Lower your expectations/Lyrics/Bo Burnham

[Music] we all want love how many single ladies out there looking for love tonight [Music] yeah whoo that sadness out [Music] some more where that came from ladies i know what you want you want a guy that's sweet a guy that's tough a feminist who likes to pay for stuff the kind of guy that gets along with your friends without being attracted to any of them a good boy a bad boy a good bad boy a half good half bad half boy loves your brother sensitive but not weekend here's a great lover calls your mother on the weekend now you might think that this guy only exists in your mind guess what you're right if you want love lower your expectations a few because prince charming would never settle for you if you want love just pick a guy and love him and if he's got a thing for feet say [ __ ] it sweet me often now the good thing is that um [Music] at least men have very realistic expectations for women he said sarcastically setting up a second verse in a comedy's huh you want a girl that's nice a girl that's not obsessed with her looks but it is insanely hot the kind of girl that you can show to your folks loves the movies that you like and always laughs at your joke a real girl a hot girl a really hot girl a brand new really hot real doll wants to impress he doesn't care if you notice and only ever uses you to tickle her throat with now you might think that this girl only exists in your mind but she's real but last week she died if you want love lower your expectations a lot you might think your dick is a gift i promise it's not if you want love just pick a girl and love her then whip out your dick and let the girl you love to climb the offer i don't wanna need freak i don't wanna slob somebody with bed head in a dead-end job cause i won't settle for less than perfect we want perfect children a perfect life perfect husband or a perfect wife but deep down we know we don't deserve [Music] but we all deserve love even on the days when we aren't our best because we all suck but love can make us suck [Music] and i would know i just turned 25

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Length: 3min 19sec (199 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 05 2021