Family Guy Quagmire Best Moments!

[Music] what was that no cap bar again make me think about it oh you said he said he said he said i went from a sale to a man or something yeah yeah he said i went to a man all right guys we're here with the family guy man who played quagmire and family guy bro who was the stop captain right there it is yeah i hate this guy with far lane no i'm just kidding he invented it i'm not dude nah i don't even know who george clooney is i just know this is right man they killed catching george clooney i remember on family guy they kept trapping them and getting rid of them i mean he was doing it oh piece of candy piece of kid is that george clooney mcfarlane that's what i said you said that yes damn brother not hear that y'all heard him singing bro mm-hmm just kidding i didn't know that he was a character i knew he created it i didn't know he was the voice yeah he says he's the voice but i did say that yeah going quiet so he created family guy i'm pretty sure yeah he said then i'll be quagmire all right the perfect voice to eat shout out seth baby how'd you like to share a pair of skates sure oh never mind hey baby how'd you like to share a pair of skates sure oh never mind well you look a lot better from the back jerk oh hey baby you want to go somewhere no no no no wait wait quagmire remember what's on the other side [Music] why do you say organist if you don't want i don't understand the world anymore that's funny quagmire how was florida oh it was great and guess what i smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks back in my ass uh quagmire fireworks aren't illegal here you could have just put them in your car and driven them up here oh yeah that's just as fun uh this is gonna be a bigger pain in the ass and getting into a lasting cleveland ladies and gentlemen the quahog men's chorus hey hey hey clap one more time you're not coming to my birthday who did that giggity got joe finally you watch paralyzed too guys i don't think i can make it today it's looking like funny like going to labor close to home it's your fault for knocking her up that's why i always use a con sorry i'm sorry i can't even say that was straightforward quagmire and this is b bush all right what did you do to yourself quagmire well i just covered my entire private area with honey now we're just waiting for the bees giggity all right here they come okay okay they're on there let's just move all right nobody nobody do nothing just don't wanna don't wanna make him mad stop it yeah we wouldn't want the bees to get mad i hate new bees i hate your bees all right that's enough that's enough just just get them off get them off put it back in the hive yeah all right enough is enough cleveland open the hive all right quagmire bring him over here [Music] is [ __ ] hanging with the [ __ ] i ain't gonna do this i didn't think they did that yeah this is bad this is bad this is horrible [Music] let me handle this he said what the identification yeah that's amazing how the hell did you match it oh i didn't match the shape i just stuck it in there and broke it all right susie what have you brought in for show and tell this is my malibu barbie doll that i got for christmas this year she comes with a hairbrush a pocketbook and two different dresses oh my god who the hell cares peter i would like to remind you that you are in a classroom not for long can i help you sir hi there my name is glenn griffin i'm here to pick up my son peter for a ball get uh doctor's appointment peter is your son that is affirmative because you look a lot more like that child over there daddy oh god [Applause] no just me oh thank god you want to have unprotected set hmm [Laughter] [Music] hey brian i thought maybe we could spend the afternoon to get it really that'd be great i should because i got this new gun here we go and uh i thought we could go deep in the woods uh where no one would ever think oh yeah and uh just shoot it awkward you know like so far in that no one can hear gunfire a little on the news or screaming uh i don't think so peter geez it's like he thinks i'm gonna shoot him he's acting all crazy like quagmire when he drunk dials me hello hey what are you what are you doing quagmire i'm sleeping yeah i was just out with joe what are you doing i just told you oh that's right i just i i just asked that i forgot hey hey this song made me think of you so wait listen to this song you met awesome you said you weren't going to call him it's not him you thick bully joe told me not to call you so so what so what are you doing intruders stewie you in there you think he's here oh god it's cleveland and bob hope oh well the damage is done better get them out of here perhaps i'll shackle them in the basement with a 24-hour broadcast of the directv help channel oh where are we getting to know your remote is easier than you might think these buttons at the top control volume channel and the power on your receiver to see what else is playing just press guy and then scroll through the 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i use your wrists i took a laxative and a stool hardener oh and they're fighting it out in there yeah it's upstairs mort oh boy i hope there's a scale in there i'd like to have a before and after on this one i'll be out in a minute i really need to go she said she'll be out in a minute [Music] he's clean well looks like that's it except for the flight crew hey brian what's with the johnny law routine say hello to our newest narc he's a natural oh yeah how good are you you're back from manila you had olympia for dinner then you made love to two filipino women oh man you mean three filipino women hey meg 18 yeah mr quagmire what are you doing in here this is my base of operations uh mr quagmire the girl's gym class will be in the showers in 20 minutes oh he's up here within it's her birthday today didn't get her anything so i guess you heard about the fight huh oh yeah they're talking about it in all the girls bathrooms totally get that the sex thing is what made me popular but would it kill us to just once tell a joke that brings glory to god eight years ago glenn opened a restaurant where he was spying on ladies peeing in the bathroom he's ridiculous action settlement he ended rehab and that's where he found jesus the restaurant was called sprinklers that should have been a tip off he still runs dumpies but i'm pretty sure that one's legit mm-hmm yeah family guy's very rated r it sounds ridiculous you wouldn't get a lot of jokes if you're younger at all thanks well guys since my family got clips man i don't know what part this is might be like part four or something well this is quagmire so this is part one guys we appreciate it guys that is how we go

Channel: CartierFamily

Views: 237,438

Keywords: Family Guy

Id: iM8uJSYHuFk

Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Thu Sep 15 2022