Funniest Roasts Found on Internet V9

if you pixel at the picture of justin bieber's house a bit it looks like it's from a 1999 strategy game amazon unilever and nestle joined the uk us and norway in new one billion dollar initiative to preserve tropical rainforests nestle not enough soap on the planet to clean their hands goldberg eats corn the long way why does his haircut look like a bike seat overgrown with pubes legal eagle looks like what would happen if racket ralph went to law school prince philip at 99 zoe at 101 he looks like he met the grim reaper killed it then wore it skeleton like a trophy when you spend 1 million dollars to look like barbie but end up looking like a randomly generated skyrim dark elf instead charlie looks like a homeless pokemon trainer the human activity of writing expressing language with symbols and marks was independently invented thousands of years ago by people in mesopotamia egypt china southern mexico and guatemala today their hard work finally paid off really wish i could stop farting out my butt racist gets beat up dude got handled like packages from wish my lovely friend karen makes pickles and grind some pickles in monster for me let me tell you i'm in flavor country and that country is a failed state this is a cursed flavor those eyebrows are about a 12 uber ride from one to the other why you built like a high elf from skyrim that man looks like he can push over a bus and have four different types of diabetes at the same time joey the type of guy who wakes up his entire family just to tell them that he is going to sleep he looks like every defense against the dark arts teacher at once what's up bro you probably get asked this a lot why does your primary chin not have a beard but your secondary one does it's pathetic you'd rather people get of it and die so you can walk around in a two thousand dollar carpet and freaking go woof woof a while back i heard my friend mail insult another dude by saying you look like the kind of guy who wouldn't go to walmart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons and i still think about that crowning insult sometimes my dad once called another guy someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man i like your dad already one time my dad's boss was giving him shiz for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said i'd never changed a diaper in my life really proudly and my dad responded i'd be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband oh wow fellas would you make a special appearance in a gay movie if you only had two hugger man like this for two minutes for 40 million dollars bro i'd do it for twenty dollars i'll get you for 440 million you're acting like if you hug a man you're gonna end up wanting to suck his d you're ain't homophobic your homocon reacts you're scared you are gay khloe kardashian tested positive for orona virus that shiz is real to be fair they did say that of it could live on plastic surfaces for quite a while fun fact there is a tribe that practices homosexuality believing he'll attain masculine power through the phallus and spunk performing fellatio on an elder is a rite of passage into manhood yes i've been to wales fun fact if you put fun fact at the start of a comment people will read the whole thing fun fact if you pull this shiz again i will force feed you your own tongue my favorite is people who send me unsolicited deepiks and then they're like ah hi are you ignoring me it's just so funny to me like one minute i'm designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then i open this god forsaken app two dudes hanging brain who can't even pronounce saponification calling me a [ __ ] because i won't give attention to their limp excuses for existence three billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelette of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly bullsack to a stranger on the internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring when you drop your lollipop on the carpet and pick it back up i'm not a native english speaker and i had some trouble understanding the use of the word cringy thank god you post these videos oof damn holy [ __ ] you freaking killed him dude and that's a lot of damage flex tape can't fix that she looks like it hurts whenever she gets an idea face id is social my butt can unlock it maybe that's because the face id cannot differentiate between an a-hole and you sclad feels homophobic and gay at the same time i worked way too hard for this a lot of people work really hard for their dreams but it's not meant for everybody that's why you use tune and i don't lol she was trying to sound smart and thinking too hard her eyeballs are moving upwards because her brain is calling for reinforcement this guy makes content for people who think mayonnaise is spicy i don't know why but vin diesel looks like a stunt double for vin diesel this guy has garden hoses for veins the among us part felt like the oompa loompa songs in willy wonka but you are the kid that's dying do not drink among us potion at 3 am omg i turned into among us maybe morgz wasn't so bad after all i didn't know the minecraft grass block created a twitch channel my theory dobby is an anime girl my proof impossibly thin neck short huge head and eyes very naive keeps calling people master which can be compared to senpai and kinkness levels i'm going to shove an unbuttered mango so far up your ass your sphincter will be quoting the geneva conventions at 13 i saw my grandfather and my best friend die in a car accident i thought his screams of pain would be the ugliest thing i heard in life until i heard your music america is a unique place god invented war so that americans can learn geography you're a son of a beach statement seems true enough that it hurt is it morally wrong to tell a bot to walt f4 itself i never knew kevin hart was this good at basketball hairless young blonde lad named jamie oliver who is referred to as the naked chef as best as i can comprehend he's a really rich guy who pretends he scoots around on a vespa hangs out in some eastern cold water flat and cooks green curry for his mates he's a tv chef so if you actually eat his food i've never seen him naked i believe the naked refers to his simple straightforward unadorned food though i gather that a great number of matronly housewives would like to believe otherwise every time i watch his show i want to go back in time and bully him at school i'm high as frick and these fools look like a pack of zebra cakes more sperm cells in my muted dog than brain cells in her head this makes me want to go back in time and pour disinfectant into the primordial soup jake paul it's everyday bro song featuring team 10 official music video she is a type of person to roast someone with the unseasoned chicken insult and think she is funny my man's looking like a walmart chris pratt new yorkers are just rats that evolved like pokemon after eating 1 000 slices of overrated pizza he's the type of person to execute worms by burying them alive his face looks like a mini map spotting enemies he's the kind of guy that would brag about completing a 5-2-10 year lego set in a day he is a type of kid who puffs weed one time and never stop talking about it he's a type of guy to remind the teacher about homework that she forgot to collect was teaching today and one of my students said why are your knees so low i've never thought more about my knee placement in my life what a waste of 47 chromosomes you are imagine dying in a slaughterhouse just to be fisted by jesus and peter griffin you must be missing all your senses if you couldn't guess from the very beginning fun movie nonetheless must be so awkward to have to have your head so far up your own ass you need to open your mouth to see where you're going he uses lmao so much his ass is barely hanging onto the bones if you're a woman who got married yesterday you've had more titles to your name in the last 24 hours than spurs have had this millennium he seems like one of those people that would be surprised that he can't see when his eyes are closed ah meet you used to draw these really grotesque drawings of different characters but now you're just drawing them normally perhaps you've turned over a new leaf stop pinging me you underdeveloped cantaloupe this is messed up because everyone should be sympathetic and empathetic but don't you all act like men don't act like this stop generalizing this shiz on all women just because she said something fricked up i guarantee if i had a shot of whiskey for every time a single one of y'all said something fricked up like this i would die from alcohol poisoning in less than a week if i had a shot of whiskey for every fact you said i would be sober enough to reach enlightenment please roast you are like the end piece of bread and loaf everyone touches you but no one wants you these are more used than the exit door at an amy schumer show he looks like a garbage bag full of mango pulp last photo of nicola tesla 1943 sort of looks like the tesla motors logo what on god's green freaking earth have you cursed my eyes with i'm going to pour at least 16 gallons of freaking bleach on my eyes to attempt to remove this image before i ingest some because i no longer wish to exist upon the planet where some twisted six psychopath made this and thought it was okay he is the type of guy that puts a ruler under his pillow to see how long he slept lmao you got me man ha ha ha ha rayna looks like he'd hate crime me in a denny's parking lot my favorite feature on my phone is when i press the home button it takes me off this video lol you freaking deserved it in my opinion next time take a fighting class and kick his teeth in i would feel bad for you but at least prepare you are the literal human equivalent to watery ketchup he's the kind of person to say that he's a vampire while eating garlic bread he's the kind of person to put a life jacket on a boat to stop it from sinking did you know that at cornell university they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope now this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom the infinitesimally many building blocks of our universe if i were using that microscope right now i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in this video this dude's voice sounds like how it feels when you think it's chocolate chip cookies but it's actually raisins this guy's voice is a definition of waking up and your phone isn't charging she's the type of person that would make a doctor's appointment and then cancel it because she's sick florida man aged 37 arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play yatzy for 36 hours straight fricker looks like the deep fried brother of the kfc colonel why does prince philip looks like woodhouse [Music] after you die i will build a nightclub on your burial site so that everyone can dance on your grave when this kid smokes the cigarette gets lung cancer i thought she was going to tell me that there's no war in basing sc you watch gay only fans on the toilet with the door locked while your wife takes care of the baby there's a fine line in between genius and insanity michael has snorted that line you don't know true music if you don't like soul train i don't wanna know true music if it's soul train the owner looks like he plays with sock puppets when everyone else is asleep he's going to be sued by migus for industrial espionage because he leaked half of their new album in 10 seconds why he dressed like a gta online character though i will turn you into cheese and then feed you to a lactose intolerant orphan oh god that is the worst threat i've ever gotten i don't know if i should be scared or off maybe both she's so ugly she the reason time never stops running mother cat snatches crying kitten from toddler when the cat is the best parent in the room why do homophobes always look like they were assembled in the back of a walmart parking lot he looks like if harry potter went to military school instead of hogwarts because you didn't say no homo at first you can't shoot straight with that thing no one asked you anything not once in any tweet did i ask what your opinion was i wasn't replying to you you're the one that chose to reply to me despite the fact that i don't care so why don't you just go step on a lego barefoot and stub your toe you insufferable popcorn fart he says his ancestors were vikings to hide the fact this is family tree looks like a telephone pole you should change your pronouns to stupid freak kid on the right looks like a 40 year old in some comedy movie where they've used cgi to make him look like a kid whilst still looking like an adult funny though cause name one continent thriving more than europe europe is a degenerate hell hole full of homosexuals and foreigners america is just a third world country with a gucci belt he looks like he would stomp his feet when he's mad i don't care 2020 is over we don't need another disappointment exactly that's what your parents said after they made you well how are you gonna call others a disappointment when you have a neck beard you seem like the kind of person who would wipe their ass before taking ashes i feel fat dude if you get any more flat i will use you as shelf you know maybe there's a good reason donkey shouldn't talk shrek this guy looks like a discount version of ninja who has been addicted to methamphetamine since age 19. zak explaining how getting a 50 game with aziz is worth it oh no zak typing an essay i hope tonight when you get into bed you get comfy then realize that you have unbearably thirsty and have to take an urgent piss and once you decide to go get water and go to the toilet you hit your toes on the leg of your bed like the piano at the beginning of dancing queen by a bap i bet that karen is the lorax's wife i'm the berry karen i speak for the blueberries if you eat all my blueberries i will bogey and then grab my ass and float away i like soup do you soup is my life i do not live without soup this dude looks scary that hair though has he ran through a rainbow or has a massive lollipop melted and dyed it bright colors i have a good joke on this but will offend you i don't think i can get offended that easily can i crack it i don't use twitter after all you during your epileptic shocks is a type of person who'll hit his little brother and cries first through on your existence take a potted plant and apologize to it continuously for wasting its oxygen bro you're the kind of guy to use a white crayon on a coloring book ryan is the type of kid to remember every single move on a simon says toy he probably licks his finger before swiping on his phone i've been to lgbt rally straighter than this go cry a river you soft freaking reversive old specimen of a human you look like a bts lad from dominican republic what the frick recommendations for good headphones looking for good on ear headphones within the price range of 2000 to 3000 preferably wireless there is no need to buy headphones you can listen to the sounds of birds and nature to feel the bliss of life without wearing any artificial devices on your ear created by man there is no need to be online you can go frick yourself to the sounds of birds and nature to feel bliss of life without using any artificial device to shiz comment on others post when you're creating a custom character and go all the way to the right on jawline slider he's just prepping for his role as the crimson chin in the fairly oddparents movie rumors say he is preparing for a role in the next live-action spongebob squarepants film as handsome squidward zach got the look that the weeknd trolled us with this dude looks and acts like he was still born then a necromancer too brought him back to life this guy sounds like a very confused crew i'm honestly surprised there's enough garbage to pick up in all my trips to japan i don't think i've ever seen trash on the floor the public bathrooms are so clean i feel that i could eat off the floor we need to let these guys loose in some american cities how american cities you would regret coming to india then especially the metropolitan cities like delhi and mumbai it's not trash it is a landmark walk over the second trash heap then turn left till you pass by the burned car you can smell your destination from around there curtis be looking like he steals kids on the thumbnail if mental gymnastics were an olympic sport you'd have more gold medals than michael phelps he looks like a cat found a human face in the woods and dragged it home like the pizza rat he's the type of guy who will cut his pizza into six slices because he's not hungry enough to eat eight he's the type to wake up his parents just to say that he wants to go to the bathroom i have never seen a man in a house look so homeless before playing this game is like stabbing myself repeatedly in the testicles and hoping it stops being painful at some point it doesn't jake's face makes the picasso painting look symmetrical jake looks like those bullets in roblox short films at least the water bowl has moisture you genetically modified sand paper pastel layering with lauren hall worth looks like you skinned a sesame street character and made it a shirt i can understand she doesn't like white people but force feeding one to death just seems cruel might have been more interesting with a stronger actor blake is not a complex actor true watching her talking is like eating cereal with water instead of milk i wouldn't trust a dude that looked like that to build a straight wall the shortest way to a man's stomach is through the upper abdomen with a scalpel aim to the right you're right not is men are never right god damn did you have to murder us that hard that fart jar prank made me realize that i have value can't believe someone tested a biro on this photo of emily watson your d looks like a piece of bubble gum stuck in an afro say that again and i'll skin you alive like a freaking potato shower with him that way you'll know he actually took 1jkjkjkjkjk looks like someone's hairline is receding worse than greece's economy in 2009. joe rogan spent the past decade shooting himself to the gills with testosterone to the point he just looks like walking deep vein thrombosis and this [ __ ] talking about vaccines lmao joe rogan fans have got to be the most koolaid blooded motherfreakers on earth man why are you in my mentions crying at me too listen to his podcast lmao when you miss the 3000 bc update this guy looks like a less tense version of ben shapiro this guy would be the voice for a default human if one ever existed what's the attractiveness of giant lower lips i need to know motherfreaker didn't just eat a b he ate the entire nest plebeian ruby looks like a power ranger line on acid like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 21min 0sec (1260 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 30 2021