The Parking Games: Catching Tire

Denis Gail I love you I miss you huh Katniss Gale no one told me we're having a group hug in the middle of this romantic forest hmm no what are you doing here have you heard the president of Provo parking enforcement is here President Snow yeah he's here yeah Gail he can't see me with you you have to go no but I won't see you for the rest of the movie I love you and break good game feel sorry for that guy how is the third wheel why if it isn't Katniss and Peeta Provo's favorite couple President Snow it's always a pleasure to see you you know what child I think it would be best if we didn't lie to each other oh good then I hate your face in your breath smells that really hurts look I'm still mad at the two of you for cheating last year and winning the parking games it wasn't fair oh and we threatened to drink that motor oil together mmm you know Peter your relationship is more awkward than any bishops talk on marriage I've heard in my entire life oh that's disgusting anyway everyone here BYU wants their cars back and frankly I don't want to give them their cars back so I need you two to go on a tour and distract everybody from what I'm doing because it's not go away um so you're gonna go out you're gonna go to campus Plaza you're gonna go to the rig you're gonna go to the village held umbilical Brussels plays on I like to go to the village and you're gonna go and convince everybody that Provo parking forcement is fair just and true yeah we won't I'm not doing it I'm not doing that no whew Zola could result in the death of someone you love dearly he screams like a girl why didn't you just take PETA hey it's okay Katniss our love is strong enough to withstand you hating me dude seriously super awkward anyway go and distract everybody I got to change a white lot into an a lot what wow Oh pure evil well we will today is the beginning of a very happy day victory Tours about the start yeah hey I'm Haymitch obviously as your peer mentor I literally live on campus so I'll be the perfect guide first stop is Glenwood oh when wood is bruised all districts how can I face her roommates after I watch her die hey maybe they'll forgotten that you literally had to throw her under a bus it's okay Katniss you don't have to say a thing I'll give the speech thanks Peter that's very sweet I was human the words he said you guys got to cut this dramatic stuff out this isn't Downton Abbey ladies and gentlemen of Glenwood the signatures of the 75 manual parking games ha ha oh yay ah hi thanks for your support during last year's parking games as you know the winners got to keep their cars and the losers died ah that I didn't get to keep their cars so if you need a ride just call me or Katniss no just me then the head to pitch in some gas money people like for reals uh okay cool Nita yeah that's good no wait I didn't know one of your tributes rash he was a minor character but I didn't know rue and she was my friend I see her in all the stoplights and all the unnecessary construction cones and she will always be a part of me oh no but we're gonna help you out of here what just happened oh no I didn't want anyone to die did they just shoot a Boy Scout right by those beautiful doors I mean that rose mahogany this is this is really bad if we can't convince them that parking enforcement is okay President Snow's gonna kill Gale Gale who's Gale let's all just forget about handsome Haymitch what do we do you got me sister haven't seen Provo this upset since Mitt Romney lost the election he did have a really great Netflix yeah all right we could get married yes now you're thinking what happened what I started a riot no someone else shot that boy scout I am so sick of your shenanigans I'm putting your bathroom both in the parking dance and hopefully you'll dine I want to know we have our keiki you serve them a bargain games Congrats on the engagement by the way thank you so much yeah in your face kale to Sam yo Katniss I'm sorry to hear that you have to go back into the games but I made you some new outfits we're talking jumpsuits is it just me or does inna look like a Latino Fresh Prince of bel-air hey guys we gotta go to the opening ceremonies I hear they do deep conditioning for everybody it's great if it isn't Katniss nice to meet you I'm Finnick Odair district King Henry okay that's disgusting disgusting want to see me work out with my shake weight okay no no no stop stop stop stop do you like it what a sugar cube herd horses love them no you would like to but hey sorry I'm late I found a horse choking on a sugar cube so how to give that thing a little mouth-to-mouth uh but you know my motto Peter loves animals and my motto is slice me off a piece of that pie right hi I'm Peter I kind of like these new tributes what do you think Katniss oh yeah gross coffee no come perhaps not at state away oh the man who's always hot and ready Little Caesar flicker Bay welcome to the 75th annual parking games I'm so excited so excited now let's meet our tributes we have Beattie the genius Wiress the crazy Oh mags the Yoda backpack and Finnick Odair from district king henry Finnick do you have any final words for the Capitol ladies I'm single but soon I'll be dead Oh deadly single things are heating up on the stage tonight that's enough that's enough okay now for Johanna Mason from district somewhere else Johanna do you have any final words for the kapu this is ridiculous why are we building more walkways on campus we need parking spaces or heaven forbid a parking structure with however much this next construction project is costing us thanks for the roundabout that's a one woman's opinion now for Peeta Mellark the Baker's boy ha ha ha he bakes and stuff yeah beat up we were all very disappointed to hear you wouldn't be marrying Katniss before the games do you have any final thoughts uh well uh actually we got married in secret this is new yeah and she's totes pregs so don't kill her and don't be surprised if she goes crazy on some mom hormones and just huh all y'all oh yeah Peeta Mellark the Baker's boy you're telling me that your wife has a bun in the oven oh but this is Provo who doesn't right yeah thank you Peter and now for my personal favorite Katniss Everdeen the girl on tires give her a hand Tanis this is a beautiful dress why don't you give us a twirl okay she's in a transformer assemble oh we're a sinner sinner this dress is beautiful take a bow also you're going into the games see you say whoa yeah man all right baby odds be ever in your favor ah what Peter Peter where are you yeah get to the tree line I'm so thirsty mmm hey look like fruity water with this guy's about water it helps you drink it to stick it it's good she likes it hey come on betta this is good stuff man just right in there it's bigger yeah get in there save your wife she sacrificed herself you threw her in I love my Chinese man she's not gonna make it go crazy monkey got crews head back to the beach we were deep in the jungle where we thought it was safe when the pendulum court cafe exploded how come no one's wearing the jumpsuits I met everyone hey guys the arena it seems like a clock Hotel the careers and moving students they spend their lives at this school they want free parking more than anyone I have a plan I'll throw this power cord at them and hold onto the pendulum ten thousand ohms out of the games what to know ah I think I killed a civilian remember who the real enemy is sweetheart is for you President Snow we all hid inside of that fridge otherwise we wouldn't have survived that she waking up hey guys hey are we in the third movie yet no not yet Oh where's Peeta Hey made some new friends we're going to a party yeah no Peter they're evil you know what

Channel: Divine Comedy

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Keywords: The Hunger Games (Book), The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (Award-Winning Work), The Hunger Games Trilogy (Literary Series), byu, divine comedy, Parody (TV Genre), Provo (City/Town/Village), The Hunger Games (Award-Winning Work), Parking (Industry)

Id: vtpf5bCXw5A

Length: 13min 29sec (809 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 02 2015