PHOEBE? OH, PHOEBE I'M SO SORRY.
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE LONG? IT'S OKAY. WHAT THE HELL
TOOK YOU SO LONG? OKAY, YOU CANNOT
TELL CHANDLER, OKAY? BUT I RAN INTO RICHARD. WHICH RICHARD? THE RICHARD. RICHARD SIMMONS?
OH, MY GOD. NO. MY EX-BOYFRIEND, RICHARD. YOU KNOW, THE TALL GUY,
MUSTACHE? OH, OKAY. THAT ACTUALLY
MAKES MORE SENSE. SO HOW WAS IT? IT WAS REALLY NICE. WE STARTED TALKING AND I-I ENDED UP
HAVING LUNCH WITH HIM. THAT IS SO WEIRD.
I HAD A DREAM YOU HAD LUNCH
WITH RICHARD. REALLY? BUT AGAIN,
RICHARD SIMMONS. SO, GO ON. THE STRANGE PART WAS,
HE WAS REALLY NICE AND HE LOOKS GREAT BUT I DIDN'T FEEL
ANYTHING AT ALL. OOH. SO NOW, WHY CAN'T
WE TELL CHANDLER? BECAUSE IT WOULD
TOTALLY FREAK HIM OUT. TOMORROW'S OUR ANNIVERSARY. I JUST DON'T WANT
ANYTHING TO SPOIL THAT. OH. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS
HAVE LASTED A WHOLE YEAR.
I KNOW. WOW, I OWE RACHEL
20 BUCKS. WHAT? ON A TOTALLY DIFFERENT BET. HEY. IT'S ALMOST OUR ANNIVERSARY. I KNOW. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY I WAS JUST YOUR
ANNOYING FRIEND, CHANDLER. AW... NOW YOU'RE JUST
MY ANNOYING FRIEND, CHANDLER. HUH. I GOT YOU A PRESENT. OH, BUT IT'S
NOT TILL TOMORROW. I KNOW, BUT YOU HAVE
TO OPEN IT TODAY. OKAY. ( both tittering) ( tittering) OKAY! THERE YOU GO! IT'S TWO TICKETS TO VEGAS! WOW! YEAH, FOR
THIS WEEKEND! OH, GOSH, IT'LL
BE PERFECT. YOU GET TO SEE JOEY. PLUS, WE GET TO START
OUR ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION ON THE PLANE. WE CAN CALL IT
OUR "PLANE-IVERSARY." DO WE HAVE TO? NO. OKAY, BUT THIS IS GREAT BUT JOEY SAID HE DIDN'T WANT
ANY OF US OUT THERE. OH, HE JUST DOESN'T WANT US
TO GO THROUGH ANY TROUBLE. THINK HOW EXCITED
HE'S GOING TO BE WHEN WE GO
AND SURPRISE HIM. PLUS, WE GET TO HAVE
OUR OWN "ANNI-VEGAS-RY." "ANNEVADA-VERSARY"! YEAH, I THINK
WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE. BUT WE CAN GO, RIGHT?
YES. OKAY.
IT'S A GREAT IDEA. OKAY, I'M GOING
TO GO, TOO. YOU KNOW, PHEEBS, IT'S
KIND OF OUR ANNIVERSARY. PLEASE. YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO DITCH ME AGAIN LIKE YOU DID WITH LONDON. DITCH YOU? PHOEBE,
YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH... UH-HUH, GREAT STORY. I'M GOING. OKAY, LAS VEGAS-- ONE;
LONDON-- ZERO. ALL RIGHT,
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OOH. HAPPY "PLANE-IVERSARY." AW... I LOVE YOU. CAN I GIVE YOU
YOUR PRESENT NOW? OKAY. OKAY. OH, MAN. DON'T
TELL ME I DID THIS. I LOVE THE "I FORGOT
THE PRESENT" FAKE OUT! HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
THE "I REALLY DID
FORGET THE PRESENT. PLEASE FORGIVE ME"
NOT FAKE OUT? HONEY, THAT'S OKAY.
DON'T WORRY. GIVE IT TO ME
WHEN WE GET BACK. NO, THIS IS
THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN ON
AN ANNIVERSARY EVER. OH, GOOD, ALL RIGHT. YOU DECIDED TO TELL HIM
ABOUT THE RICHARD THING. WHAT... WHAT
"RICHARD THING"? OH, NO. WHAT "RICHARD THING"? SIMMONS. GO WITH SIMMONS. OKAY. I, UM... I RAN
INTO RICHARD YESTERDAY AND HE ASKED ME IF I WANTED
TO GO FOR A BITE AND I DID. AND THE ONLY REASON
WHY I DIDN'T TELL YOU IS BECAUSE I-I KNEW
YOU'D GET MAD AND I DIDN'T WANT
TO SPOIL OUR ANNIVERSARY. I'M NOT MAD. REALLY? OH, YEAH. YEAH, SO YOU
BUMPED INTO RICHARD. YOU GRABBED A BITE. NO BIG DEAL. GREAT. OKAY, LONDON-- ONE. HOW CAN YOU NOT
TRUST ME? WHEN YOU GO LUNCHING
WITH HUNKY MUSTACHE MEN AND DON'T TELL ME ABOUT IT. ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY, I SHOULD
HAVE TOLD YOU. THANKS. AW, THERE WE GO. I LOVE VEGAS. I PROMISE YOU,
NEXT TIME I ABSOLUTELY
WILL TELL YOU. NEXT TIME? OOH, SO CLOSE. THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE
A NEXT TIME.
