Give up on Your Dreams of Becoming a Baker

give up on your dreams of becoming a baker you gotta give up on your dreams i gotta cool roommate who loves to bake wants to make it his job but that's a big mistake starting a bakery; how much could that take? but its way harder than it seems a physics doctor is a thing to be academia and knowledge bring security go to MIT, get your PhD 'cause it's time to give up on your dreams gotta sourdough starter inside of a jar but starting sourdough's not getting you far and this yeasty concoction is a little bizarre so i think you're going to extremes why not get yourself a lucrative position? become a teacher or mathematician not that i think you lack the ambition be like me; give up on your dreams i used to think that i wanted to write but that kind of thinking made money quite tight you can't pay rent whilst seeking the limelight so why keep seeking those beans? i'd love to make videos and joke around but instead i gotta corporate job downtown and i edit copy for a living now so just give up on your dreams you've been making bread all through the night made a loaf of wheat, you made a loaf of white but since you insist, i'll take a bite but i don't think its an- *gentle synth music plays* its the best bread i've ever had *gentle space music continues*

Channel: brian david gilbert

Views: 2,401,632

Rating: 4.9739256 out of 5

Keywords: brian, david, gilbert, BDG, funny, humor, music, song, awkward, goofy, live, comedy, guy, joking, songs, singing, relatable, give up, dreams, give up on your dreams, baker, baking, bake, sourdough, beat, knead, phd, mit

Id: v4hIHqclL2M

Length: 1min 35sec (95 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 17 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/SKiToMeRTa]

Been a baker ten years now and i reccomend not becoming one. The whole industry has turned corporate and there is no fucking room to improvise or come up with new or exciting breads to bake. Small bakeries are closing by the dozens per year cause of all the big supermarkets. All the old timers i work with are depressed cause the job that they love is no more. We're just glorified button pressers now. This is quite the serious comment under a funny video but I need to get this of my fucking chest..

[u/JacobMaxx]

Hey, isn't that the "My laugh was gross" guy?!

Oh yeah, he was also the puns guy.

[u/Smulan-chan]

Love this guy

[u/Kruimelt]

The baker is cute.

[u/King_Jon_Snow]

Would like to see a 10 hour youtube version of just the beat and him doing the living room dance

[u/AddictedToSpuds]

The dancing clip reminds me of this cool guy

[u/MidnightBowl]

Oh fuck I got confused.

I gave up on my dreams and got baked instead

[u/1-00]

[u/colefly]

I always have that reaction when I eat good bread..

..takes a week for the color blindness to dissipate