Fallout: New Vegas is too good for this world

Fallout New Vegas or as I like to call it Fallout 3 with Blackjack and hookers is the rootinest tootus shootinest Cowboy bootness game since God himself invented the Wild Wild West in New Vegas you play as the postal Postman who must overcome the Dual obstacles of a crippling head injury and crippling gambling addiction to deliver the mail or die trying again developed by Bethesda game studios is friend of city and entertainment New Vegas is the third and final game in the Fallout Trilogy bracket's good in fact this game is so good it's almost like it was intentionally designed to slight me my attempts to derive comedy from its story and Design El I can't even say you play as Mr New Vegas because he's already in the game and I love him bless your heart just like the rest of the trilogy Bethesda had nothing to do with this one except for the engine and the QA testing meaning this game is less stable than a celebrity Marriage as a YouTuber I know a thing or two about instability come on obsidian how is a game built on the exact same engine as the last one somehow more unstable but while your CPU fights for its life you'll also be fighting for your life in a brutal War playing out one call of duy's match worth of soldiers at a time between furries and the IRS as they attempt to take control of Hoover Dam this is depicted as is the struggle of equally valid ideas the balance of which can be tipped by a homicidal mailman with extensive brain damage but despite the surprise brain piercing you are still the most functional person in the state of Nevada let me explain after a game that central theme was about how decisions made before you were born eventually require your death for the Salvation of mankind New Vegas dares to ask yo what if the apocalypse was [ __ ] ridiculous to that end the factions we will meet are similarly [ __ ] ridiculous like the Kings a gestal Consciousness where every member is pretending to be Elvis Presley The Gun Runners and a Naros syndicalist arms Co-op and the great cons a biker gang that forgot to have bikes not that they'll need them because in this game the entire state of Nevada is considered walking distance which is fine since I have Spurs that jingle jangle jingle and I am riding merrily the [ __ ] Along on this journey to deliver a platinum poker chip to do house or at least I was until Chandler Bing shot me in the face at least to keep you company on your journey you'll have a selection of the hardest bangers ever put to silicone seriously the music in this game slaps harder than a coked up chimpanzee instead of control fing the lyrics of every song ever written with the words nuclear in it New Vegas has a mix of Western ballad and big band kuners a collection of Music actually relevant to the setting then again sometimes you'll get some Stone Cold bangers like big Iron but other times you get Johnny Guitar played 30 times in a row and you'll want to turn the big iron on yourself watch this so please assume the position as we delve P first into the post post-apocalyptic world of Fallout New [Applause] Vegas before we're Unleashed on an unsuspecting world we received the standard protagonist briefing there are three factions fighting for control of the Mojave the new California Republic dedicated to Old World values like taxes and embezzlement Caesar's Legion dedicated even older World values like slavery and gay orgies and old man house dedicated to keeping these [ __ ] kids off his lawn we are a mailman hired to deliver a platinum ship to the strip but now we are forced to watch as a fashion criminal commits mail fraud you cons might kill a man without looking him in the eye but not me oh GE thanks you're doing me a real big [ __ ] favor here sorry kid I guess no one told you life was going to be this way fortunately the only thing that bullet hit was the part of my brain that allowed me to feel empathy wake the [ __ ] up Samurai what's your name son I don't remember that's a stupid name let's get you diagnosed I'm going to say a statement and you tell me if you agree with it or not nfts are a good investment strongly agree well that clinches it you've definitely been shot in the head here's my old pit boy figured you could use it seeing how brain damaged you are it should keep you from dying immediately now if I could just get your insurance details um I think they're the same as my name stumbling out of the doctor's house we find ourselves on the streets of good Springs the cutest tutorial town since Megaton however unlike Megaton people live here because there's water something someone would actually want to live near instead of you know a nuclear bomb but that doesn't make it any less dangerous since a K-Pop group called The Powder gangers is terrorizing the populace for daring to have Ringo as their favorite Beetle the powder gangers are former prisoners who took control of the area after the warden gave them unsupervised access to high explosives damn it how could this have happened what are the NCR have you guys in prison for anyway well a station wait what I said tax evasion uh you know what I think I would feel more comfortable if they were slightly deconstructed confucious once said before you embark on a journey of Revenge dig two graves but I will be killing way more than just two people now that you've evicted the homeless from the hood springs you can go wherever you want as long as it's south I mean you could go north straight to New Vegas but if you do that you will get your dick ripped off honestly if this was our planned route I think Benny might have done us a favor traveling south so as not to get our [ __ ] wrecked we arrive at Prim a real roller coaster of a town Primm is under siege by the NCR because it's been occupied by more tax evaders they're not doing much Beyond standing there menacingly but they will try to kill you if you get too close they're trying to commit murder and accessory to loitering we can also visit the Mojave Express office where our boss reminds that we're still on the clock for that delivery and if they don't get it in 30 minutes or less the chips are free he also tells us we're replacement for the original Courier 6 who walked off the job when he looked at the roster and saw I don't remember his next in line ruining my weekend plans and giving us an Express labotomy before we can leave we get contracted by the deputy to conduct interviews for the next town sheriff he gives us a lead on a sheriff who's in jail for a rural American Sheriff this wouldn't normally be a problem but to get to him I first had to kill all of his friends and for some reason he didn't want to talk to me after that we can also ask the NCR to take over the town Prim has fallen Millions must pay their taxes say [ __ ] is that a robot wearing a cowboy hat you're the new sheriff now try not to go Terminator on them his First Act is to fire the deputy so you know at least he's doing something right welcome to uh oh God welcome to a [ __ ] Burning Man here we encounter members of Caesar's Legion having a uh impromptu barbecue if you ever feel useless just look up the Google reviews for the nipton fire department I guess that's one way to take care of the K-pop problem why did you do this I told a joke and they left me hanging so I did the same to them oh yeah I got it oh well you didn't laugh so it's just that I've heard that one before what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] where did he go welcome to Novak home of the [ __ ] T-Rex from peewee's Big Adventure where it pulls double duty as a gift shop and snipers Mi and inside the mouth of that dinosaur watching over the town is a bundle of PTSD named Craig my wife left me damn bro I know it's hard it's even harder since someone in this town sold her to Legion slavers they took her in the middle of the night while I was on duty well [ __ ] we should probably go rescue her then my wife is dead are you sure about that I'm sure don't don't ask me how I know I just do she's dead hold on you're telling me you were on duty but you know the legion took her and you know she's dead holy [ __ ] did Boon kill his wife the other half of the dino head time share is Manny Vargas who knows where Chandler went but won't tell us unless we serve an eviction notice to some ghouls living at the local mom and pop rocket Factory if you want to be a dick you can evict them straight into the [ __ ] ground but it turns out they're a cult so either way you're sending them to the afterlife now that we've run his incredibly inconvenient errands Manny tells us they went towards New Vegas this man is useless welcome to Boulder City or at least what used to be Boulder City just in case you thought the legion had a monopoly on war crimes it's now more Boulder than City since the NCR flattened it during the first battle of Hoover Dam two NCR soldiers are being held hostage by pissed off Australians and just like pin the NCR is too [ __ ] made to call them collateral damage they're even willing to let a complete stranger conduct baby's first hostage negotiation but don't worry I'm very good at on the- job training just like when I got that job as an airline pilot this isn't how I saw this going if you get as out of this I'll tell you where Chandler is I already know where he is because I played this game 30 [ __ ] times give me the lighter or right I turn this FBI hostage negotiation into an ATF hostage negotiation finally after walking 130 M across the desert we arrive at the Vegas Strip you're broke you're [ __ ] poor since I am a broke ass [ __ ] I must now enroll in Hustler's University and develop my Sigma mail grind set in the hopes of one day escaping Romanian prison but until I can get the scratch we're going to have to stay in freeside a crime-infested neighborhood where every street is that alley where Batman's parents got killed but it's doing about as well as can be expected when the only rule of law are roving packs of Elvis and inators honestly this is one of the video games that manages to make a dangerous neighborhood actually feel dangerous how the hell did Benny get across this wearing a [ __ ] checkered suit for some reason an entire casino has managed to stay in business here to escape from crippling poverty I just need to leverage my Superior brain power to go [ __ ] broke apparently but don't worry just like the actual hood there's plenty of work available for a trigger happppy psychopath who believes nobody besides himself is real the most lucrative of that work being squeezing caps out of dead beats now I could return this money to its rifle owner or you know not welcome to the strip just like the actual vac there's [ __ ] all to do here if you're a recovering gambling addict except relapse or we could meet the enigmatic doctor house his Casino isn't even open but he somehow managed to convert his pre-war money into bottle caps he was able to save Vegas from the bombs and now he wants to rebuild civilization from the vice up the apocalypse didn't even get all the billionaires what even was the point of nuclear armor getting if the 1% was just going to buy their way out of it I'm sure you have questions yeah how the hell was I supposed to deliver the Platinum ship in the first place if you weren't going to let me on the Strip enough go and get the Platinum chip and this time try not to get shot in the head so much Benny is the leader of the chairman the tribe that runs the tops casino and now I just want to talk to him what in the godamn how do you [ __ ] up shooting someone in the head in my defense I successfully shot you in the head start running Benny has escaped luckily Caesar has captured him in 30 seconds so now we need to go to the Fort to visit him we arrive at Little Caesar's Pizza compound where we find a non-zero amount of slave and child labor the children yearn for the glory of Rome but all that slavery seems to be paying dividend because Benny has been delivered to us in 30 minutes or less we get a chance to speak with Little Caesar himself who's living out the ultimate male Fantasy by resurrecting the Roman Empire you've cut a bloody swath of the Mojave game recognizes game be honest Courier how often do you think about the Roman Empire I'm pretty sure everybody that lived in it had lead poisoning we caught Benny trying to enter the shed in the back of the camp I want you to take this chip and Destroy whatever you find down there or don't it's not like I'm going to check or anything but you never know when a robot army will come in handy so I decided to keep it as a surprise tool that will help us later Benny wants you to use Yes Man to action his insane plan to turn New Vegas into some sort of anarco totalitarian state where lawlessness will be enforced by an army of robots that has to be the worst idea I've ever heard trust me man this country in the desert with no natural resources except the propagate soldiers from an occupying major power and extreme tribalism will be just fine on its own my brother in Christ you are describing Afghanistan hey man sounds like a swing in place you are the stupidest person I've ever met in my entire life I'm glad no one told you it was going to be this way you can talk to Caesar about his political goals but I've had more interesting philosophical discussions in Modern Warfare 2 lobbies but I can't blame him for that since my dude is getting Dunked On by his own brain what I can blame him for is the your lack of respect mark my words you piece of [ __ ] this is the last time you will ever refuse to perform an order I have given you too bad I've murdered my way here and he still has the balls to pull this stick with me take no class this is what happens when game doesn't recognize game with the Platinum chip now irrelevant and Benny no longer collecting his friends residuals we must choose which faction to support for control over Hoover Dam the one who likes Atlas Shrugged unironically the IRS or austerity incels if we join the Las Vegas Raiders we get to end Dr House's life which has been unnaturally extended by modern medicine as well as use modern medicine to unnaturally extend Caesar's life but this caused me to lose all respect for him since any real man would have removed a brain tumor with the same Express brain surgery we had if we decide to support Dr House in his toxic work environment we must go to graduate school to get our masters in organizational change in management in the hopes that my IRA will gain value in the post-apocalypse but I'm not interested in a middle management position so I had to politely turn him down yeah so thank you for the opportunity but my time at this company has run its course I'm afraid I'm going to have to do The Last of Us Part to you if we choose to render under the IRS we must complete a a series of quests designed to make you wonder where the hell your tax dollars are going in the first place the answer being corruption and the Exquisite drip I unironically love the NCR there are very few organizations that would tolerate the shenanigans I'm going to get up to like letting their president get JFK by being AFK you're not going to get that dedication and not giving a [ __ ] from Caesar however I also have no intention of paying my taxes so I'm going to go for option number four Afghanistan sunu once said you can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone so I'm going to recruit the faction with the biggest gun the boomers are you the Boomer I'm supposed to meet who are you calling a boomer I'm here for the meet up to storm Area 51 I think you might have gone to the wrong base after Naruto running through concentrated artillery fire we ared at Nellis Air Force Base home with Boomers dedicated to Old World values like the Second Amendment and that's it we already have fire control over the entirety of New Vegas but do you know what would be the bees knes Deary long range strategic bombing capabilities uh why do you need that no reason Deary I really hope I'm not creating a problem I won't be able to solve later but with the bo rumors plated with nuclear capable bombers we can finally turn our attention to a more serious matter three dudes got mugged in Vegas the NCR Ambassador wants you to stop the violence against NCR citizens in freeside we've traced the attacks back to a man named Pacer we need you to assassinate him but this can't be traced back to us so make sure to make it look like an industrial accident or maybe like he was killed by a jealous gay ex-lover yo King can you stop the violence and freeside you got it King thanks King the Omas are a tribe that runs the gamorra casino on the Strip for some reason when house was planning the strip he decided this tribe should be Italian and now they're planning to attack the strip and kill everyone so that decision really bit him in the ass but as Sun Sue once said the only thing that can stop a bad man with a gun is a worse man with a gun welcome to flavor Town run by the White Glove Society unlike the rest of the [ __ ] political compass that is the New Vegas strip these guys just want a grill unfortunately their choice cut of meat is from the only animal that [ __ ] about getting eaten honestly I'm not even sure how I solved this one I think I accidentally skipped a step or something but the quest was marked as complete so I guess that's handled with the white glove society's cannibalism probably managed we must now travel back down the the road north of good Springs and experience Australia I can't believe anyone would choose to live here oh right they didn't the cons are basically a gang of Australians but living in post-apocalyptic Nevada they're no longer kept in check by hostile Wildlife to solidify our control over the area we need to serve them with an eviction notice the cons are the strongest faction in the Mojave and kaisar sees glory for us I fought stronger hospice patients I'd say you need to touch grass but you'd probably get caught on the sharp edges with the cons now abandoning the Mojave in search of some grass we can turn our attention to the Mojave chapter of the Brotherhood of Ste every faction wants you to destroy the Brotherhood of Steel but I know from the last game they're cool guys so there's no way I need you to find three lost patrols I need you to find three Scouts hey the Elder's got you running errands does he I can get rid of him if you want all you need to do is find three members of his staff I need you to repair the water filter I need you to find three components are you finished with those errands no I'm not finished with those errands and I never will be fortunately for us one of the brotherhood's favorite things to hoard is ammonium nitrate [ __ ] these guys [ __ ] this base [ __ ] Veronica for getting mad about this the NCR president is is in town to make a speech and we need to keep him alive or you know not it's not like anyone's going to Care oh you're mad aren't you it's okay I'll just reload the save again and again until I get it right I thought working for the bhood of Steel was tedious but president Kimble is harder to keep alive than an antivaxers newborn sending all my thoughts and prayers to keep this man alive looks like my work here is done unlike the end of Fallout 3 where you can just keep going after you finish the game and persist in the doomed World you've created New Vegas actually [ __ ] ends that's it game's over go home so before we can determine the fate of the Mojave in a pitch battle between three armies it's time to get sidetracked Fallout New Vegas is some of the best additional content ever created for a game but when they started planning it obsidian straight up said next one's a horror game in dead money we learn the real strength isn't in holding on but in letting go to your organs The Courier is Spirited Away to Walt Disney World Sierra Madre a casino designed and built by hitaka Miyazaki because obsidian cranked up the difficulty so high I briefly thought I was playing [ __ ] Dark Souls here killing enemies is more of a suggestion the air is more toxic than the Tumblr convention sponsored by Taco Bell and even the radios will kill you but I guess not the one you wear on your wrist we have been kidnapped by former Brotherhood of Steel Elder elijia except he's become the dang Joker and has strapped a bomb collar to your neck as well as several others so he can force you not to kill each other long enough to Oceans 11 the casino but first we need to put together a crew like a monster with disassociative identity disorder when we find doggies having a bit of a dissociative episode as a mailman I'm a bit worried but through the power of I guess psychology we are able to bring out a Persona that can speak in complet sentences you're trying to do a heist yes no hey [ __ ] ass yes sir Mr Mailman glory to the Mojave express our next recruit is Dean Domino a ghoul singer you just sat down on a landmine then it would have gone off landmines explode on contact not release suppose I would have kill you anyway then both our callers would explode idiot are you scared are you suicidal only in the morning and finally we need to recruit Christine a woman who doesn't talk trust me for a character in one of these DLCs is the [ __ ] miracle you'll see what I mean if we want to escape from Orlando Florida we must first activate the Walt Disney World Casino and get gassed again what did they let Todd write this one get your luck up Samurai we have a casino to Rob now that we've infiltrated the casino we can unlock the secrets of the vault in the basement unfortunately to proceed we must first conduct a group therapy session SL murder our other team members mailman dog eat mailman hey [ __ ] ass yes sir Mr Mailman glory to dsm5 Dean I don't really know how to do this Quest without killing You So Christine you shouldn't do revenge on Elijah because I want to do my own Revenge fine wait you could talk this whole time no Dean put me in the autod do to change my voice that of Walt Disney's favorite eag girl good then you can open the vault with this password I found on this ancient meme amus hey Elijah the job's done you can come out now I don't think so I can't trigger your collar from here best if I just wait for you to starve to death yo dude there's like nothing in here what yeah it's like some drugs from Disney's addicted girlfriend a couple of laser rifles a few stacks of cash and about 50 anime body pillows I'll be right down if you want you can try to steal the gold in the vault but if you do you'll have to slowly waddle out of the Vault overburden with gold while the timer on Your Collar counts down that's because the theme of this DLC is about how the real treasure is the friendships you made along the way it's not about holding on it's about letting go so you can begin again you bet your ass I stole that [ __ ] gold in Honest Hearts The Courier decides to take a much needed break from the shooting War over the dam and take a nice easy Caravan contract to go in a search for the last people in America with any [ __ ] manners the Mormons unfortunately everyone else on the Caravan is just one day from retirement hey guys it's me big beak entertainment and on this episode of Columbo we'll be bumbling around Zion National Park as we attempt to solve the murder of our co-workers this eventually leads us to the dead horses tribe run by a mummy named Josh we seem to have found ourselves in a different War this time between the whle tribe and the dead horse tribe fortunately as has been previously established war never changes so I am a professional we meet Daniel a new testament Mormon living among a tribe called the Sorrows who believes in turning the other cheek Bible preaches about forgiveness tell Josh if he wants a war he'll have to do it without the Sorrows Daniel there's like three passages in this thing with instructions for committing genocide Daniel asked you to talk me out of committing genocide did he Daniel is a good man but I follow the lord in His Holy Scripture don't start no [ __ ] won't be no [ __ ] the more you [ __ ] around the more you're going to find out hold on there Josh I know we just killed literally everyone to get here and you just executed those two guys in Cold Blood but this one this one goes too far those two random followers obviously they had it coming but if you kill the one guy that actually probably deserves it you're never going to forgive yourself you've saved my soul thank you of the four DLCs Old World Blues feels the most different it's certainly the campiest after the Relentless horror we experienced in dead money and the unending pain of having to talk to Mormons an honest heart it's time to unwind with a lighter story in which we're subjected to a nice relaxing labotomy if I had a nickel for every time a Fallout DLC removed my brain I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's welcome to Big Mountain a land out of an early Star Trek episode if the multiple 30-minute conversations I had with the TV is anything to go by this is clearly the DLC where the writer finally got his adderal prescription filled for the second time in two games we've been subjected to brain robbery our heart and spine have similarly been relocated for their own protection while our kidneys have already been sold on the Iranian kidney market now we must travel across Suburbia to find our brain while being kept alive exclusively by big mountains 5G network if we want it back we'll have to travel to Dr morbius as evil mcmansion but before you can do that you need to talk to the think tank for 30 minutes I thought I was actually going to die of starvation just because you can write all the dialogue you want doesn't mean I want you to now that the think tank has laomiz all the big mountain they want to escape and laomiz the rest of the world the only thing standing in their way is the evil do morbius whose anti- lobotomy stance is unconscionable for some reason after running some more [ __ ] errands for the think tank we meet Dr morbius and he's not what I expected by which I mean I did not expect another 20-minute conversation with a deranged Smart TV all of big mountain is an elaborately crafted prison to keep the think tank locked up and engaged in foiling Mobius schemes like a [ __ ] Saturday morning cartoon villain it turns out he's not evil he just rather torment his friends for eternity you're free to go at any time but you should make up your mind about your brain and he's here tonight so come crawling back did you why the [ __ ] do you sound like Stewie from Family Guy I challenge you to a debate no well then I'm not going with you I've got two thumbs that say you don't have a choice however if you complete Old World Blues you are subjected to another 15 minutes of [ __ ] dialogue in which you learn the postgame events for every character location and household appliance in the entire DLC I would have let my brain stay in the jar if I knew this is what it would be subjected to When developing the final DLC obsidian Quantum tunneled into the future looked me personally straight in the eyes and said oh you thought those guys never shut up hey guys it's me Big Bear Grill and on this episode of man versus wild we're going to be trekking through the Divide braving the lost souls who refuse to drink their own urine in the hopes of meeting up with our former coworker ulyses a character who was cut from the base game because he had so much dialogue it wouldn't fit on the disc since walking off the Platinum ship delivery job and screwing over my weekend plans ulyses has been wandering the Wasteland just one step ahead of me the entire time somehow still causing problems and ruining even more weekend plans now we've tracked him here to a big hole he's filled with his scattered ASMR recordings for real my man's hitting those consonants like they [ __ ] his wife it turns out he's upset because unlike him I actually did my job and delivered the mail it just so happened that the maale was evil and set off the many nuclear warheads stored in the Divide so now we must enter the divide and set off the rest of them by hand this time when I deliver the mail it's going to stay delivered stop me if you've heard this one before two mail men walk into a missile silo well Courier you found me two couriers the bull and the bear meeting at the Divine why are you talking like [ __ ] Dracula I challenge you to a bait you claimed a politics yet iPhone Venezuela bottom text yes sir Courier 6 glory to whichever country I hated 10 seconds ago at least if you talk him about of nuking the world again he's nice enough to give you some advice on how to take out legot Lenas at the Second Battle of Hoover Dam oh [ __ ] I forgot about the dam now that we've completed what's basically the real ending of the game it's time to resolve the plot because we've already made all the decisions we can before this point the Second Battle of Hoover Dam is more of a formality there's only one way this ends and that's with me formally declaring the independent Emirate of New Vegas I have no long-term vision Vision or strategy but I do have something the other factions don't homicidal Tendencies the voices in my head give great advice I'm sure they can help me run a country tonight the role of the final boss will be played by legot lanus he's big he's strong he's fast but he's also not the main character and he knows it so it's not hard to talk about it just [ __ ] off at last we meet on the field of battle what exactly do you think is about to happen I just killed literally everyone to get here get the [ __ ] out of my face yes sir Mr Mailman glory to Afghanistan what in the ever loving [ __ ] is going on here Mr General I'm never paying taxes again congratulations [ __ ] you just invented the Sovereign citizens movement that would imply I believe other people shouldn't pay taxes Fallout New Vegas feels a lot more linear than the Bethesda fallouts you really can't blast through the story you have to be a lot more thoughtful about how you approach it it has an extremely tight script and Mission structure but to get that it sacrifices the go anywhere exploration of Fallout 3 that is one of the biggest negatives of this game compared to Fallout 3 you're tightly constrained in where you can go either by the leveling and power system or by physical barriers I joked earlier that New Vegas is the final game in the Fallout Fallout Trilogy and while you should never take anything I say seriously I was only half joking when I said that this is a direct sequel to Fallout 2 much more than Fallout 3 even but where Fallout 1 was post-apocalyptic and Fallout 2 was post-post-apocalyptic Fallout New Vegas is almost postpost post-apocalyptic there's barely any apocalypse left for the rest of us I mean they've built a [ __ ] monreal that's about as far from the apocalypse as you can get there's a few [ __ ] places but civilization has broadly reasserted itself and the plot in New Vegas revolves around those visions of civilization competing with each other like they had in the old world I would even go so far as to say that New Vegas is pre apocalyptic the entire game you can feel the war between the NCR and the legion about to drop on you like a [ __ ] Hammer there's a visible anxiety about what's going to happen and if the destruction of a monal isn't the harbinger of the next apocalypse I don't know what is there was this deathly optimism that a new Society could be built that actually takes lessons away from the horrors of the Apocalypse but here we are about to do it all again and that's why the DLC is required reading Lonesome Road is not optional content it's the apotheosis of the theme of the entire franchise Uly's Last Words live rentree in my head if War doesn't change men must change yep that's it that's the ending ladies and gentlemen we got them mission accomplished so Todd why is there a Fallout [Music] 4 next game is going to be Fallout 4 I know that I've already done that but that video was bad and nobody watched it so I'm going to try again also I'll take any excuse I can to play Fallout 4 it's my favorite Fallout game and I will never be able to articulate why also since I was somehow able to manifest a remaster of Fallout 3 maybe we can get a new Vegas remaster please please this is the most unstable game I've ever played also Matthew Perry died while I was making this genuinely rest in peace to a real one my dude loved Fallout 3 so much he [ __ ] up his hand playing it and had to go to the hospital for cortisone injections and then he somehow managed to translate that into getting cast is one of the most iconic video game characters of all time

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Keywords: Fallout New Vegas, Fallout New Vegas guide, fallout New Vegas review, fallout nv funny, Bethesda fallout, big beak entertainment, dead money, honest hearts, old world blues, lonesome road, fnv, new vegas, new vegas ending

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Length: 24min 46sec (1486 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 22 2023