Yeah, so I mugged him and got his gold jacket. Oh, I love getting gold from mugging people. 'Cause we're muggers. Watch out garlic farmer! I'll mug ya. We'll mug ya. I'll take all your gold mate. Watch yourself Hey, innit that a watcher? Yeah, yeah, I reckon that is. Let's mug him. Ah, hey hold on. Hold on. I once saw him defeat a fire dragon all by himself. Oh yeah, I heard about that. The fire dragon of Smaugenrog. Exactly, yeah. Yeah, let's mug him N-No no, I once saw him- defeat an entire orc army all by himself. Oh yeah, the orc army of Baugenrog. Yeah, let's mug him. Let's see. I don't...I don't think you're quite picking up what I'm putting down. I once saw him defeat a seven-headed Hydra all by himself. He's that powerful. A seven-headed Hydra all by himself? Yeah. Let's mug him! I dunno There's two of us there's only one of him. Yeah well there's a thousand orcs in that army. Hey! What? What are we? We're muggers. And what do we do? We mug people. So, let's go MUG HIM! (Battle shout intensifies) That was a mistake. I don't understand. There was two of us. Yeah, but he's the bloody watcher in' he? There was two against one. But he's destined to control and dominate this land in' he? But there were two of us and only one of him. Yeah... Ah hello adventurer, would you like to browse my wares? How much for the Flaming Sword of Vengeance? That would be 12,000 gold. Huh I don't have that much gold. Ah f- Shop Here are my wares. Enchantment of Power Really sorry adventurer. You do not have enough gold. (sigh) Sword of Divine Justice Again, not enough gold. Dammit! What the fah- Um... Cheese? You must be quite new to the game. Ah...so to collect gold you must complete quests. What am I gonna do? Oh my god. Does anyone have any spare gooold? I'm just a girl. Uhhhhhh Thank you for saving me from those vampires hero. Returning my garlic to me sure was a great idea. I had such a great time on this quest. I'm really looking forward to many more. Ah...adventurer. I don't think we should finish this quest. W-w-wait adventurer Let's go on another quest. W-we had so much fun on that last one. Let's just do one more. Adventurer! Please don't take me back. Ah, thank you adventurer for saving me from the vampires of Darkwood Hollow. I don't understand what's going on. I know buddy. I know... What happens now? Hey Don't you even think about that. I don't feel so good. Did you have a good time on your adventure? Yeah Yeah, I had a really good time I'm looking forward to the next one. Yeah You focus on that okay? You focus on that. Adventurer I need your aid. A new greatest threat is invading the world of Azerim and only you can help. A new threat? I literally just destroyed the army of eternal fire. They were supposed to be the greatest threat in all of the Five Realms Yes. Yes, and now a new threat is invading Azerim: The Dark Lords You must travel to the continent of Southwind. Sorry, what? The continent of Southwind. Oh! The entire continent that I've never ever heard of before? Yes, it's been enshrouded by uh- a mist? A magical mist! ...for thousands of years Now when you get there, you must ally yourself with the turtle people. I'm sorry, what? The turtle people? Turtle...people... Like the Ninja Turtles? Southwind is a very dangerous place and this armor is not going to save you. You need level 80 armor. Take this- Are you serious? This is supposed to be higher level gear than what I was wearing before? Yes, uh...you look very powerful. I look level 1. Now go adventurer. Save Azerim from the Fire Lords. You mean the Dark Lords? F**k. Pooortal Awaaay! Oh my god, this game is SO old and ugly. I don't even know why it's so popular man. Oh my god, here he comes. It's one of those stupid NPCs. Look at this. Look at this. Here we go. What an idiot. He can't even move! He can't even get past it. What an idiot. What an idiot - he can't even get past it. Morning! Nice day for fishing innit? Come on guys, he's the town fisherman. Okay, just- let him do his thing. He can't even get past it. Wait. Look at this. Here we go... Morning! Nice day for fishing innit? (huh huh) Ha ha! There you go Tinker Bell. What do you think about that mate? Come on guys leave him alone Morning! Nice day for fishing innit? (huh huh) You're a moron dude. He's stupid. Oh my god, I've got one more idea. Here we go and 3...2...1 Yes, oh it works. Come on guys, leave him alone. Morning! Nice day for fishing innit? (huh huh) Oh my god why can't they just give him another line? It's not that hard. Hang on, I've got an idea. AHHHH! (Baelin.exe has rebooted) (Screaming intensifies) Morning! Nice day for fishing innit? (huh huh) Didn't think he'd be that powerful. Wow Ah, hello adventurer! Fast travel Where would you like to go? Eastwatch Right away Ah, hello adventurer! Fast travel Where would you like to go? Eastwatch Right away (whispering) What is that- what is that over there? What is it? Yeah, what is that over there? What is that? What is that over there? (struggling) Ah, hello adventurer DragonKiller75 and welcome to the town of Honeywood. Hello dragon...dees.... Nuts. DragonDeesNu- Ah! Yeah, I see what you did there. Hello adventurer Sug mah dic Sug my dick. That's the name you chose? Hello Phil McCracken Fill muh crack in... Hello Ice... Wallow...Come God dammit Penis That's - you just went with penis? Come stayin. Welcome to the town of Honeywood. Aaauwah wow. Uh... Hello (Sorry Alan, I'm not transcribing this) Whoa! Hey! Whoa, watch it there! Whoa, watch it there! Hey! Hey watch it! Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Hey watch it! Whoa, watch it there! Hey! Hey watch it! Whoa, Whoa, watch it there! Hey, hey watch it! Whoa! Hey, hey watch it! Whoa! Hey, hey watch it! Whoa! AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH! OOOH HUH? AHHHHH AHHHHHH! Whoa, watch it there! Hey, Baelin! Come here lad. Don't be shy come here. Look I've noticed that your fishing line could do with an upgrade, so hand it over. Ah, I see that the problem. This is a stick. Let me see if I can remedy the situation. Ah, now that's what I'm talking about. This is a fishing rod. The Diamond Line 3000: It's always a nice day for fishing with the Diamond Line 3000 Hey Bodger, what are you doing? Shut up, Greg. There you go lad. Morning! Nice day for fishing innit? (huh huh) Oh, before you go laddy- I noticed you don't have any tackle. So I got you this. The Fishing Pal 5000: You'll thank me for it pal Bodger kinda looks like you're selling out a little bit. It's none of your business Greg! Oh one more thing. I noticed you don't wear a life jacket, Baelin. You could fall in and drown So I got you this Jason's Jacket: Because life's worth living You stay safe out there lad. Morning! Nice day for fishing innit? (huh huh) Bodger, why are you selling out? What are you getting out of this? Firstly Greg, none of your business. Secondly, you're jealous. Not jealous. Yes you are. And thirdly, I noticed you don't have any footwear. Yeah, so? Let me see if I can remedy that. Sandy's Sandals: It's like walking on a cloud You see I've seen you walking around on this shitty gravel, and I thought to myself "he must be in pain." I bet he could do with a pair of Sandy's sandals. Would you like them? R...Rea- Come here. Here you go. Here you go. Oh oh, before I give them to you, look over there, hold them up and say: "Sandy's Sandals: It's like walking on a cloud. Endorsed by Greg the garlic farmer." Sandy's Sandals: It's like walking on a cloud. Endorsed by Greg the garlic farmer. Who's the sellout now? Hey, hey! Give me all your gold, or I'll mug ya! Um, that's kind of the definition of mugging, so... Oh, he's a smarty pants. That is precisely how you get yourself mugged. Yeah, watch it. Yeah we'll mug you ha Hey Innit that a watcher. Oh, yeah Come on, let's go this way Hey, what're you talking about? What're you talking about? Let's mug him. What are you serious? Do you not remember what happened last time? He slaughtered us both like that. Hey, what are we? We're muggers. And what do muggers do? They mug people. So... LET'S GO MUG HIM!!! Hey, give us all your gold. You don't wanna mug me. I don't wanna mug him anymore Charles. What are you talking about Bernard? I've been thinking about it. Thinking about what? This life we lead. It can only lead to one thing: Yeah, gold. misery When you think about it, who're we mugging? Are we mugging them? Or are we mugging ourselves? Well, I always thought we were mugging them, because of the gold and that. Oh, what are you talking like metaphorically? I-I'm talking kind of metaphorically. Oh. I think I wanna do charity instead. What? What, you want to be like a- like a positive influence in our community? Yeah, I wanna help people. Like fundraising for sports teams. Like a-a-a-and cake sales and things. Yeah, bake sale I can make my carrot cake. Oh, yeah, you make a fantastic carrot cake. Yeah, I put the cream cheese icing on and all Yeah, imagine if we- we harness this mugging power and instead we're a positive influence on the community Use that power for good instead of evil Hey, what are we? Helpers? And what do helpers do? They help people. So... LET'S GO HELP HIM!!! Hello Sir, can we help you at all? Do you need any help? Anything at all? You should let me through. But of course, after you sir. Please, be my guest. Keep an eye out for our bake sale. You have a wonderful day, sir. Lovely day. Hey. What? Innit that a watcher? Well... Yes. You know what we should do? Oh, come on. Don't say it. Let's mug him. Oh for fu- Adventurer! I need your help. What do you need? My house is on fire with my wife and child inside. Shit, ah, come on. Let's go, yeah. Good luck adventurer! Yeah, come on let's go. Let's go, yeah. My wife knocked over a candle and started a fire. You must help! Oh, that's terrible! Yes. Let's go. Let's go save your family. The roof is gonna cave in onto my child. (crying) Oh my god, yes! Let's go and save it right now, yes. There's buckets behind the house near the pond. Fantastic idea. Let's go. Let's go now. Good luck adventurer! Sorry just uh- just wonderi... are you- are you gonna come and help? There's buckets behind the house near the pond. Sorry I- I don't- don't wanna be rude I just- I know it's a stressful situation. I just want to check that you're gonna- you're gonna come help save YOUR family... My wife knocked over a candle and started a fire. Do- like- do- do you wanna help your family? They're presumably nearly dead. There's buckets behind the house near the pond. I'm more than willing to help, but they are your family. Good luck adventurer! So, it would be a nice thing to help save you family wouldn't it? The roof is gonna cave in onto my child. (crying) You're gonna- just kind of stand there? Good luck adventurer! Aaaand watch ME put out the fire that YOUR family's in? (crying intensifies) Okay, you're a piece of shit. Good luck adventurer! You're a piece of shit, but ah... Yep I'll do that for you. 'kay? Good luck adventurer! Where did you get that jacket from anyway? I mugged someone for it! Ah, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, we'll mug ya Hey, hey, hey. We should mug that old woman over there. Yeah, yea- oh. No, no, n... No, not her. Wh- Why not? Well, that's my grandmother What's that got to do with anything? Well, she- she helped raise me. She taught me everything I know about mugging. Well precisely. She's already in the game She knows what's up. Let's go mug her. Oh no, come on. She's a- she's a small, helpless, frail old woman. As if to prove my point... She's helpless. She's frail. She's probably got lots of money. Oh, yes. She's very wealthy from a lifetime of mugging people. Well then let's go mug her. (grunting) No. I love her. Hey. What? HEY. What? What are we? We're mmu- we're muggers. Yeah. YEEAH!! And whaa- And what do muggers do? (Ben.exe has stopped working) THEY MUG PEOPLE! THEY MUG THEM! (In unison) So... LET'S GO MUG THEM!!! Sorry grandma! (Disembodied laughter) Ah, hello adventurer and welcome to the town of Honeywood. Hey Baelin Morning! Nice day for fishing innit? (huh huh) Yes it is. (huh huh) (Lightning crackles) The world needs you adven- Ahh Guys! Something feels very wrong here. What are you talking about Baradun? I feel great! (huh huh) Morning! Nice day for fishing innit? The world needs you adv- Morning! Ah! (The world needs you- Morning!) Ah! A-Ah! (huh huh) (huh huh) (huh huh) What the- Nice day for fishing innit? Find my spellbook. Nice day for fishing innit? Ah! Ah! Aah! (huh huh) Auuuh Auuuuhh AAAAHHHH!!! (screaming intensifies) Morning! AHHH Morning! Nice day for fff- f**k this I'm out. Pooortal Awaaay! (grunting) Oh, was that not intentional? No I was gonna try and keep rolling with it, but then I was like "I don't know how to get up from this." Yeah. Fine! Yeah. Let's go mug him then. Yeah, we're gonna mug him. We're go- we're gonna mug him so good Ah, shit Just ever so gently stroking you. I thought you were measuring something, but- oh shit that's getting- Ooo, I quite like that. Ooo, I quite like that. (Rowan throat singing) We watched an old video of you guys actually on Rowan's stream, And someone was like "Ha ha, ha ha, look at Alan's hairline. He's actually got one," or something like that. Good luck adventurer! Eat shit. Eat shit. Eat shit motherfucker. Yeah boi DOOO, yeah boi Okay, first action. Hey guys, iss- Hey guys, if this is the first time you've ever seen an Epic NP- NPC (Alan.exe has stopped working) Hey guys! (Adam.exe has stopped working) I've got something in my eye and literally as you guys said action, something flew into my eye. Do consider heading over to our Patreon page. We've got a- a few- mm...dammit Whada alswann dmm wha ym snn Yeah! Yeah, fine. Yeah, let's mug him! Yeah, let's mug him. (Rowan.exe has stopped working) Yeah, I fucking nailed it! Can you just push my hair back just like run your hands through it. It's crazy, don't worry. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Thanks. It's an old lady. Let's go mug her. Exactly. She's a sweet...old lady. I don't wanna Sorry, did I fuck you up by accident? Yeah, yeah, you totally stole my line there. They see me rollin', they hatin' The fire dragon of Smaugenrog. The orc army of Smorgenrog. Exactly. The orc army of Baugenrog. The fire dragon of ch- chargrill. The fire dragon of Chaugenrog. Autserflugenrog Was it a fire dragon of Smaurog? The orc army of Baugrog. Aw, shit! Na sha tah! Hold on babe Settle down darling. Hold on bub. Honey, no. I'm just gonna do my line "Good luck adventurer!" (Rowan mumbling) Shit sorry! I just punched him in the face. It's fine. I felt really bad. No, no, it's fine. Okay sweet. Quiet please Let's mug him. Oh for ff- Yeah, fine. 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