FLOATING ISLAND PARADISE | Drunk Minecraft #67

hello everybody my name is Margaret [ __ ] everybody my name is snippy did someone speak wait stop do some veg did you plan that no I don't think he did it hello everybody my name is Margo and welcome to drunk minecraft the long-awaited return with Wade and Bob say hi yeah yeah hey obviously we are not drunk enough we had a little bit of a drink before this at least one / Bob I think cleared too and we're all gonna take a commemorative shot because I still have this uh cinnamon whiskey with how much is in one shot a one shot glasses suede actually technically 1.5 ounces paid okay two ounces is a home shot at 1.5 is like a you're at a bar shot but two ounces is normal a size of her home well yeah there are rounds glasses you just never supposed to fill them up to the bike I fill it up one out so I guess maybe I'll take two yeah do that way well now it's glass it's like a shot glass is it like a skinny one just a little little thing mine's a skull my mind's amore sinjar cuz i live in the south I'm not kidding it's a mason jar we're doing this yeah we are hey cheers everyone this is the back the back the return of drunk minecraft blues singers oh man oh my god is no solution oh yeah as is customary I'll explain I'm drinking bourbon oh very good small distillery bourbon from Columbus Ohio whoo I'm drinking are you drinking Marc I'm drinking cinnamon whiskey which is what got me through the game five nights at [ __ ] boys and it was very fun very fun I enjoyed it very much so that it does not live up to its title no I'm drinking Yingling but I'm also taking shots of a apple rum well actually three years ago from now he keep complaining about how his three years been open but closed and you know but not sealed yeah okay doesn't know what those words mean I'm gonna take what he said from before we started I'm gonna insert it right here yeah but wasn't uncapped for three years which is the yes oh well why why didn't you get that often all right the week that makes even more sense that you would put a cap on it I mean it was covered it was open what does that make the hell okay go ahead on it but it was unsealed it was capped it was covered but it was open Oh sealed what a wash is open like like no okay like God opened it three years ago oh yes but if it was closed but not filled it auto gonna Shepherd open yes please we'll bring the bottle okay they don't even know how English he went no no can help that's it that's my modern day when oh wait I didn't know Wade was still here yeah yeah no girl sounded like a mixture of goofy and a Walter White son dad winrich mark don't kill me blog this is Wade mark Jesse we got a kook that's Jerry Seinfeld [ __ ] what am i doing is it toilet bowl cleaner or is it math I am the one who knocks oh I'm getting my voices way or the other what an idiot like what I need it right Bob for three years like the literal interpretation of open like lidless okay whatever fall that's that's what open means yeah that's the only thing that open means exactly are we doing a shot every time or we drinking another yeah shot yeah not no we don't no one wants to die away because the original idea was every time we die we take a drink and then I said I'm taking shots so that would not work cuz boy howdy should have seen the practice rounds for this sumbitch yeah oh boy at the top in like five minutes we're gonna have to really stretch it out mm one take it easy oh yeah Wade we know you're so good at games and whatnot yeah you're gonna go first Wade and then we're gonna follow you all right what should I start now now technically this is a race if you add Bob gonna kill me no no we're gonna be very fair about this because it's a return back to the camaraderie that brought us all to during minecraft in the first place fair why do I live all God mark it out of me no turn it now I got no son of a [ __ ] way it's a fire ball that's not oh no it's all right well I get a small sip of fireball oh my gosh after all those shots I'm gonna take it easy on the sips they're gonna be pretty reasonable sips it's weird cuz like a sip of fire or whatever the hell and [ __ ] it is fireball everyone it was fireball even a little sips a fireball you didn't oh [ __ ] were you about to turn around and Chrissa his way Oh I said wait no one appreciates how difficult this is mark you should look up and show them how long this is yes and how how little of a shot that any of us actually has finishing this oh god I have no idea this is started off bad and we're just gonna get works as it goes on no no no man Bob I don't think it me it meanders if you take it easy on those [ __ ] I don't think it me in yesterday the oh wait businesses uh you did yeah okay [ __ ] good job there it's your bare hands straight man coaster runner came back did you know that I heard about that yeah I mean like I hope it comes out back in a big way but I only heard about it peripherally from the game grooms because they well they like know the guy oh god I didn't do that alright I finally made to the first eyelid again let's not [ __ ] this up oh god dammit I don't want to take so many sip ID of this really cut first logically died oh god I was just gonna were the best lay into us being pretty drunk and just not playing the game junk I said drunk drunk you idiot last year all right man I mean this is just getting us warmed up for the next episodes because everyone complained that the first episode of the series wasn't bad enough well that's because when we sit down oh no ma'am oh no why fingers why oh this is beautiful I'm by beautiful me I mean it's a terrible decision oh no what'd you do this is okay granted they can take a little sips here I are you guys selling the first checkpoint cuz I'm not there yet I'm almost to the second chick I made it to the second checkpoint look at me wait how do I uh are you all right there way did you die no I didn't die Oh Bob too much booze oh I love spawning just time to see you die I got to get over city oh yeah come on all so close ah okay I'm at the first checkpoint what see you step on it yes just step on it should be good good job Bob I'm gonna pause here for a little bit and why I think you should have to drink for me for doing that uh I'll do a shot for that one really oh cool well you got the 1 ounce class anyway I did a shot and a half though to make up for the wilds clay Bob you almost made it to the main island why didn't you jump on that I always start the beginning oh of course Oh worst okay Wade took that shot for me that's why I didn't take a shot after I died oh no I just didn't know what I couldn't hear you over the raucous roaring of the weed I just died twice really quickly and I didn't even drink for the first time I died [ __ ] goddamn it oh man that is the POTUS number why why God why I want someone after they just make a compilation of all our cries to the heavens when we're falling you could just do a supercut of uh Oh God oh I'm gonna be so drunk and we're only like five minutes in yep I don't write oh oh I forgot we had grappling hooks that's right [ __ ] all right wait I think you deserve that one I don't know why but I just think you are you got you know it's funny usually in this situation we would all be trying to kill each other to win not even necessary no one's gonna win are you guys looking for you don't be like that way don't be like that I should be a whole case of beer here I'm gonna drink it all oh I didn't break again damn it just get them late I'm gonna start using this grappling hook because this is a bunch of [ __ ] god I'm in so much trouble right now how do you saw that one I didn't see it but I bet it was burglarious oh thank you guys I can see all the death yeah but I can't there's certain points that are just really hard zombie we're going to die we've already drinking so much oh I hope not remember kitties we're professionals oh there goes Bob we're professionals we've been drinking for a long time now I told you wait wait that water goes nowhere we've tried that II need a zombie cheat at some point here cuz I'm stuck in the same stupid jump and I can't do it oh just my father's was impossible yeah I made it to the third checkpoint I did that one jump I did it with a grappling hook oh nice a pretty scream that's bad haha oh god where have we gone though so wrong I'm almost out of drink already maybe I should have a game that didn't go downhill this quickly Oh who's on the ladder possible okay all right okay yeah oh no laughing's [ __ ] here I keep missing the the jump on the spacebar jump on yeah oh no what Oh two drinks right that's me oh I have drank my entire drink of this one damn area no I [ __ ] did it oh my crapoly sucks all of our gravely sucks my grapple doesn't work I swear yeah the control is broken my dad works at [ __ ] no no no dad works at [ __ ] end oh he knows how these grapples work Scott you guys have watched this drink go down in about a matter of two minutes it's so wet look we're only like ten minutes into the episode but I swear we're drunker than we begged God [ __ ] God it's possible well it's cuz you and I start off with shots mark even 'we didn't drink his open not open rum but i drank a beer to start with but i didn't have a shot that's true yeah cuz your rum was open or not open who knows oh yeah there's a space because you're like right above the spawn it won't work there I'm pretty sure it is broke my finger really Oh No it's so hard oh yes why how do I make this jump am i stupid look Oh hit it so hard are you all right way do you need to go to the hospital I'm a lamb buddy get off no what did you really break your finger no I don't think so oh well then why did you say you broke your finger no come on Leah loud here oh oh oh I was so close sir damn it I got a drink oh it hurts so bad to press the ha I already I already poured myself another shot I wasn't sipping small enough no offense Oh stupid fence oh oh wait I made it I just made the jump that vexed me I did it oh my god I did it I'm okay everyone stop everyone hold your horses stay where you are let's just take a break and talk know what in the water fail we just gotta talk so that we can give ourselves a break cuz this is this is onslaught of death yeah it is no bomb so I'm talking points it's been a while since the last drunk by crap it has what's the last thing oh the last thing we did was the penis kingdom wars that's growl yeah yeah it wasn't penis cannons was it very phallic like that well they ended up being kind of like a penis well I mean if you think of a cannon it's got the long shaft not a PC it's very penis II like Oliver irelia miss very piously you guys are just dying oh wait I saw that jeez doing wood fell off I didn't realise up be out of the ladder cuz I suck so damn bad oh man oh did he okay he didn't give that for me and look where I am oh god we just stopped two of God's dude [ __ ] I didn't stop oh no oh my god so is there anything you guys want to talk about well this is all happening um all the zombie did add a ladder for me I just didn't see it before I spat all over my keyboard oh I've got a drink oh come on I just fell off with our stating still kind of haha oh my god oh my god tiny buddy monarch I points how about that blood-borne you played that yet I have not everyone wants me to play blood-borne well I had a stream of it because forget trying to edit that garbage yeah everyone everyone tells me that I should stream it and maybe I will just for funds and shits and giggles but for now I just ready I'm so not dying the Dark Souls like it's made by a zombie having a letter for me dr. Bob he had a bunch of letters cuz I saw wait wait you got the checkpoint you're good okay good for you Bob make you to your checkpoint I could do this I can do this I can do this sure huh yay oh yay oh yeah yeah he everyone clap for Baja Dara Singh oh I'm kidding UNK enlike a little dizzy I think I'm drinking too bad I said yeah I said we should just pause here wait do not hit me please oh gosh I finally [ __ ] made it to this one all I can do this series of jobs probably looking a little above up just to hold hold hold hold I have no fear mark okay I have a front-row seat to your failure we're good I got this mark this is the most industry we've been just awful episode Oh God all right Wade you test this next jump for me I don't know how I'm gonna make you in it well just relax for a minute yeah I'll be down here hey there's a ladder on the left side rush where are you guys where the hell are ya turn around oh I see you yeah we're up here I wish I could be up there what all you gotta do is get up here zombie poured him to the next thing ja I don't need help got it okay I might need help more come alive how are you alive oh you're else oh you're back in the beginning so it doesn't she's gonna kill yourself oh [ __ ] oh my god this is so bad it's so bad so whose idea was I love see you guys just come flailing past me I think that's why they're part of this whole is Bonnaroo no don't go up the ladder oh why did I go down the ladder that was out in the water oh I can't even use zombies cheats to help me ever doing parkour again well we don't have calves Fargo Sears we don't know what we're doing Oh God everyone is just gonna be in the comments like I'm so glad this is back you guys are [ __ ] stupid I mean in the end that's exactly what they came for for us my drink is gone that is how fast we've gone through this garbage wait I'm drinking a 32-ounce glass and it's almost gone oh my god boys 32 ounce glass of what of it was probably three issue her patan died coke oh [ __ ] Jesus yeah I poured a lot of bourbon in it all day you dumb son of a food if you hear the leg is in my speech that was not on purpose suburban that aren't a lot of bourbon I leave and go get another drink no I think we'd have to take a break just to be responsible I don't died though all I have left is the shots well just I've been taking sips of my shots and taking sips of fireball yeah he's not as fun everyone everyone watch I'm so close to you I'm watching you got kids being with this ah oh that's good oh that's not good darling oh god oh god oh you're so close oh yeah he'll he likes it where's the check boy in the house yes I made it I only used to go Oh God I don't even curse on it but I'm so damn inebriated overdone how do I get over to wear it you guys right side of the house how right my skis I'm on the right side of the house uh oh uh how potent is fireball or I mean cinnamon whiskey it's 33% so it's not full forty but [ __ ] okay I found it okay Baba lightweight so um I'm a light wakes I know food in my stomach and this is a full flip at 40 wait where are you guys are you guys at the next checkpoint we're a drunk Mountain Bell where all the house hey Bob how's it going oh no I know I did the same thing mark you're so brave for jump in there I don't it's a shortcut uh-oh face is tingly Oh Yuri spot on top of the house when yeah exactly so I make the jump to that block on the left there yeah you go over here oh no I don't go Bob oh push me down Jimmy what's happening to wait something is happening yeah Wade are you all right over there why don't you jump too oh I see the most I've had to drink it alone Oh a lot of skill there Bob who gonna work on it I'm holding on fun drinks it's it's to the point where I showdown drink more oh yeah yeah some are done I don't mark tae-young awesome huh this is not good we're are you into the second episode by goddamn wait give me your best Jerry Seinfeld doing a Batman impression you know would be you want to use chicken we are the Soup Nazi you're just mixing Seinfeld Batman do Jerry Seinfeld be with or nuts or knots pictures Kramer's face wait would you hurry up oh sorry Oh buddy it's so orbiting oh yeah my whole body's like like to God and not that usually I'm Asian warm and for books wow that's a [ __ ] how do you do that oh we've been trying Bob we've been Johnny har first time I've seen that 40 percent wrong mm-hmm hey Mark how's it goin it's nodes what you didn't even get close sprint campus oh this is gonna be a short episode isn't it where are you like I don't know two minutes whatever I don't oh come on I was on the ladder and everything L know about the start [ __ ] that now you have to die oh my god I'm gonna make it gonna make it okay ah um how about puke I forgot to swallow oh this is hard it's legitimately big killers okay wait do that [ __ ] okay Wade you know have you watched Breaking Bad just drool by myself what do you watch Breaking Bad oh [ __ ] I know who do you know Walter White son uh no but Dad where's breakfast do that but as Batman but dad oh my god hunger for justice dead so mean oh no is weird just fight with my parents they've heard dad oh are you who you cheat good job Oh Oh everyone everyone everyone what everyone are you guys making what you die oh [ __ ] mom you did it you're not eat [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't make Sam jump i redo introduced oh ha ha I'll just get stand right here to watch you guys look at it fart oh yeah bill drinking when you die no god no look at me and we find dying I shot you I was taking a break I was dying too much hey wait I'm still drinking I shouldn't be Bob I can't really not on my level so you don't have to come on mark you can do it once I pass you you look like some [ __ ] you go skill and the power and the drive and the [ __ ] let's see wait try this come here wait come up for it Oh are you laughing at me yes okay why would I not be laughing [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] alright otherwise that's all you want to do I give you two jumps turbocharged um ah [ __ ] happened I hit I hit the lighter and I was doing a ladder and I didn't know didn't happen I love you guys we've been Donal whoa waiting for getting to that they don't they're already waited just like slouched over in the corner like I love you guys all just I wish we could live together dude we good ion Oh in the Bahamas and not the Bahamas gets a society then gigabit internet since it fog oh yeah Maya condo and kiss me so we can have Google Fiber hey apparently Cincinnati this is good oh no I'm with Google fiber's cheaper though isn't it in that the whole thing I don't know how much like 75 bucks a month or something for Internet and it's levity a month right now for Internet I gave so much for my horrible horrible awful Time Warner [ __ ] oh no ya bum [ __ ] Jew bum [ __ ] Jew [ __ ] Badu boo oh my god zombies yourself tits out again knees putting ladders everywhere he feels sorry for oh dang it Dale wow this is much easier with ladders everywhere I made it to the next checkpoint guys he's uh oh [ __ ] me hey the blocks are disappearing they're just turning in a floating fence post haha alright oh [ __ ] god damn it have you been on my camera for like ten minutes I am like a lackey turning away into this bottle rub after you the beers and you weren't supposed to take a shot every time you die you're just play it's only a third of your shots it's only half an ounce each time that's a big ass shift I'm taking like a tidy that's right lot about that's a lot prettier I'm cross-eyed she's good like 20 she's been 30 minutes oh no no we were biessing for the first place 20 minutes into the first episodes and I'm a private chord like three we're gonna die I think we're gonna take it slower after this one because frankly like what we've done now will last anyone even close to the end mark how far you I don't what what is that what it's about right next to you how could I be close oh god I don't even know what what this is supposed to be like this is some [ __ ] here holy crap oh I did it oh my god it's [ __ ] ha ha ha [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] moan moan moan Oh turns out it's not that hard oh whatever I did it you didn't [ __ ] I'm sure as soon as I get there it's gonna be walk oh so hard mob is so hard oh I start to record a video for tomorrow why I'm like the easiest things right now I'm having trouble I'm recording for five nights at [ __ ] boys tonight to the second one no you haven't finished the second one oh I just I just didn't ashish wait why by the starting island ha ha you probably fell off we'd just kill yourself did i okay wait does that count as a second death no no stick a shot for it so I'm good why are you taking full shot I thought it's just that episode it's just gonna be me and mark oh ouch doesn't have a night oh my darling do Sean Connery and Batman on the starting I lose son of a [ __ ] you're kidding shake it knocks dad bye bye Batman so she'll so hard Oh martini Marty how the drugs calling that's Wilfred Wharf - [ __ ] sup Dom be help I fell backwards a checkpoint rookie spawn on the second checkpoint why did you press the second checkpoint okay we really did so this is like a what not to do when you play this kind of episode okay all right here's the deal we got like two minutes left whoever's farthest after two minutes when I stopped Rick I just died on the first job dude stop geez if I didn't know you would handle your booze like I do worried I've seen you'd respond in the second sector from 31 birthday a few years ago I learned I have a pretty good amount that I can live through wait who's who's not there was that foster Jesse here Oh mr. Jesse ha ha Arg mark thank you oh oh yeah yeah sure why did I run I depress the Run button boom huh I'm gonna get this who else can we do impressions of I just Christopher Walken Batman Oh No why let her why oh hey guys I mean ha ha ha you know what that is yeah Wow hahahahaha she'll bad manner but do Smeagol Batman what are you to try it then I'll do it last okay oh [ __ ] hey drugs going man precious that's my space alright Bobby your turn Smeagol back uh uh uh uh I see Smeagol smooth Oh smooth flow ah why are the other drugs good there you go oh hey I got transported up to I soon the third checkpoint where are those uh soda bottles hey I could do a little Smeagol when I'm drunk I can't applesauce cool I can't do talky mushroom my vocalize doesn't what is this fence post [ __ ] that's what I say that's nice soon when I got to the fence post [ __ ] I did it hey wait come get me [ __ ] haha I made it Smith fair so no like turn my pickaxe into the abyss Oh fair I'm in it I'm on the pull of Bob look at me now how you like me no wait you know what how did you okay I think that does it I'm in the pit of death so who's ahead of who Bob Boyd oh no ladders I just fell so I'm winning Oh Bob wins wait my wins winner yes Bob's prize he gets to save the outro oh okay what's your outro I don't know thanks for watching guys and see you in the next video that's the game feel sigh hey guy wait no I want it I forgot I wanted to say like more at the end there let's say it I forgot just say it I can't remember cuz I was gonna like cuz it's like this first it's like the first thing back ok uh do it oh it was I'm in sailing thank you guys for joining us we like this is the one of the longest running series we've ever had and it's a pleasure to play with my good friends Bob and wait and just have the most fun more fun than anybody should have when they're playing minecraft I did the jump who offer but yeah just thank you guys so much we hope you enjoyed this trip back to drunk minecraft we want to do this more often and we're gonna record more just thank you guys for the constant support and everyone the community that loves this series cuz she's a stupid fun hey that's all I want to say hey you you one guys say uh don't drink like we did today and don't do it yeah remember that we're drinking responsibly like don't croak don't try to do whatever the hell we're doing to real life don't this at home even though we're do it alright thanks again everybody check out the other drunk minecraft DEFA so this is like 69 of them or something late to the annotation Wow here here here on Bob and Wade's face alt Suns antigen thanks get everybody as always we'll see you in the next one check out Vox Populi good for you right that's what I was gonna say Vox Populi it's the server that we play on there's a link in the description oh my god zombie mole he's like the best zombie here he's listening he felt a bit he's on the server Jesus I drank a lot is horrible this was ot oh [ __ ] thanks again bye guy getting something yep got make Godzilla destroy everything and you're worried about the kind of shoes the end of the episode is Jesus I drank a lot of this fire [ __ ] hi I just noticed like when I was done with five bags of [ __ ] boys it with three core it was like only a quarter gone it's down to half I put so much shots of the wrong guy I'd [ __ ] up would not be was any of that even comprehensible it was super hilarious Oh like

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 4,193,499

Rating: 4.9464278 out of 5

Keywords: Game, Video Game, Gameplay, Minecraft, Gaming, Minecraft Gameplay, Minecraft Guide, Minecraft Mods, Multiplayer, Online, Friends, Challenge, Hard, Custom, Laughing, Funny, Funny Moments, Drunk Minecraft, Drunk, Drunk Gaming, Drinking, Drinking Games, Markiplier, Best Moments, Epic, Hilarious, Minecraft Trolling

Id: -ZC-kWwy6ks

Length: 35min 46sec (2146 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 05 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/Mr_Silux]

Wade was definitely wasted throughout more than half of this.

[u/parallelrealities]

I love these guys so much.

[u/Mdaybloom]

I love Drunk Minecraft! This episode was so much fun. I'm absolutely thrilled to hear that they're recording more.

Also, Mark linked to Zombiemold's server in the description. I would try to join it, but it's been months since I've played Minecraft myself. So, I'm horrible at it. If anyone who does decide to join reads this, could you maybe tell me how it is? I'm frankly curious. Since, I've heard so much about it through Drunk Minecaft.

[u/Jeskid14]

Holy cow..under 24 hours now over 3/4 a million.

Not even Reddit and social media can top this.

[u/morbidbunny3]

Took a drink every time Mark died...I almost died, myself.