[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] BFD stops at Grand Junction Garden City the springs and [Music] [Applause] [Music] today you are gonna pay for your pizza okay how's double-or-nothing Garron in 1908 who was a runner from South Africa who ran against Jack Donaldson for $50,000 and lost Lester pretty soon and I have to start taking you as a business loss take the bunion Sam but yesterday couldn't use more pepper off your feet off my table since you're on a subject what kind of deal could you make me on eight pizzas a day Lester even if you were Italian a peaches day would kill you all together and that's not funny the onion ring not for me it's for my employees I'm a Korean lunch as a fringe benefit I could use a cost-plus deal now could you live with a 30% discount Vito call me all right yeah I think it's gonna work but please find yourself another office Sam action makes people think your pieces are good I should be charging you for listening rockefeller you ever hear beggars can't be choosers my mother told me that they are one Sports Illustrated Baba that magazines new you charge me like those you one use magazine 20 you ready for a nice hot shower sure you believe this says there are 4 million rats in this city Jimmy man so dude go around count rats 4 million that's one rep for person well we're gonna get a lot you my rent let you get somebody else's you want your motive is outfit today oh no I'll just take the red white nation thank you how you doing you permit for the business here well but working on it it's coming along I'm fine working on it mark be interested make some good bucks how are they doing be okay I don't know but you know he's gotta get started something because Wade's going he's gonna end up doing time shot reason son these days huh you know I tried to talk to him and tell him that he's got to be able to make his own way but every time it starts his mother's yelling and screaming and trying to take a fight in their insults in case you need this kind of stuff kids don't mind yelling screaming and fighting just as long as this loving Oh [Music] are you doing fine fine ah what are you working on dot well artificial insemination you know what that is [Music] you just must my hair you'll see on three foot a bottle [Music] my business you've had that cold for over a week now heavens I've done everything I can't get through okay I've told you 40,000 vitamin C and 2 ounces of acidophilus every two hours I guarantee it [Music] don't forget the answer dollars now okay [Music] here take this and get some breakfast let's check put your money away so many times I told you this place is crawling with we don't criminals what are you hard for you ain't got none miss Dina I could get raped sometimes I think I love you sometimes I just it feels so good when you [Music] understand your feelings hey big man hi gerald what's with that jive ass business deal you promised me alright we meet in front of Sam Saturday it's ten o'clock come on I'll play your game oh it's not my thing you're late oh well you know I'm taking care of my business hey you know how it is in the life of a visit thank you well it's a pretty hectic in the life of a coin changing operator to this way young man you can put your box down and stand on it geography I don't even know geography my business is in a very confined area 500 Mountain Sports you know that him backwards and forwards questions in there like in 1908 you ran against Jack dollars right you want can you knew that come on geography Lester good going uh ancient history I'm just getting geography don't wanna go for the tough ones what time is your addition today don't change the subject Kahn I'm just keeping my fingers crossed for this thanks honey I can't wait to your famous singer gonna be you manager I'm gonna think about branching out into the record business yeah look you're a con artist but you're in love in the meantime if you need any money just bet on these [ __ ] dancing dog fish drool they made a song or you'll still handicapping horses you want to grow up to be a horse junkie oh no but when they win they move no but gamblers die of rabies in the Sun let me tell you just it's your interest in trains don't keep you out of trouble okay all right normal Wars is from now on I'll read crime and punishment [Applause] didn't go back upstairs where you belong even put up with Toyota so call the license bureau go to bed I think about you in that locker what is it about me that affects old and women people are not supposed to live in lockers you know you could suffocate in there it's dangerous it's not much bigger than a lot ofyou pay 350 a month without air there's a not bit know you're conditioning three lockers eight bucks clear this here hello Juvenile Services Officer biscotti yes sir uh-huh aha Oh can't have kids living in the station without a license oh no listen sir I appreciate the call I really do it's citizens like you who keep the crime rate down yes it is all right we're on the way okay goodbye what a pain in the butt if I get lucky today I'll call her a ten-year-old kid for shining shoes without a license god this job stinks arresting kids for hustling a buck I'm becoming every hypocrite that I ever wanted to kill when I was a kid hey Frankie hey don't let it get you down it's a job that's all it's a lousy job Louie I noticed you show up every payday get yourself a hooker relax Lester it is unhealthy for you down here bad air no sunshine do I look like I need sunshine how are you gonna fit in the locker may be the unhealthy atmosphere will stunt my growth why don't you want to grow up oh yeah oh one of these days you're gonna have a relationship with a girl let me get married [Music] [Applause] [Music] no I'll probably never get married I'll never find the girl looking for just a bit burn special just to be inferior to me you know Lester you come live with me hey it'd be nice but I can just do that I mean I'd have to go up there every day look I know what goes on up there is an offense to God and I don't like it either what exactly are you scared of I ain't scared Cleo man July 31st Leo's are lying to you the jungle I am scared of nothing not quite conning me I want to know exactly what happened to you up there in the city they call me incorrigibles runaway both teaching juvenile delinquent how could I be all those things I still feel like it's not true you ever remarkable brain you should use it out try and change things yeah sure why anybody would listen to me I got plans to fix this city now that's a laser beam now how about we get rid of garbage the laser beam and air pollution would use overlapping sound waves then working on goals in my spare time you know there's a was it I think you like daddy young here's recited to me after you had a couple of drinks I don't remember it all but better go something like this oh god grant us a vision of our city as Ferris you might be a city of plenty we're vice and poverty shall not fester her success shall be founded on service honor shall be awarded to noble is alone and will order shall not be resting on force [Music] gotta have hope I have hope it's the waiting around this falls it be right back Santa's lobster salad kid never eats salad but you know he sleeps in that borrow one of the burgers starts to get the champagne exactly secrets and early to corner and besides our eyes are the sharper caliph is over I got people to pay he's got no license he don't pay tax [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] she's an obscenity kids today were to find him [Music] new episodes come in [Music] I'm looking for a little shoeshine kid named Lester I hear he's a friend of yours do you know I can find him uh no no I really don't or does his business [Music] I'm not a cop I'm from Juvenile Services I'm not here to arrest him so please just tell me where he is okay a Fink cannot be buried in hallowed ground well I just don't think that he should be living down here where it doesn't live down here he lives in his thoughts [Music] I cannot have him living down here unattended he's only ten years old you know his soul could be 2,000 years old wait a minute I'm handling this all right I wish I know what the hell you are talking about that sounds so pretty Cheers please try and seem with this last July where do we go to the Ice Capades tonight you can tell me all about his celestial i/o is not a celestial i its your celestial I you know the 14th Street shelters not all that bad and the Ice Capades got terrific reviews but I picked up later I can't have your urges I know it okay singer-songwriter hey I'm into singers and songwriters [Music] [Music] officer catches te okie didn't even call it a SWAT team double slammin look I'll make you deal meet me at Gino cellar at 3 o'clock and you didn't find it for sex man I can give you today's triple dancing doll fish dream and later song you can still make the track yeah yeah what I'm gonna race to the 14th Street shelter come on it's post time let's go tom tell me what do you think strong links with my legs huh definitely the wrong leg Howard er hey where you go with the kid hey me excuse me do you think that's wrong later my life [Music] can't honest I get see we got he's terrified he can't go up there yeah well maybe I'll feel better I'm sorry kid I got into my job come on come on come on come on at least let me take him off the stairs you don't have I'm afraid to go up into the streets that you get killed out here okay thousands of kids have lived in the 14th Street shelter a lot of great men came out of there senators ambassadors chiropractors [Music] this is your last chance put me away you're blowing just let dancing doll face dream and later song bundle no I will no one can change what you for your leo your King gain a good time for keys [Applause] listen uh how about I take out for some lunch blame it wait this is how do you feel about having so much they're kidding I can't eat with someone whose job it is to punish people come on you think I wanted to be a cup I wanted to be something better like what a gangster but I didn't have the guts waiter look whatever I am God made me now you can argue with God [Music] I think I've always wanted a singer every little girl every one of you something funny when I was really little I used to go into the garage behind her house and I take like a washcloth and I take it like this and I take a cord from Oakland or a quarter and I'd wrap it around like that as tight as I could get it and I hold it up like why don't I Drive you to your audition Frank we've been going over this work we're totally incompatible nobody's incompatible okay you went to college and I love the way you talk but I don't need a Phi Beta Kappa to know what's going on I think about life and philosophy and I asked myself the fundamental questions Who am I what am I doing here what am I gonna Park goodbye Frank Jill Jill what kind of guy you looking for a sensitive guy me yet forceful it's me too you described me to a tee sensitive forceful thanks much don't forget your check [Music] [Music] the way you took my advice his look his smile and all Louie I met a lady today born to incite riots the kind just send one red rose do you know the type in the way she talks you know what you needed where'd you meet her I was taking this kid to the 14th Street shelter you know and then the kid says he can pick triples he never and and she's a friend of his you know she wanted to come along with us for the ride to the shelter so she sat right next to me and we were touching in what horses did the kid pick I'm talking about a beautiful girl my choice is dancing doll fish demon latest song I think anyway she's a singer she's got a face hands dice flakes of money my latest show on they came in [Music] sixty-eight thousand two hundred and forty seven dollars yeah I got a spring that kid [Applause] you became upon me you [Music] Wow that was fantastic do you think so oh you are terrific listen if I hire you know whatever they skip I draw a circle around myself and I don't let anyone in what about me mind if I come in you're out terrific Jill you really are [Music] I've been thinking a lot about what I did this afternoon you know - Lester and I think we should get him out yeah yeah listen that kids really got to me he's some piece of work Lester why you standing here [Music] Hurt Locker listen he was shot six times [Music] Buster's all over this place I wasn't paying attention lady we've checked out every Locker in the station there's no dead kids look I am NOT some kind of a nut I never said you were man there is a little black kid curled up inside of one of these lockers maybe he wasn't completely dead look I lost my purse and my suitcase there you've got to help me find them we'll give it another all I'll go with you you guys take that side look I know what I saw [Music] [Music] [Music] what is your dream drinkin what are you doing here Sheldon wait for train to Philadelphia Philadelphia how well we're looking for a kid exactly like you I mean the kid a lot that's right how did you know yeah they found that kid in the locker yeah well we're not exactly certain about that oh well if you don't believe me go check it out but I have to go catch my train to Philadelphia wait a minute we're looking for a little black kid who was in the lock are you sleeping in that locker so the kid you're looking for somewhere in a locker not really I have to go my train is pulling out maybe you know we all look like we didn't find a body I tell you what you find the body and you'll all have you mean he's your man I'm selling it's mistaken identity mutters any michelle that have kinda lie luster um Dean thanks guys I got it Juvenile Services I'll take it from here thanks a lot oh good to see a big guy good to see it kisses why is he being so nice to me cuz he likes you I like you I don't trust you no wait a second strikes no they're trying to take you back used to give a way to let you stay down here right right that's right please Papa soul hey Lester you know I could get a lot of troubles letting you stay down here as a matter of fact Jill and I are going out to dinner tonight we're gonna try and fix this whole thing up right Jeffrey you going out there with there no one he'll mm-hmm mm-hm almost there almost there perfect Oh matter of seconds matter of seconds I hate to change the subject but wasn't it something when Lester was telling me to bet those horses yeah well I've news for you you know this worst secret and they won okay okay he picked a triple hey pick the treble he's always picking triples me give me forces last week is just an auto bet that's incredible well in that case why don't we drink a toast to history [Music] [Applause] [Music] Oh what you did to me telling me to bet on those horses yeah well I'm a bit I did I went to the track but I didn't want to win who's getting $420 I was scared somebody's gonna hit me on the head it was a nervous wreck I wanted to get rid of the money so I bet on the horses and I won $54,000 hey that'll bring change these items you said you like that new guy Houston doing I don't know I don't but I can change your image I don't want to think about it nice is driving me crazy thank God the government took care I don't know how I can live them with all that money can you ruin my life I'm rich fairy shouldn't beg he can't afford to marry you think last you would like to live with me are you serious maybe that serious you're kidding I can't believe you said that's exactly what do you eat you're serious I'm serious here's a terrific kid guys my kind of guy don't like problem is it's gonna take money oh this is not a problem I you could have something out of my paycheck I would even help hey their problem is that he doesn't trust you well that would change in time wouldn't it oh you're right he likes you yeah that's a great foundation if I talked when that would really work he trusts you absolutely trust me if I talk to him everything would work out fine hey now if you could just get him to give me the triple tomorrow do you know what the Buddhists call a man like you know what a jerk hey Jill Jill come on look I'm gonna be 30 so what so I don't wanna be just a cop the rest of my life and this is a chance for me to get out of the basement with the animals look I don't want to hear about your basement or your animals I just want you to leave a cat alone look you know I don't come from such a great background I'm I'm gonna first new pair of shoes when she died you could never be green again hell does that mean Lester is not something you're gonna exploit exploit Jesus Jill we could buy him the world we could send him to the best schools best universities we could really develop that fantastic mind of his yeah I'll tell you something if we don't take care of them somebody else will somebody who doesn't love him Oh do you love him yeah I think it's great no no do you love him yeah yeah I love him oh you're so full of it Frank how can you love somebody you just met hey we just met we're doing pretty good what correct me if I'm wrong but just a little while ago upstairs we were drinking and kissing kissing and drinking I really like that how about you you're missing my whole point what is the point this is a very special kid kid 2,000 years old [Music] that can matter you never I would never hurt that kid and you will never throw fettuccine that my sink again there are many idea how much money you threw down the same thing it was very expensive for me but do we noodle sauce and wine we're looking at a forty five dollar dinner there I figure you owe me I don't know how'd your proposed to get it out of it step into my office [Music] attacks [Music] she played the triple yesterday and one $54,000 $54,000 oh wow that we can make her beautiful [Music] maybe now just this one time okay just once I don't trust you mister I swear on my mother's life you told me your mother was dead you my mother out of this I'd like it if your mother was dead all right come on tell me so how do you do this I just shine the shoes when it comes to precognition who this pyramid power Lester do you remember being a slave in Egypt not need you guys guys care it's almost post time let's get started here humming concentrate Lester come on Boris royal army boots and lucky me glorious glory army boots lucky me all right I'm out of here [Music] don't worry it's gonna win the only time I was wrong was when I get money for myself maybe with somebody on there [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] 2506 thank you thank you very much hey do you have a good day yeah terrific thing well congratulations well thanks thanks a lot hey hey listen I hate to bother you but I wanted to fill out this little form for you sir I'm from the Internal Revenue Service [Music] come on Lester it doesn't make any sense to quit now you promised yeah I know but don't you realize tonight we can all be rich you can have anything you want if you can be happy come on Lester just this last time huh what do you say just give me tomorrow's triple and that'll be the last time I promise I promise you [Music] it's cute for that's to eat not to play with you like him don't you yeah Nia Levin rah I don't know what is this man and woman love stuff no I wish I could give you a straight answer honey I keep hoping I'm gonna get lucky I'm beginning to believe that it's impossible to love in this society wait a minute you guys stop having all those bad buys I mean there's all kinds of love there's love of books if you call Biblio Fillion there's za boom buzzer what you'd call matricide there's love of dogs that you call love of dogs there's Diegans loving somebody from the neck down with what you call necrophilia then there's sadism and masochism and stay the masochism and massal Satanism and then there's a whole lot of six toast [Music] are you Harry yeah but I want to pay 50 G's on the trip with Delmar well that's a sucker bet come on come on can you handle it or not what are you crazy who's got that kind of buddy I do is it for real yeah yeah this is for real I'll see if the pinkie rings we'll take the lid off well hurry up it's only ten minutes time Kay come on you sure that's for hello very Elizabeth hold on then Harry's got a guy wants to put 50 G's on the triple at down my mark well what do you think we should do take the bet dead at twenty to one you know what the payoff would be take it sucker bet [Music] Harry okay [Music] ah hi Sportsline yeah could you tell me what the triple paid at Belmar today please yeah what is it it's a million bucks tax-free Buster can't you see it there you are sitting behind a big desk wash leather chair pictures of yourself all over the walls hey feel some nice Christie's building that goes with your social status what Leone's are not only courageous and dignified they are also very intelligent now you want me to go up it's no question about it and yeah also you may think it's my idea oh no wait a second Lester there's no place to meet down here there's no privacy what thing Lester Lester don't be afraid I'm not afraid when I was a kid I pretended to be very brave it was inside I was afraid I wasn't very brave that's not my problem the inside I know that I am so afraid so I'm liable to do something stupid like go up there well I think you're gonna have to do that because I want you to come hear me sing tonight you're singing I got a callback hey that's terrific I can't I'd like to you're gonna have to comb this out this is important to me I need you there besides this one thing I know about Leos if you present him with a great cause maybe show tremendous courage what's a pretty card you old watch I come back did you paint out Harry a maid Fox we can't get a rub from not paying off you said it was a sucker bet it is a sucker bet working some kind of scab a software with electronics Brooke I want that money back [Music] [Applause] [Music] there he is take off the truth is no we're following them that jerk doesn't think we know we're being followed let's lose it Tommy Union Station [Music] you know what's in here Lester how'd you like to sleep on a million bucks tonight explain why I got it just open your Lester it's only gonna be in there overnight open your damn locker okay okay [Music] what million dollars [ __ ] this is crazy in the donor you I'm right now I'm gonna go see Jill I got I got a picture all over the kisser me too you dirty old man all right come on Frank I forgot Lester I'm sorry play a minute wait a minute I got it I got it listen I feel pretty safe and comfortable in your locker right there okay Lester I'm at the steps of the elevated train right now [Music] okay Lester all right look we'll only be on the street a minute now we get the chills and we're underground again [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] take your clothes off you can't get much buddies take your clothes off [Music] [Music] playful yelling no one aware make a play [Music] ah hold it fellows here all right give me a here stay back stay back we got come on through bonus all right that's it lady how could you put a kid in a suitcase anyway everything's gonna be all right just relax million bucks for your books sons of [ __ ] stole my money back I know the government $25,000 how do you like that a million bucks don't worry about it I promise you it's gonna be fine today lady we only know as Union Station marry one of those incredible stories a woman who dropped out of society 12 years ago never has made of bed in her entire life tell us Mary how did you do it I didn't do it Lester did it boom Lester he's a friend of mine too 10 year old kid who lives in the station lubes and Union Station yes about 6 months now I asked the mayor for his reaction this morning I am shocked there must be what a half a million people going through there and not one of them about Bob I find it to spaceball hi firstly I'm going to conduct my own investigation because I think that is dangerous for a small child live in Oaxaca this is my real holiday signing off from the mayor's office they are you gonna get out of here in Frank the life was fun and do you came in touch Buster the whole administration's gonna come down like we've gotta get him out of here so better stay do me alive it's a second Lester you can't just go running into the station now people you're gonna be coming live no no we just want to try out you just let us succeed [Applause] [Applause] the mayor wants to talk to them oh hi mr. mayor he is fit that was healing last week my place is clean do you know Lester let's bless the roof Prester the kid a nice kid nice kid you knew that he was down there and you didn't do anything what's to do I got four kids in my yonago take him home with me why did you report it sure report then pretty soon everybody's suing you I got enough troubles live and let live it's the American Way we're talking about a small child a human being not something to be thrown away by society you know I've often said that the individual is more important than society why do I say that because the individual can live without society but the question is can society live without the individual and I'm talking about the entire society I'm talking about your blacks your Browns your tans your yellows your Reds your your whites whites whites that society I find it to space [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Lester come down here talking down so get you really that's it come on down nice tie come on down this will be good for this come on boys come on Lester how long you got to stay up there until I die and your daddy for me he's terrified you're gonna put him in a foster home and make him go to school that's exactly what I'm gonna do you can't do that your honor I've tried who are you I'm officer Viscardi of the Juvenile Services section he's been traumatized by the city so alive she and I are gonna get married to doctor congratulations but I can't happen stay down here well then please just give him to us I don't know get him down no mr. man you get him down before the ten o'clock news Lester Lester I'd like to talk to you now I won't grab you or force you I promise right here on television okay okay all right come on down no you come up there is going up the ladder now he's going up the ladder to top to the little boy this is amazing everyone knows them there is afraid of heights he hasn't been this high since the last time he fell off a barstool the mayor's up at the top of the ladder let's see come on have a seat [Applause] tell me some why you so afraid of our city a lot of people think it's the greatest city in the world having a fiscal crisis look I'm them there see I have to obey the law and the law says that you got to be in a home and you got to go to school you went to school and you can't solve the fiscal crisis well come on we've talked long enough mustard mustard get away from the edge come back here thank you tell what I'm just joking son I'll make a deal with you have a fiscal crisis right you're not join TV City ain't got no money you want money consumer but on my conditions that's wonderful why don't we get down we'll talk about minute how much money you need I need a lot of money list a lot of money yeah yeah I heard something part Jillian Frank up here they'll tune Jill Frank you want to go up there please [Applause] she won $54,000 yeah I heard about that but that was just a lucky break that's all are you yeah bundle Lester you scared the hell out of us down there but how can a child pick horses oh he has some kind of mystic power it would be his cosmic rays or maybe it's his Gambari or maybe it's the fact that he understands the odds and the loss of probability right right can't believe I'm having this conversation the kid says that he could raise a lot of money for the city by betting on horses he can do it but the city can't get your honor all we need is the money to place the first bet forget that I'd be impeached hey tomorrow's gonna be in business and two days on Viera proposition all right let me use my own room but right now I said use your small business long enough from it how much will it cost me to get you down your honor it cost the city five thousand bucks a year to keep the kid in the 14th Street shelter it one week I'll hand you a check for 1 million dollars and if you don't we leave peaceably [Applause] I think that I could say without fear of contradiction that every man was once a boy Lester and I understand each other [Applause] the city cannot allow you to sleep in a locker you know but I like free what control you got it free for one week by then Frank will marry Jill and they'll adopt you then we won't have these problems right mr. mayor well see in a week with the first million could you put some office furniture in that would give me one room tax deduction and depreciation for my business you got it old buddy and a little child shall lead them to the racetrack raped gambit Lester will run that 200 bucks up in no time oh no back to one is for my baggage carts in uniform so I got 20 kids coming in tomorrow and I gotta start training for my new business business business Lester what is this business about a business I can get rollin not this station has no more than about three or four ports and there's always someone looking fail but their base so I figure what some smart kids working this place I can clean up clean up yeah with baggage carts Esther what are you knocking your brains out with that for we can make enough money in one day at the tracked by mm baggage carts but you know I get that for myself but listen here's the plan I'll give you all the profits and you can bet and I'll call it that's it let's plan partners right Jim right fight okay kid you're the Leo he's getting the late sport don't you think we're gonna turn in yeah Jim asked me boo tonight is it all right if I sleep you tonight why sure it's all Robert oh yeah it's okay can I list my gym all right then folks gonna adopt you kid somebody wanted on me when I was young and too [Music] it's Lester look at the mess we've got him into hot mess he's got exactly what he wants hey you're the one who said that he has every right to live in the train station and he'll get the million and if he doesn't want him to do it right right and if he doesn't they're just gonna drag him off to 14th Street well maybe if we make it a better City right we fixed the potholes and clean up the town a little bit and more social services maybe he won't want to live down there some life why did I have the guts to be honest come on Jill you are honest with him then why not let him believe that we're gonna adopt him he doesn't want to be adopted especially kids like that geniuses no fair they're better off without parents my parents didn't understand me I don't care what he says genius or no genius he needs a parents love he needs protection discipline did you see his face when the mayor said we were gonna adopt him yeah hey I'm no parent are you me oh no I'm so confused I can't even God myself so there you are the more the first day did you say you wanted him to come live with you because I knew we already paid the trip though you knew that's why you got me into bed wait a second I got you into bed because I wanted to get you into bed and you wanted to get me there for the same reason Lester had nothing to do with that but you knew about the triple well that makes you an opportunist and a louse okay so I'm allows the opportunist but I love you I never 7 if anybody [ __ ] I love you having me was to scratch your eyes out [Music] and the other half lunchtime kiss the hell up [Music] says here a man who hadn't made love to his wife at eight years shot one that did atomic test cancelled due to bombs right yes sir your train is ready the mayor's had a crew working all night you're gonna love it [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Applause] he's the boss I'll make a little proposition to you we're gonna conduct a little business here it's carrying the luggage from the training to the cabin from the capsule trainer whatever right a celebrity on television he calls the horses why didn't you tell somebody you've got a system to pick the triple no system Sam okay now hey for an old friend would you give me today's triple not right now Sam okay let's go Lester for no friends I'll see you later Sam I gotta go okay can I see a minute sure but you couldn't make it up to me listen Buddha say if you need more than I do its bless I have something to give I'm calling med Sam's at lunchtime now now that we're alone what I'm proposing is a service business now the service is carrying people's baggage from the cars to the trains and trains to the cars how much can we make minimum wage now I'll supply the uniforms you still having a couple of days and these carts back here excuse me right here this is what they look like and there's ten up right now to save me a lot of bookkeeping I made it very simple you guys pay me two bucks you know [Applause] now let me tell you something here excuse me you should make 10 trips an hour at a buck apiece that means you clear eight dollars now where else are you gonna get eight bucks an hour they can work as long as you want well you know the most important thing is you're not just selling this service you gotta say yourself give them a sunny personality now everybody smile that's all you have to do is smile good feel good more teeth good cheeks cheeks good good good that was man with you Jarrell why don't you smile Uncle Tom jive they see this jump this is the attitude and causes backlash so what you better slime phony now don't move on nobody too fast cuz else think you're gonna muggle and call for the cops not easy flight right look for old ladies and men who look like old ladies now who wants to start today [Music] okay let's listen our deal was that you say nothing to the reporters about this horse business I understand politics mr. mayor it's just that we haven't talked about what we're gonna do with the money well take out more cops more farm or sanitation workers very what teaches you you gotta kill rats still lot of rats school lunches with Twinkies Twinkies lot of Twinkies with a PTA group in 20 minutes again again question remember you're working for the city now I'm insecure enough as it is okay whom can he take to either piece of pizza you want to wash that down Vito get him a call uh luster would it be would it be okay if I had a piece sure go ahead help yourself anybody else I got you something Lester and their shoebox i justold something thanks Frank you're welcome Lester let's try it out it's hi Sierra ah reboots [Music] Cyril [Music] let's try it again which Quebec it's sweet [Applause] not sweet finish so it has to be loyal Rose must are you sure [Music] instead sweet vinegar Gloria Rose sweet vinegar has the lead [Applause] hurry Santa's on the infield Bork like just important your attention please wait vinegar has been disqualified from first to last and the winner is Gloria Rowe [Applause] [Music] okay okay see my box 200 bucks in one day okay kid how do you want to do this with or without pain [Music] [Music] sorry kid but my sister needs a mouse job buster what the hell happened it's obvious I'm gonna have to screen my help better you're gonna have to protect Lester look after him and his money I don't know about that man and that's not my thing we'll make it your thing I don't know what it takes to get you kids charter today maybe he just needs the proper motivation no that's not it maybe needs a hit on their head no that's not it baby needs two bucks an hour that's it [Music] these days it's the times [Music] morning everybody Oh smells like a bacon Buster a little something for you oh this is that chess game we're gonna do is plug it in you know that's the one yeah just a little something what's waiting oh right this is so expensive money is no object Lester yeah I got the name of a bookie Miami in a book in LA Miami la hey it all features out it's really very simple listen I hit Miami with this today's winnings okay I bet the triple at Hialeah as soon as I pick up my money from the triple bang I'm on an airplane I'm off to California okay I get to Del Mar Bank I put my money on the trip with Del Mar Bing we win the triple I'm back on the plane here with the mayor's million and a bundle for us Lester a big bundle fellas a Frank I try very okay Lester we took up a collection from our winnings is it 200 you got robbed here's 200 just to say thanks and here's a little something from Vito oh thanks guys I have a lot of great friends Lester you got to see the Cadillac I brought to my wife she's been driving it around a neighborhood all day showing off Cadillac these gas prices who's worried that beautiful place he'll raise a lot of money for the city I'm gonna make it a city city city of pliny we're vice of poverty shall not fester where success she'll be founded on service where honor shall be given to noblesse long-wear orders shall not rest on force what our love of office if you could only be like that okay this is our city - this is for the city it's gonna stay in an expensive hotel there are more rats there than there are here if you're gonna fix up this city Lester here [Applause] Thanks [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] big guy we won it was terrific you're a champion [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] maybe's burn didn't you didn't you got in two and a half hours ago maybe get caught in traffic at 2:00 in the morning what traffic maybe took a later plane no I hope so Lester come on let's just like alright mamie's tags he broke down oh let me just ran off with the money no not Frank he's not that kind of a guy [Applause] [Music] he's that kind of guy [Music] roll the tape the tape is rolling q mr. mayor drop the tray [Applause] [Music] has there ever been a time in history when a ten-year-old orphan has given a million dollars to our city a city which well let's just say hasn't been too kind to him we love Lester [Applause] [Music] [Applause] the rooms only right their heads okay to compare apples and you'll blow it can't trust anybody why I have to do everything myself good posture I'll take care of it myself thank God your mother's not alive to see this is that Vito and some kids are upstairs running around with their own carts they're undercutting news what undercutting me Lester have you heard what they're gonna do with the money the banks that's what's getting the money Lester the bank's million yeah the whole million nothing for the people Frank what was he saying if the Constitution says that the bondholders must be paid first that's the banks can you tell me that people don't get anything there's nothing to get excited about less do you see once we pay back the bondholders then we could borrow again see then we could do all the things that we talked about namely lie right on TV that wasn't a lot it wasn't a lie everyone's gonna hate me now I'm not giving you normal money to give to the bank's you lied yesterday after we listen to me you explain to will wants to explain I mean he's been lied to before mr. long we can't break them long mr. mayor I hate to tell you this but you really are an [ __ ] you really are good as our word is out of your keep huge wine frame you shouldn't give me more Jerry you're talking murdering huh right Lester oh come on but you still make post time what are you doing what are you doing with our show we're not sure long Lester that's not right the money you're gonna make with your business that was clean money come on Jill don't be so naive when you wanna check out counter nobody checks such a money to see if it's dirty or clean Holly if it's counterfeit now let's get rich [Music] don't do this Frank is right here's a look out for yourself nobody else is going to does that include me too oh you really kill me you know the kid just got royally screwed they've undercut his business they've lied to him and you're still turning the other cheek when are you gonna grow up lady like you yeah like me that's right alright alright so I'm a little cynical a little wary maybe but nobody's gonna mess up my life and nobody's ever gonna mess up Lester's life ever again Oh what I suppose you're gonna take care of them you bet I am Frank is my friend is that so he loves me and he loves you oh we're team hey let's be reached again hey hey where you going I'm getting him this far away from you as I can oh no you're not get out of my way Frank Jill I'm just as concerned about the kid as you are concerned enough to adopted no words Frank come on tell the kid tell the kid that we plan to get married and adopt him and then live happily ever after enough and a small to the white house with a little picket fence mama daddy and Lester [Music] Lester [Music] we lied to you who never intended to adopt [Music] you and me and I feel so ashamed [Music] the back she feels off [Music] I'll get the sheet beach exams [Music] rusty hinge rusty soon I can't get it any buddy take it easy just calm down all right let's just start again okay what kiss it's not rusty hinge with flying shadows yep old was that deposed all right let me get this straight it's wet kiss flying shadows and deposed right I think so I'm not sure maybe [Applause] maybe [ __ ] where the hell did you get flying shadows he didn't even show told you I wouldn't sure then you should have said so I tell Esther ah see we lost a whole damn triple you know what the monthly payments are on a Cadillac sorry told you shoulda listened sure but the bank's gonna listen to me when it comes time for me to make my car payments leave them alone is it tied into a bad day you're upset there's always tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow no more losses fine wanna throw all this away I'm not some ran away it's gone it's ride I want it to dry but I can't I really try no more sure [Music] I gotta go so my picture [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] now what happened hey man I've been watching your stuff transit cop came around put a lock on your train the mayor said illegal in the right [Music] mark you take the cards the business is yours I'm gonna go back to what I do best shining shoes [Applause] [Music] mr. Seamon luggage goichi okay it's gonna take me a year to get back to myself everybody loves everybody's nobody love us for the bird sorry ain't no birds down here you feel sorry for yourself no sure yeah that's alright you're entitled come on over here oh I can't you so some people are good and everybody has some goodness in it somewhere oh I know it's not always easy to find but you just gotta dig it out do you do that I try then how come you stay down here well habit I guess can't teach an old dog new tricks you know you are so lucky you're so young you have so many good years ahead of them we came down here because I was afraid up there I'm afraid down here [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Chester [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] fine they took my drain away come on let's go well where does anyone ever know where you gotta go with the flow Danny you're like a lion trapped in a cage you gotta be free to roam the jungle roll that jungle just to come up with me can I'll be coming down here anymore I got that same job she's nice really nice we're going come on your skin you think I'm not scared even that lousy kid cost me a million dollars I'm okay now Lester I'm all right oh boy we're not much of a family you guys but let's face it we're the only family we got come on we're getting out of here [Music] let's go no I can't be honest just take game place lady Peter is gonna be okay Lester it stinks up there no more lies come on take it one step at a time [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh wait wait wait wait no I tell you something I don't even know what I was born well then how do you know it's not July 31st [Music] [Applause] [Music] no more horses huh no more no more horses I can take the stock market [Music] [Applause] [Music]
