"F*****g Monster!" Sean Lock ELECTROCUTES Roisin Conaty | 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Sean Pt. 8

what's your morning routine will I get up I put all the light bulbs back in lockdowns over the safe these stopcock back on so we got water yeah the stop clock is no stucks things a tap on the cupboards Roshi does never use the word stop and in the same library on your itineraries you up to the stop was there any more you have to tell you it was just the fact that I shut my house nobody's allowed to use any facilities in the home to lie awake again you know just cause you don't understand some basic words I'm frightened of using words there but my wardrobe into alphabetical order let's start with a which is apron and obviously not any old apron but a hilarious apron what would you like your obituary to say I don't care I'll be dead but ideally I'd like it just to say No you can't write tears Jimmy I got English a lot more charts to get into that then we have a bit of a creep to love it f is of course this which is my my scarf so laughs you got mascot oh yes Jimmy I have basically the idea is Jimmy um you know those San buskers I want to do for them what what uber did to the cab driver I just want to wipe them out this this is my Inuit national dress for Inuit national dress that's pretty cozy J is for my jeggings when I won't guest leave reworked an old classic and it is the tiger who came for a pint the lovely story mixes up two of my favorite things which is Tigers and alcohol story to you now I've got to use Suzy's pen cam the tiger who came for a pint no there was once a tiger who fancied a point not Carling of course that was too weak and too gassy he wanted a pint that packs a punch like Stella or Cronenberg it was thirsty and needed something to wash down the zookeeper he'd just eat he liked the atmosphere of Weatherspoon's plus blast he was barred from the king's head for mauling the dark it's in so what do I have it's a name I've got my Merkin Sean if you got a mascot no you need to put your mascots part of your job yeah I forgot these banner happen so you I forgot to do it all right yeah here we go I'm happy with it Tiger drank his pint quietly beside the quiz machine soon what would the beer facts and flame-grilled McCoy's spent all his money so when George went to the cellar to flush out the Strongbow line all the beer from all the kegs and all the rum they were saving for Caribbean night then he ate the meat raffle very naughty tiger then he went to toilet on the bar we're going to have to call you a mini cab home Tiger said George the deputy manager bursting from the cellar where do you want taking to the zoo you silly bollocks so George the deputy manager called the tiger a cab it took a while to get one because the first two drivers they sent said are you mental finally pavel from station cars the journey went smoothly and eventually after a lot of questioning the tiger said look for the last time it's not a onesie Weatherspoon's deputy manager George never saw the tiger or Pavel the station's cars driver ever again what comes after Oh lose experience P P is my pub shoes no yeah it's lovely pair of shoes spirit bear on them they're perfect ready pop now let's let's hear this this fire first what is going on why do you expect when you take your holiday in Salem Shawn what was your six I got moose I was gonna do your story what's that it's moose I mean a little bit if he shoots of lyrical with it and she sort of saying she made it real with different characters I like what you've done it seems a little bit Stark Q is my world famous that I love these quiet shirt superset to a loud shirt you know we didn't realize we should have met up sort of this one out what sir what's this oh it's my new thing Jimmy your new thing I arranged fruit to find something that was I could express my creative side soothing relaxing it was something that I just I went on a course I stepped in there with ghee it just set me free it literally just set me free and he taught me I mean like what reason I've done one Bowl through that I've arranged right and one just day I think maybe boy they're on the production team did this looks like a zookeepers bucket doesn't know I'm also moving its cheese boards a lot of people arrange cheese boards in different ways some people do it in the region some people do it for hard cheese - soft cheeses I've done my cheese board politically so we've got some Manchego there we've got some compte from France we've got some Dolce latte from Italy we've got some Dutch Gelder there and from England we've got some cheddar - cheese base brexit jump supports these espadrilles can I joke I can't have a bit older yes from the other Bowl is Underpants for as I or as I'm the first column their home of the whopper these underpants might wear thin but that joke never will you know it's really funny about sticking the banana on the clock wasn't that fruit bulb it was this one [Applause] [Music] that's the fruitball and you fell for it didn't see it Oh [Music] X tricky one you're probably thinking not for me Exhibit A a lot of people these days they're there trying out they know the sort of supplements you know immune boosting things because we're all - everyone's - sanitized and hygienic these days and I think they're going in the wrong direction what I've come up with an idea is a way of really boosting your immune system the natural way which is with a bin bin because what I do is I drink the immune boosting oh I can see that catching I mean that would catch on well I'm gonna market I phoned up bird to try and get Gwyneth Paltrow to do it drip in juice what to be the face of it rectum sandblasted or something have you tried you got a mascot I want to wipe up that mess before we carry on our lick it up he doesn't want to be well something in my head said sit down Sean [Applause] my zucchero t-shirt what I put in is the electric shock okay I'm going to try and bully myself into being better at countdown I think it's a trust exercise easy it's on my back [Applause] the countdown heading I'd ask the audience to make Henning feel welcome tonight but I know that 52% of them want him to piss off back to Germany it is great to have you here tonight Henning because it'll be good to have a hostage when the war begins

Channel: Channel 4

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Id: lU5RMeYSPXk

Length: 12min 35sec (755 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 04 2018