HEY. HEY. RACHE, UH, YOU STILL
LOOKING FOR A PLACE? YEAH, WHY? OKAY, THERE'S THIS GUY, WARREN,
FROM THE MUSEUM AND HE'S GOING ON A DIG
FOR LIKE TWO YEARS AND HE'S GOT
THIS GREAT PLACE HE NEEDS TO SUBLET,
SO, UH... YOU INTERESTED? THAT SOUNDS GREAT. I'D LOVE TO LIVE AT WARREN'S. I LOVE WARREN. THANK YOU. DON'T THANK ME. YOU WANT TO THANK SOMEONE,
THANK THE VOLCANO THAT ERUPTED THOUSANDS
OF YEARS AGO KILLING,
BUT PERFECTLY PRESERVING AN ENTIRE
CIVILIZATION. HERE'S WARREN'S NUMBER. OH, THIS IS GREAT. I AM GOING TO CALL HIM
RIGHT NOW! THANK YOU. OKAY. YOU GO CALL HIM. I SAW IT. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. UM, I'M TALKING ABOUT THAT WHICH YOU ALREADY KNOW
BUT WON'T ADMIT. YOU KNOW,
THAT YOU LOVE HER AGAIN. YOU RE-LOVE HER. LOOK, I DO NOT RE-LOVE HER. I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WON'T JUST ADMIT IT. OKAY, JUST PROMISE ME THAT
YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID. LOOK, WE'RE JUST
FRIENDS NOW, OKAY? WHY WOULD I DO ANYTHING STUPID? ( growling) WELL, THE APARTMENT
IS ALREADY SUBLETTED. THIS IS JUST HOPELESS. I'M NEVER GOING
TO FIND ANYTHING. YOU CAN LIVE WITH ME. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? I WOULD LOVE TO LIVE
WITH YOU, ROSS. TH-THAT'S GREAT. THANK YOU. I-I'M JUST GLAD I COULD,
YOU KNOW, HELP YOU OUT. WOW, I'M,
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. THIS IS SO, SO NOT STUPID. ROSS, ROSS, YOU HAVE
NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME I MEAN, I MEAN
I WAS GOING TO BE HOMELESS. YOU'VE JUST SAVED ME. YOU'RE MY HERO. HERO. I, I DON'T KNOW. WELL, ALL RIGHT. OH, I HAVE TO GO
TELL MONICA WHAT A WONDERFUL
BROTHER SHE HAS. OH, PLEASE... YOU'RE GOING TO SAY THINGS
NOW, AREN'T YOU? NO. NO, I WON'T BUT I SHOULD TELL YOU THIS: THIS EXACT SAME THING
HAPPENED TO MY ROOMMATE DENISE. SHE MOVED IN WITH A GUY
WHO WAS SECRETLY MARRIED TO HER AND HE SAID HE DIDN'T LOVE HER
BUT HE REALLY DID AND IT JUST BLEW UP AND THAT'S HOW SHE ENDED UP
LIVING WITH ME. OKAY, THAT'S A LIE. OH, I WAS JUST CLEARING
SOME SPACE FOR YOUR STUFF. OH, THANKS. BUT, LISTEN,
I WAS JUST AT MONICA'S AND SHE AND CHANDLER
HAD A BIG FIGHT AND THEY'RE NOT MOVING IN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
THEY'RE NOT MOVING IN? THEY'RE-THEY'RE
STILL MOVING IN, RIGHT? NO, NO. THEY JUST HAD
A BIG BLOWOUT OVER WHAT TO DO WITH MY ROOM. WHAT? OVER A STUPID ROOM? I KNOW.
I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR THEM BUT I'M ALSO REALLY PSYCHED 'CAUSE NOW I DON'T HAVE
TO MOVE IN HERE. OH. NO-NO, YEAH. NO, THAT PART'S GREAT. WELL, YOU'RE NEVER
GOING TO BELIEVE IT. UM, MONICA AND CHANDLER
ARE MOVING IN AGAIN. IT'S GREAT NEWS, RIGHT? I MEAN, FOR THEM, RIGHT? OH, WOW. YEAH, BUT ON THE
BRIGHT SIDE, WE GET
TO BE ROOMMATES AGAIN. YE... YEAH. YOU KNOW, ABOUT THAT, UM... ROSS, I... I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOUR OFFER TO LET ME MOVE IN
AND EVERYTHING, BUT... DON'T YOU THINK
IT'S GOING TO BE WEIRD? WH-WHY? WHY-WHY WOULD IT--
WHY WOULD IT BE WEIRD? WELL, YOU KNOW,
BECAUSE OF US-- BECAUSE OF OUR HISTORY. ( high-pitched voice ):
NO! NO? NO! NO! IT WOULD ONLY BE WEIRD IF WE WERE STILL
IN THAT PLACE. I MEAN, ARE YOU
STILL IN THAT PLACE? NO, NOT AT ALL. GOOD. ME NEITHER. SO IT'S NOT A PROBLEM. AND WE'RE JUST
TWO FRIENDS WHO HAPPEN TO
BE ROOMMATES. OKAY, BUT, ROSS EVENTUALLY YOU AND I
ARE GOING TO BE DATING. REALLY. WE ARE. WELL, YEAH. I'M GOING
TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. OHH. THAT'D BE GREAT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU THINK
IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY WE'LL JUST WORK OUT
A SYSTEM. YOU KNOW, IT'LL BE
LIKE IN COLLEGE. I'LL HANG A HANGER ON THE DOOR
AND PUT A SIGN: "COME BACK LATER. I'M GETTING LUCKY." ( cackling) YEAH, I DIDN'T
THINK OF THAT.
