Family Guy Funniest Moments Part 6 !

thank you [Music] what's good guys Family Guy more than a minute it's been a minute we actually did it yesterday we did one yesterday I missed it family got too good bro I was I was actually enjoying it all right yesterday two days ago yeah yeah I was enjoying it man uh part six that's Jesus that's crazy bro they have so many seasons like how many seasons did they go up to well I wonder that's crazy yeah I miss a lot of Family Guy a lot a lot of these things that we see on here I haven't seen it so yeah I've never been one to hold grudges I even forgave the man who murdered my son and although I will never get over the pain of what you did to my son I forgive you because I believe you are sick and in need of help Mr Griffin this is the office of City Planning you requested a variance to build a hot tub off your garage oh yeah but again no I will tell your son your son is dead oh my God here we are Christmas 1976 the father of our nation George Washington is about to boldly across the Delaware what's on his arms there's a water wings he was terrified of the water easy anything in the universe absolutely Brookstone massage chair really or are you sure yep never been more sure of anything in my life well except one thing good evening sir would you like to hear our specials yeah Pizza after all I'm a guy who taught old Asian people how to get on the subway [Applause] I don't know why nobody else matters all right you made it now twirl that long hair sticking out of your face more and cough cough like you've never coughed before and we'll be a better team than the Warsaw Globetrotters talking shirt give to my friend spin on fingers two rotations [Music] nothing is off limits geez Peter you're more excited than Adrian Peterson at an arboretum Daddy what kind of tree is that man I want to beat you with so many things around here I hope my dad's not watching ABC no [Applause] all right we're just going to take a quick cap smear don't do me pap smear no at this hospital we obtain the sample using beloved British comic strip roustabout handicap hello love let's have a swear I'm not letting you do that you can't even see ah it's all right Bird I goes by smell whoa you're ready for this of course I am I'm tired of living my life in a tiny little box like some sort of claustrophobic turtle oh everybody hates how you dress right Joe sorry I stay out of fashion debates I've been burned one too many times hey guys how does anything different yeah and then he's got a hot new look the whole thing it just means bad idea like when I brought Museum Behavior into my home foreign excuse me we do ask that you don't touch anything slowly on it you're never gonna find a turkey in there oh I'll find one I mean you're looking at the guy who found the Fountain of Youth [Music] it's very far away from here oh look I can't take you back like an Asian guy going to a salon I I want to have my anus reached [Music] yeah I mean I'm sure they'll be adopted I'll call it yeah I'm still keeping all the gifts from the baby shower you had a baby shower oh now this makes it real okay that's enough cake for you Marybeth again I'm having the best time especially yesterday when we all got mammograms [Music] if I have cancer we're all going to Brazil so much to learn did you know that Jesus didn't really die on the cross so what was the cause of death cocaine and severe trauma to the colon yeah I'm gonna need to see those forms we'll go check it out right now ordinarily I'd say no but that adult kickball league is coming in for drinks so let's get out of here guys check it out I've got flip up shades on my flip up Shades dude you are the worst hey we're all the worst all right you know what I know something that'll help you sleep wait here well I hope so because I've tried everything counting sheep thinking sleepy thoughts I even higher the Sandman sand and sand and sand and sand and sand and sand and um if you don't go to sleep at this time the same man will come yeah literally that's the key is to scare we're focused on marketing his erotic Advent calendar all right kids let's see what's under Christmas style another puckered anus I know honey but if you give it a little time I'm sure you'll get over huh just like you got over your hamster dance Tourette Syndrome excuse me Mom could you please pass it please brain ain't right but it's fun that's so funny we now return to DJ butcher DJ butcher hey you requested a song or ordering some sliced me me half a pound of turkey please you want a sample you mean like a slice of turkey or like a short section of one musical recording that's been digitally repurposed to be part of a new song I don't know I might quit this job I think we can really knock it out of the park well we sure can Lois we're gonna be a great team like Moses and his buddy who like to collect seashells bro yeah we did you showed about this Peter you bet as sure as I was when I created Lady Gaga all right listen fella your game is confusion sip Sam soup nobody gets a straight look at nothing you were right Peter this kid's a thief we did it well look at us you know we make a great team guys like Huey Lewis and the Jews [Music] we now return to an 80s teen movie at a realistic High School you going down at that karate tournament I don't think so you guys do karate you're both losers hey dude can you pass me a speck of spazz sorry bro all out you want a cube of fruit no I'm not into fruits I gotta tear a laser dragon can I handle that I don't know can't you can come what the hell is going on all right you've got to agree to this surgery because right now you're as useless as Black Widow is to The Avengers so what's your superpower kicking oh right because none of us can kick hey which one of you guys can kick I'm gonna stop being nice with the uh pink stuff that like no no you do that um nah bro now that black widow had like the pink things that come out and who's that that's uh remember that like she damn near saved them and uh what are you talking about I don't know her name she has a show from Thanos she's one division one what's her name she's in that show I don't know so all she does is fight that's crazy stop being nice it's basically like a lady Batman they always need new TSA screeners really wow that'd be great thanks Mr Quagmire and thanks for taking the time most people are considered that nice to me gross oh wow you're making a smart move quagmaya like I did when I wanted to get out of that foreign why don't we go through the profit loss statement line by line from the past six quarters which will offer us a good cost analysis comparison but I think we'll be able to utilize oh my God oh my God I gotta leave I got a nosebleed and uh I don't work here I never did very well in school either I even failed Home Room Peter Griffin there it was awful I didn't even get to go to my high school prom but my mom did hey is Crystal ready uh hello bro look at the picture on the wall bro that's why he's like that bro hey is Crystal ready oh hi Ronnie Hey listen have my mom home by midnight okay I'll have her home in 20 minutes oh come on boy is he changing colors bro in 20 minutes oh come on that's what he said bro listen that's just hey is Crystal ready oh hi Ronnie Hey listen have my mom home by midnight okay how about a plower in the limo and have her home in 20 minutes she bought the dress for the next 72 hours I'm gonna be harder to find than a nice cat if you need me to clean out your litter box mittens gosh come on make your only chance at Fame would have been as the dog on Friday nothing well of course I respect my father he's a vet woof not that kind of vet you can't always get things right on the first try just look at Snoopy's original [Music] hey you having a good time tonight [Music] I used to love that show Dennis the Menace what the hell oh it's you my wife said I'm not allowed to get mad at you anymore I enjoyed every time we watch all right guys what is what part six part seven all right guys we're gonna start bringing out these parts more guys people say we got to get some more Family Guy in so we all do that for y'all we out here guys

Channel: CartierFamily

Views: 159,825

Keywords: FamilyGuy

Id: hX692thhgIw

Length: 11min 25sec (685 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 03 2022