the kid who said he could skate

yeah i could do a kickflip pretty good bearings here i'll show you guys in a second i don't ever wear helmets or nothing i usually freaking just get out there and start boarding so yeah tyler said he was going to come over hold on my freaking mom's coming out i'm wearing it mom i'm wearing it i'm just not wearing it this second because i'm trying to set up for a freaking trick till you came out here i didn't say the f word mom i said freaking f-r-i-c-k mom learn how to spell i said don't wear it just please go away mom please go away please go away okay love you too sorry about my mom you guys she's going through freaking menopause again hold on move that rock move that rock that's gonna seriously eff me up if i hit that dude it's such bullcrap that they won't put energy drinks in the school vending machines freaking michelle pretty much obama that is i didn't forget about the kickflip i'm doing it i just got it freaking set up and there's rocks and crap everywhere god these trucks are freaking crap i totally would fix these things up except my freaking stepdad pretty much never lets me use his toolbox freaking these trucks suck penises you guys want to go hang out in the cvs parking lot and call people gay for no reason hold on my freaking step dad's cleaning the pool again alan do you have to do that right now no i'm not calling you dad alan you know walmart actually makes a pretty respectable board these days this isn't a walmart board this is pretty much my cousin got this from like bam or someone i think derek did you spill freaking rock star in my cookie monster flat brim clean it off before it stains i'm doing the kick flip chill guys i usually have my etnies on for this but whatever i'll see how this freaking goes guys what the hell i'm seeing rocks everywhere do you want me to die yo do one of you guys have the ipod nano with the camera built in yeah film this mom i was literally about to do a kickflip till you walked out here yes i want burger king just give me whatever it's fine sorry my mom freaking sucks guys probably my dad divorced her here i was thinking it was my fault okay you guys move those rocks all right kick flip time come on let's get this quick before my mom comes and freaks it up get mom get mom [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: Gus Johnson

Views: 2,443,664

Rating: 4.977962 out of 5

Keywords: the kid who said he skate, skate kid, gus skate, gus, gus johnson, gus and sven, gus and eddy, eddy burback, gus and eddy podcast, parody video, sketch comedy, meme, meme playlist, short n sweet, short videos, abelina sabrina, skateboard funny, funny skater, skater meme

Id: ruXsFuYY6Fk

Length: 2min 3sec (123 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 15 2021

Reddit Comments

[u/SkippedYouth]

I don't know how Gus makes me believe he's a skater teen, a baby, and a midwestern dad — but I fully believe his characters every time

[u/dakunism]

Oh WOW. Hearing the word "etnies" just took me so far back in time lol

[u/Obeast_Hunter]

Reminds me of this sketch

[u/Shenaniganz08]

Has anyone ever studied this kind of "fragile try hard" behavior ?

See it all the time, but I wonder if there is a real psychological description

[u/notjawn]

He needs to collab with these guys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao4xwe3HnVY

[u/B_Boudreaux]

Everyone had the etnies with the "m" on the side!

[u/CyberSpaceInMyFace]

Guys Johnson and Trevor Wallace make like the same videos

[u/andyr072]

First thing I noticed was his Dickhouse production company shirt and immediately thought of Jackass. Wonder if he's friends with Jeff Tremaine and the rest of the Jackass crew.

[u/Rusty-Shackleford]

real question, are kids still like this because this was basically everybody's whiny little brother in junior high school back in the early 2000's.