Fancam Assembly - SNL

>>> OKAY, STUDENTS OF SAINT LAWRENCE HIGH SCHOOL, WELCOME TO YOUR ASSEMBLY ABOUT TECHNOLOGY USE. SETTLE DOWN, ALL RIGHT? HERE TO GIVE THE PRESENTATION, PLEASE WELCOME YOUR FAVORITE TEACHER, MR. BEN. >> MR. BEN! >> THANK YOU. I THINK. OKAY. LET'S START. FIRST RULE, DO NOT ACCESS IMPROPRIETY CONTENT ONLINE. AND DO NOT BULLY ON SOCIAL MEDIA. >> COME ON, GIRL. EAT IT UP. >> THANK YOU. I THINK. AND HERE'S A NEW RULE. AS OF TODAY, DO NOT MAKE FANCAMS OF SCHOOL STAFF SUCH AS THIS. ♪♪ >> NO! SKINNY LEGEND, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? >> BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE THOUSANDS OF FANCAMS OF ME, AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN, BUT I KNOW IT HAS TO STOP. >> BUT WE MAKE THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE OUR BELOVED, AND YOU HAVE US IN A CHOKE HOLD! >> OKAY. DON'T SAY THAT. I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY DO YOU MAKE SPARKLY FAST ROMANTIC MONTAGES OF ME EVERY SINGLE DAY LIKE THIS. ♪♪ >> I MEAN, WE DON'T MAKE THEM EVERY DAY. >> YEAH. JUST ON THE DAYS YOU SEND US OR GIVE US LIFE. >> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? >> DON'T WORRY. IT JUST MEANS YOUR FOOT IS ALWAYS ON OUR NECKS. SEE. ♪♪ >> IS THAT ME RIGHT NOW? HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SO FAST, AND HOW DID YOU TAKE OVER ACCESS TO THE MONITOR? >> MR. BEN, WHY YOU SO MAD? YOU'RE IN YOUR ASSEMBLY ERA. >> I'M NOT MAD. I'M CONFUSED. IS THE WAY I ATE THIS UP A COMPLIMENT BECAUSE IT WAS NOM, NOM DELISH AND HAD YOU GAG? >> EXACTLY. WE LOVE YOU DOWN, MR. BEN. >> YOU'RE SO FATHER, PERIOD. >> OKAY. SEE. BUT IF FANCAMS ARE -- IF -- OKAY. IF FANCAMS ARE BECAUSE I'M FATHER, THEN WHY DID YOU MAKE FANCAMS OF LADY LUNCH PAULINA? >> BECAUSE PAULINA IS MOTHER. ♪♪ >> KIDS ON PHONE TOO MUCH. GROW UP WRONG. >> GUYS, I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND IF FANCAMS ARE GOOD OR BAD. DID YOU MAKE A FANCAM OF LUNCH LADY PAULINA TO MAKE FUN OF HER? >> NO. WE MADE IT BECAUSE SHE ATE US UP AND LEFT NO CRUMBS. >> THAT'S IT. FANCAMS ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED FROM SCHOOL. >> NO! >> WHY, MR. BEN? THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. MID. >> I'M SORRY. I WANT TO BE A COOL TEACHER. I KNOW I'M YOUR BIAS AND THAT I ALWAYS MUNCH ON IT, BUT I JUST DON'T GET IT. WHAT'S -- WHY DOES YOUR GENERATION HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE A CELEBRITY? WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING? WHY? >> FINE. YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW? IT'S CUZ COVID. >> WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? >> BECAUSE THREE YEARS COVID MADE US ONLINE FOREVER. >> BECAUSE COVID LOCK US DOWN WHEN WE ARE 11, AND NOW WE ARE 14, SO NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE YOU DADDY. >> BECAUSE MOMMY WORKS REMOTELY ALL DAY AND DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO EAT IT UP NO CRUMBS LEFT, SO WE MADE YOU DADDY AND MS. JENNY MOMMY. >> WHAT? WHY IS MS. JENNY MOMMY? >> GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] WE'VE TOLD YOU, THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND MR. BEN. >> OH, REALLY? THEN EXPLAIN THIS. ♪♪ >> HONEY, THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH. LET'S JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH. MS. JENNY AND I, WE'RE IN LOVE. >> OOH! >> FINE, IT'S TRUE. HE'S DADDY, I'M MOMMY, AND WE'RE ALL A HAPPY FAMILY. NO CRUMBS LEFT. >> YEAH! ♪♪

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Length: 5min 23sec (323 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 05 2023