Boondocks Funniest Moments ! (Part 1)

[Music] boom doc's funniest moment what's good what's your favorite y'all is your favorite moment bro oh no probably probably something when stink meaner bro stingrayness i think my favorite character probably was uh doug niffinson dudes he was talking yeah he was celebrating i feel like my favorite episode when grandpa was smoking [Music] see that's what i'm talking about right there we don't use the n word in this house granddad you said the word 46 times yesterday what you don't believe me go ahead pull the trigger now are you sure that i said pull that trigger now you want to play rough okay big nostrils over yonder you suck up so much air don't trust them [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] y'all [Applause] [Applause] it seems like the hip-hop community is trading in their gold chains for gold showers hip hop singer r kelly is on trial again this week for sharing some of his liquid bling with yet another underage girl next time use a golden shower [Music] two i like showers hey that sounds like the light if you're good santa claus might give you a gold shower for christmas christmas my granddad can you take us into the city tomorrow you do realize that light-skinned hoe was cold don't cuss boy now watch your mouth i didn't cuss i said oh i can't come back we are going to die [Music] well we're talking 20 25 tops okay but if they not all hoes then why i got to pay to take them out to eat then i mean i'm paying that's payment i don't know cause that's just what you do you meet a girl you take her out to dinner but hanging the girl you're paying the restaurant but i'm paying which makes her why don't i just give her the money i was going to spend on dinner [Music] that's how it starts you know taking [ __ ] out to eat meals and whatnot next thing you know you wake up in a rest haven fo hoes a sanctuary for scandalous skies and [Music] it's just a date what if he marries her we end up with a hope for a grandma riley shut your dumb ass up what if we have a hope for a grandma she comes to school on career day what if they have kids we have a brother a sister that's half house we say have hope and grenade [Music] [Music] merchandise at this residence there she is merchandise hold up flick back no that's a pimp name slick back that's what i said slick back no no it's a pimp named slick back like a tribe called quest you say the whole thing a pimp named slickback can we call you stick back for sure no [ __ ] kristoff who is this person [Music] yes [Music] good why don't you just wait outside oh this is so funny now damn indiana jenkins [Music] [Music] i can't believe you got your ass kicked by a blind man granddad my knee went up you know i got a bad knee bad knee had bad eyes you couldn't sleep granddad he beat you like a big stop it boys [Music] oh the men obviously had a heightened sense of hearing oh i thought granddad had a heightened sense of falling no that's enough now you just stopped laughing at your granddaddy what's wrong with you granddad had hit me written down his forehead [Music] wait maybe he gonna fall on me what [Applause] [Music] this right here is the best episode this one is you can't might be the best cartoon all time [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh you think you just gonna leave it down [Music] he said no what country you from right what ain't no country i ever heard of they speak english and what what english [ __ ] do you speak it yeah so you understand the words i'm saying to you yeah well what i'm saying is that there are no knowns and that there are known unknowns but there's also unknown unknowns things we don't know that we don't know what they want what that means say what one more time he's saying it to a kid anyway i watched that show my brother calls the news oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i think it i seen the whole thing you should have seen that [ __ ] i saw it oh every i brought peach cobbler ew miss dubois your peach cobbler look like throw up boy it dude look it looks like throw up with peas in it mr why you been eating peas what's wrong with me what's wrong with her she's the one who brought vomit over here in the tupperware container that is not vomit it just looks like bobby now it's okay really i'm sorry your peach cobbler look like vomit with peeps please you know we don't have to i don't care if you baby granddad i won't eat it it's disgusting it's completely i know [Music] but his unwillingness to talk with the police is a common trait with black people [Music] it's no secret that black people are culturally inclined against snitching hey i see nothing hell now smith [ __ ] your mom introduce myself [Music] my name's alistair rigby but as far as you're concerned i'm willy [ __ ] wonka and you're taking a [ __ ] in my [ __ ] chocolate factory easy boss don't get upset when i have to go with a dentist i'm upset when liverpool beats arsenal i'm upset but when some little [ __ ] decides to take over one of the most profitable territories in the country i'm beyond [ __ ] upset i'm very [ __ ] upset so from now on you're under new management you will work for me but in return you'll receive an allowance allowance yes allowance as in i'm allowing you to keep ten percent and i'm allowing you to keep drawing breath on this earth now oh wow either get down or you lay down the smart thing was to say yes get up and leave the room um but then i thought to myself what if this was a movie look [ __ ] you the plane prince william the queen this is america my president is black and my lambo is blue [ __ ] i get to got my hotel room on the street i'm slapping the [ __ ] outta damn damn dude all right imagine the kids telling that to your face crazy today because y'all think jail is cool is you know about that yes oh you know about that tell me what you know about that tell me what you think about that the prison industrial complex is a system situated at the intersection of government and private interests it uses prisons as a solution to social political rights it includes human rights violations the death penalty slave labor policing courts the media political prisoners and the elimination of drugs did you just say what i was trying to say but smarter i like this look show up hands how many people ever make right you can't get no higher than that look you step in here you get raped but but i'll definitely stroke your head lovingly while i do it see cuz i want you to like it now you don't have to like it but i sorry i was distracted by that fun don't think that's um time okay now let's talk about time time dreams up in here medium brown soft features darling in shape but still soft and squishy now i like to put the jelly inside my eyes then put some of this peanut butter on top of it i call it a peanut butter jelly sandwich you really don't want this to happen to you okay okay kids look huh tom just got his manhood he should've knocked me off [Music] it's my partner if i see a man i like i tell him like this here i like you i like you and i want you to that we can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours what's it gonna i don't want to do this anymore sound like to me you wanted to hide your truth [Applause] now we take it out of the prison so back up back up hey what they actually took over the prison yeah white y'all

Channel: CartierFamily

Views: 231,011

Keywords: Boondocks

Id: FILIRM-W1Xs

Length: 19min 21sec (1161 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 15 2022