Game Grumps Shadow the Hedgehog Best Moments

hey I'm gruff I'm not Zhu Goff and we're the game grumps oh [ __ ] why is it because he needs it to battle the evil demons right of course that are coming from the temporal whatever candy shining a motorcycle he's very quick are you [ __ ] kidding me with this no dude this is Shadow the Hedgehog are you serious this is a game that legends are made of ah this is a game that makes legends yeah this game is a legend I still I feel like I'm some Oh like words fail me right now you need a legend to play this I did yeah exactly uh-oh this soundtrack by Shinedown that's how you know it's good this is the same guy that made all the but rock and Sonic oh my god like Leakey like the songs that are like open your heart and it'll be all right like that [ __ ] this one's about like evil or ambivalence or something I don't know this is like MV it's perfect yeah because he's the main character just just imagine this game as if it was like this Mary Sue fan character oh my god they even have like the Nazi like commandant like forward men oh this is like a [ __ ] like that's not the Death Star that's not don't forget it forget it that's not the Death Star I feel like I'm due at like I'm on drugs and also I'm running a hundred and six degree fever like that's the kind of [ __ ] I'd be saying he killed him with a Beretta 70-48 [ __ ] its Shadow the Hedgehog yeah the [ __ ] Hedgehog we've been we've gotten a lot of [ __ ] requests to play this game yeah let me tell you all the people that wanted to send it to us do it thank you Isaac John Inglis William H action hey yep Andrew Felton my little milk dances whoa whoa oh you're just kick all right we got a big last weekend but what whoever my little milk is like come on man oh yeah get your life together Justin Henry Marisa Mindy Ola Jason Mose or Mo's a dad Jack dud Jurassic or if I could get a cool graphic on that one awesome uh Tomas Tomas T Mixon dude this is your own handwriting Roboto Roboto Sumi mr. Roboto oh my god ahoy-hoy Matt Valentino Mitchell Johnson Marcello Zuniga who you sent us a little game yes and again uh Nina Joshua Thomas Josh French see why can't people have more names like this J Chuck nice two syllables we got Nick Cohen or Cowan Cowan yeah we got Brandon foots could be [ __ ] Brandon [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh I'm calling it uh we got the Mika Markland or Micah Markland I'm out and Sebastian's Smathers thank you everybody wait can we hand me that list real quick uh first of all my little milk I'm sorry I talked to Mack your name is great I like to imagine my little milk Jurassic or Roboto and Joey who I hang it out in a room together ultimate party that's that's a good mmm IRC chat yes that's good Wow oh my god oh [ __ ] out Jesus Christ ah all right uh all I can do is move so he's talking pretty people sailing towards his death well because he's shadow he's so badass yeah that's what it is he understands this world more than the silly humans do oh oh well [ __ ] run so fast okay all right whoa chill out chill yes I got my gun oh yeah can fire bullets the people that lets me attack the X button lets me spin - whoo and perform other hey shouting whoa well that's a little race I got oh my helping him I thought I was the bad guy I think you mean looks like these african-american creatures mean business oh geez man yeah actually even that's racist exotically you're gonna you are you hanging out with me you're like where you headed moving awfully slowly for a [ __ ] okay there we go and we're playing a few okay whoa I'm out of bullets enemies easy so I have a gun and a homing attack and a spin - what the [ __ ] yay they're working together as friends dude whoever made the first Sonic game and saw this must have just been like slowly fashioning a noose out of whatever was nearby Yuji naka oh I think he might have had a hand in me no it's impossible yeah dude he made the [ __ ] Sonic Adventure and this look the same [ __ ] game what what is this one like boardroom meeting took place where they were like you know Sonic what would what do we need whoops we need hell we need ghosts we need to do my we need more guns well they need it they need a sonic to be edgy and geared towards the kids really is this what the kids want the kids who like all the violence in their video games Oh Sonic's not violent enough it's funny because when I was talking to you about this game where we picked it off the shelf I was like is this game like like at least regarded like it's kind of like a cult classic I mean like it was weird at the time but now it's going you're like no this is [ __ ] garbage do this beat live with 25 yeah I'm you want to get a kit I might get a ticket but I don't care cuz I'm Shadow the Hedgehog I'm ambivalent they just you repeat the same way well I died I fell off the edge because he goes wait he's too fast for me yeah and his furiousness is also in question you and whether or not which amount of fast and furious is also with the question okay and where he is and what exactly he's doing to merit the fast yeah and such as drifting in Tokyo can I can [ __ ] do my god damn it go out I don't to fall off the edge again well I did it okay alright nailed it can I not attack the do my is that what's going on I'm pretty sure you can't I think you just got a roll with it my grandma issue like a couple of days ago she sent me your [ __ ] dude your grandma story can wait I know I am berserk right now and I am truly ambivalent towards good and evil oh my god I have absolutely no alliance alright I died okay no I didn't go ahead with you grandma sir oh no it's not really a story it's just that she wrote me her first email ever and the exact wording of the email was hi Dan this is my first email please call me so I never have to do this again and that's how I feel playing this [ __ ] game right now you don't understand people people around the world statues crumble all around a good eye damnit sit listen I understand fully that I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed do it I'm sorry I don't Oh hold on I know that you're trying to bait me with some smashmouth just do it just sing it but I got somebody told me the world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed all right Aaron and I have this thing going we're enhancing more than two lines of that song without becoming so disgusted with ourselves that we start to Burtt vomit or cough uncontrollable much like this game so what's wrong with taking the back streets move all right city is reporting significant damage and casualties among them West da police has received the heaviest casualties due to its weakened defense system they've also hit des moines santa fe Newark New Jersey and walla walla bing bang kill annoy Kalamazoo Michigan Walla Walla bang bang and butt-fuck Pennsylvania it's for the last time it's pronounced boot food that's where they make that jelly I like whoa he's got two different colored eyes maybe that's a metaphor for shadows ambivalence towards both good and evil that's probably right how do you spell that stay back all right I have a grenade launcher and I know how did you oh my god all right you oh you went call of duty right on you I take orders from no one I do I don't even have to have my mouth move while I talk I take orders from no one except my voice director I ranked in E for excellent I ranked it E for amazing I rated E for everything I could have ever wanted him more meanwhile at the Obama's mr. president mr. president you're white ah introspect as I stand here before you today mr. president you tried hands and feet medicine feel me man thank you I don't want the American people seeing me like this ah my pile isn't luminous and tubs are looking mighty fine today can I get a jacket with bigger shoulder pads please we'll never surrender to terrorists oh is that what this game is about yes mr. Bridger if only it were like old times from 1992 the theme was a night of non-consensual sex under the stars with hedgehogs good thing we didn't listen the only thing that was missing was him like gently running an index finger crash sonic Springs yeah I remember like they were yesterday Oh God too bad they were two days ago not yesterday cuz I definitely remember them like they were yesterday oh my god um D Universal Media disc created their own proprietary software I'm riding a thing now I thought you were gonna say uptight monkey dick actually it's ultra mega to the door don't dork your underwear magnet doughnuts oh [ __ ] utility management destroyer I'm uh Dan yeah I'm writing a thing right now upside down a magician duty sorry there's the last one I think I'm done now uh utility this job for your gun to fun utility momentary dildo ah you know what yeah you brought brought it all thanks man when you made love do you look in the mirror who do you think of does he look like me who do you think of me oh god I [ __ ] love saying that who do you think of is back is it President Obama that's me think of sonic danja Oh Derek we look Mira that's [ __ ] weird that's kind of gross man and the Nephites okay alright if you're uncircumcised magma is the [ __ ] that can accumulate underneath the hood I know bro I know it's nothing you want I don't want it I know I know get it out of my head make me unlearn that I thought it was just blood and semen no I know and the regular old blood and semen of our days I just thought it was a normal thing everyday thing and that's what that's why I like when people are like are you pissed your parents circumcised do you like it kills nerve endings and make sex less pleasurable and I'm like yeah it kind of sucks but like Smeg he's gonna think about this meg bro Oh Meg ma bruh never got to deal with that I'll just secretly after like some [ __ ] you have on you like do my's like you gonna finish that doughnut I heard you had some xylitol gum in your pocket egg man's like Wow looks like a pretty tasty don't everybody's after the donut at the single donut and you're like no it's just a golden ring no no it looks pretty tasty Krispy Kreme hot now mm is a Jon Snow freshen yeah oh cool so know how to use it it's just stop moving stupid it's true stupid I should drew I should take this opportunity to say the Jon Snow is my favorite character okay yeah so I don't want to seem like I'm making too much fun of him he's my favorite character to imitate but he to see stuff like this you to study it's got a weird accent my father I just talk muffled ah wait no spoilers you're I'm in tar arian alright we're done we're done with Game of Thrones cuz will inevitably spoil something for somebody no spoilers that his dad is Eddard Stark no I mean that's fine that's fine that was like set up up front like you know that's every minute yeah that's chapter one but like I'm just saying like if if we go any further we'll blow it for someone oh sorry do you mean babe yeah no I just said that some people be surprised when Godzilla shows up oh it's good - what's this giant lizard do you of course I know how to fight it then the cave turns you whether you get crushed by a giant lizard you get crushed crushed don't sue don't stir everywhere and I need to shoot the president don't you understand Barry take it out of context give me that gun give me that gun I need to shoot the president Wow submit that to the Secret Service man there you go alright seems like the safest place to jump around honestly honestly I'm right there with you uh president is so hard to kill oh it sucks skin this camera angle is [ __ ] awesome why would they do that now I don't have any of the sniper rifles yeah yeah I have to go back and get the sniper rifle it's sweet that they kept that low to the ground okay Dan yeah I'm really good at this game are you doing great I'm proud of you I don't think you believe in me enough I [ __ ] okay I'll believe in you harder here we go hmm hmm I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I died all right okay I'll believe in you harder you have to believe in me harder dude haha how come I can't go on that thing I'm a flesh and blood I've had a terrible aneurysm I'm sorry that was my remix unless it specifically is is it's prefaced by this exact statement with a sick beat going on as the intro is this alright it's the spoken intro and then the beat dropping now I get it Dan this give me the sickest remix ever I'm so excited oh god kill a present you set up yes Lee the invader so estimated over a thousand black aliens yeah I'll get American aliens Jesus come on man well then shadow is clearly a terrorist I don't believe it I can't even say anything it's not super racist I've been showing myself this whole time actually I have been within sight of the president's vehicle the entire time I don't like the way they're saying black yeah he's been hanging out with the black sure there's gonna be other aliens and they're just gonna call them aliens yeah all the aliens they're on our yeah they're all right we'll finally where did that come from no I don't know anything there's that ship I blew up shadow that's weird am I being telepathy z'd the ultimate life-form boy - who's the professor what is going on I don't know why is his nose like I mean I burped hot dog no it's his nose is very like out there when you see it from the side all right well I guess I got a new master I don't have time I'm hanging out with my new friends the black alien we're going no I can't say anything hey it's the gun fortress is this the last stage I think so what the [ __ ] yeah there's so many choices in this game oh yeah so many different ways for this to end stupidly Oh rushing my car oh no oops sorry oh okay is there like a horn button and remember Bambi watch out sloppy jalopy coming huh oh [ __ ] they're like tacos ah yeah I love bush everything's in they were one of my favorite bands growing up the UH ship I see can go [ __ ] yourself it's okay man we don't have to like everything together I still like you one I don't like rough oh that's that what it's come to don't look but good mood glad if I think that their songs are just okay in here and if you like wish I don't like much there are only one letter apart they should have formed a supergroup called gush come brush oh goodness I didn't get all the Chaos Emeralds yeah but like a drifter finally several I didn't get all the gas everyone's fine all of them this is overhead please and like the way you said black the ultimate life form born to roll really yeah that's what he thinks I mean look at him he's obviously the ultimate life form uh who on earth wouldn't want to look like that Oh get it yeah that's a game at the end of the game well yeah I mean wow there's different paths Bravo Yuji naka Yuji naka I did it who Tecate the perfect game thanks Yugi naka you really created the characters perfect I would ever change nothing about it I would probably change I would turn shadow into a more ambivalent yeah I would probably make him more like a porcupine what the heck happened to Alice in Wonderland I didn't go down the good path you idiot oh I went down the bad path so her fate just remains a mystery yeah I guess I could play it again you won't play it again no I'm good thanks good good good good I could play the I could play a good good mission oh good a good one I'd rather hang out with Elena mccomber the menu screen artist actually would she sounds delightful what about Otis on oh yeah what about shooting me and Nagi naka and the other Japanese guy Keith Palmer what about Tim Miller he's alright Davey savvy though he's [ __ ] up like Dan night ter what about Suzy Chan this is her and Chuck unpronounceable last name hey it's Jensen oh hey I love that guy yeah he made the composer how does he really he made the music he made the composer yeah he birthd the composer there write some music did you know that Michael Jackson wrote the music for Devil May Cry 7 he did not he totally did really yeah really is it good don't microcell visit again oh okay hey hey next time for uh did you know that Michael Jackson wrote the music for Sonic three what you're [ __ ] with me no that's awesome you can line them up perfectly you can line up uh green ham you can line up Marble Madness zone uh-huh with a thriller yeah it's exactly the same song really yep I'll try it marble Ryan marble garden marble right right right now all right okay listen to that yeah bit good I'm so exhausted from watching this game my head hurts Suzy took me to a taxidermy class once haha and I had to taxidermy a little a little starlet yep which which if you haven't seen starlets murmurs of starlets is really cool in the diversity met now they fly in huge packs and they fly with the fluctuations of the wind and there'll be like hundreds of thousands of them okay so you'll just see like this huge like wave that's awesome that's all it's called a starlit murmur look that up but we had to taxidermy a starlet and you pull the you pull the head out of the neck and then you have to cut a little hole in the skull and then you have to scoop out the brains but it's been frozen so the brain is like mush yeah it's just like goop and it was really sickening it made me want to barf Wow that's what I feel like my brain is right now I'll gotcha gotcha you brought it home with your teacher like you put the dirt in taxidermy okay okay did you unlock the samurai blade thank God oh Jesus Christ that's would have been waiting for now we can restart the game on the good setting with the samurai so oh here we go one who puts ma'am with number with I love it when you touch my boobies boobies I love a new touch

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Published: Wed Jul 30 2014