FULL EPISODE | The Nanny | Season 1 Episode 1 | The Nanny

[Music] oh honey are you gorgeous you look just like a virgin here i brought you some crackers for your morning sickness so when are you and danny gonna set a date already oh you know me always a bridal consultant never a bride right danny what can i say well how about here's a ring pick a pattern i'm serious we've been pre-engaged for three years already i'm sorry i should have said this sooner i wanted to do it someplace nice oh wow all right here goes i've been thinking we should start seeing other people what since when you've been thinking that since i saw i had a bible i can't believe you're telling me this what were you stringing me along cause i'm your best sales girl that's the other thing heather needs a job you're firing me i can't believe i just wasted three years of an ever-dwindling youth on you in this dump you can't fire me danny imperiale i quit no you fired me that way i could collect unemployment she was working in a bridal and flushing queens till her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes she was out on her fanny so over the bridge from flashing to the sheffield's door she was there to sound makeup but the father she was there that's how she became the nanny who would have guessed that the girl he described was just exactly what the doctor prescribed now the father finds her big island [Music] is hello i'm fran fanier shades of the urian cosmetics representative i what a loser hello i'm fran fine yes come in we've been expecting you oh you have you are here for the nanny position i could be wow this place is nicer than my uncle jack's condo and bocan you know he bought the model may i present your resume to mr sheffield uh resume you know what why don't you go get this mr sheffield and i'll do the resume presenting myself as you wish this ought to be good we're never going to find an actress for this part and miller passed when verden passed ruby keela passed away i believe what's she doing on this list relax darling you need a shiatsu sorry to interrupt sir i see you're working hard as always miss babcock theater has always been a passion of mine um i can't wait to see what you'll be mounting next yes niles what is it so there is a new nanny waiting to be interviewed what happened to the old one brighton staged another fake suicide best one yet spread eagle on the marble with a bit of catsup trickling from his ears we've got half the money people in new york coming to our backers party and i will not have those children running loose not that i don't love them as if they were my very own mm-hmm i do do you have a pen i get it brighton you're losing your touch i'm maxwell sheffield this is my son the late brighton sheffield great i know you esquire magazine new york's 10 most eligible widowers my condolences by the way you read esqua when they list the 10 most eligible widowers i do hi i'm fran fine ah do come in oh boy do you have gorgeous tchotchkes uh thank you thank you pardon oh you know your dust collectors ah the rhodane yes well he was uh he was well known for his bronze chachkas i mean i see your resume please oh yeah sure crayon lipstick of course i'm in a lovely shade [Laughter] i hate her now brighton let's not be hasty yeah i haven't even sung climb every mountain yet miss fine you seem to have listed the queen mother as a reference well let me see that oh no that's not the queen mother that's my mother from queens hi daddy oh hello sweetheart maggie hello father oh boy are you gorgeous and look at that hair you see now you cannot get color like that from out of a bottle no way i'll be in my room doing my homework really lights up a room doesn't she you don't need personality when you're an heiress so sweetheart how was therapy today any uh any breakthroughs dr barne and i did some regression she took me back through my childhood it must have been a quick trip oh you have no idea how complicated i am therapy huh it was a lot easier than talking to us directly all right that's it brian go to your room all right come on gracie mostly father alone to hire someone else to take care of his problem children oh you're a bitter little person aren't you oh we're gonna get along fine i'm i'm sorry you had to see that i'll show you out what i do one smartass remark from the kid and i don't get the job that's not fair as you can see i need help here more help than can be provided by a door-to-door cosmetics girl niles niles oh for god's sakes i'll get it sheffield residents no honey it's fran it's the nanny agency maxwell sheffield here thank you oh yeah right no no monday is not acceptable listen i need a nanny this weekend do you have any experience with children are you kidding i practically raised my sister's two kids when she was so in her chiropodist there has to be another agency oh please i come from flushing there is nothing these kids can throw at me that i haven't seen before except maybe their trust funds all right you're hard but on a trial basis oh thank you mr chauffeur thank you so much you won't regret it somehow i'm rather sure i will niles will show you to your room oh the nanny gets to live here is that a problem oh yeah i'm sure i'm gonna miss being 29 and still living at home with my parents but if it's best for the kids 29. don't start with me niles [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] good morning everyone well that jacuzzi tub really knows how to perk a girl up in the morning do you people sleep like that no in a rather astounding coincidence i sleep in a pair of pink fuzzy slippers just like yours a simple wee dress for breakfast would suffice you have to tell me these things nile i simply assume don't assume anything with me i'm from flushing for god's sakes oh i just love a good buffet it's freem is fine you're allowed to go back oh oh where do i sit the previous nannies sat in the kitchen oh how anti-social so kids what should we do today shall we take a walk in the park and maybe just kick back hang around the mansion we have to go somewhere father's kicked us out again now bright and i didn't kick you out i merely ask that you not torment the caterers while they're preparing for this evening suarez oh a soiree huh well i got a sister who's a caterer she does a porco de pruno that's french for pork and prune not only delicious but a natural digestive thank you for sharing that miss fine i could get you a deal no it's all right cece's made all the arrangements cece what's a cece father's lady friend maggie dear she's a business associate mm-hmm well i just hope there's enough food you know schixers are notorious for not ordering enough food booze yes but food they don't know from shiksa is that like a chatchka yes but they cost a lot more it's miss babcock for yourself no thank you niles i'll take her in the library ms babcock loves to be taken in the library so kids we're having a party what are we gonna wear we're not invited and neither are you oh come on your father's paying for it of course we're invited we'll eat we'll drink you'll bring a date maggie doesn't date never the boys haven't noticed me yet oh they've noticed megan that's why you don't date what is wrong with you brighton middle child syndrome thank you sibyl knock it off all of you we're a family here now we have a party tonight there's a lot we have to do we'll go shopping get our hair done get a manicure you'll get a french tip it's a very clean look so i'll go get changed and then we'll go we'll do let me just take this i hate to waste dad is gonna hate this cece's going to totally freak sounds like a party to me [Music] so well what's your favorite color uh i don't know beige so gracie how are you doing honey i'm feeling empty and alone you want a tic-tac okay so tell me about your new job already who's the guy where's the house i brought pictures right yeah oh that's my boss cute huh little repressed though but what a head of hair and it's all hiss oh that's the butler niles a butler that's very classy well it's like living at caesar's palace and the kids yeah well you know they're gonna need the most work i mean that one's got no personality this one's got multiple personalities and brighton brighton where's brighton are these dummies anatomically correct why don't you care if you're 10 years old would you be normal oh cool a cockroach hey you got any rats wait till danny gets back where is he anyway getting his back waxed oh good so we got all day okay well we got to make maggie beautiful yeah like that's gonna happen shut up brighton hey be nicer to your sister why because we're a family yes that's right and someday your father's gonna be old and sick you're gonna want him to live with her it's so fancy everyone'll look at me so they'll think you're a beautiful girl i i don't know i'm not good at this like you are honey that's what i'm here for what do you think you turned 14 and boom you've got the savoir fair and sophistication of a woman of my using experience look when i was 14 i'd go try it on who knew this job would be so demanding please i'm exhausted has anyone told you how handsome you look this evening maxwell you're such a flirt it's going rather well don't you think it's perfect the food is exquisite the music divine and the guests obscenely wealthy doesn't ivana look marvelous my surgeon of course ms fine would like a word with you sir really where is she i'm up here what's that that's the nanny [Music] look at that dress maxwell you look nice too i said that handsome you said handsome [Music] you like i borrowed it from my cousin miss long island 1989. a very good year i just wanted to tell you the children are ready for what to come to the party miss fine the children are not invited to the party they're not oh is my face wet well now it matches the rest of you oh there's that rapier wit we've come to count on yes well now we've all met each other why don't you go back upstairs inform the children they can't come hi daddy oh miss fine you play dirty hello sweetheart do you like my party dress loma is 70 off she'll never shop retail again hey dad surprised no tricks bryden best behavior all right come on maggie don't be shy honey my god i had no idea how much she looked like her mother do you like it you look so so grown up so daddy can we come to the party of course you can we'll discuss this later friends uh friends can i have your attention please before i tell you a little about my latest production i'd like to introduce to you the three greatest productions of my life my dear children oh isn't that sweet couldn't you just drop dead i don't know could you let me take a picture uh this is fine i think you've done enough lovely family sheffield smile everyone great you might want to keep a low profile you're a little out of your element here oh don't worry about me i've been to my share of affairs my uncle jack threw a weekend bar mitzvah with a star trek theme that they're still talking about good night ivana don't worry honey you'll find someone else too niles moore well do i count four zeros on this chuck all right i'll admit it having the children here this evening wasn't the complete disaster it might have been oh mr sheffield you gush all right all right it went splendidly here let me put that thank you with the others well congratulations nanny fine it seems you pulled it off uh what could possibly go wrong when you put a father together with his children i think i'm gonna be ill maggie daddy uh mr sheffield i was just you were just leaving right eddie wait maggie maggie come back here eddie maggie how could you embarrass me like that what's going on that that boy was mauling her on the balcony it was just a kiss he kissed you [Music] [Applause] your first kiss that's so exciting let me get the camera that's fine this is not exciting it's appalling she's just a child i am not she's not you know i think i'm starting to feel better dad i'm 14 years old you know when i was 14 oh maybe this isn't the right time maggie go to bed and take that makeup off oh you me yes you this wouldn't have happened without you yes definitely feeling better what the hell did i do what did you do you took an innocent school girl you dolled her up and turned her into her young woman she's just a little girl get out of here she's a woman i'm telling you and unless you're gonna dip her in bronze and stick her on the shelf with the rest of your collectibles she is going to grow up and somebody's got to help her oh you are way out of line she's not your child that's right she's not if she was she wouldn't be upstairs crying right now on what should be a very memorable and exciting evening thank you for your candor and concern you're welcome you're fired fired after all that i've done for you this is the thanks that i get you can't fire me maxwell sheffield i quit no you fired me that way i could collect unemployment [Music] i drove miss babcock home and called betty four they'll pick her up in the morning thank you niles i noticed you didn't get a chance to eat sir i thought you might be a bit peckish i overreacted didn't i like reagan in grenada [Music] it's just that maggie looked so like her mother i've already lost sarah i didn't want to lose my little girl i quite understand sir what is this i believe miss fine calls it a light nosh it's delicious it's fine eh yes sir just what you needed niles you're not talking about the sandwich are you no sir not the sandwich fran you need a malamar oh number food's not the answer to everything meanwhile your father and i have based our entire relationship around food passion goes sex goes communication we never had but food is forever okay morning you want another malamar morning my daddy can't hear you he's watching the game where can i find a guy like him deaf and on a pension you will i'll get it i'll get it oh god ma mr sheffield i'm sorry to disturb you miss fine i just wanted to drop off the rest of your things oh you could never disturb anyone darling i'm fran's mother sylvia maxwell sheffield come on in i'll make you some oh well i'm sure i'd love some but i really can't stay there's a mob surrounding the limousine no i'll take care of that wait a minute here get away from that limo nobody died there's no vacancies it's doggy dog when you got a two-bedroom that's rent control let's have a seat no wait put on some blush come on can we have a little privacy all right i can take a hint mr sheffield ashante you have plastic on your furniture yeah they're preserving it for the afterlife how's maggie well she isn't speaking to me but brighton tells me she's fine right um yes he's been surprisingly attentive to her wouldn't tell me why kept saying something about me getting old and where i'd live kids i'm sorry things didn't work out oh look i mean uh you and i we come from very different worlds i mean if i were you and i hired me i'd be thrilled who's kidding who yes but you're not me as a matter of fact you're not like anyone else i've ever met which is not all together a bad thing necessarily perhaps if we tried to respect each other's differences we could give it another go are you asking me to come back so it seems so what you're really saying is you feel terrible about this whole damn thing and if you could you'd get down on your hands and knees and apologize it's fine apology accepted my pack my things he wants me back [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: The Nanny

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Id: UbJN0eXW5zg

Length: 24min 51sec (1491 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 10 2020

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[u/dennismfrancisart]

I just loved that show for a few years when my two kids got hooked on it. I can still hear Fran's "nails across the blackboard" voice in my head.