Family Guy Cutaway Compilation Season 3

Peter you can't just pull the kids out of school for a baseball game yeah there's nothing these kids learn in school they can't learn on the street it's three o'clock where the hell is Louie well you tell me Louis left his house at 2 15 and has to travel a distance of 6.2 miles at a rate of 5 miles per hour what time will Louis arrive depends if he stops to see his hope that's what we call a variable this is great we haven't done anything together like this since we saw Mike Tyson get beat all right Mike the word again is onomatopoeia uh see I'm sorry that's incorrect oh dang hey Bonnie making chicken marsala tonight oh she made that three nights ago wow that some nose you got yeah one time it almost got me a spokesman deal follow your nose follow your nose follow your nose oh I'm sorry I I no that that was good I just I didn't think you were gonna go so cartoony with it well how how would you read it oh I don't know I was thinking of doing it you know good like like an actor but you know you're always good too Brian ever since your addiction you've been a jerk I missed the good old days when you were my sidekick uh so she hated my tie until I told her it was made out of 100 but a fuco fiber yeah yeah yeah hey uh Brian I have a little time music Peter's tie Peter's tie that's because Peter's the guy all right that's just no Thai music [Applause] oh man I peeked in on one of those it was more boring than when I was a security guard for George Harrison NH [Applause] [Music] L's in church [Music] hey hey hey quiet down up there your wacky Beetle damn British first they took a bar now they're taking our friendship what's next apple pie fast cars and action films [Music] it was a glorious summer in Oxford when I met Freddie Cavendish a most remarkable young man whose friendship would change my life forever you are the anchor that gives my spirit license to soar Peter let's pack it in there's too much water out here yeah let's hit the bar oh come on there's worse things in life than rain like uh like like spiders well he's behind the door Tina he's bothering everyone say something say something I'll kick his ass someone ought to kick his ass don't go in there Peter all right all right give me a Kleenex I knew he was bad I knew ah I say look at me I feel like a regular grease monkey hey remember that time it had that Mustang oh yeah you you took it for the spin that time yeah that was awesome no there's no Chowder Heads on the corner they busted your stone hey your sister say anything about me can you believe it our little Stewie learning to ride his first tricycle yeah this is gonna be even more exciting than when Brian taught me about Christopher Columbus where are we going Brian well Peter we're going to visit the year 1492 that's when Columbus set sail on his famous voyage of the new world hey we're on a ship that's right Peter this is the Santa Maria one of three ships Columbus took to find a direct route to India and a sign of India yet fellow nothing yet Captain India but I thought Columbus was going to America on the contrary Peter Columbus discovered America entirely by mistake wow oh come on Lois when have I not been there for you get out of the damn car now screaming you're dead thanks for the ride lady well I wish I tried to fit in with your dad's crowd but it's worse than before tell you this sucks worse than that time I was on Survivor how dare you wash your clothes in our drinking water BB now how are we gonna survive in this harsh unforgiving Terrain all right Donnie make sure the wheel goes all the way around oh no Headhunters yeah am I fired do you like children I love children that's why I'm here I want the opportunity to raise my puppies do you remember an incident at a South Attleboro Denny's in December of 1996. uh yeah I guess ah ah you like that huh you like that you just to this out don't you well tune this out ah shut up well we can't keep it in my room cause there's an evil monkey that lives in my closet [Music] you know the sad part is he wasn't always evil honey good news I made partner [Applause] we're almost home honey oh look there's the star on the town Christmas tree we're following it home just like the three wise men so what'd you get them gold gold I thought we agreed on a five dollar limit here yeah I just got him a crappy little bottle of myrrh hello frankincense you always do this okay okay look we'll put everything together and put all our names on it no yeah no no no no no no no Ryan will you watch Stewie for a minute sure and please keep it close on I am in remember what happened last time Stewie get down before you hurt yourself shut up you're not my mother but God are you all right fine why do you ask yeah Peter's not exactly the most understanding guy when it comes to you and other men like that time at the movies uh I I was terribly awkward but I I wanted to tell something but I I seem to be so charmingly befuddled ah that Hugh Grant is so handsome oh is that how it is come here you home wrecking faster don't do it dad he's bigger than you and when you went to that concert thank you thank you very much this next one is for all the ladies out there and then there was last Saturday night oh look at that handsome man you son of a [ __ ] I don't know Lois splitting up didn't work too well for Pac-Man and his wife hey come on buddy forget about her you're too good for her anyway cheer up man hey hey you want to eat us up [Applause] no he's not budging come on let's go to cuberts yeah my glasses I can't see a thing without my glasses why won't you let me get laser surgery because I just don't think it's safe okay I just need to make a quick incision here and we should be all done Mrs Wilson Luke use the force really because I was just gonna use the force okay [Music] are you happy I've never been happy thank you but I can't stay it's Friday night I've got to go to Temple Temple oh like Indiana Jones [Music] well you've just pick it up already

Channel: Godfather Peter

Views: 72,857

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Id: gbWpe7RQIIE

Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 21 2023