Fakin' The Funk (1997) | Danté Basco Pam Grier Margaret Cho

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] one time for your mind [Music] Maps thank you everyday [Music] [Applause] blessed be the name of the Lord will the Church Say Amen amen again you know without faith it's impossible to please the Lord with faith anything's possible before I get started today I would like to wish to Lee family the very best in their travels as they leave us tonight we here at Atlanta Baptists are all going to miss you keep faith in your heart and in your travels can the church say amen amen you're probably wondering by now how I came into this world whether it was by mistake if you're thinking love child is something forget it this mistake was a whole lot different what's going on here can you read the news no the feds closed us down they're sending everybody to the agency in Midtown where is Office oh don't worry honey he'll be here your baby was the last one on our list the nurse will bring him here then you sign a release and you'll be on your way okay delivery permission slave Mrs Annabelle Lee I'm Mrs Annabelle but you're black yes and you're white foreign take a look oh say what wait that's some mistake now this is not the baby we ordered so why don't you just going in the back or whatever and see if you can find us a black looking baby hey the vehicle's empty bud that's your baby right there no I specifically ordered a black child b-l-a-c-k black now take this child and bring us out the right order hey wait a minute you see you seemed not black and white what should I say black and yellow listen uh if you don't want that thing I understand I'll take it back to the shelter he is not a thing and we'll take him back thank you imagine my dad a preacher being lost for words man I only wish I've been there when they delivered the black baby to the Chinese family why can't we keep him honey we can't do that now this child belongs in our home with folks of his own kind all he needs is a home where he can get a lot of love sweetheart I know that but now think about what folks gonna say later on in life I mean a Chinese kid growing up in the hood think about that can you make moo Cafe I can learn and who says he only has to eat Chinese food I'm a great cook he'll love my cooking what about chopsticks well we don't have any that's my point my mother had another surprise when she had a baby of her own my brother Perry [Music] it matters nope good morning son you're bumper early aren't you you want to hear my sermon it's about spot love so you won't be following my footsteps and the day is coming we're now races of every color of every Creed can come together and live in peace and brotherly Harmony yes my brothers and sisters I mean for that day I pray for evil renew I pray for Revival of the souls and I believe that I do you all love me as much as I love y'all I love you look baby this ain't Ebony and not real right I ain't with this world I don't like cream in my coffee Julian we get the point this ain't jungle fever baby you're all excused except for Julian son what am I gonna do with you teacher said you always interrupting class preaching and candles well ain't that what you do true but see what is the time to preach and has a time to listen school now that's the time to listen you understand I'm proud of you but there's one rule that I don't ever want you to pray and you know what it is don't you yeah yeah don't mess with drugs don't mess with drugs don't mess with that mess it was tough growing up but one thing I had was the love of my father and my love for him [Applause] call them [Music] yeah you gotta come quick man it's not there I don't know just come here [Music] because I'm I love you your mother your brother take care for me okay [Music] no you gave me love and I gave you the light Mama we just finished packing living room stuff in the U-Haul you want to come check it out sure son I'll be there thanks and so we say goodbye that day to everyone and everything we knew Atlanta was a home and now it's time for something new California [Music] LA California [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] man it feels so good Harry I mean can you believe it I'm about to start college next month I know man I know I might start high school next month dude I'm not gonna know anybody dead I don't want to go back to Atlanta I want to be home yo right man you got me oh I got you I'm so happy I got Jews my big brother all right come on man let's run it back come on back man hey what about them over there man he can't even speak English you may speak English language yo man let me get one other uh beef flavor pork duck sauce does it look like I can't homie oh [ __ ] boy got a little bit of flavor check it out you take Korean Abdul-Jabbar I'll take shorty big face all right check it out you take Lewis I'll take both of them ain't no thing now check this out man give me the Rock and stay off my job all right that's all you gotta do give me the ball [Music] [Applause] s [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] on you all day ball up man shut the hell up y'all two look like a 21 Jump Street starter kit thank you [Music] yummy I'm sick and tired of you talking black would you forget how to speak Chinese or something and why don't you just play ball brother first of all I'm not your brother you hear this crazy [ __ ] talking [ __ ] don't be calling people [ __ ] man oh the [ __ ] is upset because I called him a [ __ ] he didn't call me a [ __ ] stupid I called him a [ __ ] before he called me a chain of it I called him a [ __ ] before I called him a China man why would he call you a China he didn't call me a China you just said that why the hell would he call me a [ __ ] dumbass [ __ ] but why would he call you [ __ ] dumbass China man look I don't mind being called a chime in all right right we can call you China just don't call you [ __ ] right [ __ ] what you looking at oh yeah everybody got some background singers on huh what the hell you looking at she ain't your type oh is that right yeah that's right little grasshopper you need to keep your little breaded shrimp in your pants probably come suey sauce anyway [Music] s look man familiar like I know you from somewhere or something but if I don't I would really like to get the opportunity to get to know you okay now he's really out of his mind now it don't matter just wasting his time I ain't ready wasting his time I mean man what is the world coming to I mean what man comes around here he talks black he's macking his sisters he plays like he's on the damn Harlem Globetrotters I mean what's next dude's gonna start Alex Haley's new movie Ginseng roots his uncle's gonna be called sweet and sour chicken George my name is Julie come on don't you brother like that are you confused come on what you don't run anyway I'm just hanging out with my girlfriends with any of your business that's right you heard this sister [ __ ] so just go home and watch the Kung Fu theater because my sister here is only down with the brothers ain't that right sister did you call him [ __ ] now why do you have to go there well so you don't understand see he doesn't mind me calling him Chinamen just so long as I don't call them [ __ ] he's War long story [Music] well Mr Jillian what you doing here is my phone number hey stop give me a call hi what are you all right sister you're confused and then she's all right yo man why are you here yo man I live here I belong it nah man you belong on Ricky Lake that's where you belong give me that yo man come on give it back call you baby yeah yeah [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] be careful man this is Dad's couch oh man choose man why are you always tripping off that stuff man I mean he's been gone all this time yo Perry that was the best so what you're gonna give her a call away man no man I don't think so uh you don't think so I just got a hunch I mean the girl is fine as this I don't know I mean she stood up for me and all which was cool but I don't think she wanna go with me then you gotta have a positive attitude to these girls man you don't know about no girls what's this I hear about girls ah nothing nothing no I heard it y'all talking about something come on tell me tell me I want to hear all the teeth come on Jews are scared to talk to this girl we met today what hey this is laughs man let's go man okay let's get the soft one in the house come on get up come on come on [Applause] Ursula it's the English please oh I'm sorry I don't have American wow so beautiful gang is so lucky okay man you're next oh I hope I live near Ocean I love Beach I don't know this just says 46th Street maybe Beach [Music] please don't look like Beverly Hills I did not realize that it was so Urban yeah that's that bionic chronic they pass that [ __ ] bionically you know I was in Chicago the other day you know what happened that was a young lady running down the street with a blanket all wrapped tight around me I caught up with it I said honey are you a Navajo she said no I'm a Chicago [Laughter] did y'all read about this dude hey what was up with that Chinese kid today oh come on Charlie man I don't heard enough of that but you say here let's get out of here I don't want to die shut up please I don't understand there must be some kind of mistake Miley says melee 1279 46th Street well I don't want to live here I want to go back everybody just calm down there must be some kind of explanation can you explain later remember boys in the hood we're going to me I apologize for the confusion but I have ordered to bring you to your host family well [Applause] okay okay oh I'll ask them [Music] do you see what I see [Applause] excuse me [Music] yo you know I'm high as hell or there's some Chinese girl flapping her hands at me man you seem to stop [ __ ] make a left make a left right make a right okay [Music] man you get so lucky man why you get all the good ones man I get the hood rats three kids come on now Karen is fine though right yeah she she looked good you know you know you know oh man look at y'all goodness and I am sick and tired of these books on the radio talking about next week [Music] oh no color [Applause] s on the street little Chinese Eddie muster damn y'all drive like y'all play ball who taught you yo Mama she's so stupid every time she blinks she get lost oh man he talking about your mama bear I don't need no help from the old man from The Muppets but if you want to get in on it you so old you gotta put your dick in the freezer to get hard look him boy you may be bad but you'll never be half the man your mama what the hell is going on here and what did your mama teach you don't talk about my mom okay you said 46th Street was two blocks down a big array no I said make a left make a left right right so stupid right right yeah well your mama's so poor [ __ ] eject the dog off to feed the cat that's why your mom is so ugly her Shadow quit ah yo mama looks so much like a pig every time she goes to a barbecue they put an apple in her mouth and your mama's so stupid when your daddy suggested sex doggy style she went and laid in the driveway and licked her balls yeah your mama's so early she can't even get a date well I'm sick of conversating with y'all so won't y'all just watch where you be going next time you're here boy I think it's time for you to step and take Mr Miyagi with you all right I'll come back for you I promise May if I don't see you again can I have your Chow hum fat posters all right can I help you well there must be some mistake you want Chinatown sugar dumplings Chinatown c-h-i-n-a Chinatown Great Wall of China come through Ho Chi man [Music] oh hi hi ma wouldn't it be funny if she was all exchange student [Laughter] s no see we're expecting a Maryland lead from Canada you know oh Marilyn Lee Merlin is my American name wow you host family looks so different from photograph you sent me well I'll be damned we look different Daddy I saw Luke go get her bags anymore y'all you know you got about 450 million of you your family bigger than mine we had 15 people in my family come on come on let's go there's a huge mistake here we are hosting American League from Canada that's correct not a melee from China yes there's a Chinese moment here it was funny huh well laugh your ass won't be in pick up okay fine Monday Monday be fine okay be Monday then come on man let me show you to your room Bruce Lee Spike Lee Sara Lee why is it Chinese people gotta pick the same damn last name what about a simple name like Smith Johnson Jackson Browne that's a good name Brown this is not China you do not have to shuffle here okay let me teach you how to strip how you doing all right I'm good hi Tracy does Everybody Ride low rider in South Central no May some drive them on the stone learn more about South Central I think people get wrong impression of different culture well you know man you got all kinds of you you have your doctors your engineers your architects most people live here just want to enjoy life and live life to the fullest you know what I'm saying all right girl let me show you how to strut because that shuffling thing ain't happening [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Charlie the dude got one move man you can't stop that [ __ ] blah blah blah just give me my money all right thanks [Music] what's up I got last 200. my boy gets your boy in the dunk contest oh [ __ ] let's do it [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] girl this this block is my stomping grounds I've done some things what's up peanut head Brandon this is May May that's Brandon oh so you were looking for ass or thunder huh just said something don't start what is happening uh yeah man so uh what's going on y'all doing like a Benetton ad or something must you be stupid all the time no May is staying with me and my folks so try not to be yourself and be nice all right what happened to your food oh I sprained it but it's just nothing I can't handle you should soak in the Earth smoking herb no silky in the earth oh soak herb oh okay check out how about this I'll soak my foot in your herb if you smoke my herb with your foot think about it girl CJ's take care of that booty bye Brandon see you later bye ignore him you don't want to know him what was that all about you macking Chinese girls now oh come on man why you playing me it's not even like that ain't how we saw it huh oh okay we'll put it like this if Andrew rice clay can Maca sister then I can mark his sister hey but check this out I'm thinking about buying jewels in the party tonight hell no come on man no I I suit yourself we'll put it like this if your boy is up in there break dancing you owe me a hundred dollars a bet is it a bet is it back [Music] that's what I said guess who I'm so sorry I'm late did you find the place okay oh yeah I mean it took a lot of transfers but yeah bus transfers well my family just moved to LA so I haven't got a ride yet you should have told me I would have given you a ride foreign yeah those old man it's okay for you oh yeah those old man no are you all right maybe he only drink a water I'm really glad you asked me out Julian you seem to know a lot about the hood well you seem to know a lot about the Japanese well I'm taking Japanese at my college in fact next year I'll be going to Japan oh that's cool because I was planning to take a trip too really where well I was gonna go take a pilgrimage to Africa you know so I can find out more about my roots and stuff [Laughter] [Music] what's the matter you're so silly your boyfriend doesn't speak Japanese oh well you must speak maybe a little Mandarin or Cantonese yeah uh I'll speak some Chinese wow really that's cool actually and you know we really have a lot in common I make this special for you nah man no way it was a matter homeboy too afraid hmm [Music] you stop it the child is trying to sleep okay a whole semester Clara we must be out of our minds we got Connie Chan running around here eating tofu don't think you're gonna stop me eating that tofu toffee or whatever they call that stuff look it would be like Bridging the Gap between two cultures that need to be bridged now I want that for my baby don't you beer is this the grand prior [Music] good night bill and don't touch me tonight no wait a minute Claire you promised me a little taste Dream On bro I already told you I'm fine you don't need to bring me home I'm cool bro you gotta make sure you're all right that's all what the hell what's going on I thought I told you to leave my daughter alone you ain't gonna be making no Rooney round here don't know Daddy it's okay it's okay frog just insisted on bringing me home first of all ain't nobody trying to Mac no Rooney around here and checking the boat don't talk to sister sisters talk to me third of all I get real itchy when people start to point their trigger fingers in my face you do that's right what'd you do when I put my foot up your head all right why don't you take your best shot then you're a lucky young man I believe I can take you but I hear my wife calling my name for all you gotta go did I stood up raise on up you got to go bro I don't need sandwiches here daddy why you let frog pumpkin [Music] all around and just getting hugged up man all right hey I'm telling you there's a gang of chips be made man oh man I don't know man ain't you dealing Dylan doesn't look like me you see a poking table in front of me somewhere man what happened 21 cars man I don't do that man I'm a commute yeah tough man you're a community activist huh man I just act for the community what's the matter are you all right you're sir you're safe here okay okay you're doing just fine all right all that noise over sir what the hell she gonna do when the earthquake come thank you I don't know wait don't get out of the car yet those guys might pull a gun or something it's all right so guys it's just blazing the Blazing away are you all right I mean that sake might have been oh I'm fine I can handle anything bad [Music] good night [Music] yo Pierce yeah got one messed up family man is that really your brother that's my brother man is that your brother shut up I think I would toss you up like a caesar salad boy look man it's cool man what's up your friends hi how you doing I'm Julie what's your name my name's zoji frog man your mama name you frog your mama named you at the NF baby yo then these three must be Bud wise uh y'all yo pal you wanna go Budweiser frog Perry Julian now you know I expect you home at a decent hour ain't nothing out here but trouble now both you're in the house now all right finna go in the house what about you you better take your mama's advice boy before frog decide to LEAP on your lily pad I know that ain't alcoholic no no mama Let's Roll [Applause] foreign [Music] [Music] excellent Chinese how did you learn boy but this book David Jones Master the Chinese language in 10 days and what do you call that now what is that low back exercise do you want to learn oh no no no my back is killing me uh oh maybe some other time side chance oh I'm so sorry I'm sorry for scaring you uh I just I just moved a few houses down I just want to come by and say hello Julian hi I'm May sound different are you Chinese or Japanese oh I think I'm Chinese my mama never really told me what's your last name Lee oh you're Chinese uh no I'm really black no you're Chinese I'm black you're so silly it was nice meeting you may oh yo May uh would you happen to have an extra Chinese book lying around oh no sorry [Music] oh you know what actually I do stay right here I am so happy you want to learn more about your culture me yo is that right nope oh give me another sentence then like two glasses of water true what oh God you gotta put it at the end it just works like that that's right bye my nice [ __ ] is gonna work I mean because if I were you I just had a truth instead of bullshitting and [ __ ] cause this is a refined lady Perry I mean she likes guys that speak other languages I already told her I'll speak Chinese man why would you do that dude I don't know dude you know what ever since we've been living here dude you've been tripping I've been tripping what about you hanging out with frog in them you know [ __ ] a drug dealer don't you hey ain't no drug dealer man he's a community actress last time I remember what a community activist was it was like our father man you're really tripping now I'm out oh me baby you look great turn around damn Connie Chung to Ray dong Chong but Ding Dang dog you make sure you get home at a decent hour okay don't worry about this daddy all right I got this chill out thank you isn't it beautiful honey our daughter's dress is cut too long it is cut too low okay 90. I don't care what it is it's cut too low I'd like for you to put a short dress on and let me come on hi table for two please on what's up hello uh yo tail for two please yeah shoot that way [Music] number three you look great you know I gotta tell you girl you're looking fierce thank you oh do you speak Chinese yeah yeah yeah ah ciao me and Ma anyways you are looking fine in that dress it's the bomb you got it going on girl yo man ciao Maine ask him how the egg fooled um egg foo young Ali Fu Young it's real a lot of courses [Music] [Applause] uh what are you doing [ __ ] I'm doing I'm trying to show make possible stuff you can bust out a joints hey girl chill hey shopping now oh yeah um oh I'm going so how about your parents are they still together well my dad he died when I was 10. my mama she never remarried so she raised me and my brother and this is how it turned out so what possessed you to move to South Central my mama she got a job well you're definitely going to learn a lot about the hood what you know about the hood even Baldwin Hills Drive Alexis exactly I'll admit it I don't know that much about the hood well you should spend more time there I mean you know get back to the really real well I don't have to live in the hood to be black oh yeah I mean I don't have to live to be black either laughs oh my God is this a yeah it is it's good though I mean I eat them all the time I like it [Music] you know what I think I'm gonna go use the ladies [Music] UA really did his Rob this system s you like to play with balls then I'm playing girl I'm just playing baby yo Charlie what's up with that Chinese cat man huh oh I figured homeboy out he was adopted a black family don't pass to him no more baby he's been smoking too much of this [ __ ] Charlie if he was adopted by a black family how come he ain't more black more blood he ain't black than me good job I guess you're gonna tell me that she was adopted by a black family too [Music] the girl looked like she having a seizure Charlie somebody got a spoon up in this boy what the hell's your problem man you know I got to give him props you got one fine sweet looking Soul Sister there but you need to push up on that man what's up with you you need to be aggressive but smooth like me why don't you just bring me some regular stuff you know the chow mein sweet and sour rice why don't you get a new rap game ah you want to take this to the kitchen oh don't even go there because I'll come for your punk ass [Applause] players [Music] [Music] [Music] no no then come here yo you ever been to the clinic do you want to go you better break the hell out my man because old girl got some [ __ ] from overseas [Applause] where's Tracy Charlie Charlie yo you seen Tracy nope oh you are toe up we gotta take a home Charlie I just met somebody that's right [Music] are you okay oh I'm fine [Music] it's swaying South Park I'm gonna go through this one more time let me put it this way how many young Chinese girls do you see walking around South Central in the middle of the night none right now what do you mean 48 hours I cannot wait for hello hello what huh how could you leave me a daddy I did not leave me she left me I looked all over but I could not find her did you call the police yeah they said we have to wait 48 hours before we can report her missing wait Tracy get out of that dress people put some clothes on good idea come on baby I don't ever want to see that dress again feeling better no you need to lay off those 40s 40s how is your foot oh it's better thanks for asking you know I know food is such Troublesome because I was going to be doctor really I was studying to be a podiatrist oh yeah so you know food is so so important but always problem are you still studying uh no I dropped out a couple of months ago I guess you know something's just wasn't meant to be how about you oh you know school is so hard and in China very difficult for women to become doctor so I guess you're right something's not meant to be you know I sometimes wish that I could get a chance to make things right you know not not to be rich or anything like that but just to prove that I can do something positive around here because I made a lot of mistakes in my life and and I've lost a lot in China they're saying a frog cannot jump on the front Lily while looking at the back Lily don't just tell me an ancient Chinese secret I have really good time tonight the party was jamming Jimmy okay may um you can be yourself around me I mean you don't have to act black for me to like you okay she just give me a drop by Kiss she's been in the hood a little too long I'm gonna go call the police again oh I know my I know it's my fault yes it is your fault next time you leave this house on a date you'll be 55. May Where Have You Been we have been looking all over for you I'm sorry I got lost me are you all right why fine I go to bed now believe I smell the 40 ounce oh bills stop it not me what are you so mad about Julian I like you for who you are that other stuff doesn't matter what other stuff the acting black stuff I told you Karen I'm not active you said you like me for who I am this is who I am look if you're not gonna be real with me then I don't think we should be seeing each other I didn't know we were seeing each other I'm serious you know I learned something tonight I mean you asked me what I knew about the black experience right where's my answer I'm black I'm proud to be black and I'm more black baby they'll ever be getting off that easy you're saying because I want to learn about other cultures I'm somehow being untrue to my own this is who I am Karen and I don't speak Chinese for the information oh that's a revelation look you either accept me for who I am or don't you say you're black can I ask why there's no need because anything I say isn't go straight to your brain instead of your heart and it's from your heart Karen said maybe maybe you should try that oh that's funny yo man oh how did you like sucks is good ever since I got to this neighborhood hey I'll be right back hey yo bro we should go play some hoops oh man I'm busy right now but look check you later all right out of here [Music] hey May Claire I want to try chai Chi oh that's good hey you guys want to try Tai Chi it's got a lot of nerve whatever that big ass you got come on over here and let's try to lose that thing I bet you if Al Green was here you'll be able to be trying to shake that big bang I guess not oh wow okay let's do it again [Music] all right [Music] what's up [Music] damn it looks like he's playing for his last set you never learns man you lose day in and day out the Frog home what's up with your man he's a real good ball Play-Doh yeah really yeah they can't take the money from an agent away all right a foot doctor yeah how much you think he lost hey where you from ATL Atlanta serious where you from Atlanta I'm with a freakness [Music] maybe there's just so much about you I don't know excuse me may I help you I'm sorry to bother you again but may I speak to meiling I think way hi these people are angry because you're supposed to stay with them but I'm home this is my home now I know but I'm stuck and you have to stay with these people now I'm Sergeant where I can't wait a minute that means get your Pony ass off my porch what I read the book let's get some of that Fried Chicken come on cook us some fried chicken chicken Curry Julian Julian Perry's in trouble I found weed his room I think he's gonna do something stupid tonight do you know where he is one would calm down I'll find him don't worry I'll find him well you better find him bring him back home nothing man but even if they was what's wrong with a brother being International oh you International now Charlie yours again all right you see the dude is really Chinese trying to act black but the Chinese girl is really black trying to act Chinese hey difference doesn't make man I'm tired of hearing this [ __ ] why don't you just accept people for the way they are man there's somebody trying to get some sushi what is this Chinese aerobics I mean how are you gonna lose weight going this slow [Music] man they better learn how to pull a gun out this is a hood you better [Music] hey man what's up [Music] Mama's worried sick about you so what man what [ __ ] man running up on his porch like this I came here to take Perry home you know I don't really think you know what kind of trouble you're stepping into boy because ain't your family Perry do you know what sorry ass up out of here before you get knocked down all right that's cool baby don't worry about nothing drugs just in an upbringing all right is there a problem here no ain't no problems around here officer is it no there's no problems hurry let's go [Music] man I can't believe you what did I tell you about hanging out all them drug dealers you almost got me killed in there are you listening to me what's your problem man I'm sick of this [ __ ] dad would turn in his grave he saw you who cares about that so what about that that is dead watch your mouth Perry you hear me you know what man I'm sick and tired of having to cover your ass and what are you talking about what are you blind what you get you can't see you're different man all you're doing is making a fool out of yourself and me different juice come on man you know I didn't mean just hang in there help help somebody help me calling after somebody sorry let's just hang in there no thank you excuse me all right the doctors say that there he has the same heart problem as your thought they're doing the very best they can I wish I can give him my heart so many times oh I gotta go take care of the hospital bills I'll be right back hi mate hi what's this I hear about you leaving yes I receive a telegram from my parents they want me to come home good luck I wish you all the best oh thank you good luck to you too um May you know you like family to us if you ever want to come back and live with us again you know you're welcome I just want you to know that oh thank you and if you ever come to China you can stay in my home too mama once Berry is better on moving back to Atlanta my son it'll be there for everybody just wish I was a better brother Julian it's not your fault it's kind of funny mama I mean Perry saw this coming I mean we live in Atlanta for 17 years and now once did we think about being accepted and all and I live in South Central for one week and I question my own being why can't it just accept who I am baby I want you to remember something if you don't remember nothing else I say to you it's more important for you to accept your hmm [Music] [Music] [Music] yeah all right hey hey hey what's up man what's up I just want to tell you man I heard about your brother Perry man and I'm sorry sorry no man you don't know what sorry is hey man check this out hold up man hold up I got 10 G's in my pocket right now all right I'll give it to you right now in advance no problem what's the job frog what you want me happy with sales and distribution you want me to help you put poison kids candy what what look here man I got a major large shipment coming here tonight all right what's your look in the neighborhood you want to track no media nothing no way you mean never mind hold up man check this out thank you slipping like I said this ain't no Monopoly money you understand what I'm saying it's the real deal my way seems to be the best way to get your brother out decisions decisions decisions yeah well I'll tell you what you don't take this money here today you you can rob a bank to get your brother out your ways [Music] [Applause] hey man what are you doing here I thought I thought you were supposed to be leaving well I was but I decided to stay away oh and your parents are not gonna be mad at you probably but I tell them to chill out or or you tell them long Jing idiot oh so good I'm glad I see I see because I wanted to give you these what is this it is good luck in China you belonged to my grandmother oh man I can't take this no no I want you to have it thank you so maybe that's your first lesson in a drive-by kiss can I have a ride home uh uh can I drive uh sure just um don't touch any of the buttons on the left hand side right how you doing Barry look I'm gonna brought you thanks yeah uh I'm really sorry Jews no it's all right I'm sorry so uh Mama tells me you head back to Atlanta I'm staying here with you oh man that's not you man I mean you can't just run from your troubles man anyone from anything Perry are you all right yeah yeah let me ask you something man let me that had a heart that was weak and I got a heart that's weak I mean does that mean I'm gonna die like that I die nah am I gonna die fairy me dead at a strong heart dad had a very strong heart and dad died because God want them all but you I mean you you're not gonna die because I'm Gonna Let You know [Applause] [Music] about yourself [Music] mean something to me hey whatever frog made a deal with your Chinese boy what the hell are you talking about that's right damn China boy wants to throw the damn game man why the hell would frog throw the game for the Chinese cat man business man strictly business [Music] hey man fellas told me you were here [Music] that's it I know what you're going through man you don't know [ __ ] oh I don't know [ __ ] I got a brother but he's dead okay oh sorry my brother was a good kid you never lied he never stole he never even lost his temper one day local liquor store was being robbed and the coming just started firing and boom my brother got just two to the chest damn I didn't even know man I'm sorry I didn't even know what hit him thank God for that but I've been thinking man I mean you and me we a lot of light Julie I mean it's like you like to keep to yourself I like to keep to myself but I always thought of you as like this guy to sit at home and watch these commercials and like had this Michael Jordan fixation what but I appreciate what you did for me Julian thanks Brandon and oh by the way there's this house party tonight man and I already fed the fellas that you gonna be up in there break dancing so don't let me down all right just show that at the door thanks God good night [Music] foreign [Music] excuse me I've got to give my friend his cap as for his brother can you help me find him his last name is Lee oh sure right here thank you your jewels I'm sorry I must have the wrong room I'm looking for Julian Lee's brother uh I'm Julian's brother thank you [Music] that that can't be man why because Julian is in Europe damn man I've seen you around before you adopted brother no I mean he's my brother why is everything all right yeah I mean why wouldn't he be someone told me he came in here with ten thousand dollars tonight do you know anything about that 10 G's yeah he left in a hurry something ain't right listen do you know where he went nah um look if you just chill here right I'm gonna take care of it all right cool all right [Music] what's up what's up big man yeah we got Cheetos foreign yes hi uh is Julian home I'm sorry he's not well I'm Karen and you're his mother [Music] baby [Music] will you shut up and listen I think he's hooked up with frogs boys here [Applause] [Music] she's getting better huh hey there there he is [Music] huh she ain't telling you [ __ ] boy you're gonna make me go there huh hold on fellas huh I don't understand why Jillian didn't tell me this earlier when we were in Atlanta he and a girl named Trish were in love parents didn't know that he was adopted they were against interracial dating no it wasn't that when they found out that I was his mama and Perry was his brother they freaked out so what happened they went after Trish with tooth and nail and eventually they broke up that day he came home and he cried his heart and I think that's when he made the father that people gonna have to accept him for who he is oh yeah we got the fat little glasses then I got the cool cap for the head man check it out now what what a Japanese do it be without a camera boom there you go homie you're looking tight already now let me tell you something before anything happened you make sure you get the money anything yo man what the hell is all this we want to make your offer me and my homies against you and your ex-con to Raj in the b-ball game how much 10 G's the money that you gave Jewels hey look man hold up man say my bad dog oh man what the world happened to you man I don't want to talk about it man come on man I'm sorry man no can do homie right here got a job to do what's wrong you chicken [ __ ] or something playing girl let me get this straight on me three of your bust that ass homies against three of my homies in a baseball game up to 11. if y'all win y'all keep the ten cheeks and if we win only right here makes the 10 deliveries plus five you all right with that juice let's do this excuse me hello uh yes Dr Brian what wait he's missing all right yes I'll be over thank you thank you very much what's the matter Perry is missing from the hospital [Music] thank you jump shot you see that [ __ ] jump shot you got let me see it [Music] Harry what you doing here and why aren't you in the hospital man of what are you crazy man that's with these guys yo and I gotta win this game what's up man you're forfeiting to what man we ain't fourth enough Brandon we gotta get back to the hospital yo man what's up with your brother you cool or what I'm crazy it's gonna be all right man don't worry about me you just worry about this you play your game all right you play your game hi come on [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] that's right [Music] all right [Applause] [Music] now my baby [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] game [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay [Music] these little punks had a fun get it man my brother [Music] yes what they gonna do next show your booty ass I still got some Tic Tacs though you want them brother oh hi Karen hi uh Julian you have company I'm gonna go to the store and I'll be back soon real soon I so how's your brother oh Perry's fine um do you want to come in sure the doctor says he's fine and well I'll be back in two days really that's great to hear um I'm sorry things didn't work out between us oh no don't be yummy well things always work out for the best yeah things do work out for the best you know I I rediscovered something that I guess I forgot it's what's on the inside that counts not what's on the outside I know that sounds really really cliche but let's go for that yeah I guess it's something you can forget and what are you doing tonight nothing you wanna get some dinner sure uh how about we try some soul food all right no foreign [Applause] [Music] yes I'm lost do you know where 46th Street is yeah go two blocks down make a left make left right [Music] make a right [Music] now to become bass drum condoms and a lot of cheddar take off your face you feel the heat kill the beat that's me [Music] I'm back in the game running things honey in the cream team I told red posted blazing body with the lyrical Gap you feel that no time one time JC appeal that feel that handle your business baby [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] again when I was young back in my hometown Ronnie used to talk about people and places we sit around it's huge find a place everybody's doing it [Music] friends [Music] everybody's doing it [Music] when I was young about 19 I'm living in a Lagos Town me and my friends choked around familiar faces we played in a band going from place to place [Music] everybody's doing it foreign [Music] thank you now I'm a man Living in America trying to find my place by God's grace I will sing and praise each and every day I will sing and dance everybody's doing it [Music]

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Length: 89min 39sec (5379 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 25 2023