AM I OBSESSED WITH COUPONING? AM I OBSESSED WITH COUPONING? YEAH, YEAH. I MIGHT BE. SHOPPING AND SAVING
IS MY HOMEBOYS. YEAH, BOY! IT'S MY DRUG. YOU GO WITHOUT COUPONING
A WHILE, YOU GET THE SHAKES. UH, UH, UH! THIS IS MISS JULIE. FOR TODAY'S
LIFE-SKILL CLASS, SHE'S GONNA TEACH YOU
HOW TO COUPON. Julie:
FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS. [ GASPS ]
DON'T YOU DO THAT. TWO. GOOD.
LET'S GO. ON TODAY'S TRIP,
I'M DOING SOMETHING I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE -- TO GET ONLY HEALTHY STUFF. HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NOBODY ASKED YOU TO COME
OVER HERE AND CLEAN UP NOTHING. ARE YOU DOING THIS TO DRIVE ME
COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND? Will: SHE IS OCD, STACKING
EVERYTHING IN HER ORDER -- THE WAY JULIE WANTS IT. MOVE OUT!
GO. HURRY UP. RUN, RUN, RUN! STOP! I'M JUST WORRIED
ABOUT SURVIVING QUINCY. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] CAN YOU GUYS
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DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS Ernie: HEY, GUYS,
TAKE A BREAK FOR A SECOND. THIS IS MISS JULIE. FOR TODAY'S
LIFE-SKILL CLASS, WE'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING
WE'VE NEVER DONE BEFORE. SHE'S GONNA TEACH YOU
HOW TO COUPON. [ CASH REGISTER DINGS ] MY NAME IS JULIE, AND THE ONLY WAY
I'M GONNA STOP COUPONING IS IF YOU CUT MY ARMS OFF. HA! [ LAUGHS ] SERIOUSLY. AND I PROBABLY
WOULD USE MY TOES. [ LAUGHS ] AM I OBSESSED WITH COUPONING? AM I OBSESSED WITH COUPONING? [ Laughing ]
AM I OBSESSED WITH COUPONING? YEAH, YEAH. I MIGHT BE. [ LAUGHS ]
I THINK I MIGHT BE. FOR ME NOW,
COUPONING IS LIKE BREATHING. IF THEY TOOK THEM AWAY FROM ME, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WOULD DO WITH MYSELF. [ LAUGHS ] I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WOULD DO WITH MYSELF. SO, I'M LOOKING FOR JOBS,
AND I COME ACROSS AN OPPORTUNITY TO INTERVIEW
FOR A BOYS' SOBER HOME TO DO MY DREAM JOB, WHICH IS TO COUPON
AND STOCK THEM UP. HI. HI. HI, ERNIE. HOW ARE YOU?
I'M JULIE. JULIE? THE COUPON LADY? YES. IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE.
WELCOME TO FIRE MOUNTAIN. I AM THE FOUNDER
OF FIRE MOUNTAIN SOBER HOME. IT IS A RESIDENTIAL REHAB
FOR TEENAGERS AGES 14 TO 17. I PUT AN AD OUT
FOR AN EXTREME COUPONER BECAUSE, AS YOU CAN IMAGINE,
WITH EIGHT BOYS, STAFF, OUR FOOD BILL
IS $3,000 A MONTH. IT'S TOO MUCH. I WILL PAY THEM TO COUPON. I WILL PAY THEM
TO FILL UP MY PANTRY. Julie:
ANY EXTREME COUPONER'S DREAM WOULD BE TO GET PAID
TO COUPON AND GO SHOP, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO PROVE
THAT I'M THE ONE FOR THIS JOB. HERE'S THE CHALLENGE --
WE ONLY DO ORGANIC FOOD. OH. I'M NOT GONNA
FEED THESE BOYS CRAP. WE HAVE A SAYING HERE --
"CRAP IN, CRAP OUT." IT'S A LOT HARDER
TO FIND COUPONS FOR THINGS THAT ARE ORGANIC, SO THAT'S GONNA BE
A MASSIVE CHALLENGE. I HAVE NEVER ATTEMPTED
TO DO THAT, BUT I WILL PROVE IT TO YOU
THAT THAT CAN BE DONE. ALL RIGHT.
WELL, THIS BELONGS TO YOU. OH. BOYS EMPTIED OUT THE ROOM
FOR YOU TO FILL. FILL IT UP. FILL IT UP. THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ONE
EMPTY SPACE IN THIS ENTIRE ROOM? THIS WHOLE ROOM'S
GONNA BE FILLED. NOT ONE EMPTY SPACE. I'M FINDING THIS
HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT IF YOU SAY YOU CAN DO IT,
I'M WILLING TO GIVE YOU A SHOT. LET ME PROVE IT. IF SHE CAN GET ME
TWO WEEKS OF FOOD, FILL THAT PANTRY FOR 150 BUCKS,
SHE'S GOT THE JOB. GIVE ME THE OPPORTUNITY
TO TAKE SOME BOYS WITH ME, DRAG THEM AROUND,
AND TEACH THEM THE ROPES. I GUARANTEE YOU
THEY'LL NEVER TURN BACK. LADY, YOU'RE CRAZY. [ LAUGHS ] ALL RIGHT? OKAY, GUYS.
COME ON AROUND. LET ME TEACH YOU
ABOUT COUPONING. I'M GONNA
CHANGE YOUR LIVES. WELL,
I THREW JULIE TO THE WOLVES. SHE'S DOWN THERE
WITH THE BOYS RIGHT NOW. YOU KNOW, THESE BOYS ARE
A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES. SOME OF THESE BOYS
ARE DOWNRIGHT OUT OF CONTROL WHEN THEY GET IN HERE. WE'LL SEE
IF SHE CAN PULL THIS OFF. I'M GONNA GO TURN YOU INTO
MY LITTLE COUPON ARMY RIGHT NOW. I'M REALLY NERVOUS BECAUSE IF
THESE BOYS CHOOSE TO SABOTAGE ME OR JUST NOT GET ON BOARD,
I'M NOT GONNA GET THE JOB. WHO'S GOOD
AT CUTTING? THEN YOU AND YOU -- YOU'RE GONNA
BE DOING THE CUTTING. WHO'S GOOD AT DOING RESEARCH
ON THE INTERNET? YOU AND YOU. I FINALLY
GET THEM ORGANIZED. I GET TWO OF THEM ON A COMPUTER,
I GET TWO OF THEM CUTTING, [ Chuckling ]
AND I GET TWO OF THEM WHO ARE HELPING ME "ORGANIZE." AND I'M TELLING YOU, IT WAS LIKE
A BOMB WENT OFF DOWN HERE. FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS. [ GASPS ]
DON'T YOU DO THAT. HEY,
WHERE'S EVEN THE BAR CODE? SO, WE'RE KIND OF JUST
MESSING WITH HER TO SEE WHAT WE COULD SAY TO HER AND JUST PUSH HER
TO SEE WHAT SHE'LL TAKE. [ LAUGHS ] Julie: SIX HOOLIGANS DOWN HERE
TAKING OVER MY WORLD. I'M HOPING TO COUPON
FOR A LIVING, AND THEY COULD POTENTIALLY
REALLY MESS THAT UP. IT WAS A DISASTER. ALL RIGHT. LISTEN UP. TOMORROW, EARLY IN THE MORNING,
JULIE NEEDS TWO OF YOU TO GO TO THE GROCERY STORE
WITH HER TO DO THE SHOPPING. I NEED TWO VOLUNTEERS. Ernie: YOU COULD HAVE
HEARD CRICKETS. SO I ADDED TO THAT
"WHOEVER'S NOT GOING IS STAYING HERE
TO WORK IN THE GARDEN," AND TWO HANDS SHOT UP
RIGHT AWAY. OF COURSE IT WAS WILL AND CALEB.
THEY HATE THE GARDEN WORK. Julie: THOSE BOYS ARE IN
FOR A RUDE AWAKENING TOMORROW. I REALLY DON'T KNOW -- I REALLY DON'T KNOW
HOW THIS IS ALL GONNA PAN OUT. I REALLY DON'T KNOW. DON'T GET --
NO! WHOA! NO! NO, NO, NO! THESE BOYS
ARE ALREADY DRIVING ME NUTS. [ Whining ] OH, GOD,
PUT THEM IN THE CART. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA GET TO
JUST GO UP TO A SHELF AND JUST LIKE... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY. Julie: FIRE MOUNTAIN
IS A SOBER HOME FOR AT-RISK BOYS LOOKING FOR AN EXTREME COUPONER
TO COME ON STAFF FULL TIME. THE DIRECTOR HAS GIVEN ME
A HUGE CHALLENGE. HE WANTS ONLY ORGANIC FOOD,
HE WANTS TWO WEEKS' WORTH, AND HE WANTS ME TO DO IT
FOR $150. IF SHE CAN DO THIS,
SHE CAN HAVE THE JOB. WILL AND CALEB ARE WITH HER.
THEY'RE PRETTY GROGGY. SO I THINK
THE CHALLENGE MIGHT BE A LITTLE HARDER THAN SHE THINKS. Julie: OKAY, GUYS.
WE'RE ON A MISSION. YOU GOT TO PAY ATTENTION.
MY JOB IS ON THE LINE. YOU KNOW, THESE BOYS ARE
A LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES. I'M NOT REALLY CONVINCED
THAT IT'LL WORK, BUT WHO KNOWS? WE'LL SEE WHEN WE GET THERE,
YOU KNOW? SO, THE VERY FIRST THING
WE'RE GONNA DO IS WE'RE GONNA
GO HIT SOAP. IT'S A BOYS' HOME.
YOU NEED SOAP. LET'S GO. COME ON DOWN.
CHECK THIS OUT. WE CAN TAKE ONE COUPON, AND WE
CAN STACK IT WITH ANOTHER ONE, BECAUSE THIS IS
FROM A MANUFACTURER. THIS IS FROM THE STORE. [ GASPS ]
I GET IT. CAN WE GRAB 80 OF THEM? PUT THEM IN THE CART.
[ LAUGHS ] JUST -- JUST -- NO.
LIKE, PUT THEM OVER THERE. NO. Will:
DUDE, YOU GOT TO STACK THEM. YOU GOT TO
MAKE THEM NICE. Caleb:
I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
GET TO JUST GO UP TO A SHELF AND JUST BE LIKE --
POOF! -- AND JUST THROW
A BUNCH OF STUFF IN THE CART. SHE IS OCD, STACKING EVERYTHING
IN HER ORDER -- THE WAY JULIE WANTS IT. Julie: DON'T GET --
NO! WHOA! NO! NO, NO, NO! $2.99 -- HERE OVER. OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU DOING THIS TO DRIVE ME
COMPLETELY OUT OF MY MIND? [ Whining ]
PUT THEM IN THE CART. I HAVE A VERY PARTICULAR WAY
OF ORDERING THINGS IN THE CART SO WE KNOW WE CAN SEE
WHAT ALL IS THERE. THESE BOYS
ARE ALREADY DRIVING ME NUTS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Caleb: I WANT THESE. OKAY, WELL, THEN,
PULL THEM OUT OF THE BOX. YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY. HOW MANY OF THESE
ARE WE GETTING? WE'RE GETTING 24. THIS BRAND OF MILK IS
NORMALLY RETAILED AT $2.99, AND I HAVE A "$1.50 OFF"
MANUFACTURER COUPON, AND I HAVE
A "75 CENT OFF" STORE COUPON. SO WHEN YOU PUT THOSE TOGETHER,
THAT'S $2.25 OFF, MAKING THEM EACH 74 CENTS. BUT HERE'S THE BEST PART -- WHEN YOU BUY
A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF THESE -- IN THIS CASE, 12 IS A CASE --
YOU GET A 10% DISCOUNT OFF. OKAY. YOU GUYS DID AMAZING.
WE GOT EVERYTHING WE NEEDED. FINALLY. [ Chuckling ]
FINALLY. HOW ARE YOU? GOOD, THANKS. WOW! BIG ORDER. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE COUNTING ALL THOSE? Caleb: YEAH. DID YOU? SERIOUSLY, MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING IS ACCOUNTED FOR. 25. THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT. Will: I DID THAT. IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT. [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] ARE YOU NERVOUS? AM I NERVOUS?
YES, I'M NERVOUS. WHY ARE YOU NERVOUS? BECAUSE
THIS IS A LOT OF MONEY. [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] ALL RIGHT.
YOUR TOTAL RETAIL IS $732.54. [ GROANS ] OKAY.
[ LAUGHS ] Julie: IT MAKES ME MORE NERVOUS
WHEN IT'S NOT MY MONEY BECAUSE MY JOB
WOULD BE ON THE LINE, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
SAVING THEIR MONEY, NOT SPENDING THEIR MONEY. DO YOU HAVE ANY COUPONS? YES, WE HAVE COUPONS. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] YOU HAVE TO
TALK TO THE COUPON SOMETIMES. YOU HAVE TO TALK TO THEM,
ENCOURAGE THEM. HEY, GUYS. YEAH. COME ON, COME ON. YOU CAN DO IT. [ LAUGHS ] OH, MY GOSH! WE'RE COMING DOWN TO THE WIRE.
THIS IS IT, GUYS. OKAY. LAST COUPON. [ GASPS ]
OH, YAY. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. $107.82! [ WHISTLING IN DISTANCE ] MY TOTAL RETAIL ON TODAY'S TRIP
CAME TO $732.54. AFTER COUPONS, I PAID $107.82, GIVING ME A SAVINGS PERCENTAGE
OF 85%. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT COULD BE DONE. $100 FOR ALL THIS,
YOU KNOW? COUPONS IS THE WAY
TO DO IT, DUDE. IT'S A LOT OF HARD WORK,
BUT IT'S WORTH IT. YAY! WE'RE OUT
OF THE GROCERY STORE! Caleb: ON TOP? Julie:
COME ON, COME ON! SHOW ON THE ROAD! JULIE DID IT. SHE HAD 85% SAVINGS. I SAID $150.
SHE DID $107. THIS IS THE SOLUTION
TO SO MANY PROBLEMS WE GOT HERE. OH, YEAH.
SHE'S GOT THE JOB. HEY, GUYS, HURRY UP.
WE'RE ALMOST DONE. I REALLY HOPE
THAT I INSPIRED THESE BOYS AND THAT I'VE GIVEN THEM
A LIFE LESSON THAT THEY CAN
CARRY WITH THEM FOREVER. Ernie:
I'M VERY PROUD OF MY BOYS, 'CAUSE WHEN THEY TAKE SOMETHING
LIKE COUPONING SERIOUSLY... IT MEANS THEY'RE THINKING
ABOUT THEIR FUTURE FOR MAYBE THE FIRST TIME. ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
EXCELLENT JOB. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
YOU'RE FREE TO GO. [ LAUGHS ] I HAVE MADE MY DREAM COME TRUE.
I AM NOW A PAID COUPONER. I'M GETTING PAID TO COUPON! [ LAUGHS ] Quincy:
I'M HEADING OVER TO FAATIMA'S
HOUSE TO SEE HER STOCKPILE AND MAKE SURE THAT ALL SHE HAS
IN THERE IS HEALTHY FOOD. ARE YOU SERIOUS? YEAH. EVERYTHING. DUDE, THIS IS MY STUFF! Faatima:
I FEEL DISRESPECTED. NORMALLY,
YOU GO TO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE AND START THROWING STUFF,
YOU CAN GET SHANKED. COME ON, FAATIMA! WE'RE
GONNA LUNGE ALL THE WAY
DOWN TO THE CEREAL. ARE YOU SERIOUS? LET'S GO. KEEP IT GOING,
KEEP IT GOING. DOING GOOD. AAH! KEEP IT GOING. 'CAUSE EVERY TIME YOU THINK
ABOUT EATING SOME CEREAL, I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER
THESE LUNGES. AAH! AND GOOD. LET'S GO. [ CASH REGISTER DINGS ] MY NAME IS FAATIMA,
AND I AM A COUPON ADDICT, AND I'M ALSO A FOOD ADDICT. OH, YEAH, BOY! THEY'RE MY BEST FRIEND. SHOPPING AND SAVING
IS MY HOMEBOYS. I LIKE THAT! OOH, OOH! IT'S MY DRUG. YOU GO WITHOUT COUPONING
A WHILE, YOU GET THE SHAKES. UH, UH, UH! WHEN I FIRST CAME ON THE SHOW,
I DID MY BIGGEST HAUL EVER. Woman: YOUR TOTAL TODAY
IS $1,176.67. YOUR GRAND TOTAL
AFTER YOUR COUPONS IS $35.38. OOH-OOH! IT WAS A BIG SUCCESS,
BUT I BOUGHT A LOT OF BAD FOOD. COUPONING DIDN'T GET ME FAT,
BUT IT HELPED GET ME FATTER. BECAUSE THE FOOD WAS FREE, I DID BRING IN STUFF
IN THE HOUSE I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE
BEEN BRINGING IN. I HAD CAKES AND COOKIES AND POP
AND EVERYTHING IN MY STOCKPILE. I WAS ADDICTED TO FOOD, JUST LIKE PEOPLE CAN BE ADDICTED
TO CRACK COCAINE. I WOULD EAT
JUST BECAUSE IT WAS THERE. I JUST WANT TO BE COMFORTABLE
WITH WHO I AM, AND I JUST WANT TO BE HEALTHY,
YOU KNOW? AT MY HEAVIEST,
I WEIGHED 377 POUNDS. TODAY, I AM 274 POUNDS. MY NEXT GOAL
IS JUST TO GET UP TO 200, AND SO I FEEL LIKE I NEEDED
TO GET ME A PERSONAL TRAINER. Faatima: HEY, QUINCY. YOU'RE LATE. I GOT A FEW THINGS FOR YOU. ME AND QUINCY ENTERED A DEAL WHERE I BRING HIM PRODUCTS
FOR THE GYM FROM MY STOCKPILE AND HE'D TRAIN ME. FAATIMA TOLD ME
SHE WAS AN EXTREME COUPONER. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT IS. I'M WILLING TO WORK OUT
A TRADE WITH HER AS LONG AS SHE HOLDS UP
HER END OF THE BARGAIN, WHICH IS GETTING IN SHAPE. COUPONS NOW
IS GONNA SAVE MY LIFE. Quincy: LET'S GO, FAATIMA.
HURRY UP. WE GOT WORK TO DO. DON'T LISTEN TO THAT LITTLE
VOICE SAYING "I CAN'T." LISTEN TO ME.
YOU CAN, OKAY? NOW PUSH. GOOD. TWO. GOOD. LET'S GO.
DON'T PULL ON ME! DON'T PULL ON ME!
GO! PUSH! SIX. [ SCREAMS ] LET'S GO. IT'S THE LAST ONE.
LET'S PUSH. SAY "I GOT IT." I GOT IT. "I GOT IT." I GOT IT. "I GOT IT." PUSH. [ SCREAMS ] GOOD JOB. [ Panting ] MY MAN. Quincy:
I'M HEADING OVER TO FAATIMA'S
HOUSE TO SEE HER STOCKPILE AND MAKE SURE THAT ALL SHE HAS
IN THERE IS HEALTHY FOOD. HEY, QUINCY! FAATIMA.
WHAT'S GOING ON? COME ON IN
AND SEE MY STOCKPILE. YOU READY TO GET TO WORK? I'M READY. COME ON. I'M A LITTLE BIT WORRIED
THAT SHE MAY HAVE A LOT OF FOOD IN THERE
THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR HER. NORMALLY, A PERSON
THAT'S TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT, IF THEY HAVE FREE JUNK FOOD
THEY CAN GET ALL DAY, THEY'RE GONNA EAT IT. SO, QUINCY, WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT MY STOCKPILE? I THINK
IT'S VERY EXTREME. YOU THINK IT'S EXTREME? THE NOODLES --
THEY WERE FREE. AND THEN PORK AND BEANS?
REALLY? THIS IS LIKE A HEART ATTACK
RIGHT HERE. IT'S A HEART ATTACK,
QUINCY? YEAH,
WAITING TO HAPPEN. THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF CARBS
AND SUGAR, A LOT OF FAT. GO GET SOME GARBAGE BAGS.
WE'RE THROWING THIS STUFF AWAY. WE'LL THROW THIS STUFF
IN SOME BAGS, AND WE'LL DONATE. EVERYTHING THAT'S UNHEALTHY,
WE'LL DONATE IT. Faatima:
THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL. I'M HELPING YOU. OPEN THAT DAMN BAG, FAATIMA. NO! WHAT THE HELL?! HOLD THE BAG, FAATIMA. THIS IS SOME [BLEEP] ARE YOU SERIOUS? DUDE, THIS IS MY STUFF. RIGHT NOW
I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOU AND GETTING YOU HEALTHY, 'CAUSE I DON'T TRUST IT
IN YOUR HOUSE. WAIT!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! NOBODY ASKED YOU TO COME
OVER HERE AND CLEAN UP NOTHING. Faatima:
I FEEL DISRESPECTED. I MEAN, YOU DON'T JUST GO OVER
SOMEBODY'S HOUSE ON THEIR OWN TURF AND THROW
THEIR STUFF ON THE FLOOR. NORMALLY, WHEN YOU GO OVER
SOMEBODY'S HOUSE AND START THROWING STUFF,
YOU CAN GET SHANKED. HOW DO YOU THINK
YOUR SHELF LOOKS NOW? EMPTY. WELL, YOU'LL GET A CHANCE
TO REFILL IT WITH HEALTHY FOOD. YOU WANT ME TO EAT HEALTHY,
AND I'M FINE WITH THAT. I'M CHALLENGING FAATIMA
TO START SHOPPING BETTER JUST TO CREATE A BETTER
WAY OF LIVING FOR HERSELF. MY FRIEND JUANITA
IS COMING OVER TODAY TO HELP ME GET READY
FOR THE SHOPPING TRIP, AND QUINCY IS
GOING TO HELP ME, AS WELL. OKAY, SO, THIS IS
WHAT I WANT YOU GUYS TO DO. QUINCY,
I'M GONNA GIVE YOU THREE. YOU ACTUALLY WANT ME
TO CUT COUPONS? YES, YES.
YOU ARE A BIG, STRONG MAN. YOU CAN CLIP
A FEW COUPONS. THAT'S A LOT OF WORK. ALL RIGHT,
DO YOU THINK THIS CEREAL -- THIS IS A PRETTY HEALTHY CEREAL
TO ME. WHAT DO YOU THINK? YEAH. THIS IS FINE. WE CAN
PUT THIS ONE ON THE LIST. OKAY, NOW, TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS HAM. NO.
ON TO THE NEXT ONE. I'M NERVOUS
ABOUT THE SHOPPING TRIP. I'VE NEVER WENT
TO JUST GET HEALTHY ITEMS. COUPONING FOR HEALTHIER ITEMS
IS HARDER, BUT IT IS NOT
THAT IT CAN'T BE DONE. IT JUST MIGHT TAKE
A LONGER PROCESS. FINALLY, IT'S TIME TO GO. YOU READY? I'M READY.<i> YOU</i> READY? ONLY HEALTHY STUFF
TODAY. ON TODAY'S TRIP,
I'M DOING SOMETHING I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE -- I'M TRYING TO GET
ONLY HEALTHY PRODUCTS. I'M EXPECTING MY RETAIL TOTAL
TO BE AROUND $500, AND I DON'T WANT TO PAY
NO MORE THAN $50. AS LONG AS YOU'RE WITH ME,
WHAT I SAY GOES. QUINCY IS HERE TO EDUCATE ME ON THE RIGHT THINGS TO GET
AND<i> NOT</i> THE RIGHT THINGS TO GET. AND I GUESS WHEN I PICK UP
THE THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE, HE HAS SOMETHING
IN STORE FOR ME. Quincy: GET THE BASKET 'CAUSE
YOU GONNA LUNGE AND PUSH IT. WHAT?!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! YEAH. THERE YOU GO.
COME ON. ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GOOD. I'M TRYING. MAKE IT COUNT. Quincy:
TOUGH LOVE IS WHAT SHE NEEDS. AS LONG AS SHE OBEYS ME,
WE WON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEMS. WHERE TO FIRST? WE'RE GONNA GO GET
THE FLAVORED WATER. YEP. THE FLAVORED WATER
IS RIGHT HERE. HOW MANY DO WE NEED? WE ARE GOING TO GET
247. I'M LOOKING FOR THE CALORIES.
THE CALORIES ARE LOW. YOU GOT
33 GRAMS OF SUGAR, WHICH IS WHY YOU WILL WANT
TO HAVE THIS BEFORE A WORKOUT, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BURN IT OFF
DURING YOUR WORKOUT. Faatima: NORMALLY, THE FLAVORED
WATERS ARE $1.50 APIECE, BUT THIS WEEK, THEY ARE ON SALE
FOR FIVE FOR $5, MAKING THEM $1 APIECE. AND I HAVE A "$1 OFF" COUPON,
MAKING THEM ABSOLUTELY FREE. Faatima:
GET THE WATER, QUINCY. WHAT? YOU AIN'T GONNA BE
TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. OH! THAT'S 36. THERE YOU GO.
YEAH. THERE YOU GO. GOOD. SEE?
KEEP IT GOING. OH, HELL NO. AT THIS POINT, I'M NOT
EVEN WORRIED ABOUT THE HAUL. I'M JUST WORRIED
ABOUT SURVIVING QUINCY. YOU KNOW, THERE'S COUPONS OUT
FOR THESE. HOLD ON. WE DON'T HAVE TO
EVEN LOOK OVER HERE. I'M GETTING 20 BAGS OF CANDY.
HEY, IT IS WHAT IT IS. GIVE ME TWO LAPS
AROUND THE AISLE. OH, MY GOD! WHAT?! OH, MAN! PUSHING THE HEAVY CART. Faatima: ON TODAY'S TRIP,
I'M DOING SOMETHING I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE
TO ACCOMPLISH BEFORE -- I'M TRYING MY BEST
TO GET ONLY HEALTHY STUFF. Faatima: QUINCY,
SO, WHAT YOU THINK? TWO SERVINGS OF FRUIT A DAY
IS GOOD FOR YOU. MY TRAINER IS HERE TO EDUCATE ME ON THE RIGHT THINGS TO GET
AND<i> NOT</i> THE RIGHT THINGS TO GET. I'M GETTING 20 BAGS OF CANDY. I KNOW QUINCY'S NOT
GOING TO LIKE THIS CANDY, BUT, HEY, IT IS WHAT IT IS. YOU KNOW, AS COUPONING,
YOU GO FOR THE DEAL. YES, YOU DO. AND SOMETIMES THE DEAL
CAN BE AN UNHEALTHY CHOICE. YOU KNOW, THERE'S COUPONS OUT
FOR THESE. HOLD ON. WE DON'T HAVE TO
EVEN LOOK OVER HERE. THIS IS GOOD STUFF! LISTEN, DO NOT PLAY WITH ME. IF YOU BUY THESE, YOUR LIFE
WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. GIVE ME TWO LAPS
AROUND THE AISLE. OH, MY GOD! WHAT?! OH, MAN! PUSHING THE HEAVY CART. GO AROUND THREE TIMES,
AND WHEN YOU COME BACK, YOU BETTER HAVE
A DIFFERENT ANSWER. AW, MAN!
I DIDN'T EVEN DO NOTHING! GO. THIS IS BULL-- GO. TWO LAPS. GO. TWO LAPS. GO. HURRY UP.
RUN, RUN, RUN. YOU GOT FAT,
CHOLESTEROL, SODIUM. THIS IS STUPID! AAH! GET THERE. HURRY UP. I'M ON FIRE! 160 CALORIES --
AND HALF OF THEM ARE FROM FAT. YOU EAT THESE, YOU WILL GAIN
A WHOLE 106 POUNDS RIGHT BACK. WHAT'S NEXT
ON THE LIST? Faatima:
YOU'RE STILL HUMAN. YOU STILL HAVE CRAVINGS
AND THINGS LIKE THAT. IT'S STILL
400-POUND FAATIMA THERE. I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE
LIKE THIS FOR COUPONING TODAY. I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GONNA
BE LIKE THIS, EITHER. LET ME GET MY BASKET. HURRY UP. LET'S GO GET SOME YOGURT. SO, WHAT YOU THINK? THIS ONE HAS 7 GRAMS OF FAT,
30 MILLIGRAMS OF CHOLESTEROL. IT'S NOT BAD. WE'RE GETTING 120 YOGURTS
TODAY. THESE YOGURTS ARE
NORMALLY PRICED AT 89 CENTS. THIS WEEK,
THEY'RE ON SALE FOR 60 CENTS. MY COUPON IS FOR 30 CENTS, WHICH IS GONNA DOUBLE UP
TO 60 CENTS, MAKING THEM ALL FREE. ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
WE DID THE SHOPPING. NOW IS THE HARD PART. CHECKOUT TIME. CHECKOUT TIME. ALL RIGHT. HI. HOW ARE YOU? HELLO. START CHECKING OUT. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] LOOK --
I ONLY GOT 60 BUCKS. IF IT'S MORE THAN THAT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
BARTER FOR SOMETHING. [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] DANIELLE,
WHAT IS MY TOTAL, MAMA? $466.99. OKAY, SO,
DO YOU HAVE ANY COUPONS? IT'S MY MONEY,
SO BE CAREFUL WITH IT. OKAY. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] IF I DON'T HIT $50 OR LESS,
THEN IT'S QUINCY'S FAULT. HE'S GONNA DROP
AND GIVE ME 50 PUSH-UPS. [ DISSONANT BEEP ] [ CASH REGISTER BEEPS ] NO. NOTHING. SEE?
"COUPON NOT VALID." OH, MAN. HALFWAY THROUGH THE CHECKOUT,
AND HERE'S THE DREADED BEEP. EVERY COUPONER
HATES THAT BEEP. IT DON'T SCAN. Danielle: THEY DON'T SCAN. AND POOR DANIELLE, THE CASHIER, HAD TO START
TO MANUALLY PUT EVERYTHING IN. I GOT TO DO ALL OF THESE
MANUALLY. [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] Quincy: YOU THINK
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT? I HOPE SO,
IF NOBODY MESSED UP. Juanita:
WE<i> GOT</i> TO MAKE IT. OKAY, I DON'T WANT TO LOOK.
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK. <i> I'LL</i> LOOK. OKAY. OKAY. FAATIMA IS LIKE,
"I'M AT THE LAST COUPON." [ CASH REGISTER BEEPS ] SO, WHAT'S MY TOTAL? Danielle: $46.74. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ BOTH LAUGH ] MY RETAIL TOTAL WAS $466.99,
BUT I ONLY PAID $46.74, FOR A TOTAL SAVINGS OF 90%. I LIKE THAT. OOH, OOH! I'M PROUD OF HER
THAT SHE DECIDED TO START DOING THINGS
THE RIGHT WAY. I'VE SEEN HER PASSION
IN THE COUPON WORLD. SHE BRINGS THAT SAME PASSION
INTO THE WORKOUT WORLD. I REALLY THINK
THAT SHE'S GONNA STICK WITH IT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. HAVE A GOOD DAY. [ FAATIMA LAUGHS ] I'M FAATIMA,
AND I<i> WAS</i> A FOOD ADDICT, BUT I AM<i> STILL</i>
THE COUPON ADDICT. WHEN I WAS THE OTHER FAATIMA,
I WAS JUST EXISTING. I WASN'T LIVING. NOW I'M STARTING TO LIVE,
YOU KNOW? AND I'M GONNA COUPON
THE RIGHT WAY FOR ME -- THE RIGHT WAY
AND THE SMART WAY -- AND I WANT TO PICK THE COUPONS THAT'S GONNA HELP ME
SAVE MY LIFE. [ GROANS ]
