [ __ ] it's a class three misdemeanor there is [ __ ] and then there's [ __ ] that's a pretty cool line and this is my family this is [ __ ] that took a [ __ ] and then there's five weeks old [ __ ] that was shot by me there's [ __ ] and then there's shirt is this where he goes donkey i i hope so don't don't do it don't do it i want to hear the boinky doing i'm not doing it she [ __ ] executes me that was my way out she just fades from about the reality in the future oh he's going to do it he's going to do it he's going to do blood you just left me to [ __ ] damn i was hoping i was hoping you forgot that oh yeah true i feel good i left him you i was scared i was running to get help yeah well somehow you're fine we're live aren't we all i'm saying is i guess i know i can't count on you when [ __ ] hits the fan well that is not fair i mean that is pretty fair actually that's like really accurate there's got to be something in here you can use so this is something i've wanted to try for as long as i've don't move yet i won't explain it there's a movie called shanghai noon with owen wilson and jackie chan and there's a scene where they're both have you seen it no they're both locked in a jail cell and they're trying to come up with ways to escape jackie chan takes off his shirt and pisses on it and then he wraps it around two of the bars takes a chair leg that was in the prison cell and starts turning it until the bars bend and they get out that way and i've always wondered if that would actually work on like an older jail cell i don't think it's to be an option in this game but yeah i see where i see where your heart's at yeah because like i've i've been wanting to test that for [ __ ] years i don't think that would i i don't see how that would work what because the wet still beams well the wet shirt won't break as easy so it'd be stronger when you're turning it it wouldn't like rip as easily so you could put more force on it i think is the logic behind it you would still need enough force to bend steel bars though which is what the table legs for for the extra leverage to keep mythbusters did it like really i feel like the wooden table leg would break before the steel there well they didn't break this deal they just bent it enough to squeeze out how easily do you think you'd be able to uh escape from a prison cell if you had to i would not be able to at all a zero percent chance like if you were stuck in there with like don't count the guards the guards aren't a thing like they're not going to come around and check how long do you think it would take for you to find a way out i would never be able to uh i would just die in there i feel like i would try but i don't think i'd successfully get out the prison escapes that i've seen like all the videos i've watched in them are so intricate and so tedious i don't think i'd be able to do it well they mostly have to do like social engineering as well to some degree right no the actual prison break well if you're talking about prison escapes you can social engineer your way out like if you're in like the like the carpentry courses or something there was a guy who made like a a carpentry gadget which he hid behind and got out that way but like an actual prison cell breakout is so intricate do you think you could break out of prisons easily no hell no give me a break i don't think i'd want to free brent that's true you could even get like some star wars comics or something delivered he's missed a bad cup hey you can't just leave us in here hey he's desperate to get the cop back to let him out jax you just don't understand acting i think that's what it boils down to so dude that's the one pinky bunk i knew it was something like that don't have a pinky monkey oh yeah i'm gonna go to playful mode now that i heard binky bonk no we just go in there we just baby talk each other sing like a canary something to sing about maybe it's some kind of crazy camp counselor kidnapping yeah camp counselors have the best kidneys to trade what max is probably the dumbest character in the game gonna um you're gonna die in here i'm gonna watch there's no way you're getting here i've had a spoon that's gonna get me out max all you've got is a letter of rejection about university a rejection letter for college why would you bring that up now he's been through enough he's gonna transform into a werewolf right now i can't believe you didn't tell me yeah that's why i left you max well he's got it he's not even real prison cells the baby's a real cop it's a state of mind we're in a police station the bars are made out of chocolate we can eat our way out nobody else around there's more to all this than you think oh she's part werewolf just let me finish and you can describe yourself if you believe me or not well no probably not but that'd be cool i think you should hear all of it maybe i think i think she really was no she's definitely not part where there's a better chance she has a [ __ ] sharing gone under that than being half werewolf it's clear that she just got like attacked or something the next few weeks were long well she showed the scratches not just the [ __ ] eye thing they just didn't have the budget to show the eye okay so they only turn into werewolf once a month on full moon so that's why they've got little name tags with ian they live normal lives until that night and then they're all like locked up in places this community you think we're just gonna be besties walk right out of here not gonna happen [ __ ] max jesus max well you blew it he was just starting to believe us too we know what's going on we know max is a werewolf full moon's in a few days right what what then ma'am you don't know the half of it you think he's a werewolf too um i don't think he is but i think chris is take your [ __ ] clothes off [ __ ] off get back that's what's going on get the [ __ ] away from him just [ __ ] ask next time then dude yeah she really she would want to say this she she already believed like he could have just said hey you want to see this [ __ ] it's kind of wacky i can't believe what's about to happen what the [ __ ] i mean she's already too close they have like long gangly arms that does seem needlessly cool i thought he was just going to stay here with me and then move me after the transformation but i have to stand here all night and watch him maybe we can talk him down like using the power of love yeah like a campfire song or something to like ease him back into being human clearly these two have a lot of love he's gonna work oh i thought that's a cynical stop faking it he's gone you take the break off now oh um yeah i want to be clinical about it i guess i want to learn max tell me exactly what you're feeling is there's some rip all right poogie in the prime excalibur i don't feel so good not good like i don't know just sandals just snapped bad oh you're a freak you get away no wonder you got rejected from college where's the boinky donkey i know the binky bonk where's binky bunk i'm gonna [ __ ] big my [ __ ] bulky [ __ ] you won't like me when i bonk just transform so how the [ __ ] do they go back to normal from that he literally blows out of his skin oh oh you [ __ ] idiot yeah that seems about right the one thing he [ __ ] said was don't get too close so what do you do you put your eye with him did that that is what turned into a [ __ ] badass if she lost her eye and then she got angry yeah i guess so this is so cheesy this is great [Music] so how does that lead into her becoming like a werewolf hunter though she didn't get any skills from that well she's gonna get framed she just said she lost her skills she lost that perception she's going to be trained by this guy for sure max she just [ __ ] slaps the other eye out of it so much for seeing max i can still fix this so much for perception [Laughter] well i want to go in there there's going to be something in here yeah i'm sure there is so do you think there's gonna be more than one werewolf in captivity here um i would guess because they have to be kept somewhere when they're not werewolf mode but then how do they get out how do why do they go on a hunt do they just do that for fun it's like exercise for the werewolf locked well they probably have to like eat certain things i guess i can't like people no i feel like each of the whales has like a um name tag so that they can keep track of them why it was a dog collar why would he wearing collars what do you mean why else would that be that i don't know but i don't think it's because the werewolves are wearing dog collars i think they are they've been domesticated [Music] i don't understand why they get out though and then i hunted well i don't know yeah i couldn't tell you that either but i i can just say with a high level of confidence i don't think they're wearing dog collars and leashes if they needed to identify them they could just ask when they're humans true no but you need to identify them with their werewolf mode too out ian's not going to put on his dog collar before morphing oh yeah why the [ __ ] would you go to sleep she could just leave all the things you could possibly do she could actually just leave right now but even i wouldn't leave no i don't think they killed themselves i think they're it's like a metaphor he's the only one that's not a werewolf they obviously didn't kill themselves because chris we saw at the camp already yeah he's a werewolf as i predicted let's see oh so then this chick one-eyed woman laura um killed the hackett's daughter in the pool because she's a werewolf information and should you yourself be cursed yeah so it was a curse by the hag because they burnt down the circus with the hag probably wait with the circus yeah there was a circus at the start on the thing with the escape because she was a witch or something maybe i don't know yeah i'm not gonna take the gun no yeah we're bonding right now it all makes sense that's why chris's car was at the lodge that night travis was protecting him that's why he followed us and that's why he didn't kill the werewolf in the storm shelter because it was his [ __ ] brother god it's so obvious if if chris was the one that bit me then yeah then that's our cure that's how we fix you jesus laura are we thinking the same thing are we thinking of pinkie donkey tomorrow we're getting out it's time to [ __ ] his last bomb we're gonna get travis's gun wake up oh [ __ ] kill chris hackett he doesn't see she's like holding it right in front of him go jackson nice is it like an immediate [ __ ] knockout thing probably yeah [ __ ] i paralyzed him it's werewolf juice full of cyanide yeah she didn't know what was in there she could have just insta killed this guy so we don't even know if this is going to be there though this is current time uh no this is still before the hunt because he's not a werewolf right now yeah but it's daytime right now yeah so this is probably like that day like this is yeah jacob right now is taking the rotary arm out of the way he's already taken the rotary arm because chris left after that so chris left there to come to here oh yeah yeah yeah oh he did get a call right before then too right here axe at the island seemed like the best place for i'm surrounded by water oh max killed him [Laughter] we brought him a meal wait the island like like our island like the one in the lake yeah why because jacob he went back there looking for emma and he hasn't come back yet neither of them has max hey max oh my god oh shut up a [ __ ] oh max you saved me to shoot him he had his chance we're all out of ideas shooting chris didn't work time to just kill him let's put max down i know you want to anyway oh maybe the 25 gift subs black watch it's been a while man i hope you're doing well thank you for that fat drop appreciate the generosity oh please give me the choice nice they're not even cool looking werewolves they're the goofiest werewolves ever

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Published: Thu Jun 16 2022