SORRY! SORRY! I'M SO SORRY!! | GTA V #5

hello everybody my name is markiplier [Laughter] [Laughter] sorry oh god sorry sorry the nicest car here and you [ __ ] well not anymore oh god sorry sorry sorry sorry so I remember that hello chopper for me before cedar baby alright I'm hopping out don't kill me I will try whoever's in the passenger seat this has a gun on the front I don't know how surveillance cameras there are versions of this helicopter that have a gun if we get a military helicopter oh yeah exactly there we go should we get should we go to that Wow my helicopters really wobbly should we go to the airport and get another helicopter and then assault a military base to others to antutu on to and then all sing grided Valkyries together as we assault can we leave wade in a helicopter by himself because he kind of small that's Jack's fault for sweating on my seats come in for a landing I wanna I want to land at full speed right good strategy is that the strategy okay I'm not gonna crash I'm an excellent flyer look like worried crash I'm like great shut up yep yep yep that's my car don't destroy hilariously now how do I go up alright so W a s and D are W and s are up and down a and D are like tilt left and right and then numpad eight four five six it's like another WASD and that's tilt forward and MA yeah I told you I don't you should just get an Xbox one controller and plug it in because holy [ __ ] you're gonna have trouble good helicopter just spawn - I'm gonna deal with give this bad boy Wade you almost killed me I wouldn't have a nice board period what we should have a who's got the biggest helicopter competition where we're actually I just picked it up on the helicopter pad I'm gonna pick my car up - I'll bring that with us lead us off with the ride of the valkyries [Laughter] flip-flopping around it's not working you gotta go fast I gotta go forwards okay for ten cooter cooter I'm way down Oh you because I'm trying to go as fast as you can but I can't no no I'm turning around waiting for Bob I'm being nice Bob slow she are so in case anything goes down this cars like extra bonus car I can already see like the flash forward that's not gonna work this car me when they start shooting rockets at the helicopters I can't see okay I see one person who's in front of me it's jack up there okay Jack you and Jack are up in the front okay I'm we're coming up in the middle ish just where you like it [ __ ] oh I don't know what that means no wait no one thought that no not a single person thought that I think my car's weighing me down what are we doing jets that's all that happens whenever we play this why why not see you don't know what else to do hey wait oh oh oh you get stars immediately oh okay touch and go touching go you know they basically impossible to duck oh sweet I'll come get you fine I'm just gonna steal a car and do it the old-fashioned way Jack you have to punch it first and then why I kicked it but it's all good all right okay I'm very far from my jet there's boss Oh God oh my god I just I got to get a car wake me up pick me up bro god damn it Wade I was trying to get in with your car laid this is only to choose later yeah damn yeah go to hell why do I keep getting sent notification hell yeah yeah I keep getting ot mo you cops Dane is here you guys I have no idea how to turn that off that just happens okay one of the many find menu features of he's still mad yes still mad you shot at me use this is bull you want finish it you're finished oh yeah finish it what was I saying oh my god Jesus yeah we do that a lot yeah there you Jack you Sol God what what Bob said Sol god I said so Oh God oh they said Sol god it's not working as I had to plant here we go Jack fire more missiles at trying to kill off guys what did we do yeah to be fair Jack you're really not trying to kill us that you're mostly trying to kill Wade right now I fired one at you guys but yeah everything don't come over here yeah not not this way no oh god okay apparently this way Billy I'm bailing ah why did I fall Thanks kill you can we steal a tank is there a tank to steal no explosion yeah did anyone need a pickup in my police car I bet you guys I will get a jet again before you do Sherlock oh you want the table take it up I'll take it up I bet I get the jet are you confident enough to take it up oh god yes forget a jet before you do I bet one of us looking at stories have you guys one of us okay oh you gotta be pretty confident jack well Wade's not getting one probably not getting one either I'm about to get murdered by some crazy-ass cops Oh God upside-down car is bad okay stealing jets this is fun Jerry in this game I've never tried why can't I break a fence I got shot in the face this is bunch of [ __ ] I'm so pretty good I'm so okay wait I need a ride where are you if nobody gets a jet that's my question wait wait right here wait don't you dare wait no wait no wait oh God [ __ ] I'm already being shot at just so you know oh god damn it oh it's way too mature Oh ease no no he's at he's in a car I got a car lose the cops thank you just aim I'm aware that that's a thing I should do how do I get a gun wheel where's my gun wheels don't want the cops to chase you let's remember okay is it tab oh I press Z naught F oh wait wait wait thank you wait your your dear I love you machines look right behind you already be a nice glowy on the way you don't have enough momentum to get up the hill wait push you guys wait wait wait thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks wait you're the left side there's a road up the left side your dick is there yeah got him Amir SUV come here what a bunch of dicks stop you [ __ ] wait wait what are you doing Oh Jackson the road over there we have no back tires you guys are about to lose this bet by the way no we're not no way in there you can't get in there from the middle what are you doing wait stop Oh excuses come on yes I ain't even mad I ain't even mad bro why the jet so once I get to it I don't know what I'm gonna my god I got it I'm coming up the hill oh I'll just wait right here don't worry all right [Music]

Channel: Markiplier

Views: 5,515,809

Rating: 4.949728 out of 5

Keywords: Grand Theft Auto (Video Game Series), Grand Theft Auto V (Award-Winning Work), gta, gta v, gta 5, grand theft auto markiplier, markiplier, gta funny moments, funny moments

Id: 3r737qAn4hw

Length: 15min 34sec (934 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 17 2015

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[u/tbakke]

Anyone else got a headache from the video lagging? There's a pause like every 3 seconds or something..