>>> MORNING, PILOTS, THIS IS THE
SQUAD LEADER, WE'RE ABOUT 20 MINUTES FROM JOINING UP WITH
THE SOUTH KOREAN SQUADRON. SINCE WE WERE FROM DIFFERENT
BASES, GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF, SQUAD.
I'M WILD CARD. >> SIDEWINDER.
>> VIPER. >> CLOWN PENIS.
>> PILOT, GOT A LITTLE STATIC, YOU MIND REPEATING THAT CALL
SIGN AGAIN? >> SURE, CLOWN PENIS.
CLOWN LIKE THE CIRCUS, PENIS LIKE YOUR PENIS.
LOVELY DAY TO FLY, HUH, BOYS? >> THAT NAME AGAIN?
>>> YES, I AM SAYING CLOUD PENIS.
>> A CALL SIGN IS VERY SERIOUS. WHEN AN ENEMY SEES ME ON HIS
TAIL, I WANT HIM TO FEEL THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD FEEL IF A
CLOWN SHOWED YOU HIS PENIS. CONFUSED, UNSETTLED, AND VERY,
VERY SCARED. REST ASSURED, IF YOU SEE A CLOWN
PENIS, ME OR AN ACTUAL CLOWN'S PENIS, THIS JUST AIN'T YOUR DAY.
SO HONOLULU, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SAYING CLOWN PENIS NOW?
>> STILL WEIRD, OVER AND OUT. >> YEAH, I HAVE HEARD WORSE CALL
SIGNS. I FLEW WITH A PILOT IN ACADEMY
NAMED MR. KICKASS.
>> MIGHT WANT TO CHANGE THAT TO MR. CORNYASS.
>> GUYS, LET'S WATCH OUR LANGUAGE OVER THE COMMS, PLEASE.
WE'RE IN THE AIRFORCE, NOT THE SEVENTH GRADE.
CLOWN PENIS, OUT. >> COPY THAT, OKAY.
LET'S SWITCH UP TO STEALTH FORMATION, CONFIRM NEW POSITION,
OVER. >> RIGHT WING HIGH.
>> LEFT WING LOW. >> UNINTENTIONALLY UPSIDE DOWN.
DON'T KNOW HOW I DID THIS. BUT IT'S HAPPENING.
>> CLOWN PENIS, DO YOU NEED SOME HELP CORRECTING THAT INVERT?
OVER. ALL GOOD NOW.
JUST A LITTLE OLD NINE SECONDS OF SHEER ABJECT TERROR.
THAT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, FELLAS, SINCERELY YOUR PAL, CLOWN PENIS.
>> OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO RUN A PURSUIT DRILL HERE.
INCREASE SPEED AND CLIMB TO 50,000 FEET.
OVER. >> YOU HEARD HER BOYS, ENGAGE
THOSE AFTERBURNERS. >> THEY'RE WORTH THAT PRICE TAG.
>> SIDEWINDER TO WILD CARD, I DON'T SEE CLOWN PENIS IN
FORMATION. OVER.
>> COPY THAT, CLOWN PENIS, WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT POSITION?
>> HARD TO TELL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WHERE SPACE STARTS.
I MAY HAVE TO FALL OUT OF THIS DRILL, BOYS.
IT MAY TAKE A WHILE TO FIX. IN FACT, I JUST SAW A SATELLITE,
AND THERE GO THE ARMS -- I'M DEFINITELY IN SPACE, FELLAS.
ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, CAN'T GET WORSE THAN THIS.
>> RODGER THAT CLOWN PENIS, WE'LL ALERT GROUND OF YOUR
SITUATION. >> NEVERMIND, GUYS, IT GOT
WORSE.
E-4 chicks name was “Cox.”
Subtle.
I'm most impressed they had an ATC patch for that uniform and not some mx patch or nothing at all.
In before still a better airforce movie then The 15:17 to Paris
Clown penis isn't even the weirdest callsign I've heard. I saw an RAF guy at Red Flag with the callsign "Stupid Boy".
And then of course there is the legend of Shaved Dog's Ass
"The uploader has not made this video available in your country." Eat a giant back of dicks. (Not you, OP. Anyone who thinks this shit is still OK.)
Obviously most of that was not so accurate. But the warning sounds, actually sounded like the correct master warning/master caution sounds.
>MFW no 3-1 comm
Airman Cox.
"These Raptors are sure worth the pricetag!"
Show F-16s in the opening and closing shots
Unwatchable