Family Guy- Peter Goes back to 3rd Grade

good morning class starting today we have a new student Peter would you like to introduce yourself hi my name is Peter Griffin um I was actually in third grade a long time ago but I never finished back then we had a teacher named mrs. Wilson except except we had this funny little nickname for her we called her mrs. kill son cuz she had an abortion I know I know it's kind of silly but we would you know we were just a bunch of kids I'm sorry go ahead mrs. Wilson thank you Peter why don't you sit over there next to Omar Omar is our top student and we're hoping you'll lead us to victory next week in the district spelling bee what are you doing in our class you're old are you stupid or something yeah picking on a new kid huh well at least my parents didn't name me gamer Wow someone for being homosexual and by laughing at other people's sexuality somehow I feel better about my own [Music] all right Suzy what have you brought in for show-and-tell this is my Malibu Barbie doll that I got for Christmas this year she comes with a hairbrush a pocketbook and two different dresses oh my god who the hell cares Peter I would like to remind you that you are in a classroom not for long can I help you sir hi there my name is Glenn Griffin I'm here to pick up my son Peter for a ball get doctor's appointment Peter is your son that is affirmative because you look a lot more like that child over there daddy Oh God Oh God huh Oh God hey there are no kids in here right no just me oh thank god you want to have unprotected sex [Music] hey OMA what a Hertz donut um okay Hertz donut dumbass Wow he effectively silenced Omar by hitting him in the face my dad hits me but I bet if I hit others the pain stops someday I'll use what I've learned here on my wife Peter is this your homework hold on let me take out my reading glasses yeah that's mine I could flunk you for this but but lickers is a three-syllable word not even Omar can spell those so you're joining him next week's district spelling bee if you lead our school to victory I'll let you pass third grade but if you lose you fail I accept that challenge late 70s Bruce Jenner take me home hop on Peter our next Spelling Bee contestant is Omar Maha Sharif ah something September 11th II all right Omar your word is candy candy C a and D why candy that's correct our next contestant is Peter Griffin Peter your word is tree can you use it in a sentence please there is a tree by the lake huh can you use it in a dirty sentence I like to bring transient hookers to the old oak tree where I asphyxiate myself at the same time I'm watching them have sex with each other TR EE tree correct we're now down to our final two competitors Peter Griffin and Omar North Tower Omar you'll be going first your word is coagulate I'm sorry Omar bet you could spell box-cutter I'm 9 years old and I'm Indian all right Peter if you spell your next word correctly you win the competition your word is lesbians can you use it in a sentence the two lesbians are going shopping can use it in a dirty sentence the two lesbians are going shopping for double headed marital AIDS to him [Music] wait can you use it in a libelous sentence Gillian Anderson and Helen Hunt are lesbians Ellie SBI ans correct way to go yeah yeah you're a smart fella dad and you're a fart smeller Meg let's go home

Channel: Cartoon Comedy

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Id: RykTF61wtrA

Length: 4min 59sec (299 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 28 2018