Funniest Roasts Found on Internet V10

the olsen twins look like one of them knows how you die and the other knows when you die cheap mode close your eyes and you can play any game in your mind even paper mario paper mario is trash close your eyes and imagine yourself being a more likable person and then open the man weep ian is dressed like he trafficks illegal iguanas on side to pay for his french rifle addiction he looks like a microwave james charles ten years ago today robert o'neill seal team 6 killed osama bin laden ripped to his eyebrows who didn't make it back from the mission forever in our hearts short guys swipe left a man under six feet is not a real man sorry not sorry smoker swipe left 420 friendly pass make under 100k dollars not interested her knees of love handles you look like one of those disney side character that tried to get the love of the female main character and get rejected while they make out with an animal i would much rather drag my bear clad on southern late july concrete than to watch this video again feel free to roast if you want to you look like a pepsi max she realized at the end she couldn't get up and throw hands cause she's basically a water bed my husband wasn't much good for anything except opening wine bottles my husband wasn't much good for anything except opening wine bottles when he left after 30 years i found a much more efficient affordable and attractive alternative this works lickety split and holder charge for a long time british cuisine is bad oh yeah think again jamie oliver is going to launch another campaign because of this picture he's the type of guy who feels surprised when he close his eyes and can't see anything you're the reason why the power rangers have to yell their colors level one crook level 35 boss jude looked like he could eat corn on the cob through a fence the interviewer is the kind of guy that gets a rush from going five miles per hour over the speed limit i can't with these prom picks she looked like sub-zero wife deep freezer 21 savage the type of guy to eat soup with a knife of course the one anime with a black person and it's six episodes japan is racist as frick just like how black history month is the shortest month anime is racist as freak he is that guy who has more brain in his stomach than in his head when accidentally swallowing a fly that is yeah sure you're shaped like a wisdom tooth to the complete fricktard that stole the pillow out of the dryer on april 1st 2021 really a freaking pillow get a grip you truly suck may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits goku is so over hyped man spends four whole episodes screaming if my granny removed her hearing she could beat the shiz out of him with her tennis ball cushioned cane you're really showing your ignorance now the first amendment means the government cannot control your speech it doesn't mean you're free from criticism in fact you seem to be questioning my freedom of speech i'm free to insult you in almost any manner and the government will do nothing about it however fb being a non-governmental entity would potentially shut me down if i were to accurately describe your intelligence level he has a lot of nerf calling other people pigs knowing that he looks like a love child between jabba the hutt and the librarian from monsters inc she looks like a cartoon she looks like the sore puppet he seems like the type of person that acts like they are drunk when they just drank water wow hundreds of fans have got onto the pitch at old trafford they are protesting against the ownership of the club what's the protest for have they discontinued the prawn sandwich meal deal hashtag old trafford protesting against you dressing as a snooker player at home you freaking crank why what if you take the mushrooms from the corpse and then have the ability to speak to their soul or something i've been doing some research and i found this book that said that it's been done before in christian practices which i found really interesting and i want to know more bro you sound like you're gonna be a witcher 3 side quest that guy's is built two-fold sweaters at old navy steven segal looks like a deep fake of himself on himself can jack dorsey shave off some of his beard and donate it to mark zuckerberg this man needs eyebrows stab because he looks like the texas bull worm from spongebob without him this guy looks like a photo realistic cgi version of himself florida man aged 37 arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play yat c for 36 hours straight this is the pokemon edge she renovals into focused on food this weekend what is this bio compost general is looking a bit [ __ ] wussy say that again and i'll show you that kneecaps are a privilege he looks like if someone put young adam sandler in the microwave too long it's hard to argue with someone who has the mental acuity of a paperweight he's the kind of guy to sit at a stop sign forever waiting for it to turn green he's the type of guy to run into a forest fire just because he's 70 water you know why we can't have nice things you could say the same thing with nature you're not nature you're just a sad collection of moist magma this comment section is like going to a comedy club but everyone is the exact same comedian yeah oh never mind i get it now lol took me a while damn brain huge windows 95 runs faster than you sometimes wow unless you're required to buy this for a class don't the physical book is of terrible quality my home printer and a two dollar binder would have done a much better job it's held together by glue that seems about as useful as children's glue sticks it looks like it was put together in microsoft word by a six-year-old as for the contents of the book it's just not particularly conducive to learning greek if you're forced to buy it for a class by a professor then so be it otherwise go waste your money on something else real housewives of death valley dude looks like a pea soup salesman the power of makeup roblox face decals i hope you put toothpicks in between your toenails and kick the wall hap your threats don't work on me mortal i'll boil your spinal fluid he looks like he make pizzas at a bowling alley joker buffalo bill and oronovirus wrapped up in one this is crazy bill gates and melinda gates are splitting up after 27 years but why though why now till death do us part apparently means nothing lol frick off keith go back two-year alcoholics anonymous for 45 year olds and complain about kids these days you decrepit bit my favorite part was when i clicked the comments and couldn't see here the video anymore he's the type of guy who eats his medicine two hours earlier to surprise the bacteria he's the type of guy to wake his friend up in the middle of the night to tell him he's going to sleep he's the type of guy to stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed to see what he looks like when he's sleeping he could play animal crossing without the villagers subtitles and still understand what they are saying the freaking kids at my school make me angry enough to want to throw a flashbang into an orphanage of epileptic kids i swear if one of them came to my house i'd tie their nerves into string and hang them from my ceiling fan with it smash brothers attractiveness to list this only applies to human characters but hey no wario in bottom tier is actually the worst take i've seen on twitter and i've seen people defending child labour on here a sin unforgivable my god zilla who the frick did you just compare me to mortal this is the corniest shiz i've seen all day man you ain't even corny you the whole cob finally found my furby that i lost seven years ago garlic bread supreme quickly please they ordered the wrong thing cause they are crayon eaters she photoshopped about 100 cheeseburgers off her face did i stutter i was gonna vote but nah it's at 69. if i hear this one more time i'm gonna turn you into a sausage looks like bling bling boy from johnny test he'll steal your hamburgers that's probably why i most feared at my school agent 47 failed his hitman career and turned to rap at everyone i need girls once your d is long enough to touch your ass then you will get girls and if it already is then go frick yourself stop pinging us i came just to see the comments memes they are funnier than his whole career i feel like one of the sign up requirements for tick-tock is an iq test if you score a single digit you're in buddy just go away you look like a lawyer that somebody hires when they can't afford a real lawyer it took two people to come up with this gem two people to think up and write a joke that's already been done a thousand freaking times it took two people to come up with you so two people is not a guarantee for quality he's the type of guy who gets surprised when he realizes he was born on his birthday he's the type of guy to look for his phone in the dark while using his phone flashlight dream theatre's mosh pit is a bunch of dudes helping each other with their math homework i think that to lay with a man i'd have to be really stoned lol and to lay with you any woman would have to be drugged bony eared ass fish the smallest brain to body ratio of any vertebrate details and comment looking less hot than usual cat you look like the nerd from every disney movie you aren't exactly hot i really hate dealing with a breakup over text you look like my right ball sack fam did your left nostril break up with your eyes or what nice mouth looking like an iphone though i'm a figment of your imagination i must have a shizzy imagination then then they shouldn't be complaining they have every right to complain your half-baked crouton disney is a greedy ass company and doesn't give a shiz about what the smaller studios and business they buy think it's all about money pixar shouldn't be complaining since they charge more on disney plus to actually get a ticket for the movie to see it in theaters more money for disney and more money for pixar marcelo permanently looks like he just ate food that's too spicy for him but doesn't want to show it who white males i saw your only fans not impressed you have an ass like chris farley google could have gotten your answer in less than a second okay pal that works for pronouns but this is a magic the gathering slang term so freak me sideways if i didn't immediately assume google knew what it was lay off the pluck dude dumb d eating [ __ ] dude i have swallowed more testosterone than you have on your entire body italian cops look like futuristic gay asses [Music] christ you're unattractive sick bolt on though good call with those yeah no there are two types of american white men the fat inflamed blistering red pork juice dripping kind of white men who think they are as charismatic as their more attractive counterparts yet always smell like ax and garlic have gout frequent their local 7-eleven then there are the unassumingly charming white men with human color skin visible necks healthy cholesterol levels and full heads of hair when i close my eyes and kiss them they smell like sugar cookie and their lips taste like marshmallows you look like your lips taste like envelope adhesive and bacon bits you would probably burp slimgen plus oppression into my mouth rest assured that you never have to worry about an unattractive me hassling you for any face time be gone this guy looks like if jimmy kimmel lost his job and started working in construction for ten dollar wage his new hairline is so curved it makes james charles look straight he's the type of guy who would sleep four hours onto beds at simultaneously and call it a healthy eight hour sleep i actually do have ortiz mandad adhd so this pisses me off i didn't even blink at this gunshot how fitting it is that the mouth and a hole are made of the same type of skin because this beach is talking complete shiz ah yes the one percent of bacteria that hand sanitizer doesn't kill imagine being that free poggis you people give me an arch on the roof of my mouth only the barrel of a shotgun can scratch he looks like if weird al started aging backwards the smiths this charming man official music video morrissey the type of guy to wake you up to tell you he's going to bed privacy issues we can help give affordable blinds and more a call for a free and home consultation dude i'm laughing so hard he look like the human equivalent to oatmeal you've already automatically lost the argument about whether gamer should be considered people for even thinking a trace of humanity exists in your kind you mister are as intelligent as there is heavy he's the kind of guy that gets disgusted when he finds out ketchup has tomatoes in it this man is the human equivalent of braille on a rock wall these people be skipping their second shot of chromosomes because the first one gave them mitosis i think he also gets triggered while watching his own videos he is the kind of guy that would stay awake up all night to try to catch some sleep he's the type of guy to go to someone's house to tell them he got of it fun fact king george's family tree looks like a ladder oh no i screamed i wouldn't have pulled out either you wouldn't have entered he's the type of person who put a ruler underneath his pillow to see how long he slept i've seen more emotion in a peanut butter sandwich he looks like something out of gacha the judge is just really pissed off at the fact that she failed to murder the little mermaid let me guess you are a five-year-old living in your mom's basement lol you don't even appreciate dream for his skills just blindly calling someone fake or bad without analyzing properly is what you are doing that does not make you smart and your haters have gone out of hand stands are worse but haters are literally blind they won't accept anything your comment proves it what's next you will call me a kid to prove your baseless point did your parents sneeze while naming you let's talk about babies while we fix your wardrobe i'm sorry what hinch tells me you want children as do i and you seem to share stevie wonder's eye for fashion so let's get you a massage makeover and new clothes wow i don't know why you think that would work thanks bud no thanks i agree don't kill innocent people but if someone starts shiz you put them down you look like the type of guy to let someone cut in front of you at chick-fil-a you ain't putting down shoes you bleep ninja turtle penguin batman ass beach the final video of he's dat pedo 445 head built like the number eight imagine thinking pretending to not notice someone's flaws is better than letting them know you love them in spite of them i swear you are the reason shampoo comes with instructions this boy probably tried to climb mountain dew dude that's the guy from jer band p he looks like that freaking need from phoenix that's the same guy before and after drugs you kinda look like a shrekzy hat in the cat as someone who was learning english i struggled to comprehend the word cringe luckily i have you to help me understand with the videos you post gracias your personality reminds me a fly drowning in diet rc cola reference guide aragorn aragon argon aerogarg oregon oregano frick off you oregano pieces noble gas unreactive dragon spider looking [ __ ] my man looks like he got a real job you are using the counter to touch the glass though the real black magic frick areas that you lasted this long in life you all are foul for these comments a boogie with the cookie bro don't got a left and right he got east and a west what is the best dlc to get preferably cheap legacy edition payday the heist soundtrack are infamy rewards randomized you're the type of person to say you must be fun at parties even though they've never been to a party nor have they gotten out of their gaming dungeon in the past 15 years with a d so small it's legally classified as an atom this dude looks like he watches five minute crafts on bing every day at four in the morning what in the pile of turd is that chicken nuggets it was supposed to be a rose but the tattoo artist has an iq of a base model 2004 prius [ __ ] so dumb his brain dissolved itself on his hair guy on the right looks like prime alone yet you seem to reply why the frick would you reply if you didn't care you fat sack of pickled eggs oh self burn those are air i bet you i can run faster than this fat frick and my legs got amputated this is the kind of guy who complains that he can't water his plants because it's raining outside and he doesn't want to get wet commercial in the middle of a song shame on you you money grubbing disco liver jude looks like gandhi mixed with post malone post mahatma mahatma alone jew just realized he was becoming a hershey kiss he became what he ate have some respect g eazy x carnage guala official music video featuring 30 rack carnage sounds like the type of guy to run out of breath from taking a breath i'd also be terrified if my mother freaking looked like that beach if my mom looked like a barbie i'd ask where her playhouse is only 19.99 for it too she looks like she was sold on wish but first stolen from a dollar store she looks like she escaped the toy factory but sat in the sun and melted a bit beach looks like her cheeks are 100 bone coming back from the freaking graveyard i see she looks like a bumpy mirror with a wig she kind of does i thought that his accent was heavier than both no offense but because of filter or the positioning you look like half deflated balloon you saw the photo and i will tell you how cute you are opi your love life must be the equivalent of plain untoasted white bread if you think this is cringe i bet your family is so disappointed who wants a child that uses rammus and varane at the back do you always take the easy way i bet you work at tesco you probably go to uni as well and should be studying and your dad asks how's it going and you say it's going fine but it's not is it just spending cash upon cash on fifa points you look like a very tired emo turtle love you have a dough you look like the guy from grubhub can you make a good insult i want a rare insult that i haven't heard before you look like a chinese rad that strawberry shortcake flavored that ain't no priest that be johnny sins with no sense she is a type of woman to study for a rother test she is a type of woman that would say a woman instead of our men she would probably be too offended to say woman because it has man in it she's the kind of woman that call herself woman she the type 2 supergirl king for not being named burger queen she would get offended by being called female because it has mail in it i love this comment she is a type of woman to ask for a refund because some m and m had aw in it like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks

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Length: 21min 8sec (1268 seconds)

Published: Fri May 07 2021