FUNNY! Jerry Seinfeld take on Candy and Halloween Can you Relate?

so the first time you hear the the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information you can be like what what is this what did you say so what did you say about giving out candy who was giving out to him everyone that we know is just giving out candy are you kidding me when is this happening where why take me with you I gotta be a part of this I'll do anything that they want I can wear that I'll wear anything I have to wear I'll do anything I have to do to get the candy from those fools they're so stupidly giving it away so the first couple of years I made my own costumes which of course sock the ghost the hobo no good then finally third year baking the parents got the Superman Halloween costume not surprisingly cardboard box cellophane top mask included covered the rubber band on the back of that mask that was a quality item there wasn't it that was good for about 10 seconds before it snapped out of that cheap little staple they put it in there with you go to your first house trick or snack but broke I don't believe it wait up you guys I got a fix it hey wait up wait up that's what you say they don't say wait they say wait up hey wait up because when you're little your life is up the future is up everything you want is up wait up hold up shut up mom I'll clean up let me stay parents of course is just the opposite everything is down just calm down slow down come down here sit down put that down so I had my little costume I was physically ready I was preparing myself I did not try on the costume prior to Halloween do you remember this this is an obscure one but on the side of the box I remember this on my Superman costume it actually said do not attempt to fly they printed that as a warning because kids would put it on here going off the roof I love the idea of the kid who's stupid enough to think he actually is Superman but smart enough to check that box before he goes off the roof wait let me see if it says anything about me being Superman oh wait a second here I so anyway but my hopes were up I was thinking that this is probably the same exact costume that Superman wears himself you put these things on it's not exactly the super fit that you are hoping for it looks more like Superman's pajamas is what it looks like it's all kind of loose and flowing and the neckline kind of comes down about there flimsy little ribbon string in the back plus my mother makes me wear my winter coat over the costume anyway I don't recall Superman wearing a jacket not like I had cheap corduroy phony fur boy I'm Superman but it's a little chilly out and I'm glad I've got this cheap little ten-year-old kids jacket so I'm going out I'm trick-or-treating but the mask the rubberband keeps breaking it keeps getting shorter I'm fixing it it's getting tighter and tighter on my face you know when it starts slicing into your eyeballs there and you you're trying to breathe through that little hole getting all sweaty I can't see I can't breathe oh we got to keep going we got to get the kid eight and a half hour into he just take that mask oh that how are they Bing bong yeah it's me give me the candy yeah I'm Superman look at the pant legs what do you care who are those the last couple years trick-or-treating getting a little too old for it still out there going through the motions Bing bong come on Lady let's go Halloween doorbells candy let's pick it up and then come to the door they always ask you those same stupid questions what are you supposed to be I'm supposed to be done by now you want to move it along with the three musketeers I got 18 houses on this block sweetheart just hit the bag we hit the road that's the way it works sometimes they give you that little white bag twisted on the top you know that's gonna be some crap candy doesn't have the official Halloween markings on it hold it lady wait a second what is this the orange marshmallows shaped like a big peanut do me a favor you keep that one yeah we have all the doorstops we need already thank you we're going for named candy only this year

Channel: CLEARCIRCLE MEDIA

Views: 102,728

Keywords: Jerry Seinfelds take on Halloween, Halloween, seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Funny, Comedy, Candy, costumes

Id: lwdaxSI6lM4

Length: 5min 26sec (326 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 30 2017