Funniest KNOCK OFF BRAND FOOD

hello friends it's me whoever starts this video walk with the roast of the day so I've been doing YouTube for like seven years and I don't get offended easily and then on Instagram I got this one DM and it was just like disrespectful good do really screenshot it and zoomed in to my feet I was like what pal your feet look like a basketball players hands no no it's completely unrelated to today's video off-brand food you know right next to the Pringles we gonna put some cracks now with flavor booster Oh or should I get the all new crunch will you mean all new crunch how you gonna have a new crunch with a potato chip is like I ate one okay oh the new crunch it's like this dude on the cracks is missing all the features that the Pringles man has one guy eyes one don't one got a moustache one don't one got a mouse one don't one got hair one don't one guy eyebrows the one don't it's like give this dude what Pringles man don't have oh but you forgot one thing the cloud we got Oreos we got cookies Oreos are cookies this alternate dimension Oreos are fried peas imagine wasting this glorious logo I just make the eii is different enough and it's just literally copypasta Oreos the perfect logo for our fried peas quality export indeed hahaha only real Kyle's will understand they got mutant energy drink just like monster but mutant I commend their effort they did a decent job I mean they got the M it basically just copy-paste of the logo you know if they got monster we got mutant which one is scarier let me have a sip of some nicer refreshing boba bola what did you say is it bola bola bola bola bola bola coca Ebola look in the background we got BEC fish who just straight-up snatched the logo like as long as we change the name man this company must be legit that they got actual trucks business must be booming that bull bolla really done hit that spot I'll let me some Bevis oh very bad kids it seems legit like it's the same company and everything just completely ripped this off I've got parents buy this for their bad kids Billy you see this bag this is where all the very bad kids go they get turned into sour candy and put in this bag to get eaten go be terrified oh this is for me liquor get out of here we got snippers likes in the Pro Bowl it was made for me you still got the milk chocolate peanuts caramel nougat why the milk chocolate like blended in like why you put emphasis on the peanut caramel nougat is the milk chocolate is not an important part does the company not value milk chocolate as much as the other ingredients I'm sorry snippers I can't support that you know in a land far away a long time ago there was a cookie called Hydra Hydrox and Oreo copied them and made Oreo and then borio copied Oreo and made Wario jumbo like Naruto Umberto another one after Wario came okey dokey sandwich kakakaka jazz get lost man vanilla cream ten times too stuck I don't even know what language this is but all I know is everything will be okey dokey oh don't arrest me because I made a fake Oreo so convincing to Borneo it's like they copied the fake borio we don't even know Oreo even exists but we're gonna copy the fake borio wish copied Oreo and make a Borneo I need my daily dose of caffeine Oh perfect Attar's energy drink just what I need it won't give me wings but maybe it'll give me my horoscope the way I'm not even a Taurus this is a fake bootleg Red Bull it's like it's trying so hard like look they even trade the trade market but that's not even a real trademark there's Pizza Hut and there's pizza roots an attempt wasn't even made oh they so stupid they're talking about a high ain't nobody know what a hat is that's not a hunt that's a root literally when you go to the restaurant that roof looks like that so why don't we just call a pizza roof makes much more sense says the bootleg Pecola hmm my favorite hey how come is my yellow AB some questions oh yeah sorry I'm allergic to fake disgusting get out of here goldfish cheddar cheese Guppies coming through oh and they're all-natural crispy crackers a little gross y'all shut up call them cheddar cheese fishies I don't want to eat some called egg up my cups Burger King here King burger like the same logo and everything just swap out the words chain burger something better than Burger King King can be really you know what we'll just call it a King burger no bow before those thick juicy buns mmm cheetah vs crunchy cheese curls but make it see-through in a shape of a mouth dang they want to charge $3 and 19 cents from boo like when the real Cheetos past 349 mom still going by the crunchy cheese to save 31 cents okay Pringles man ended up defeating crack man now the final boss we got party chips he got a nose mouth and eyes and hair a worthy adversary those chips look pretty dank though look at that Pringle it's got like a shine on it magical energy flowing throughout you got party chips then we got a food truck called hot dog Noel's no relation to McDonald's you see we don't have burgers we sell hot dogs I was like take McDonald's logo but make it we Mueller hot dogs notes I feel like I've got a nice ring to it it's different enough that actually works okay but the real question is does your ice cream break after 8:00 p.m. or not so I used to live close to McDonald's I used to do like nightly trips it was the only place that was open late and I would go there and I would always ask for ice cream and like nine times out of ten it would be broken and it's like I went there during the day I got my sundae that I went a few hours later when it got dark and I asked is your ice-cream machine broken and they're like yeah it's broken and then I'm like but I just ordered ice cream a few hours ago how is it broken they literally told me we made too many ice creams today and it broke like why don't they just tell people that it's cleaning like it has to clean that night that's the reason that there's no ice cream at night like ice cream machine broke I say is broke like it's cleaning itself right now I'm just mad soft so I've got to have a bedtime you know we have here making quality butter tastes like butter soft spread but it's not even butter key food quality 70 percent oil spread 70% vegetable oil vegetable oil butter is supposed to be made of milk straight from the cow's udder not oil it was made of oil it's fake butter it may taste like butter and made soft spread like butter but it ain't butter if you had real butter you know how delicious real butter is compared to this trash this is not butter is bonerific made with sweet cream buttermilk so is it butter if it's made with buttermilk why you say is my butter I know is bonerific but can it be butter and butter rific at the same time you just don't played yourself now I'm not sure if this is real or fake butter I think it tastes like butter I'm not sure but I'm like 57% sure I think it tastes like butter I'm not sure what the other 43% is maybe high blood pressure maybe diarrhea cuz I lactose and I taller ants unbelievable this is not butter why are you so upset you literally made this product and you're acting surprised or shocked or even disappointed in yourself that it's not butter charity knew that we're here at Sundance I would like to present to you this indie film that we've worked so hard on memories of butter and it's like I'm agitated because there's so many of these again not real butter you know we all grew up eating Lucky Charms but now bigger marshmallows and stars and nobody care about Lucky Charms this is what you guys are really here for the marshmallows and the stars frosted oat cereal with me magical marshmallows brothers like they didn't even try to like have different marshmallows you made like the same one Oh so instead of a leprechaun it's a magician which one would you rather source your marshmallows from I trust the magician more than I trust a leprechaun here we got some cocoa pebbles you know when I first moved to America we went to my cousin's house and they served us cocoa pebbles and I literally have never had cereal in my life wheeze the porridge for breakfast and I looked at my I'm like is this dog food like seriously I was she started laughing at me I'm like excuse me what are you serving anyways we got cocoa nuggets instead of Fred Flintstone we got a crazy green monkey why is he green he looks disease is this a vegan monkey or cook I'm like it's just vegan cocoa pebbles I think I'll go with the one that says it'll rock your whole mouth I ain't trying to eat what monkeys eat look at Fred Flintstone he's offering me a spoonful I think that's way more enticing then I dream monkey going ham it's not dripping down his nose trying to get some cocoa nuggets I bet they ain't even that size this is misleading it's a bad ad m-- I hate it this fried chicken place is called MFC much you know my flavor it chicken Oh licking flavor mmm that's how you know it's delicious that's not very appetizing they must be very confident in their fried chicken it's my favorite in America we got Lay's chips yeah we got legs legs oh who could want to open a bag of chips and be like where the legs at maybe if I'm lucky I'll find me some feet it's like the rest of the packaging looks fine but why'd you gotta call it legs that sound gross you know I didn't know ketchup was copyright so they had to make a sauce called tomato condiment cuz you know that's what it really is it's a tomato country or couldn't you call it ketchup the copyrighted by Heinz why don't you let people know what you really are I don't know if this is the off-brand product but cheeto came out with the avocado flavor what that's how healthy you can have Cheetos a healthy in the same sentence that's illegal I'm not oh good ancient age peanuts chocolate h's and they're very ovular shape tic tic is the sound it makes when you open the thing and shake it instead of Tic Tac Tic Tac stops drop to zero let's make a coffee shop okay but what should we call it I don't know someone like Starbucks they'd be doing good I got it stars and bucks cafe you know why have Starbucks when you can have stars and bucks and a cafe genius I wonder if people look at that like way the same my Starbucks no ma'am this has stars and bucks would you like a banty Bravo Chino oh these weren't the best when I was a child that like variety pack of mini cereal but then you gonna throw hands who their sibling when they eat your one favorite pakka see real but anyway we got bootleg versions of everything said I can't crunch we got crunchy King okay look a lot more appetizing than Captain Crunch definitely would eat his booty like his cereal why does Siri just activate listenin to me like 24/7 I didn't even say your name I said something about eating booty like cereal and she gonna turn herself on always listen to me so rude anyways we are Apple [ __ ] okay okay valiant effort was made sugar flakes instead of frosted flakes instead of a tiger we got a boy it's more relatable stead of Froot Loops fruit regs and cocoa balls and this dude just like pull them out from behind like mother look what I've done I shall feed it to the children oh we got a whole Halloween basket of fake candy and in emza brunch did a crutch bridge taller rome oh wow it's like Toblerone for people who can't make the B sound hollow wrong cloud nine but cloud felt like loud Oh low cloud nine can't wait to go home and drink some Mountain shouting yo now let me get my diet dr. Bob and mountain drive doctor thirty-eight it's like if you squint and look at them they could pass for a mile never know the difference but anyway that's all for today I hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure that that like button the comment below the last food you ate and was that a bootleg or nah turns out notifications today click if you guys the joint make sure you subscribe you on the Wolfpack I love you guys so much thanks watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

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Id: bj6yezAi_wk

Length: 12min 47sec (767 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 31 2019