HAND ME THAT OTHER
BOX OF PHOTOS. THAT'S THE VERY LAST ONE. OKAY. (screams) OOPS... SORRY. WELL, GOOD THING
YOU NUMBERED ALL OF THEM, HUH? I HADN'T.
PHOTO 152 WAS A PROTOTYPE. OH, HONEY, HONEY, HONEY,
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. HONEY, HOW ABOUT
I FIX YOU A DRINK, HUH? MAYBE A MARGARITA? ROSS HAS
THE BLENDER. OH, EVERYTHING'S
JUST FALLING APART. NO, HONEY, IT'S OKAY. LISTEN, I'LL GO TO ROSS'S,
GET THE BLENDER. YOU GET
ALL THE MARGARITA STUFF READY. HIS KEYS ARE IN THE DRAWER. YOU KNOW WHAT?
ALSO, I NEED SOME CASH. YOU WANT ME TO STOP
AT THE ATM? NO. WHILE YOU'RE AT ROSS'S,
IF YOU SEE ANY LYING AROUND. WHAT? WHAT? I-I-I DON'T,
I DON'T DO THAT. Monica:
Rach, it's me. Pick up. HEY, WHAT'S UP? I need a few more things
to make the margaritas. UM, I NEED SOME, UH, SOME SALT,
SOME MARGARITA MIX, AND TEQUILA. SO ALL WE HAD WAS ICE? SEE IF HE HAS ICE. OKAY. ( phone ringing) ( beeping) Hello, Ross? It's Emily here. I know this is out of the blue,
but, um I'm getting married tomorrow. Well... maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering
if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? No, of course you're not. But if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye. OH! OH! But if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye. <i>NO!</i> I KNOW. WELL, THANK GOD
YOU WERE HERE. I MEAN, WE HAVE
TO ERASE THAT. WHAT? WE CAN'T DO THAT. WE HAVE TO. WHAT IF ROSS HEARS THAT,
AND THEN CALLS HER BACK AND THEN THEY GET
BACK TOGETHER? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT-- ROSS BACK WITH
THAT CONTROLLING NEUROTIC, CRAZY EMILY? EMILY THAT WOULDN'T
LET HIM SEE YOU? NO! OH, NO. NO. GOD, NO. HE SHOULD NOT GET BACK TOGETHER
WITH HER. I MEAN, I KNOW THAT,
YOU KNOW THAT EVEN ROSS KNOWS THAT. BUT THAT STILL DOESN'T GIVE US
THE RIGHT TO ERASE HIS MESSAGE. LOOK, I'M HIS SISTER,
OKAY? AND I LOVE HIM. I DON'T WANT TO
SEE HIM GET HURT. COME ON, DOESN'T THAT GIVE ME
THE RIGHT TO CONTROL HIM...? HELP HIM? I DON'T THINK
HE'S THE ONE WHO NEEDS HELP. LOOK. SHE'S OBVIOUSLY
UNSTABLE, OKAY? SHE'S THINKING ABOUT
RUNNING OUT ON
HER WEDDING DAY. OKAY, FINE BUT LOOK AT THE POSITION
SHE'S PUTTING HIM IN. WHAT'S HE'S GOING TO DO? ROSS IS GOING TO RUN OVER
THERE ON THE WEDDING DAY AND BREAK UP THE MARRIAGE? I MEAN, WHO WOULD DO THAT? OKAY, FINE. ALL RIGHT? BUT, THAT'S, YOU KNOW,
THAT WAS DIFFERENT. ALTHOUGH IT DID INVOLVE
A LOT OF THE SAME PEOPLE. OH...! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY SOME TWISTED JOKE SHE'S
TRYING TO PLAY ON HIM. OKAY, YOU ARE CRAZY. I'M SORRY,
BUT SHE SOUNDED GENUINELY UPSET. I MEAN, LISTEN. Male voice:
Your messages have been erased. <i>NO!</i> I GUESS WE SHOULD GO. NO. WAIT, WAIT. OH, YEAH, RIGHT. NO. MONICA... MONICA, WE HAVE TO FIX THIS. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. YOU'VE ERASED THE MESSAGE. YEAH, WELL, UNLESS WE TELL HIM. LOOK, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
TOTALLY RATIONAL ABOUT THIS I CAN'T ARGUE WITH YOU. ALL RIGHT? FINE. IF YOU WANT TO TELL HIM,
TELL HIM. I JUST,
I DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF IT. ( phone ringing) OH! MAYBE THAT'S EMILY
CALLING BACK TO LEAVE THE EXACT SAME MESSAGE. Ross:
Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you
to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive so live every day
to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Oh, and also, get stamps. Bye. WOW.
PLAY THAT MESSAGE FOR EMILY AND THIS WHOLE PROBLEM
GOES AWAY. OH, RIGHT.
