Funniest Roasts Found on Internet V7

waking up two texts like this from your mother you are living proof that souls undergo reincarnation no one can be this stupid in one lifetime zwicky was an atheist he is remembered as both a genius and a curmudgeon one of his favorite insults was to refer to people he did not approve of as spherical bastards because he explained they were bastards no matter which way one looked at them the wife looks like she would be a stripper in herville the green fish looks like the type of guy to say cha-cha-cha when he sings happy birthday you don't want to see it angry do i look half japanese be honest or i will get angry she looks all buffalo bill from silence of the lambs had he completed his skin suit twitter where 14 year old white girls cancel people because their parents gave them more starbucks than attention do not drink among us potion at 3am omg i turned into among us this man is the reason chainsaws have warnings to not stop it with your hands russia stephen siegel shows his aikido skills at saratosambo tournament the only dangerous thing about steven seagull is the cholesterol level in his blood i bet you like licking the flavoring off of ruffles chips and then stuffing them up your ass like a coin slot you nonce this guy legit looks like the japanese guy from american propaganda if tony stark had brain damage coddes outfit looks like the randomized outfit options on the sims eminem sucks lil pump is better lil pump is the musical equivalent of watching a goose die on an interstate after getting run over jake looks like danny gonzales rick astley and that one kid who you can't make eye contact with or he will tell you the entire lego bionicle law head built like a six pt cruiser there's this chubby kid who said he'll be participating in the football team next year but he said he'll need to redefine his muscles first and i thought he needs the whole ass webster dictionary if he wants to redefine that shiz but i don't want to be rude to him so i kept it to myself lmfao ernest kalimov freaking l looks like he has made in china engraved at the back of neck you ever thought about us getting back together you ever took a shiz and thought about putting it back in your ass he looks like when you press caps lock and hit shift for the first letter directly from my dad to my brother who is famous for not closing one particular door in the house behind him brother walks through and doesn't close the door dad that door ain't in a hole you know brother what dad it don't automatically shut as soon as a piece of shiss passes through what the frick is this why robin look like a boiler grubbed on a carpet instead of tweeting that all anime are bad go fix that ugly ass haircut you look like the cynthia doll from rugrats boring mundane an original dumpster diaper of a game if you enjoy beating frozen cheese cubes into your own nostrils then you may enjoy this game free to play play to hate this song makes me try to save a fish from drowning vin diesel his full name is vehicle identification number diesel shut up i bet you're dumb ashes oh please when you walk into a room you drop the average iq level faster than when your parents dropped you on your head as a kid i'm not sure if you're fat or muscly try being my size amy try being my size dude if you got to that point there was a moment you decided to become the new sofa your tweets hold as much weight as you do how about scoring playing defense no it's okay at least you have memes this dude looks like someone drew jesus from memory with a wax pen spilled my freaking orange juice i hate when i spill my chalky milk and it floods the city absolutely hate it at least you're making girls wet for once request ammo go go go go go jesus christ the only thing you guys can defend is your virginity yeast infection so strong stuck a hot dog in and it came out a corn dog your man has fifty dollars you have two hundred dollars you'll go out and the bill is 46.78 who pays the real question is why am i dating a dude with only 50 because the guys with money all go for hot ladies what should i watch boys your weight fight me bro i am so fat i would bounce you of my fat ass and you would be the first man on mars now square up this guy is the reason we need a lifeguard in the gene pool this post was made by an italian italians and french people are natural enemies freak you french people freak you back italian guy taste my baguette fight me discount latin derived language speaker come at me oh you snail eater this guy looks like a 1940s italian mob enforcer named vinnie the guy looks like an elongated 11 year old i hope your tombstone is written in comic sans this man sounds like the cigarette smokes him russell westbrook is no longer in okc but his drip lives on look like one of those fish bystanders in a spongebob episode post malone has released a cover of hootie and the blowfish is 1995 hit song only wanna be with you for pokemon's 25th anniversary at no point during the reading of this sentence did i have any idea what would happen next dude look like someone anthropomorphized what's left in the bottom of a dumpster after being emptied on january 2nd or if someone gave chlamydia legs and then handed it a soundcloud account pedro pascal always looks like he has been partying and slept on someone's sofa she tells her dad when it's bedtime mahaviralankon why making fun of this guy can get you life in prison his mom really named him after a harry potter spell i have a few different customers that keep calling me honey sweetie doling etc how do you guys nicely ask them to stop i have a freaking name if it bugs you that much don't work in the industry lol looks like if wolverine had a baby with the wendy's girl funny fella i really do envy those with such low standards for comedy that the simple recitation of someone else's words on the internet is looked at as crazy and revolutionary but i guess ignorance is bliss for those unworthy of any better i really do envy those with such a large stick up their ass that they stand 30 feet in the air the view must be nice from up there critical looks like someone who would sell you beef jerky outside of a walmart he looks like humpty dumpty in the jojo art style the anonymity of the internet is both a blessing and a curse cause whole leashes if any of you tried this bullsh's reverse logic on me in real life i'd frick your face up so badly they'd call you a human mosaic charlie is the type of guy that doesn't change his pe outfit after third period you could eat alphabet soups and she's out better stuff than the absolute pile of artanon since that daily mail pedals this game is like if roblox call of duty interned and csgo had a kid and it got brain damage i actually didn't know it was venti bruh leave me alone my two brain cells are getting paid minimum wage lmfao jesus freaking christ you probably had your wife make you dino chicken nuggets and sichuan sauce for your birthday he is not ugly he just kinda looks like the guy from ratatouille but he decided to open the restaurant in the sewers instead this man's hair gives me complete confidence in all the remaining seasons raj the type of guy who would rob a bank and then proceed to deposit that money in the same bank raj is a type of guy to play russian roulette with a glock raj is a type of guy who wears swimming trucks to a carpool raj is a type of person to climb a glass wall to see the other side raj is a type of person to return a doughnut because it has a hole in it my attempt at making the most boring ds3 character possible with every single slider set to the midpoint 128 i call him average joe he looks like he just ate ten edibles and met the devil this changed her whole face agree looks like she's driving at 200 miles per hour everywhere i go i see his face he looks like if you left keanu reeves in water for three days they look like a randomly generated guitar hero band i'm flattered really i am but i don't think i'd ever get any pleasure from that meal worm you call a peen a den you're a god and i wish i was an atheist um are you talking to me no i'm talking to the other miley cyrus cosplayer you look like what happens when a gap and a whole foods have shreks you look like the guys justin bieber pays to hang out with him so he looks cooler by comparison look i don't know nice sweater did your boyfriend buy it for you he did and i don't appreciate the subtext of that yeah that was uncool leave aging hipster harry potter alone to keep sneaking through our house looking for stuff to steal you nostalgic glue snorting piece of fermented apeches lmfao i sure hope you finally win that lawsuit against your hairdresser oh so i guess now i have to spread my legs why don't you have a vase isn't that how vegans have shreks man if i had a dollar for each pixel on this photo i'd still be broke you'd be in debt low brass rise up more like low brass shut the frick up you're so annoying bro i bet you play with wind kevin you have the situational awareness of a spoon i've seen funerals funnier than this how is ninja out here looking like the skeleton of a dehydrated bike seat goalie you don't post anything remotely funny you're about as useful as an a-hole on my elbow the owner looks like he plays with sock puppets when everyone else is asleep the owner looks like he pulls his pants all the way down when using the urinal the owner looks like he knows the whereabouts of several missing children the owner looks like he eats instant noodles without the sauce and he also overcooks it because he likes to swallow without chewing on looking like he's not allowed within 100 yards of a school the owner looks like the kid that sits at the corner of the classroom and stares at you the owner looks like he is saving money for a robot girlfriend the owner looks like he scratches his butt and then sniffs his fingers the owner looks like that one creepy pe teacher that makes everyone feel uncomfortable the owner looks like he uses conditioner before shampoo loll you care so much you had to edit your comment yeah i do take time to undo my mistakes when i make them unlike your parents lol how much time did it take you to make up that fire roast one second less than the time you take to help dora find what she's looking for i'm so confused how did you do that with a computer keyboard mouse and monitors you sit alone at lunch if i ever wanted to kill myself i would climb up two year ego and jump down to your iq person below hella gay and also about the amount of time it took me to need one ept pregnancy test results in as little as nine laps it's batman beyond it looks like an enderman had shreks with herobrine and then the resulting child decided to try its hand at crime fighting braden i will literally drink your kidneys this chashu so white it looked like it about to start a podcast that voiceover sounds like a free kindle book with two reviews so smug that man has a face only if it's good love listen here you ignorant sack of dog shoes it was 2 a.m in the morning when i wrote it freak out i hear you freaking banana she is the type of person that cancels her doctor's appointment because she's sick she is a type of person to trip on a wireless controller she is a type of person that gets her wireless headphones tangled this is the funniest [ __ ] ever maybe if you're prepubescent i hope you have an erection that lasts for like two hours and you're forced to go out in public with it making people more uncomfortable than you already do geez bro you might as well have wished him death ripped to my grandpa his surgery went wrong bruh he looks like that old worm from the spongebob chocolate episode she's like a real life big mouth character brother's height challenging song makes me wanna throw a flashbang grenade into a room full of epileptic children out driving name this is not safe please stop doing this if you don't want to accidentally accelerate into a mcdonald's killing everybody and breaking your legs so bad they get seized for macrame meat she out here looking like the baddie version of mother gothel from rapunzel if there was a funeral for this people i feel like the audience would clap instead of cry fake news just because you have the reading comprehension of a speck of sand doesn't make it fake news she looks like someone tried to anamorph into a toad but stop midway her nostrils are the size of the gaping vortex that is her soul did you know that at cornell university they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope now this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom the infinitesimally minor building blocks of our universe if i were using that microscope right now i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in this video ever wondered what thermodynamics questions look like in bangla think no more man took ink in his butthole and farted on this page dafrik is this fiji water tastes like absolute ass i hope your charging cable for your phone only works at a specific tilt you incredible in the seal who the frick invited snape this ain't no magic show bro be looking like charles ii of spain god freaking damn it i swear this is worse than being rick rolled i will hunt you down opie and carve your skull into a shoe that i will beat your mother to death with my forehead is brighter than your future my man over here looking like a four-year-old fingerprinting canvas levi ackermann character profile wikia fandom the small man may look defenseless but if you anger him you face the wrath of a thousand sons some fan girls want him to step on them but how can he when you have to kneel down to get to his eye level imagine being an unathletic slug whose only purpose in life is to grind computer parts because you are a lonely depressed orphan with no friends except me and calib i rate it f t shut up you got gifted hypixel vip lmfao who let him drop this boy sound like the weekday this the type of music you get with a free trial now this is a song that gets you a lot of street cred lil pump is a type of guy who brings 19 people in her 18 plus movie people really be boiling their ramen how to properly cook ramen he's the kind of person to break a glass window to look through it does your pee smell like puppy breath when you're doing keto or is that just me wash daily his voice is literally what new times roman at size 30 sounds like grimier yeah new maps are very much met prefer the older ones synthetal i kinda prefer the newer ones grimier new ones are like looking at a puddle of sick on the pavement of the town center after a bank holiday weekend pre-over of course synthetal well i'm used to using satellite view in google maps a nist and man can't evade charge from 1999 into ladaga malt o'meal malone roast the baby he looks like a black dwayne johnson no racism intended epic 100 full power roast his forehead lol i can never get over his massive forehead we do have a one-up on our ancestors and that's the fact that unlike them we are alive true and we have guns yeah what do those calcium lacking brittle bone beaches have on that this man looks like morgs and nicocado avocado had a polite child i would like to apologize for me and my fellow posse mates misconduct i know you are trying to live your possibly last days to the fullest playing red dead having fun me and my friends did not realize you're a make-a-wish kid until we laid witness to your make a wish could wi-fi i apologize and will never make such a horrible mistake sincerely p.s have a nice day i will rip your tongue out and wipe your ass with it you look like if tommy and ed was younger and went into drugs at the young age of six was this before or after the tax evasion and animal abuse looking like you cast spells for sale on craigslist she looks like she's trying to cosplay jeff the killer but she only manages to look like a cheap dollar store knockoff of jeff jeff the public nuisance man sounded like he was trying to communicate to his homeland while giving birth to a cactus homie here singing about murder and looking like a black inspector gadget room probably smells like a warm turtle tank caught on tape firefighter handcuffed by police highway confrontation caught on tape is pissed because his wife has one of those firefighter calendars on the fridge pokeman's opinion on uk music is like getting advice on your car from a zookeeper pointless dude looks like he'll steal your firstborn if you can't guess his name like the video and subscribe right now and watch my previous tank memes videos thanks [Music]

Channel: Clumsy

Views: 617,327

Rating: 4.9314842 out of 5

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Id: seqG5hmPfCU

Length: 18min 44sec (1124 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 13 2021