George Santos Demands $20,000 from Jimmy Kimmel, Trump Bails on Court & Clooney Christmas Surprise

previously on Jimmy Kimo live Merry Christmas from Hollywood it's Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight George Clooney K Nani and music from Lenny K with Cleo and the cleton and now Jimmy k [Applause] Jimmy I'm the host of the show thank you for much and thank you for coming it's very nice that it makes me feel good cuz I have to be honest Some Nights it's harder to do the show than others some sometimes sometimes bad things happen and you know when they do we try to make sense of them but then we have situations like this morning that make no sense at all I actually had to ask myself how can we live in a society where something like this is allowed to happen best performance by a male actor in EM Motion Picture musical or comedy Matt Damon air what what gives you know what gives another stain on the so-called Golden Globes but the other big news here in La is this is something everyone was talking about this weekend the richest contract in the history of sports Jo Otani the reigning baseball MVP he hits and he pitches people are jumping trying to deal with the Dodgers for $70 million a year Dodgers will pay him $700 million over the next 10 years hot dog dogs from now on will be priced at $500 a piece Otani is leaving the Angels organization which was a tough decision but ultimately you say he just wanted to explore a different part of the freeway and now he's come here are you excited GMO very excited Jimmy yeah you're I mean you love the dodg yes yeah and you're pounding on your microphone oh sorry right here yeah sorry so excited how has your Hanukkah been so far oh oh it's it's going good it's going good yeah yeah it's going good you know Washington night President Biden hosted the annual White House Hanukah party they had to they had to end the ceremony prematurely because apparently Biden mistook the manora for a birthday cake and blew out all the candles Grandpa Joe spoke about hanuka he said it's a Timeless story of Miracles and that even in dark times we can find the light you know he was thinking about getting up to pee eight times every single night meanwhile HRA Biden is in a loot of trouble Federal Pro prosecutors have charged Hunter Biden with nine crimes including tax evasion failure to file and pay taxes and filing a false or fraudulent return according to the special counsel Hunter spent millions of dollars on an extravagant lifestyle rather than paying his tax bills which he's like the son Donald Trump never had he really is the details are um are fascinating actually to say the least they say hunter made more than uh 1.6 million do in ATM withdrawals he spent around $683,000 on payments to various women over $237,000 on health Beauty and Pharmacy which you thought you had a long receipt at cbas that's a lot of 188,000 on adult entertainment and a little over $71,000 on rehab and re rehab and re rehab for a grand total of almost $5 million which is I mean that's like an early 2000 Charlie Sheen caliber performance it's impressive the White House has reiterated which um he they reiterated that President Biden will not pardon Hunter if he is convicted of any crime although they didn't say anything about not dressing him up as a turkey next Thanksgiving and pardoning him then and then we have Donald Trump who undoubtedly wants to Pardon himself he ignored his lawyer's advice he agreed to testify at his $250 million fraud trial in New York today a decision that was trumpeted emphatically last week by his lawyer hype lady he still wants to take the stand even though my advice is at this point you should never take the stand with a gag order but he is so firmly against what is happening in this court and so firmly for the old America that we know not this America that he will take that stand on Monday he will open himself up to whatever they want because he's not afraid people that are afraid cower president Trump doesn't cower we'll be back on Monday right okay so that was Thursday guess who opted not to testify today I'll give you guess who instead decided to cower well that's right fat loock was nowhere to be seen he posted and he didn't show up because he had nothing more to say about it and then posted all day about it a hundred different things I don't get it it's not like Trump does he doesn't go back on his work he must have had maybe his volunteer work took him away from it I don't know but Trump had plenty to say on Saturday he was at a Galla for New York young Republicans where he treated the crowd to a very normal uh very rational thought and I was just asking Secret Service how the hell do they know I'm in the car cuz we have Windows this thick they're like really good very good I have guys walking up to that thing if they held a little thing I'd say go ahead you know what happens the bullet bounces back and kills them that's what I I got him they say I got this guy I got him go ahead and shoot here I am shoot being B that's the end I like when he does his own sound effects Bing Bong that's the end then he floated another new one about the Imagine Shadow governments in what they call the Deep State our mission in this race is to win a historic and Powerful mandate to take back our nation from the shadow government of corrupt alliances hidden hidden people they hide under carpets and rugs right carpet that's not a Roomba it's George Soros it's they hide under carpets and rugs you know just because milania hides from you under carpets and rugs doesn't mean that other people do that it's unusual and then we have George Santos who is thank you not as slick as Donald Trump every time Trump gets indicted he he rakes in the cash but George Santos not doing too badly himself we're back with former Congressman George Santos who within 4 seconds of leaving office has found a new career on Cameo what is that about look you know it's funny uh the idea came from a former Kevin McCarthy staffer he reached out and says George you have such a large personality the people love you you should just open a cameo I'm like what's a cameo so I looked into I'm like oh that's what that's called the videos where people send you bery which just eye open yeah so now this Cameo thing according to George is really paying off he claims he's made more money in seven days than he did in Congress for a year and part of that money came from me I sent him a bunch of crazy video requests because I wanted to see what he would read and what he wouldn't read and I showed some of them on the air on Thursday um and now he's demanding $20,000 from me to be paid a commercial rate could you imagine if I get sued by George Santos for a fraud I mean how good would that be it would be like a dream come true but so since I started buying his videos his rates went way up to $500 a piece he should be thanking me for buying these videos but I have a big stockpile you want to see one okay again George had no idea these requests were from me I just wrote them in sentimen so will Santos say it here we go George can you please please congratulate my legally blind niece Julia on passing her driving test they said she couldn't do it even shouldn't but she's taught herself to be able to drive safely using her other senses she's not a quitter that said the day after she got her license she got a really bad car accident so if you can also wish her a speedy recovery that would be amazing she's in a body cast and very bummed out but with help from Jesus and president Trump soon she will be back on the road okay will George Santos say [Applause] it hey Julia wish you congratulations on getting your driving test you prove that even the legally blind can do it I know that it's a bummer that right after you got the test and you show that you weren't the quitter you got into that little accident look the a body cast ain't much you you'll you'll a this you will rock this as soon as you're out of that body cast because you're you're awesome and Jesus and president Trump will make sure that you're back on the road soon and you're going to be amazing Uncle Joe send his love and I want you to never give up on your dreams because you are not a quitter Julia and I love you bye that's very sweet very you want one more all right one more this is for an imaginary friend named Heath I wrote hey George my friend Heath just came out as a furry and I'd love for you to tell him that his friends and family all accept him his first Sona is a platypus mixed with a beaver he calls it a beava puss can you say we all love you beava puss he also just got the go-ahead from arb's corporate to go to work in the outfit so we're all so happy for him to be himself at work and at home could you also a loud y y yif that's the sound beava pus makes as beava pus thank you so much all right will Santos say it hey Heath Jo Santos here I'm so proud of you for coming out as a furry and I just wanted to tell you that your friends and family all accept you and they're all excited about your persona which is awesome to be a beaus a beaver and a platter puss so let me tell you uh they all love you Beaver puss don't you ever get your head down and don't you ever ever let anybody tell you what you can and can't be I'm so proud that the corporate Folks at RB's gave you to go ahead to go to work in your persona so if you could just you know live it up and be as perfect as you want just keep doing you and y y y bye y y y That's right right back at you we'll have more as the week goes on Christmas is two weeks away um I already have a pile of holiday cards but not everyone has their holiday act together so we thought it might be fun to uh help some people let's go out to Hollywood Boulevard right now we're our announcer Lou looking very businesslike is standing by hi Lou hey what's going on Jimmy uh Lou are you experiencing holiday cheer on the boulevard tonight you know I feel like this uh the boulevard Spider-Man have a little extra spring in their step today what's going on out there is there a big Premiere or something happening I don't know they're just kind of doing construction so they're always doing something all right well we ask L to find us a family uh that is visiting from someplace and you found a family right I did okay let's meet the family Hi family how are you Dale how are you oh good thing you guys are wearing name tags Dale Brena Lennox leita and Duke hey we had a German Shepherd named Duke Duke how old are you eight all right Elita how old are you five five how about Lennox Lennox how old are you five three you could be a congressman telling lies like that LX um what's your last name folks Lang Lang now I understand I was told that you have yet to take a holiday um photo true is that correct true okay okay Lou I want you to bring would you want to take care of that right now is this something you're interested in handling right now sure okay all right bring them in here okay come on in guys all right here we go the Langley family is coming in we have a um we got a whole setup now all we have is oh I didn't know you were in this yes how are you when did you change into that costume uh like 10 minutes ago oh you look great thank you yeah you have to pee why are you dancing I just like feel the holidays you know okay oh here they are say hello to the langu everyone hi guys are you dke come over here hi parents too come over here guys thank you this might be a little bit big on you here Duke par all right no these are for dude come over here I'll give you one right here all right I'm going to help you put this on yeah this is going to be very very big Lennox come over here we'll put you in a sweater now all right Duke no it's backwards Duke all right that's all right all right close enough all right we got this and we got a very big one for Lennox Lennox this is Lennox all right here we go lanx are you excited about Christmas huh okay come in here guys now just sit on this couch and you can put on that Santa cap if you like I got a camera here so I'm going to take the photo and elf guo is going to be in there with you too and I want some really nice Smiles okay okay yeah put Lennox on your lap there I feel like we're missing something though I don't know what it is maybe is it candy canes we're missing uh you know what we're missing we're missing Uncle George yeah Uncle georgec George hey guys there we go smiling there we go great I think we got it Merry Christmas than youy Duke Duke do you know who this is Uncle George that's right it's Uncle George Merry Christmas family Merry Christmas Uncle George hey we'll be right back we have a great show for your tonight Camille and a Johnny's here music Lenny KRA and we'll be right back with George Clooney

Channel: Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Length: 15min 48sec (948 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 12 2023