Fran & Max - The Love Story | The Nanny

hi maxwell sheffield this is my son the late brighton sheffield wait i know you esquire magazine new york's 10 most eligible widowers my condolences by the way you read esqua when they list the 10 most eligible widowers i do hey daddy well it looks like a hit to us oh thank you miss fine any time mr sheffield romeo duff thy name and take all of me take thee at thy word call me but love and i'll be new baptized you know if i were directing this i'd go in a whole different direction good night good night potting is such sweet sorrow sleep dwell in thine eyes peace in thy breast oh would i were sleep and peace so sweet to rest [Music] you know because this lovey-dovey stuff has just been done to death you know much better yeah i think i'm starting to get the hang of it now [Applause] of course i'm gonna need a lot of coaching well as far as you're winning this contest is concerned we'll sort this nonsense out in no time nonsense well miss fine you don't seriously think you actually won do you they were looking for a beautiful teenager and lovely as you are you're not exactly a teenager eh well i remember my graduation a lot better than some people that i won't spell it out for y-o-u please it's fine you don't seriously expect me to believe you beat out hundreds of young girls just because of your kissing prowess no i beat them because i happen to be a fabulous kisser don't you think you've gone just a little overboard on the hyperbole i'm wearing obsession miss fine this is insanity there's absolutely no way you could have won that contest legitimately oh no no oh yeah yeah well you asked for it pasta [Applause] gee i don't know what they'd put in a pink squirrel but i don't know how squirrels hold on to their nuts okay doing good doing good doing good doing better without your events oh i knew i had a door doing good again she works hard for the money so [Music] [Music] she works hard [Music] she works hard [Music] [Applause] oh my god i better color my hair all right i better get rid of some of those pants suit damn manny hole i'll take my makeup off in the morning [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] what am i doing here what is she doing here oh it's fine oh i'm having that dream again [Applause] what are you doing in your room happy birthday to you happy birthday to you all kindly get out of my room oh i want it [Laughter] give it to me is it coming maybe it's fine wake up wake up it's fine it's morning we did it we did i didn't even feel anything oh but you were great mr oh no no it's fine i i mean you made it through the night without buying anything oh i did and you know they say that the first 24 hours are the hottest so now the worst is behind me all i have to do is avoid temptation hi friend i'm here to set up for the tupperware party mr sheffield help me help me oh friend i'm so sorry maxwell let me make myself quite clear i know that there's something going on between you and this nanny person and i will not allow it but that there is nothing going on between wait a minute what do you mean you won't allow it you are a sheffield dare this woman's not of our class oh that is preposterous knock knock oh you gotta see this hello dolly spell down in spaghettios i swear it poured right out of the can i mean is that freaky or what maxwell if you pursue this that that i will have no choice but to disinherit you well i don't need your money mother or your approval and i'll do whatever the bloody hell i like oh don't talk to your mother like that miss fine will you marry me what are you out of building oh let us get a word in edgewise lady maxwell stop making a spectacle of yourself oh oh did you think that was a spectacle oh no mother this is miss mine mr sheffield what are you doing here niles told me about the sign what's up it was a lovely thought miss fine care to join me for a picnic here and now on this billboard well we certainly certainly got the view yeah oh good lord don't look listen oh embarrassed oh you know miss fine you were right it appears i had forgotten the real meaning of valentine's day but seeing it all from up here reminds me again of what it's all about over here mr champion oh right well i i meant the billboard you know miss fine it's it's been a long time since anyone's made me feel well quite like this oh happy valentine's day mr sheffield happy valentine's day it's fine yo [Laughter] [Applause] hi happy [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] oh sweetie i don't remember much about our married life but i figure there's got to be a reason why this tub is big enough for two oh gee i wish that would clear up uh yes of course our um our married life um i know i'm not supposed to jar your memory or anything but uh but what happy 10th anniversary darling no no no no no no i can't do this look up i'm not your husband oh my god we're not married truth is i hired you i'm a hawker well that explains my shoes no no you you're my nanny you take care of my children but i've got style i've got flair how could i become the nanny oh everything's upside down wait a minute you're still on remington steel aren't ya i am not pierce brosnan i am maxwell sheffield and you are my nanny fran fine now would you please get out of my bath oh nice try mister you get out first but don't splash me don't stop it don't break my heart and go tell me you're with something oh no no no i am free as the bird come completely on its heads ah there you are listen we remember to set the alarm before we left the house there were 2 000 people on board what do i got a low jack stuffed on my bra the white chasers are for loading and unloading potential husbands only find me i just came up for some fresh air yeah i think i'll do a couple hundred laps i think you got your trunks on the whole backwoods is hanging out wow um right uh don't mind me oh what the hell was that oh just a little bump in the road wouldn't we hit a deer we're in the air oh you have to picture yourself going along a little country lane with you dips and potholes oh what the bloody hell was that okay calm down massa to always look at the stewardesses that they'll let you know when there's something to worry about oh my god am i gonna save your seats faster oh my god oh god i never thought it was going to end like this i did i'm finally flying first glance with a handsome millionaire of course the plane would go down what else all right everybody now just stay calm everything is fine would you put your damn trail away you want to get us all killed [Music] oh mr jeff fail i just want you to know that these last three years have been just the best years of my life oh god my children oh they adored you miss fine you know now would be a good time to call me fran [Applause] i love you that's fine but before we go in i think i should try to explain to you exactly what happened out there oh it's okay it was all that wine and the scar go these weren't good shoes anyway oh no no no no um no uh you you know how it is when you're when you're facing death how you sometimes say things without thinking no ah it's fine i thought we were spending our last moments on earth together up there and so that's why i um you know said the thing the thing yeah you know that that i felt that way at that time in that place oh my god you're taking back the thing please miss fine i mean in the heat of the moment sometimes people just blurt things out you blurted prematurely are you are you very upset no no i'll be fine it's perfectly understandable please don't touch me oh excuse me miss fine uh have you talked to margaret about that little tattoo business yet yeah i talked to her it's all under control don't worry about it it's taken care of where the hell is it my god bloody wardo's easier to spot is there anything else i can do for you no no no no absolutely nothing no i'll just uh i'll just be getting off ah along oh wow the guy is obviously so turned on by you what's taking him so long to make a move oh you know he's afraid that the kids will suffer if it doesn't work out he is just so afraid of change why do you think i stay twenty-nine [Music] ah yes uh let me uh why didn't i introduce you know i have three kids upstairs that you are responsible for there better be a good explanation for this is this a woman you're involved with oh of course not this is my nanny she seemed very strict now look here honey hey we don't need some cheap woozy and tight clothes turning his head around that's what i'm here for now it's not what it looks like um we were both at a banker's party she was a guest of the host i had just a little teeny martini and i wait a minute why am i explaining this to you you're not my wife oh oh i can't even process that it was so me that's it i'm going home to my mother wait a minute i didn't do anything wrong she's coming here oh mr sheffield mr sheffield let it go that's fine i i can't i'm sorry i just i just can't mr sheffield is there something that you haven't told me something that might have happened in the no of falklands not i'm talking about this i'm talking about what we're about to do it just all seems wrong well you know now i don't know if i'm coming or going i mean you keep giving me mixed messages you act like you want me of course i want you you're a very sexy beautiful woman you know now would be a good time to end this argument that's fine don't you see don't you see what we were about to do it was a very serious step to take oh you're not just a one-night stand me oh yeah no of course not what's mr sheffield you know i always thought that we were going to end up together but if it ain't gonna happen now it ain't gonna happen no i didn't say it'll never happen well i think that my chances are only going to decrease as i slowly morph into yetta boy yes it's enough already i can't take it anymore it's too difficult i'm out of here right now miss fine i am not giving into my urges the stakes are far too high i'm a bloody gentleman after all so maxwell you didn't come alone tonight did you uh no elton actually i'm uh taking the opportunity to use this evening as a sort of um first date well that's very flattering but you uh you know i'm involved no no no no no no no uh no she's she's in the in the ladies room and uh quite a knockout [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] hello here she is now [Laughter] oh elton john i am such a big fan of yours hi i'm fran fine and that movie oh tantrums and tiaras it's sure to be a classic tom fran yeah you look awfully familiar have we ever met uh no no no that's impossible and those glasses they are fantastic i'm trying to oh no no no no no may i see you for a moment oh yeah just a sec honey tell me elton whatever happened to that kiki do [Laughter] now i know why she's so familiar i have that jacket mrs i'm [Music] wait right there don't you move don't move a thing okay oh how long have we dreamt of this moment what's the matter oh [Laughter] no i know that i'm not crazy that king was coming on to me of course he was miss fine of course he was anyone could see he was smitten with you wasn't he of course he was he's a man and unfortunately some men are just not very good at expressing their feelings and i could see right through that sultan oh yes you'd start as his nanny all right you start working for him for a few years and uh eventually be on a first-name basis and then one day he'd come to realize you were more important to him than his work and then ha then he'd tell you he loves you and uh when does that happen right now i love you what fran i love you [Music] [Applause] mr sheffield mr sheffield oh my god oh mr shackles you heard what happened oh i got mugged i was on my way home to you and oh i'm sorry i'm so late oh that's okay as long as you're all right who cares i should have fought back harder no no no they say you never fight back you just give them what they want you don't argue you don't get aggressive they got the ring i'll kill them i mean i mean word ring i wanted tonight to be the most romantic night of your life i wanted wait a minute wait wait yeah fine yes will you marry me oh max you know it's all so sudden wow will you what do you think francine do you i do oh i'm sorry i'm sorry go ahead go ahead do you promise to love and cherish maxwell in sickness and in health as long as you both shall live i do if anyone here can give good cause as to why these two should not be married let them speak now or forever hold their peace well i'll take it easy it's just a cell phone oh oh god hello oh yes how come you never dropped off my prescription oh oh really oh thank you thank you so much yes goodbye oh my god i'm pregnant [Applause] [Music] don't tell me what to do push bran okay dr reynolds that's it that's it that's it honey a little more a little more just a little more that's it again again again again okay sorry it's coming hey oh he's got he's perfect he's got like ten little fingers and ten little toes and the one little well don't you worry son from an acorn grows a mighty oak now i just need one more push to get the next one out and we'll be all done one two three three did she say three oh is that anything about three push pulls she said oh my god she's got my mother's hips [Music] she sounds like me too yes you can okay you two say hello to mommy and daddy [Music] oh my darling you have any idea how much i love you mom i love you sweetie what do you think if we name the boys jonah sam you will have to migrate great-grandfather and we named the girl eve kathleen after your great-grandmother i think that's a lovely idea can i see my grandchildren of course come on in oh my god how precious i could eat him get him away from my mother you

Channel: The Nanny

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Id: 0v3CqiWOASA

Length: 29min 1sec (1741 seconds)

Published: Mon Feb 14 2022