High School Dreams but it's a nightmare

hey there friends how's it going my name is kevin and if you didn't know already i left high school sorry i just needed to get that off my chest but this is my opportunity to fulfill my high school dream of finishing high school wow this is the perfect high school for me what the [ __ ] was that noise jesus christ my ears oh my god they look like zombies what are they doing they look so lifeless holy [ __ ] that guy has a flip phone wow oh my god it's the jocks well jock sorry there's only one of them the quota has been filled a chance to live my high school dreams yay i'm so excited that's the name of the game by the way high school dreams just in case you want to play it for yourself for some reason i don't know wait do i have a flip phone is that a flip phone oh i do have a flip phone look at this the yearbook wow it's been vandalized though i don't like this wait no don't play the intro again i was just looking at the book for what like five seconds and it's like they must be gone away let's play the intro again what what is this this is terrifying no time to think about it just start the game before they play the cutscene really good soundtrack at least really long loading times too i assume they're loading the cutscene again oh i get to make my own character i'm so happy which looks the most alien i think this one enter a name jim beggins and that's her first name just a big fan of my sims series the the parents oh good i can do makeup oh my god i pick the hairstyle from a magazine that'd be really cool if the magazine weren't at this weird awkward angle which looks weirdest i think this one i think that's good i think a nice rose in my hair that's good i've always wanted to roast my hair but i've always felt it was frowned upon for boys to do that all these sexists out here oh don't hide those eyes with glasses they're terrifying i want to always see them in fact highlight them with some eyeliner yes great no lips please thank you and she's married okay i think we're done are we do we get to dress her up now yes this is definitely showing too much ankle put on these are these crocs feck yeah we're gonna be cool i'm wearing a belt with like sweatpants what's a bangle i'm not a teenage girl i don't know these things oh my gosh look at this room yeah it's [ __ ] terrible looks like i've been kidnapped wait do i get to move wait do i get to design her room too what the [ __ ] is this throw it out text from mom just come in really are we gonna be this social i'm not even going to dignify her with a reply [ __ ] off mom i want to redesign my room go away camera can i use that oh i can't go away i don't want to use my phone right now this is what it feels like being the brain of a teenager i'm going to get a boyfriend meet some new friends find and talk to emily why am i seeking out one specific person to be friends with hello will your boyfriend is he thinking about it no i don't want to talk to you you boyfriend please stop ignoring me god damn it i hate boys i love your first day outfits thanks at least they're nice even if they are lying they're talking about my outfit why am i posing like that it looks like the most uncomfortable pose ever it's the most instagram stereotype pose i could ever make we'll show you who's in he's out and who to just plain avoid i think we're being avoided that woman literally turned invisible that's chuck majors basketball star and possibly one of the hottest guys in the school are you serious oh i'm screwed why is he trying to like point out the boys to me initially like right away it's so stereotypical very 90s god why are they all pulling this pose stop it it's freaking me out alright time to start flirting new contact has been added get off my phone i'm socializing i'm trying to make friends here no come back talk to me oh god i think i broke the game why do i always do this [ __ ] okay good it's fixed all right i get to sit next to a cute boy apparently i get to pick the the goth guy the jock guy the girl i guess no i can't sit here can i why this game is not including everyone and i'm i'm angry and triggered i'm gonna tweet about this i'm gonna sit next to the jock wait how do i how do i flirt be sassy no i'm going to be cutesy when you get one let me know and i'll autograph it for you it's cool to get an autograph off your classmate this is so lame uh braggy no just silky smooth but there's something that my old school didn't have what's that a basketball team with a superstar actually good answer this is gross i hate this you know girl stuff girl stuff girl stuff you guys girl stuff i'm game i won't even ask for info just i'm game am i interrupting you too it kind of yes why don't you give it to the guy who's literally just banging out to music over there now that we have the entire class's attention what this guy's reading a book this gets jamming and music and half of them are asleep and a chuck guy or whatever his name is uncomfortably staring at me by the way could you do something about that even the way he walks is so lame i hate him can i trip him did you misunderstand what after class meant i mean you didn't specify when after class that could be any time the new girl gets to do what she wants thank you i appreciate that fine look you're [ __ ] needy i'm already with this chad guy okay i don't even know his name who's the teacher and who's the student god she's so stupid she doesn't even know who the teacher is you're new here aren't you duh oh my god this is going great making a great impression if you're going to survive here yes i said survive is that a [ __ ] threat on my life it's so good to learn the ways of the natives from the group elder oh my god i have ways of making kids like you disappear she actually is gonna kill me apologizing mina take the compliment what the hell is this face what kind of smile is that all right take the compliment i can't believe i got out of here alive jesus christ hey let me go i want to talk to boys i think i know what her deal is what she's jealous that boys don't like her anymore that's their logic everything revolves around boys it couldn't be that you know i was just being really really rude it's just that boys don't like her anymore i wish people would stop walking into us and disappearing it's really off-putting like is this not insulting to girls who played this game like it's just talk about shopping and boys all the time get the scoop chat dish the dirt share something juicy i don't even know what i have gossip i have no gossip i'm sorry for interrupting your date i'm not sure i know you well enough what a weirdo i'm supposed to meet someone at the park could you go for me what why would i go for you okay fine yeah sure i'll meet them instead of you oh my god look the way he walks i need him as my boyfriend compliment him he has birthing hips oh look at that guy his name must be brexit i'm gonna go talk to him where are you i saw you there you are brexit how are you how's it hanging oh my god i don't like you anymore like everything about it like the voice the tie the mohawk the eye what is that eyebrow race wait who's this guy why are his legs so weird if you want to talk to landon you may want to change how you dress what everyone's been loving my outfit ego crusher what's this you guys are jerks you know that yeah sweatpants and belts are so in right now i'm an hour and a half late for a shopping date sorry i got caught up in something it's okay it's okay i've just been idling here for an hour and a half but that's fine and if i can't get a chance to talk to him should i just forget about it listen these are boys we're dealing with that's all we're dealing with she hangs out he hangs he hangs he hangs he hangs i think she's having a stroke should i call for help should i ring an ambulance or something wait actually i think she's saying panda panda panda panda panda panda panda okay so she wants to go to pandas box i get it yo this song's pretty good i think it's just stuck am i gonna have to restart i'm gonna be so upset okay that took forever to get working again god knows why and just decided nope wasn't going to work oh just like me in high school originally okay at least i didn't have to start the whole thing again that's something positive that came out of this whole thing now i hope i can just go to the bloody shops and it'll stop freezing like this i want candy the animations are so weird more i'm gonna spend all my money on candy ask about fridge magnets no go shopping she's useless at small talk why does she want to ask about fridge magnets all the time what am i doing go in i want to buy stuff stop walking away where can i shop ah panda's box okay what can i buy here see you soon i didn't say a word look at the resting [ __ ] face i had god the mall is huge oh i want a haircut i want a makeover please i'll have a makeover please oh wow we're so in sync okay i think this is the weirdest looking one and i have dollar signs for eyes all right now i have to date that rich kid wait what is this does this mean he doesn't love me or that he does love me i don't get it i'm really trying to appeal to everyone here i'm getting something for everyone i hope brexit will like me now oh wait more dollar signs actually no i'm going full-on dollar signs thank you for coming i hope you like your new look oh i hate it but i hope the rich guy likes it oh my god where am i am i in a strip club or something are you a pimp do you have any money branded items of clothing please i don't think they do this is all hippie [ __ ] wait how am i floating around like this that was impressive have a great day don't tell me what to do this shop looks like a rich person clothing shop are these all shoes this is lame why would you only sell one piece of clothing i hate this i'm going to shoplift lashes thanks you for your business i didn't even pay there's like stores specifically for characters like this is the brexit store and then you got the jock store over here like for sake they can't be making good business need to get some stains out what are you trying to say here you go oh she just gave me a random one it's like a lucky dip oh this place looks fancy give me a suit can i get this oh it's fifteen hundred dollars god damn it if only i didn't buy all that candy i hate when stores rub it in your face that you don't have any money i literally can't buy anything in this store all right well that's disappointing i literally ran around the whole store looked at the price tag and i just left it the hell is this just give it to me i don't really care anymore i'm kind of not being allowed by what i want here wow now people will like me perfect i just spent 240 on that [ __ ] good luck on you then why am i buying different clothes all right now that we've ran around and me shopping and you watching i am tired and want to go home i'm actually kind of tired right now we are in sync they're gonna be disgusted when they found out i spent what 381 dollars on my first day at school oh i can play music oh oh it's a dance game great she even got changed for it i love video games oh my god what is wrong with her never dance again i see what she does in private it looks like a sensor bearer or something it's the worst belt ever what happens if i miss everything oh my gosh she's freaking out that's a dance in itself i love girl time holy [ __ ] that bear behind me is alive cancel emergency wait can i do up my room no i don't have anything i forgot i spent all my money i can't get out the [ __ ] menu [ __ ] oh wait i got a desk okay this this can get me out of it put it right here in front of the door won't let me all right there fine what is wrong with my neck in my shadow i don't understand actually a bit of string why can i not place this i can't do [ __ ] anything this is annoying this is really annoying damn it i just want to talk to boys why is it doing this fine quit the menu this better not lose my progress i did a lot of shopping it's a mess for mom why don't you ever just come in and talk to me where are you i'm in my room why don't you care about me if that's my wardrobe then how do i get in and out of my room i don't understand i hate my parents so much this is probably my old door they break it off so i can't interact with them anymore no wonder they text me all the time like my second day of school i come in as a totally different person no one's gonna know who i am maybe it's for the better since my teacher like hates me wait teacher why are you doing the instagram pose and making them all look at you say hey class have you seen my bod look the chad guy in the back didn't even sit next to me because he didn't know who i was chad it's me i don't actually know my name jim pickens that was it wait that's not even chad he's an imposter maybe everyone changes their look on the next day of class alright will you let me talk to him now what are you guys talking about landon barely talks to us so you should probably just leave then why do you hang around him like he's not even acknowledging this conversation hope i didn't make him too mad sorry don't apologize to him he's a dick so are you up for it yeah i don't know what i'm agreeing to yes let's do it all i see is money oh i agreed to go on a beach date i guess so how do you like it here oh my god don't smile at me like that's terrifying that's actually this smile someone can actually do it i'm gonna say i hate it here what she's shocked the school stinks and the people stink and yes you stink oh my god why would she say that don't you even like the boys it all comes back to boys hot okay i'll give you that they're really cute okay good at least there's some kind of common ground she just shrugs off the fact that i just said she stinks looks like i have to go now goodbye okay thanks for the gelato no problem see you around has she even treated me oh jesus what an idiot wanna have a sleepover tonight uh yeah sure why not she's crying on the bench i don't blame her this is like one of the only games that you can actually play as a genuinely bad person it's like you pick the bad option and they just like skirt around the issue but kinda say the bad thing but in this note she just straight up says it she says worse things than you tell her thanks this was an awkward experience even the way you handed me that was awkward in fact let's do it again wait no i was next what the hell i just got skipped thanks it's so awkward it's like this is what you do for a living and you don't know how to hand it over ah the sweet sound of the school bell time to head home no i just got here effect's sake just taking pictures of people enjoying their day now there we go i have no shame but god knows why the teacher even wants pictures of eugene moss i think she is a bit of a pervert maybe she's obsessed with boys too there we go new carpet will that satisfy you oh my god what do you want me to do with this throw it away fine fine do whatever you want it won't let me place it for [ __ ] sake come on oh it worked okay just getting angry got the job done all right go to bed it's like 7 p.m i'm tired okay next day class is over i i'm gonna go take pictures of that boy for the pervert teacher there we go all right i need pictures of you do not move why is everyone threatening me there oh my god he's taking pictures of me there's other perverts on the loose you reminded me of the actresses of the 40s and 50s oh thank you so much i really went for that with my dollar cheeks and my dollar contacts and miss trimble sends you her regards oh man not those pictures again that lady just doesn't give up she hasn't blackmailed she's a menace i tell you she's been threatening my life and on top of that she's been blackmailing him she's a hero wow he's so impressive it's such a jock look at that what is this oh up oh oh i'm i'm playing what huh but why is there no noise this is so awkward to try again didn't quite make that first impression yeah let's make a first impression for the second time there we go wow you impressed yet oh we're getting an instant replay wow that's really nice someone needs to sign this girl to a contract my dad used to play in high school and he started teaching me when i was little smart guy sport provides a lot of avenues for kids whoa lots of avenues you don't usually hear those words coming out of a jock's mouth yeah words like lots of anything above one letter is usually just you know out of their league you mean the boys team right because there would be no challenge playing against the girls you haven't played against them yet so you have no idea plus we've never had a girl in the boys squad before and back in the day women weren't allowed to vote and in some countries they still can't oh my god he's a genius he's such an intellectual okay he just hit me in the face doesn't matter if you're an intellectual that is not cool all right well you know what i think that's been the complete school experience i've decided i've changed my mind i want to leave high school again oh i got him a gift okay um eugene's magnet here's a magnet of eugene i thought you were gonna give me a gift all right take this choco minty instead then why don't you want chocolate or magnets with eugene's face on them what a weirdo i'm out of here i hate him now all right well i'm gonna leave it at that i hope you enjoyed my experience in high school i sure did but i will thank you for watching i appreciate it as always and i guess i will hopefully see you next time bye for now

Channel: Call Me Kevin

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Id: xPUgLvJF2fg

Length: 16min 37sec (997 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 06 2019