Family Guy Funniest Moments Part 3 !

[Music] all right man we're back dude new family guy yes sir yeah family guy part three i'm not gonna lie i do be saying american dad and south park is better than family guy but family gotta be having some funny moments yeah i kind of like feeling good i i can't can't say can not say family guy is not goldie it's definitely goated this was the first show i used to sneak and watch when i was a little kid yeah boy if i were that car watching this boy i'm over with for real heck yeah my person's not going for it i ain't gonna lie my granddaddy was dating at first until i got to a certain age and he just laid her right i couldn't watch this around my family right now for real someone couldn't stand this i can't stand that's crazy it's funny bro [Music] so everyone i have an announcement to make i'm gonna be the new music teacher at adam west high what he say you're joking i'm not joking i start monday my wife a music teacher hold on that's a marriage timeout he really not moving i i think i did this wrong yeah are we supposed to be the frozen ones dad's a loser yeah he sucks stopping why he can't hear us but i could hear them and it hurt turns out if you're gonna learn how to stop time in wizard school don't leave class early to be the first in line for lunch it was pizza day and you'd think it's gotta be pretty good pizza being made by a magic wand and whatnot but it was just okay i don't think it was the usual guy making it this has been a peter griffin marriage timeout peter you want another waffle uh i can't lois i promised janice i'd take a shift can i get two eggs scrambled on toast sure thing honey adam and eve on a raft wreck him i'd like a hot dog with ketchup and some jello please paint a bow wow red and a side of nervous pudding can i have a well done burger with lettuce and tomato burn one drag it through the garden paint a rose on it can i use your bathroom got a telephone pole heading into the swimming holes playing with sunshine but carol's lucky to have a sister like lois you're telling me i always wanted a brother assistant but instead i got a broaster hey peter you want to see my vaginas i don't know an idiot who's gonna show up on sportscenter tonight coming up after the break we'll have highlights of the playoff game between the freaking unrelated okay now add 20 okay now multiply it by four okay and what do you got 8008 and what does 8008 look like on a calculator what if we had two calculators and we put them next to each other yes yes yes find one yes come here boy come back hey what's up we going for a ride in the car no no i had a question for you don't ever [ __ ] do that unless you have a car ride to offer you know i was just thinking when i was your age my uncle roy shared a beer with me i drank it and i was so excited i fell asleep i must have tossed and turned something fierce because when i woke up my pants were off never saw much of uncle roy after that turned out we weren't even related it's such an honor to play the mountain graham aren't you proud of your dad kids are you kidding god this is worse than having ronald mcdonald for a father hi dad don't wait up whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a minute wait a minute lisa come back here you're not going out with all that makeup on but dad upstairs you're a mcdonald's yeah let's see more fascinating pubescent treasures chris has got hidden away ooh hustler magazine i finally get to see what a vagina looks oh god oh my god oh my god you can't hurt anyone anymore oh my god i can see oh god but if anybody finds out it'll ruin my icu brand ah peter told me he'd been doing laundry so now i'm even wondering if he lost those 75 pounds like he said what's that lois i'm just on the spin bike got a good sweat going boy you're right sarah loves those hills everyone time to dress for dinner oh i want to light the candles pop pop oh boy i haven't had this much fun since i played with that buble wrap i just haven't met you yet oh cool thank you mm-hmm michael bloomberg oh my god older mom women aunt kiss this is a very skeevy packing product i can't believe doug's dad texted me and said we had to come to doug's t-ball game or he was going to sue us looks like they got big league chew yeah i saw that i saw they take our big league the baseball field good memories lost my v card here with jennifer jason lee and that dug out right over there that was fast times yeah fast for her maybe i took a while excuse me what happened to your big trip to providence good morning sports fans all right bro oh man he like molests chris or something but he hangs out with chris but he's like a molester he's a child lester yeah he loved chris like and i guess he told chris he was leaving but he was at the game at the like kids game yeah for a new kid excellence check this out ball one look spaz hold the bat like this and then step into it as you swing forward i did it thanks mr griffin i'm leaving come on chris don't be mad the plans change oh hey dog are you kidding me he was jealous [Music] attention everybody this is your hey how was your date it's still going i'm pretty close to dumbledore easy false false i had to pause that now i get it i'm sorry i played your saxophone i didn't play the sex at all hey how was your date it's still going i'm pretty close to done with this when we parked the car she did that thing where she leaned over and unbuckled me from my car seat and she took a little extra time fishing around for that bottom safety belt you know what that means the only downside is she has kids but i said i'm cool with it in the car seat yeah that is crazy but the dog is in love with his mom with his mom yeah but peter and his friend dang that's a little tip i've got a little tip too what someone did i'm here now what is it oh no no i was using that to punctuate my sentences don't do that i walked very far thinking i'd get a carrot very far there's no carrots guys who are we waiting for chris i called in some professionals they're gonna take us somewhere dad will never find your candy and where's that i can't say there are ears everywhere good morning mr feldman morning chris couldn't help but over here you're off on a little trip never mind about that mr feldman i could hear that get in you know i should really be in a backwards-facing car seat they're now saying kids through eight should at least be in a booster seat you have any kids don't make small talk with these guys no no he's all right it's nice to have someone ask for a change yes i have four children all dead well here we are quick hide your candy i feel like you get the hand shut up this whole backyard yes but we couldn't take a chance of being followed well it's so wow really matters and no family is closer than ours that's why we love taking trips together here we are in machu picchu is that the topless place in south attleboro i spat on a chick there at a work retreat peter just stop talking what we've been places they ain't so great well this year is perhaps our biggest trip ever we're climbing mount everest oh yeah is that right well so are we peter but it doesn't look like your family would be up to the task i think he's right about that after all we couldn't even turn a double play all right griffin's on the ground we're going to second let's turn two here ground ball's a double play ball plays that second let's look sharp tucked up t let's flash that leather head again wait a second this infield's a great wall of china getting past us could be behind you brian good to be all around stewie say yes to life brian i'll be home for christmas son of a [ __ ] [Applause] oh i got a flock of birds that were too tired to fly back north boy this is the way to do it huh jerry sure is i think this makes us lazy nah we're still in the v shape this one it is ready

Channel: CartierFamily

Views: 101,179

Keywords: Comedy, FamilyGuy

Id: uTeH6b1NsjQ

Length: 10min 47sec (647 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 28 2022