Lamanites

we've been at war so often with the Nephites I can feel victory this time zero Homme night yes Sara Homme what are you gonna do when we top of Zarahemla probably just relax and stuff eat mangoes ooh and raw meat but only cuz we're Lima nights what are you gonna do well I've always wanted to start my own barbecue you know is there a hum nice grill for your lemon kebabs and cumin burgers your coulomb kebabs are exceedingly desirable okay you're home too high but LA what's wrong to hear him say I'm I I just got back from battle schedule oh yeah yeah mm stripling warriors excuse me 2060 stripling warriors what are they crazy I know my cousin fought them once wounded every single one of them but literally none of them died those guys just don't die no you're telling me one time I saw one take an obsidian arrow to the forehead I'm gonna spiked club to the knee just walked away oh yeah I saw one get sliced across the stomach by sword and nothing happened oh okay well I saw one get stabbed with a spear slashed with a sword burn in the face mauled by a horse and you got a Dear John letter that same day just passed out after the battle from loss of blood oh my gosh leave it to our commander de marchis into certain death yeah I say we revolt let's poison our captain by degrees no no let's wait till nighttime then we could sneak around the camp and then we can see it was 10 stick a sphere it was hard guys don't get ridiculous just listen to yourselves there he is now hey there captain zero huh hey Sarah hum zero Hyundai Azera Hyundai what's going on captain zero honey hi hon wait we were just talking about the battle scheduled for tomorrow yeah I heard there were just a bunch of kids did I do something wrong what they're Ahom Knight means to say if bet they're well wait before you say another word I want to show you guys the new outfits for tomorrow really right seriously yeah some of us do not have the physique to pull that off what are we even supposed to do with these besides hold up your moroni arms with one with breast plate shields and all manner of weapons and armor yeah don't you know that wars with the sharp pointy metal things what did you wrong with you your brain I'm tight I swear if you say tight like I'll do a dish one more time but it's tight like I'm why do we say that don't even know I'm sorry guys I don't know what I did I'm really sorry maybe we can get some backup yeah I think the numbers the Lamanites are like lizard no but what you know the third come on the flood halo how about your brother captain zero homina having a high huh yeah no he's at the battle already with my cousin Ralph well there's got to be someone else no everybody's at the battle already a Malachi I said he was gonna drink Marone eyes blood straight crazy that's pretty extreme what and gross let's poison him my degree yeah far we get scalped him with a sword and then put let me tip the sword and hold it like a flag for everyone to see or we could chop off his head in the steel as close and then write a book guys no no calm down listen to yourselves you got to think about it the Nephites are out there in their beautiful cities yeah their daddy's daddy's daddy's daddy's daddy's daddy's daddy's daddy daddy's daddy's daddy's dad daddy's bad what they were really mean to our dad yeah you remember that well yeah yeah awesome to anger guy oh we're gonna go beat the unbeatable yeah word to the wise do not mess with a man she that's all I'm saying I'm saying I'm out

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 17,160

Rating: 4.9545455 out of 5

Keywords: byu, divine comedy, stephen meek, kenny baldwin, bryson frehner, adam berg, stacey harkey

Id: eY2Kq7g0lRE

Length: 4min 46sec (286 seconds)

Published: Sun Aug 31 2014