Thugaboo Sneaker Madness (2006) | The Wayans Family Presents

foreign [Music] [Music] oh yeah yeah [Music] throw your hands up hello everybody [Music] that was more like a meteor slim mate this is how you do it when my rap career blows up and I make my first million I'm gonna buy my mom and dad a house then all we're going to do is swim eat candy and write Rhymes all day yeah your rap career is gonna blow up all right cause you're gonna bomb at every show why you say that Dede because your Rhymes are like Daddy's feet corny man you a little hater you're right I hate the way you rap foreign [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] oh that's so gross why don't you take a bath dirty what do you think I'm doing now yeah why are you in this mind your business yeah man I knew it man I'm tired of this man I'm tired I'm trying to steal from my people your peoples yeah the black man did you even know that the black man invented peanut butter did you know that um my baby's so smart so we already knew that so what I always have silly white man names like skippies or gifs or or Planters well when they're going to come out with a peanut butter named after a brother like I don't know like mustafa's creamy chunk crunch they already got one it's called Reese's and that's my favorite part of Mustafa comes out with peanut butter that's good I'll text all of that because that's what's up you know all this pollution is putting a hole in the ozone layer I can't stand people who pollute the Earth foreign oh granny you're looking real beautiful in a bathing suit you're so cute money you must really like me yo don't play with my emotions come to the crib you're so crazy you're talking to a dog and I'm the one that's crazy holla back [Music] [Applause] thank you my mom always there for me to leave my mark on the world this is Paula ow talk about slopping the taste out somebody's mouth ing but to put it to you short and simple y'all don't have to go home but you got to get the heck up out of here now take your little greedy by eyes off with your parents I'm tired of looking after y'all I got my own kids show wow this is great I've been waiting for them to train that pool all summer now I can practice my backside five oh damn quite ambulance I'm okay just a little shoulder Bruce that's all listen I'm gonna go I'm gonna go home and put some hot ice oh on it here you go Chad thought you might need it thanks Soo Young that's the final sign school starts next week only seven more days and I get to see the girl of my dreams oh The Rock so Diane Johnson yo I'm mixed you ain't mixed you confused yo why you bugging I can't wait to get back either why because going back to school this year puts me one step closer to college and one step closer to my lifelong dream of becoming the first female president and I'm gonna make DJ my first man I don't know about a lot though too president please Dede with your big mouth all the National Security would be at stake with one phone call whatever I can't wait till school starts either I'm so excited for baby Louise he starts first grade first grade I thought he was going into high school please Dede at least my brother doesn't come up with those half fake get rich quick schemes hey then I have baked and some day one's gonna hit well maybe if one of your ideas does it would become the new Power couple you beat the big businessman and I'll be the beautiful actress slash singer slash dancer one problem listen you can't sing dance or act I know you [ __ ] you won't be saying that when I'm on American icon [Music] you are absolutely horrible oh oh you're such a triple threat you raised the terror alert next she banged she banged she banged now you're exactly what this competition needs you're a star and I had no professional training who needs American Icon anyway yeah I can't wait to educate the freight put the music I'm feeling great yeah [Music] what he said he can't wait to go school shopping to get him some new sneakers oh yeah oh snap I want a pair those [Music] kids people that thought it is that eyes was dumb cause I dropped out of the first grade and when it is straight down into the mvas well let me show y'all hey are those the new Air Jareds hey show me I gotta get me a pair of those [Music] the new Air Jareds go out and get yourself a pair now man I gotta get those shoes you know how fly I'd be stepping in the school y'all with those on my feet [Music] hey Diane you know how they say the clothes makes the man well you make the clothes love the sneakers foreign [Music] Halle Berry I know you wasn't just daydreaming about Halle Berry when you got me standing right here now don't be jealous Lisa even though her name may sound sweet I only have eyes for you oh please not you slim I was talking to Divac well you can Daydream all you want mama ain't gonna buy you those sneakers man DD you're so negative with a little bit of positive thinking there's nothing you can't achieve I'm always thinking positive but nothing ever happens what do you mean you still here [Music] yeah hear me hear me my flow is slow what do you know I want those egg chairs I ain't got the I ain't got the who runs with no it's dope stupid [Music] they're the size of that Wrecking Ball hey there little buddy hey yo drock are you talking to me I don't see any other big-headed kid in the room with you let me ask you something yeah how'd you go to school shopping today with your mom and little sister hey how'd you know can you read my mind to something ahead that big everybody can read your mind yo enough with the head jokes all right all right I'll quit when I'm ahead on the first day of school a guy like you needs to be wearing a sneaker that represents who you are yeah you're right that's why you need these [Music] what happened yeah but they cost too much money you don't think you're worth 150 bucks yeah but my mom will use that money for something like food or paying rent well she wasn't thinking about paying the rent when she bought herself a hundred dollar wig you're right I'm gonna go right in there and ask her now that's the spirit go right in there demand your new air Jared gets them every time yeah girl um they were on sale four turkeys for five dollars and they were raised right next door to the chemical plant but that didn't stop me I took them with both heads and 12 feet attached to them I put little hats on them and some little booties and I put them bad boys for a couple hours and they taste just as good as those 30 turkeys boy can't I'm on a very important call go ask your father he sleeps well I'm on the phone on the phone but you said you were taking me and Dede school shopping them stores ain't going nowhere yeah girl he wants me to take him shopping for school clothes I just hope his report card looks as good as the clothes I'm buying him all right all right then go oh girl don't worry about it people call here with the wrong number all the time it was nice meeting you bye now all right d-rock you rushed me off the phone did you wash up yes Mama you clean that dirty room yes Mama did you feed your dog oh I forgot about that well how would you like it if I forgot to feed you but I ain't eat breakfast yet well now you know how that dog feels [Music] I want you to sell all my stocking bathing suits suntan lotion and surfboards summertime is over we need to switch up our game back to school is hot now I want to buy stocking sneakers candy Gums cell phones backpacks fruit snacks paper clips potato chips bun dips high tops desktops bus passes hall passes reading glasses cheese crackers with them little red sticks and number two pencils yeah that's right number two pencils if anyone wants to pass the test they gotta come through me here money I have your food gotta bounce [Music] time to eat Boy Who you calling for I went all out for you this time I got you the big 20 cent can of dog food now I know he don't expect me to eat this enjoy [Applause] [Music] Jenkins [Music] hey a homeboy money he sent us some more food [Applause] yes here look Morocco put it down let's finish the house yeah make a satellite dish yes I would love your recipe for gumbo quiche I can't wait until DJ sees me and all my new dresses and cute pantsuits with my baby doll teeth don't get crazy DD you're not getting all those clothes and why not because mama has to save money to buy me those new Ed Jareds oh are you talking about those 150 what's that about how to close the way under 150 well that's good to know Dede because I know just the place and they're having a big sale better go underneath that chicken a little bird flew ain't never stopped me I keep a little in me just so I don't have to get a flu shot I get a meal at a vaccination all in one where's the store mom just a little further [Music] please don't try to fit your big old foot in a woman's sex when you really are a man's wife and to all you you cheat me please do not sell for Monica load in the fragrance department instead I suggest you go home and wash your behind cause chopped onions and Old Spice don't mix to return this dress that I'm wearing I'm weird but photo store closes I'm through [Music] is the store coming up just down here girl he had her shoes in his briefcase the red pump she likes to wear all the time yes he did oh girl I got to go out to call you back yeah we just got the Bargain Basement Bond we're not doing my long distance carrier but thanks for calling bye okay we're here let's do this [Applause] [Music] okay Dede you're a size two in dresses small in pants and one size fits all and baby tees drock you like your pants baggy but not too [ __ ] with a hang off your behind medium shirt and oversized Throwbacks all right y'all stand back and hold Mama's purse um [Music] foreign [Music] hey those are mine [Applause] good they'll take half off now go [Music] you might have won the belt and purse this time but I'll be back for a rematch I want a title shot Bring It On Joyce I'll see you at the Thanksgiving sale good job getting all this stuff mama you were great in there yeah especially when you body slam that 300 pound lady then climbed up on that clothes rack and gave her a power driver now I mean son well I think we're done for the day but I still haven't gotten my sneakers oh okay you go get your shoes drock and we'll wait for you here I already got them oh those are nice you like them they have the double pump reflex action they have a lateral support band that keeps your foot from superannuating and prorating drock how much are the shoes not to mention they go with all my new school boy how much are those shoes 150 how much he said they cost 150. a hundred and fifty dollars oh Elizabeth I'm coming to join you honey and that's before Texas [Music] lady boy do you know all the things I could buy with a hundred and fifty dollars I could get four pair of house shoes six wigs a toaster Three French Hens two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree mama knows where I can get you a pair of sneakers for ten percent of that price easy to add Jared's and they smell like meat I know those are air Johnsons and Johnson's who's he he's the owner of the supermarket foreign s are a much better shoe than these the only way you'll get a pair of sneakers for 150 is by asking God Almighty himself I'm sorry drock but no can do do you know what I could get for 150 I could have her assistant to help me answer all these prayers I could ice out my angel Halos buy five new pearls or sandals Three French hairs two to the doves and a partridge in a pear tree don't feel bad boy my son wanted to pay I told him no too sure how you expect me walking on water knees all disciples gonna laugh at me now don't put the meat back sneakers on and get on to school you ain't gonna bother me about some dark sneakers I still got to fix the San Andreas Fault you can have that cute little sad look on your face if you want to but you ain't getting no 150 dollar pair of sneakers but Mom if I show up to school with those sneakers on all the kids are tease me listen baby you can't live your life trying to be like everybody else you have to be your own person now mama just can't afford to waste a hundred and fifty dollars on one pair of sneakers I'm sorry [Music] okay great man they all gonna laugh at me [Music] [Music] look at those shoes ew hey Jay-Z when you want to get together and write those Rhymes huh kid huh son yo man chicken came right with anybody wearing Snickers like that because of you drock I'm retiring from rap I got 99 problems in your shoes this one no [Music] a guy like you needs to be wearing a sneaker that represents who you are who you are I know what I'll do I'll get rid of them okay great [Music] microwave my foot warmer my bet is on oh man [Applause] Jenkins [Music] come on man look at this what is this here this is the sneaker my cousin he says this in Manhattan there's no go here Village can fit in this big shoe is only two oh I can't believe this look at this here this is not good they're not everything [Music] come on come on okay great this isn't my stop soon young hello drock hello Mr Lee Young how's business which one the grocery store the sushi restaurant the dry cleaning business or the taxi service um all of them oh they make me very very tired but you know what they say about a man with one job no what you're a lazy bum get out there and get more jobs do you want a snack sure whoa potato chips here take it for you oh on second thought no thank you I'm full oh you're very delicious nice sneakers these cheap old things I hate them they're not that bad I wanted the new Air Jairus but my mother bought me these air balloons I can't go back to school wearing these things you want air Jared I can make them for you how don't worry take off your sneakers give me a few hours and I'll have your air Jared for you tomorrow bet man we're so young I hope she comes through with these sneakers okay sneakers all done I stayed up all night whoa they look just like the air Jazz how'd you do it ancient Family secret you like yeah Diane is gonna love me in these they're sick hey I didn't use no germs I meant the shoes there never mind oh I can't wait to get to school now thanks Soo young how can I ever repay you easy Cold Hard Cash oh where did you get those air Jareds they're not there Jared's they're air Johnsons did so young make you a pair of fake sneakers yep she sure did you know what mama said about bootleg stuff Mama never said anything about bootleg stuff besides she just bought that new Denzel movie on bootleg Devil in a boot dress yo DJ come down sup D Rock yo let me lace up my dogs I'll be right down do it with Jubilee the third are you ready for school yes Father I'm lacing my shoes I'll be right down he's such a perfect young man [Music] okay father I'm darting off to pursue my educational prowess okay son don't dilly dally I'll be home late it's my bridge night I'll see you later bye yo what's up B how you feeling what's going on yo let's bounce son hi DJ yo son will you get them sneakers them joints is hot son these are the new joints with the death family yeah yeah I'm chilling dirty how you feeling no doubt check this beat out I made last night this joint is hot oh sorry that's type whack bust it though yo that's hot hey I think I could flow to that yo check it this is the rock coming off the Dome I just threw what my hat didn't use a cone got on the Fly sneak for the Honeys and my peeps Gonna Bump The Dope music in my brand new car it's Jeep stupid [Music] jeans off you need a bigger size all right oh God and a lovely matching bag oh girl you must have spent a lot of money on that oh yeah but I tell you what you didn't spend and some yes I'm putting lotion on she needs of yours never went to my office immediately for some cocoa butter [Music] oh man [Music] so I'm free [Music] yo how you get to know where your child is like that I told you I was gonna get the new joints oh this is crazy how much they hit you for I got these for real cheap really cheap I want a pair where will you get them well you guys are in luck it just so happens that I got the hook up and for a small deposit of five dollars and the restaurant delivery you two could be sporting a new joints [Music] let me ask you something I thought you said Bob Dukes wasn't gonna get you those shoes because they were too expensive she didn't me and Sue young made these like me be down meet me at the thugaboo clubhouse tomorrow after school no doubt oh you getting yourself into some serious hot water drock you lied I didn't lie I didn't say they were the new Air Jared I said they were the new joints and you got all our friends helping you out I'm telling go ahead but I was gonna cut you in for three percent of the profits if you don't say anything look kind of food do you think I am five percent deal Rock [Music] a hundred pair of sneakers in 24 hours I'm gonna have to call in some reinforcements hello you got all the reinforcements used these as long as lunch is gonna be so that's worse well I'll need some upfront money for labor and materials how much do you need this should cover it I'm ready I'm ready let's go [Music] hey you you want to keep this stuff if you do you have to so fast yeah that's her thinking she running things but she don't know girl I'm VP of sales in this company oh yeah I'm getting paid believe that this ain't right my brothers and sisters they got us up here doing me and your labor I mean when is my people ever gonna get a break we must so faster we have to make the deadline it will be morning time soon oh dip yo yo yo so young yo we out of glue what we gonna do now guys use anything that will make the shoe stick [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] Hey DJ why are you buying a pair of eye sneakers I'm saying you know how I get down you know I got to support my black businesses what's the return policy on these once you dry these babies off the lot they're yours give me a size three please but I thought you don't wear anything that comes from animals I don't but if I'm going to keep Marching for animal rights I have to have uncomfortable shoes duh oh no he didn't drock this little boy cut the line and when I told him to get back in line he said I'll punch your brother Facey that's what the little boy saying who said that him oh hell um nope him [Music] hi sir it's my sister causing trouble again DD why you messing with a nice big kid and what you looking at you what's up too I'm sorry look at pump it's just accusing me of cutting the line and I don't like to be accused anything reminds me when I was a baby my mama used to accuse me of being ugly that brings up a lot of pain and when I feel pain they make me want to fight oh I get it you thought she said you cut the line but what she actually said was we cut the price in half read the sign pump I can't read that sign from way up here now look what you made me do I take my face off my left struggled up here make your mama cheese sandwich DD why don't you ever pick a fight with someone I can beat that ain't bro [Music] foreign check it out this whole Edge everything is about to blow up we gotta jump on this because if old boy is making papes selling them to school kids I figure we coined it animal demographic sell them to anything with four feet we make double the money we like cha-ching I'm talking dogs cats rats and if we get into the octopus Market we pay I'm blinging out the flea collar son they gonna call me doggy doggy Diamond what you mean dogs don't wear sneakers we on our feet all day I gotta take a walk just to use the bathroom number one and number two let me stop talking and walking I got the bubble guts money oh slam you can't be wearing a product why not I have backup now I'm never gonna be able to keep the honey dog me with these on my feet don't worry about keeping the Honeys up it's them pounds you need to worry about it because I'm beautiful besides you love my style man so young we made a killing this was the best idea ever now look kids what you want to do is like this here they're doing it right is make sure your feet are properly planted before you now who would make shoes like this [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] I don't know what kind of school you're running but something needs to be done about all this now I need to know the person responsible for telling my kids to [ __ ] their shoes look at little Johnny's feet please please I understand you're all mad but kids responsible for this will be severely punished what I want to know is which one of you 10 kids in this room are responsible for these defective sneakers principal Iverson we're over here and there are only two of us who said that [Music] and when did you sneak in here don't get Lippy with me young man what are you looking at huh oh I know what you're staring at it's my shirt isn't it yeah I know it's two sizes too small but I got a great deal on it at The Bargain Basement bar you gotta check it out but that's neither here nor there who made these shoes who made them I did the way I see things is young lady a lot of kids and some grown-ups were hurt and not only could they sue you two but they could sue the school as well you could be suspended for this I know hold on principal Iverson it wasn't soon Young's fault it was my fault I asked her to make the shoes for me oh and who is this third party I didn't hear you come in it's me sir drock and I've always been here look son it's not nice to play tricks on people with disabilities I mean my neck's been bothered me all week principal Iverson maybe I could talk to them face to face and apologize I'm sure there's C in my way besides I'm just a kid what could happen [Music] [Applause] first off I would like to give my deepest apologies to all of you that were hurt by the sneakers I sold you I never meant to cause you any sorrow I never meant to cause you any pain I only wanted to see you laughing boy you ain't fooling nobody ain't nothing but song lyrics oh but seriously I am sorry I know a lot of you guys are mad at me but I was just trying to fit in and feel good about myself on the first day of school but because the sneakers were such a big hit with the kids I use it as an opportunity to make a little money this is the United States of America a capitalist Society I'm just a hard-working American trying to get my piece of the pie I hope that you guys can forgive me and accept my apology man gone with that apology we want our money back that was my mama's money did I mention that I intend to give each and every one of you your money back that young man makes me proud I'm really proud of you big bro you did the right thing and I know that one day you'll be rich and when you are I want my five percent I'm serious [Music] nice sneakers you talking to me I guess I'm talking to you these big Goofy kicks well you know what they say about guys with big sneakers what they shop at Mr Johnson's Market Mr Johnson's my dad and you are the first and only person to buy these sneakers so why don't you put those sneakers to use and walk me to class okay do you want me to carry your books no that's okay you're gonna have a hard enough time walking can't move the camera [Music] is your feet Rock I heard you walked by their top for the class oh she must have been loving your style yep come to find out she like my Ed Johnsons better than she like my air Jareds see all you gotta do is just be you you're right Dede matter of fact I wrote a song about it hit it DJ [Music] money don't grow on trees some parents they can't afford when you want what you see they got priorities like keeping the lights on and you want some shoes too with the price on 100 and something plus the state tax so you can be the first person on the world map you don't have to be the top brass you could be that kid in school that's cool with a bus pass [Music] no matter what you do just be you you want the new sneakers and clothes you need to slow jam your mom's telling you know you need to slow down the prince [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] this is what we do all day we stroll through foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] everyone dressed up like movie stars [Music]

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Length: 45min 28sec (2728 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 12 2023