Niles and C.C. The Love Story | The Nanny

Nile this isn't life strange for 20 years we despised each other I mean every time I look at those revolting eyes I wanted to rest playing tomato juice don't you have anything hard not for you foreign s my eggs are all dried up the gene pool is safe well I think it's very distasteful of Maxwell to be dating so soon is it a decade the standard period of morning die and let's find out perhaps what you smell in your apartment was the stench of your decaying youth you know Niles I learned something at the place if 220 volts of electricity can't hurt me 300 pounds of Butler sure can't you're happy to have your little friends home no it's all right [Music] Maxwell darling is that you I'm Yours tell me what you want me to do [Laughter] [Music] what you're doing [Music] [Music] laughs [Applause] Mr Sheffield's been delayed you think I was him you tell anyone about this oh I'd never do that we need the eggs guys I don't make it a habit of drinking with the help I've never been any help to you exactly so tell me Rochester what'd you do to kill a day before I came along well truth be told my life was a little empty but now I have a hobby I loathe you I despise you servant trollop bell boy brunette [Applause] good night Maxwell Fanny nine foreign chicken good night people oh thank you Niles but you know I'm not supposed to do that how many times have you not done that tonight eight oh miss Babcock you always underestimate yourself you have a lot to offer a man you're witty you're sophisticated you're beautiful you're sexy how many times have you done that tonight about 12. damage okay Butler boy I had so much to drink at the reception I had the strangest nightmare that Santa Claus was trying to have his way with me [Applause] oh my God we didn't did we well I'm not sure say ho ho ho okay it's good afternoon I'm calling about your ad for the 93 BMW yes well the car sounds wonderful oh you think I sound sexy well I've got wavy black hair hazel eyes oh I'm about six foot two what about you [Music] teeth strawberry blonde I like Moonlight bird back rack and leather [Laughter] yes are you serious it'll really turn you on I'm Popeye the sick [Music] to the Finish cause I eat me spinach I I either thank you why would a woman go to such lengths to have a baby you know in fact I was thinking about having one of those operations but then I thought what if I marry a wealthy man who insists I produce an heir oh stop deluding yourself go ahead and have the vasectomy come back but don't you have to go wash your boss's underwear you know Nanny Phi may not know how to work an oven but she knows how to get good takeout these cookies are delicious [Applause] they are pretty good aren't they [Music] [Applause] in fact they're not bad at all [Applause] is that a new apron you're wearing what was I thinking she's only ever going to think of me as just a domestic um no one yes are you doing all this to impress a woman well maybe a little sorta kinda oh are you in love oh maybe a little sorta kinda but I'm just dreaming there's no way that she would ever consider me Oh no you're not still writing to Petula Clark are you no no no no this this isn't an infatuation no this is deep I think I think this might really be it well have you told her how you feel oh God no well you're gonna let her know I mean what woman wouldn't be thrilled to have you in her life hello hello I love the smell of Nair that lingers when she leaves a room who are you are you telling me that all those years that you put dishwater in her coffee and changed her lip balm for glue stick and gold or a cow you were floating what no good you're a successful producer and you're standing over here there's Miss background the woman that you love over there not good oh God oh my God I don't know what to say I I'm as giddy as a school girl yeah well don't open with that Niles listen to me I'm your friend and I love you don't spend the rest of your life wondering laughs Miss Babcock well I gotta admit you surprised me tonight you finally pulled off something bigger than your shorts oh yeah but you Europe you walk like a marry me I was just proposed to by the most bloated pathetic domestic excuse for a man [Music] well it's always been a dream of mine to give up my Park Avenue Penthouse and move into his room oh no you turned them down because he's not rich Miss Babcock why do you want always think with your head what does your heart say don't marry a maid well one of the Olympus say does that at least say can the man take me out for a drink what is the sudden interest in my love life did I interfere with you and Maxwell did I push you two together no you tried to push me in front of a boss once and I apologized I have to go find Yetta and tell her about this why why you gotta because she forgets and I can tell her over and over and over again I cannot believe you are actually enjoying seeing this man in pain I live for moments like this I mean he exposed his deepest feelings right out there in public where I could crush him what would compel him to do something like that no idea oh excuse me sir but this is the lady's room thank you very much for your advice do you have any idea what a fool I made of myself yeah I heard but you know just for the record I told you to express your feelings I did I asked Miss Babcock to marry me well in the future may I suggest that before you propose to a woman you start calling up by her first name what happened happened but it's just between the four of us nobody else ever has to know I promise I will never tell another soul no I'm sorry I pressed it by accident that's it I am out of here she is never going to let this go an elephant never forgets always you use that pathetic line on me three years ago see Maxwell I cannot do this Niles I'm sorry you're quitting but I'm sure you have a career to fall back on you know in case this dream didn't pan out whatever I have to fall back on isn't half as big as what you have to fall back on I don't think she's going very well no no honey this is going great this is their natural habitat with the strangers just don't use a flash it startles them they could charge me marry you please you are a pathetic excuse for a man ditto but at least I know when it's time to move on you are going to spend the rest of your life pining for a man who doesn't love you and who's married a woman half your age oh Niles please don't go look around you they're married they're starting a family where are you going to be 10 20 years from now you're going to be saying Merry Christmas to your friends in rehab and wondering what might have been I'll be leaving first thing in the morning oh my God he's right the best years of my life are gone and they sucked I have always stayed too long at the fair well not this time I have to move on Maxwell my resignation will be on your desk in the morning three four in the morning I'll ring them up for a diet soda I get no answer [Applause] good question having an affair with each other so where are they now well he was going down to town for this big family reunion in London and she said she'd take him to the airport in the limo in the back because all of a sudden she was in need of duty-free Lair due time [Applause] I miss Babcock um Miss Bangkok did Niles get off okay yes oh Nanny Fine would you please tell Maxwell that there's a crack in the Privacy glass of the limo it looks to me like someone's heel went through it hear about Miss Babcock and the mail maid what are you talking about well Franny and her husband walked in on them when they were doing the horizontal horror where oh my God well if they dig the danger of getting caught they should try the Aluminum sheds at Home Depot I'm feeling a little tired I am I think I'll retire congratulations again sir thank you well I've had a long day too and I have all that publicity to get rolling tomorrow I'll see you in the morning else this is it my worst fears are being realized he's gonna wind up in the arms of his sexy blue-eyed blonde all right so the psychic was right about thou but you have nothing to worry about he's not going to be with some sexy blue-eyed blonde in Beverly Hills he's going to be with Maxwell did you get my carry-on [Music] you have out I found my man and I am completely and totally and multiply satisfied really with a man who lives to serve others baby [Applause] [Laughter] I'll do that life strange for 20 years we despised each other I mean every time I look at those revolting eyes I wanted to rest [Applause] I was thinking I I know I shouldn't have asked you to marry me when I did we weren't ready that's why I laughed in your face lover I think we're ready now will you marry me [Applause] why does he have to ruin everything what the hell does he want to marry me for because he loves you and why don't you want to marry Niles do you have any idea how wonderful he is you know it's not so easy funding a guy like him the man iron's rags Mr Babcock yes it's Niles I have an answer to your question I thought long and hard about it and my answer is what I said are you all right of course she's fine Miss Babcock could you say it one more time Niles I would love to marry you yeah I love you call me Cece I'm afraid I'm making a terrible mistake I was throwing up before I said yes to Niles after I said yes to Niles what if this feeling never stops think how thin you'll be just not sure I'm making the right decision [Applause] I'm sorry that was another contraction you see I'm over here having twins and I happen to be in excruciating pain but please keep talking about yourself well I mean I really do love Niles and I can't wait to marry him well I cannot live with this nausea another moment okay there are your wedding veils just elope and get this whole damn wedding thing over with and there were your announcements to listen to me as soon as you say I do your angst will disappear I get married without you and Maxwell there and the children I mean you know how close I am to them oh Macy Barber Nancy I want you all there oh Nanny Fine I'm sorry I'm being so inconsiderate oh well you know what I am done talking about me the rest of the day is about you you I don't care how nauseous I am I am not going to steal your thunder for one more moment we are gathered here today to bring together two people in the bonds of holy matrimony come on this is insane her contractions are only two minutes apart yeah well I'm dehydrating here move it along uh Cece and Niles have asked to express their love for one another in their own words funny that's the same sound I made the first time I saw you I remember it perfectly the year was 1962 and four Young hopefuls from Liverpool were just about he's waiting for my parking space he's my father he should be here what am I chopped liver just breathe just breathe down visualize visualize mountains visualize the ocean the swing it's not working how about lowman's you're alone in the store with your own place ah I'm dying here monsignor two Niles take chess to declare to be your locally [Applause] oh that's a beautiful name hopefully we're about to have two more guests at the wedding Say I Do I Do It [Music] foreign [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] well your intuition was right congratulations you're pregnant from now on stay out of my luggage I don't like my underwear ironed and folded I'm sorry but when I got a load of the size of them I thought they were mine listen to us married and a baby on the way I think it's really softened us

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Id: A9IX6_mTkyk

Length: 23min 37sec (1417 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 14 2023