WHOO! HOLD UP.
SOMEBODY DROPPED SOME CHANGE. Narrator:
WHEN IT COMES TO MONEY, TERENCE AND GREG
DON'T PLAY AROUND. Greg: BY WASHING MY CLOTHES
IN THE SHOWER, I'M SAVING AT LEAST $15 A MONTH. Narrator: THEY PAINSTAKINGLY
COUNT THEIR PENNIES... TERENCE DOESN'T WANT TO
SPEND MONEY ON ANYTHING. I DON'T HAVE A COUCH. IT COST ME ZERO DOLLARS
AND ZERO CENTS. CHA-CHING. Narrator:
...UNTIL THE SAVINGS PILE UP. I SAVE WATER IF YOU'RE ONLY
FLUSHING ONCE A WEEK. Narrator: BUT WHEN
EVERYTHING'S ALL ADDED UP, WHO REALLY FOOTS THE BILL? GREG IS A LITTLE CHEAP. Dyra: THAT WAS THE MOST
EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN MY LIFE. NO SHAME IN MY GAME. Narrator: WELCOME TO THE WORLD
OF "EXTREME CHEAPSKATES." --<font color="#FFFF00"> Captions by VITAC --</font><font color="#00FFFF">
www.vitac.com</font> CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS WHOO-HOO! WHOO! MY NAME IS DR. TERENCE CANDELL,
AND I'M AN EXTREME CHEAPSKATE. I HAVE BEEN AN EDUCATOR
FOR 35 YEARS. I HAVE TWO PhDs,
AND I COACH BASKETBALL. HOLD UP. TIME OUT.
SOMEBODY DROPPED SOME CHANGE. Girl: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS
PICKING UP CHANGE? I AM TIRED OF STUDENTS WHO DISREGARD
THE IMPORTANCE OF MONEY. SO, I'M GONNA PICK UP EVERY
PENNY THEY DROP ON THE FLOOR. AND BY THE END OF THE DAY,
I GOT $2 OR $3. NO SHAME IN MY GAME. AS YOU CAN SEE,
I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL COU-- I-I-I DON'T HAVE A COUCH.
[ LAUGHS ] WHAT'S THAT LOOK FOR?
[ LAUGHS ] TERENCE IS SO CHEAP, HE DOESN'T
WANT TO SPEND MONEY ON ANYTHING. Dyra:
LOOK ABOVE HIS HEAD. HE'S SO CHEAP, HE WON'T EVEN
PUT A SECOND COAT OF PAINT ON THE WALL. ONE COAT IS FINE. HERE, YOU CAN STILL SEE THE
ORIGINAL COLOR OF THE HOUSE. IT WAS $150
FOR A BUCKET OF PAINT. I PAINTED THE WHOLE HOUSE
WITH THAT ONE BUCKET OF PAINT. THEY SAID IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN
THREE BUCKETS OF PAINT. I SAVED $300
ON PAINT ALONE. PEOPLE RARELY COME OVER, AND
IT'S KIND OF HARD TO ENTERTAIN, ESPECIALLY
WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE FURNITURE. WE HAVE TO LAY ON THE FLOOR
JUST TO SEE TV. YOU COULD SEE IT PERFECTLY
FROM HERE. LOOK. YOU CAN SIT IN A CHAIR,
AND YOU CAN LOOK AT THE TV. IT'S JUST FINE. I BELIEVE WE HAVE MADE
ENOUGH MONEY IN THIS HOUSE TO AFFORD SOME FURNITURE. Terence:
I HAVE TWO CHILDREN -- DYRA CANDELL II
AND TERENCE CANDELL JR. THIS IS MY SON'S ROOM. I ASKED
FOR A DESK AND A CHAIR. YOU GOT A CHAIR. I HAVE A FOLDING CHAIR. I GOT IT
FROM THE SCHOOL. EXACTLY. [ LAUGHS ] Dyra: WE'RE THE ONES
WHO HAVE TO SACRIFICE. FOR HIM, IT'S EASY.
BUT FOR US, IT'S KIND OF HARD. WELCOME TO
MY LOVELY DAUGHTER'S ROOM. YOU CAN SEE
SHE HAS ALL THE AMENITIES. THAT'S READY
TO FALL DOWN. THAT'S
A BEAUTIFUL DESK. HE BROKE IT, AND AS OPPOSED TO
THROWING IT AWAY, HE SAWED OFF
THE PART THAT BROKE OFF AND JUST GAVE IT TO HER
AS A DESK. [ Laughing ]
HOW RIDICULOUS IS THAT? IT'S IN GREAT SHAPE. COST ME EXACTLY ZERO DOLLARS
AND ZERO CENTS. CHA-CHING. THIS IS MY SPOT OVER HERE --
WHAT I CALL THE "MAN CAVE." THEY ALREADY HAD, LIKE,
A BARBECUER THAT WAS RIGHT HERE. I THOUGHT, "WOW, I COULD
PROBABLY SAVE, MM, $500 OR $600 BY NOT BUYING A DESK." STRANGE PEOPLE
COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND THEY USE YOUR HAND TOWELS,
AND YOU GOT TO WASH THEM. WAY TOO MUCH MONEY. NO. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, INTRODUCING THE
ELECTRONIC HAND-TOWEL DISPENSER. THAT TOWEL DISPENSER
DISPENSES AT ABOUT A RATE OF 5 CENTS A WEEK. HE IS SO CHEAP.
MY HUSBAND HAS QUITE A WARDROBE. MOST OF IT
IS AS OLD AS OUR KIDS. HE JUST WON'T GO OUT
AND BUY NEW CLOTHES. COME ON,
THIS SHIRT HAS HAD IT. I MEAN,
LOOK AT THE COLLAR. IT'S LIKE, "I'M DONE.
I'M DEAD." IF I NEED A SHIRT,
THEN I'LL BORROW IT FROM MY SON. THIS IS MY SON'S SHIRT.
IT LOOKS GOOD ON ME. IT'S A CONSTANT BATTLE.
LOOK AT THAT. THIS IS HOW PEOPLE LITERALLY
HAVE TO RING THE DOORBELL. [ DOORBELL RINGING ] JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. Terence:
IN TERMS OF HOW MUCH I'VE SAVED ON KEEPING THINGS THE WAY
THEY ARE AND NECESSITIES ONLY, I HAVE SAVED UPWARDS OF $45,000. WE LIVE LIKE WE ARE POOR,
BUT I KNOW TERENCE HAS MONEY. Terence:
MY FAMILY'S ALWAYS ASKING ME, "HOW MUCH MONEY DO WE HAVE?" SO I LET THEM LOOK AT SOMETHING THAT SHOWS THEM
HOW MUCH MONEY WE HAVE. I HAVE 16 ACCOUNTS. BUT THE MINUTE MY FAMILY
FINDS OUT WHERE THEY ARE, THEY'RE GONNA BE
ASKING FOR MONEY. AND I TELL THEM, "OKAY, WE ONLY HAVE
SUCH AND SUCH AMOUNT OF MONEY." AND THAT'S HERE
UNDER HOME ACCOUNT. WHEN THEY LEAVE, I GO HERE. THERE ARE 10 ACCOUNTS
THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT. [ LAUGHS ] IN MY CREDIT UNION ACCOUNT,
THERE'S $21,000. THERE'S $19,679
THAT'S AT THE BANK. AND THIS IS THE ONE
THAT HAS $113,978. ALL RIGHT, FAMILY.
IT'S ALLOWANCE TIME, FOLKS. MY DAILY ALLOWANCE FOR MY FAMILY IS A WAY OF TEACHING THEM
TO MANAGE THEIR MONEY. I BRING IN MY OWN PAYCHECK. HOWEVER, WE HAD AN AGREEMENT THAT HE WOULD HAVE THE CONTROL
OVER HOW THE MONEY'S ALLOCATED. BUT I THINK
HE'S GOTTEN A BIT EXTREME AS TO MY SPENDING HABITS. NOW, I NEED YOU
TO THINK ABOUT THIS, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS
GOING OVER BUDGET. BEING ON AN ALLOWANCE
WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER WAS GOOD BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO HANDLE MONEY, BUT BEING OLDER
AND BEING ON AN ALLOWANCE -- THAT'S KIND OF HARD FOR ME NOW. I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
A LITTLE BIT MORE MONEY. [ LAUGHS ] IT'S TOO LITTLE. Terence:
MY WIFE IS NEVER SATISFIED, AND I THINK $20
IS MORE THAN SUFFICIENT. I APPRECIATE MY FAMILY FOR GOING
ALL YEAR WITH THE VERY MINIMUM, SO I'LL SPLURGE AND TAKE
MY FAMILY OUT TO A RESTAURANT. AND I'LL PAY FOR IT
WITH A HUGE BAG OF COINAGE. LITTLE DYRA SAID
RAINFOREST CAFE. MOM SAID SCOTT'S. SCOTT'S. WOLFGANG PUCK. OH, YOU SMUG -- I GOT THE CLOTHES FOR IT. [ LAUGHS ] Dyra: TERENCE TAKES ME OUT
TO A FINE-DINING RESTAURANT ONE TIME OUT OF THE YEAR. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
JUST A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE. WELL, YOU KNOW,
McDONALD'S IS AN OPTION. NO, IT'S NOT. [ CHUCKLES ] WE ALL LOOK FORWARD TO IT. [ DOORBELL RINGS ] HELLO? HELLO? Man: HEY. HOW ARE YOU? Terence:
I'M DOING JUST FINE. HI. WELCOME. LOOK KIND OF SHOCKED
TO SEE ME. [ LAUGHING ] Terence:
I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE AMAZING THAT MY AUNT AND UNCLE
JUST HAPPENED TO SHOW UP. Dyra: WHAT HE DIDN'T KNOW
WAS THAT I INVITED THEM. THEY ALWAYS GIVE TO US. THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY
FOR HIM TO GIVE BACK. WE'RE ABOUT TO GO
ON OUR FAMILY DINNER. YOU GUYS
SHOULD COME WITH US. BUT WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN SUCH A LONG TIME. I DID THAT, REALLY,
TO GET UNDER HIS SKIN. ALSO JUST TO SHOW HIM THAT,
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T ALWAYS
BE TIGHTFISTED. WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU. Terence: I DID NOT EXPECT
TO BE TAKING HER OUT TO DINNER. THAT WAS OUR FAMILY DINNER. YOU KNOW, MADE FOR FOUR.
[ Chuckling ] NOT SIX. AND YOU'LL PAY FOR THEM,
AS WELL? Narrator: COMING UP... Terence: THEY'RE THROWING OFF
MY BUDGET COMPLETELY. Dyra:
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. THAT WAS THE MOST
EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN MY LIFE. WE WERE PROMISED
A FINE-DINING RESTAURANT. YOU'RE THOROUGHLY
EMBARRASSING EVERYBODY HERE. I AM NOT
EMBARRASSING ANYBODY. Dyra: HI. Terence: WELCOME. Terence:
I THOUGHT IT WAS QUITE AMAZING THAT MY AUNT AND UNCLE
JUST HAPPENED TO SHOW UP ON OUR FAMILY DINNER DAY. Dyra:
WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU. TERENCE? YEAH, YEAH. NO, NO, NO. WE WOULD LOVE
TO HAVE YOU. Terence: THEY'RE THROWING OFF
MY BUDGET COMPLETELY. BUT IT'S OUR FAMILY DINNER,
SO I'M GONNA SPLURGE. I'M GONNA DO MY THING,
AND THEY'RE GONNA BE HAPPY. Terence Jr.: I WAS
THE HAPPIEST GUY IN THE WORLD. I FELT THAT I WAS GOING TO
EAT LIKE A CHAMPION. Terence:
IT'S GONNA BE REALLY TOP-NOTCH, AND IT'S GONNA BE
VERY EXPENSIVE. YOU CAN IMAGINE THE DISMAY
ON EVERYONE'S FACE WHEN HE PULLS UP
TO A CHINESE BUFFET. AHA! I COULDN'T BELIVE IT. ALL I COULD SEE WAS FOOD
STACKED UPON EACH OTHER. WE WERE PROMISED
FINE DINING. THIS IS FINE.
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS. FEEL THE VENEER
OF THE TABLE. WHAT ABOUT ONE TIME EATING SOMETHING THAT WE
WANT TO EAT THAT'S REALLY NICE? YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
WHATEVER YOU WANT. A BUFFET? YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THE FOOD HERE. COME ON. YOU GUYS
DON'T SEEM VERY HUNGRY. YOU WANT TO SIT AND TALK
FOR A WHILE. NO,
WE'RE JUST UPSET. WE WANT TO LEAVE.
THAT'S WHAT WE WANT TO DO. YOU'RE NOT UPSET. WE WANT TO LEAVE, AND
WE WANT TO GO TO FINE DINING. WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA. AT LEAST GIVE IT A TRY. WILL YOU AT LEAST AGREE
TO GIVE IT A TRY? I GUESS WE'RE HERE.
WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE ELSE. OKAY. MY FAMILY IS SHOWING
A DISTINCT LACK OF APPRECIATION. ALL RIGHT,
I'M GONNA GO AND I'M GONNA MAKE SURE
THAT EVERYBODY'S HAPPY. ALL RIGHT, FOLKS. THERE YOU GO. WHAT IS THAT? THAT'S OUR FOOD. UH... Terence Jr.:
HE GRABBED THREE PLATES, THINKING HE WAS GOING TO PAY
FOR THREE PEOPLE, BUT THERE WERE SIX OF US. YOU WOULDN'T PAY
FOR THREE PLATES? THAT'S DELICIOUS.
I KNOW I GOT YOUR FAVORITES. YOU ONLY PAID
FOR THREE PLATES? IF I HAVE MORE THAN
THIS NUMBER OF PLATES, THEN I HAVE TO PAY
FOR MORE PEOPLE. THAT'S A LOT OF FOOD. Dyra: I THOUGHT HE'D PAY
FOR EACH OF US TO EAT. FOR US TO SHARE,
THAT WAS UNACCEPTABLE. I WAS SO MORTIFIED
THAT HE WOULD EVEN SUGGEST IT. WE WENT AND GOT OUR OWN PLATE,
AND I EXPECT<i> YOU</i> TO PAY FOR IT. THAT'S IT. THIS IS NOT THE FOOD
THAT I HOPED FOR. SURE IT IS. I MEAN, COME ON.
PIZZA? THIS IS JUST SO GOOD. OKAY, WHAT IS THIS? THAT'S FINE DINING,
MOTHER. Terence:
THAT LOOKS LIKE A WET NOODLE. WELL, I TELL YOU WHAT, NEXT
YEAR, YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE. BEING AT HOME
AND HIM DOING THINGS CHEAP IS OKAY TO SOME DEGREE. BUT WHEN WE'RE IN PUBLIC,
IT'S NOT GOOD. IT'S EMBARRASSING BECAUSE PEOPLE
MIGHT BE IN EARSHOT OR LOOKING. THERE'S YOUR CHECK, SIR. OH, NO. Terence: $92.28? THAT'S LITERALLY ALL MY CHANGE. HE IS GOING TO PAY $92 WITH
QUARTERS, NICKELS, AND DIMES. I'VE BEEN SAVING FOR THIS
ALL YEAR. WHEN TERENCE WALKED IN
WITH THIS HUGE BAG OF COINS, I WANTED TO HIDE
UNDER THE TABLE. YOU'RE THOROUGHLY EMBARRASSING
EVERYBODY HERE. I AM NOT
EMBARRASSING ANYBODY. I SAVED AND SCRIMPED
FOR THIS MONEY. I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST
EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN MY LIFE. I JUST CAN'T IMAGINE.
[ CHUCKLES ] THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. I'M JUST EMBARRASSED. WE'RE NOT GONNA STAY
AND WAIT AROUND. Terence:
SO, HERE IT IS. I'M STARTING TO COUNT OUT
ALL MY CHANGE, YOU KNOW, DOING MY THING,
YOU KNOW, AND MY WIFE IS STANDING THERE,
AND SHE'S LIKE... I DON'T BELIEVE THIS. $92.10. Dyra: WE JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE
THAT HE WAS REALLY COUNTING THOSE PENNIES,
AND I COULDN'T BELIEVE THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY
GOING THROUGH WITH IT. I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE
PAY FOR THIS WITH COINS. NEVER. LET'S GO. THANK YOU
FOR APPRECIATING MY TIP. HEY, IT ONLY HAPPENS
ONCE A YEAR. Narrator: COMING UP... I'LL DO ANYTHING TO SAVE A BUCK. BY WASHING MY CLOTHES
IN THE SHOWER WITH ME, I'M SAVING AT LEAST $15 A MONTH. YOU SOUND REALLY CUTE. WOULD YOU
WANT TO GO OUT TOMORROW? BRANDY: Yeah. CAN I HAVE
A SWEET TEA? Waitress: SWEET TEA. WITH SWEET TEA --
FREE REFILLS ON THAT? WHOO! MY NAME'S GREG INSCO.
I'M 29 YEARS OLD. I'VE LIVED IN CINCINNATI, OHIO,
ALL MY LIFE. I'M A ZUMBA DANCE INSTRUCTOR,
AND I'M AN EXTREME CHEAPSKATE. I'LL DO A CLINICAL STUDY
ANYTIME I CAN 'CAUSE THOSE
PAY REALLY GOOD MONEY. I REALLY WANTED
TO BUY THIS LOW RIDER, AND I HAD TO GET $3,500 SOMEHOW. I GOT REALLY LUCKY. THE CLINICAL STUDY
THAT I FOUND ONLINE WAS PAYING THE SAME AMOUNT. I HAD TO PUT OINTMENT
IN MY BUTT, BUT I GOT A CAR OUT OF IT,
SO IT WAS WELL WORTH IT. I'LL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE A BUCK. YOU JUST USE
THE WINDOW SQUEEGEES, AND YOU CAN REALLY
WASH YOUR WHOLE CAR WITH IT. I DON'T KNOW WHO WOULD
SPEND MONEY ON A CAR WASH WHEN YOU CAN WASH IT YOURSELF
RIGHT HERE. HI, WELCOME TO MY CONDO. I GOT PRETTY LUCKY. ONE OF THE LADIES
FROM ZUMBA SAID, "HEY, MY GRANDPA
JUST PASSED AWAY, IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
IN OUR CONDO FOR FREE." IN RETURN,
I'M SUPPOSED TO MOW HER LAWN. BUT, YOU KNOW,
YOU CAN'T BEAT FREE RENT. THIS IS ALL FROM
WHEN THE GUY PASSED AWAY. HE LEFT IT ALL HERE.
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FURNITURE. IT WORKED OUT NICE. THESE ARE MY ROOMMATES.
GOT RODGE AND KEVIN HERE. IT'S PAINFUL BRINGING WOMEN
BACK TO THE APARTMENT BECAUSE FURNITURE --
JUST EVERYTHING. IT'S EMBARRASSING. THIS PLACE DEFINITELY
SMELLS LIKE OLD PEOPLE. I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH GREG PAYS
FOR THE APARTMENT, BUT I DO KNOW THAT KEVIN AND I
PAY A PRETTY FAIR AMOUNT. IT'S A LARGE,
THREE-BEDROOM CONDO, SO I KNEW I'D BE ABLE TO
TAKE MY ROOMMATES WITH ME AND CHARGE THEM RENT,
EVEN THOUGH I'M LIVING FOR FREE. THIS IS THE KITCHEN.
ALL RIGHT, WHERE TO BEGIN? THERE'S NO POINT
IN PAYING FOR ANYTHING THAT YOU SHOULD GET FOR FREE
IN LIFE. I NEVER SPEND MONEY
ON CONDIMENTS. ANYTIME YOU GO TO A RESTAURANT, JUST TAKE EXTRA
WHEN YOU'RE THERE. I WOULD NEVER
PAY FOR PAPER PLATES OR ANY KIND OF PLATE, REALLY. I GOT LUCKY. I GOT THESE
FROM MY NEPHEW'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. TO SAVE MONEY ON CUPS,
I ACTUALLY REUSE YOGURT CUPS. I GOT THIS FROM MY GRANDMA. THIS WAY, THEY'RE ALL LABELED. EVERYBODY KNOWS
WHOSE CUP'S WHOSE. BUT IF WE GET A GUEST, I ACTUALLY GIVE THEM THE BIG CUP
SO IT MAKES THEM FEEL SPECIAL. I DON'T PUT THEM
IN THE DISHWASHER 'CAUSE THE DISHWASHER
WASTES WAY TOO MUCH MONEY ON ELECTRIC AND WATER, SO I JUST HAND WASH THEM
IN THE SINK. THERE'S NO POINT IN HAVING
A BULB INSIDE A REFRIGERATOR. I TOOK THE BULB
OUT OF THE REFRIGERATOR. IT SAVES ME ALMOST $40 A YEAR
IN ELECTRIC. THIS I MY CLOSET. WHEN I GO SHOPPING, I ALWAYS LEAVE THE TAGS
ON THE SHIRT BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
IF IT'S GONNA GO OUT OF STYLE. SO, ALWAYS KEEP THE TAGS AND
YOU CAN JUST RETURN THEM LATER. I PAID FOR THEM. IT'S NOT STEALING
IF YOU PAY FOR IT. I'M LIVING THE DREAM. AS SOON AS I'M DONE LIVING
THE DREAM, I JUST RETURN IT. BIGGEST MONEY SAVER
IN THE WHOLE CONDO IS RIGHT HERE IN THE BATHROOM. GREG THINKS THAT HE LIVES
A PRETTY NORMAL LIFE, AND MOST OTHER PEOPLE
WOULD PROBABLY THINK SO, TOO, UNTIL THEY GET TO KNOW HIM. HE TAKES SHOWERS
WITH HIS CLOTHES ON. Greg: BY WASHING MY CLOTHES
IN THE SHOWER WITH ME, I'M SAVING AT LEAST $15 A MONTH, 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO USE
A WASHER, A DRYER, SOAP. WHEN I TAKE A SHOWER,
I KEEP A BUCKET IN THERE, AND IT CATCHES
ALL THE EXCESS WATER FROM ME. AT THE END OF THE WEEK, WHEN I'M READY
TO FLUSH THE TOILET, I TAKE THAT WATER AND POUR IT
DIRECTLY INTO THE TOILET, AND THAT'S WHAT
CAUSES THE TOILET TO FLUSH. THAT WAY,
I'M NOT WASTING ANY WATER. I LIKE GOING ON
FREE INTERNET DATING SITES. BY FAR, THE BEST PART
ABOUT ONLINE DATING IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO SPEND MONEY
ON DINNER AND DRINKS AND WASTING GAS GOING PLACES,
MEETING PEOPLE. JUST GET ONLINE, AND IT'S FREE. THIS GIRL'S KIND OF HOT. UH, SHE LIKES FANCY RESTAURANTS
AND TRAVELING. [ CHUCKLES ]
NEXT. ALL RIGHT, HERE'S ONE. SHE LIKES SHOPPING
AND WINE TASTING. PFFT.
[ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S WAY TOO EXPENSIVE. "EASYGOING, HOMEBODY,
GOOD COOK." OH, SHE LIKES CAMPING. OH, AND SHE LIKES LONG WALKS. LONG WALKS ARE FREE.
I LIKE THIS ONE. HI, IS BRANDY THERE? BRANDY:
Yeah, this is her. HEY, I SAW YOUR AD ONLINE
ACTUALLY. YOU LOOK KIND OF CUTE. Thanks. I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO MEETING BRANDY 'CAUSE WE BOTH MET
ON A FREE DATING SITE. WOULD YOU WANT TO
GO OUT TOMORROW? Yeah. I'M ASSUMING AND HOPING THAT
SHE IS A CHEAPSKATE, AS WELL. I'LL E-MAIL YOU THE ADDRESS
OF THE PLACE, OKAY? Okay. ALL RIGHT,
TALK TO YOU LATER. All right, thanks.
Bye. BYE. Narrator: COMING UP... CAN I GET
ANOTHER SWEET TEA? ARE THE REFILLS FREE
ON HER TEA? GREG IS A LITTLE CHEAP.
IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD. Greg: WELL, BRANDY,
YOU SOUND REALLY CUTE. WOULD YOU WANT TO
GO OUT TOMORROW? BRANDY: Yeah. Greg: I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD
TO MEETING BRANDY 'CAUSE WE BOTH MET
ON A FREE DATING SITE. SO, I'M ASSUMING AND HOPING THAT
SHE IS A CHEAPSKATE, AS WELL. NOW YOU SEE IT, NOW YOU DON'T. I'M TAKING BRANDY
TO A BARBECUE RESTAURANT BECAUSE IT'S MUCH CHEAPER THAN,
LIKE, A SUSHI PLACE. BUT I'M HOPING THAT SHE ATE
EARLIER SO SHE'S NOT AS HUNGRY. HI, YOU MUST BE BRANDY. YES. I'M GREG. GREG.
NICE TO MEET YOU. WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE PLACE? I LIKE IT. PRETTY COOL? YEAH. IT'S DIFFERENT. I LOVE IT. THEY LET YOU, LIKE, KEEP
THE UTENSILS AND EVERYTHING. [ Chuckling ] YEAH. [ BOTH CHUCKLE ] Brandy:
WHEN I FIRST MET GREG, HE SEEMED LIKE
A NICE GUY, SWEET. TYPICALLY, I WOULDN'T BE
ASKED TO GO ON MY FIRST DATE AT A BARBECUE PLACE, ONLY BECAUSE IT'S MESSY
AND IS MORE CASUAL. HI, Y'ALL. HI. WELCOME TO
PIT TO PLATE BBQ. AWESOME. Waitress: HOW ABOUT
SOMETHING TO DRINK? CAN I HAVE
A SWEET TEA? SWEET TEA. DOES SWEET TEA --
FREE REFILLS ON THAT? YES. OKAY, COOL. FREE REFILLS ON TEA. CAN I JUST GET A WATER
IN A TO-GO CUP, PLEASE? WATER IN A TO-GO CUP. YES. ALL RIGHTY. ARE YOU REAL HUNGRY? UH, I'M NOT STARVING
OR NOTHING. OH, SO, LIKE, YOU WANT TO,
LIKE, SHARE A MEAL MAYBE? YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT. OKAY. DID YOU
SEE THE KID'S MENU? EVERYTHING -- JUST FLIP IT OVER
TO THE OTHER SIDE. AND IT'S ONLY $4.95. ALL RIGHT, SO,
WE COULD GET A VEGGIE PLATE. THAT'S ONLY $5.50. OR YOU COULD GET THE SWEET AND
SOUR HOT SLAW FOR ONLY $2.95. I'VE LEARNED THAT GREG DOESN'T
LIKE TO SPEND LOTS OF MONEY. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT.
JUST -- IT'S DIFFERENT. Waitress: HAVE YOU ALL
MADE A CHOICE? WOULD YOU LIKE
TO ORDER? YES, YES.
I THINK WE'RE READY. I'M JUST GONNA TAKE
THE PULLED-PORK SANDWICH. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S PRETTY POPULAR HERE,
RIGHT? IT'S VERY GOOD. IS THAT PRETTY GOOD SIZED?
THE PULLED-PORK SANDWICH? IT'S A NICE PORTION. LIKE, BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO,
PROBABLY? JUST DEPENDS ON
HOW HUNGRY YOU ARE. YOU'RE NOT REAL HUNGRY?
NO. OKAY, PERFECT. Greg:
ALSO, CAN WE GET A RIB? OKAY,
YOU'D LIKE A RACK OF RIBS? NO, JUST, LIKE,
ONE RIB. THE RACK IS, LIKE,
KIND OF EXPENSIVE. I DIDN'T KNOW
IF YOU WOULD LIKE IT, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE
WE'D JUST GET ONE, JUST IN CASE. OKAY, SO YOU'D LIKE ONE RIB? YES, PLEASE. MOST GUYS, WHEN THEY ASK GIRLS
TO GO OUT ON DATES, THEY REALLY WANT TO IMPRESS
OR SHOW OFF, AND SO IT WAS DIFFERENT
TO SEE HIM REALLY NOT CARE. IT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD. HERE'S YOUR FOOD. PULLED-PORK SANDWICH
WITH A SIDE OF MAC AND CHEESE. Greg:
THAT LOOKS GOOD. AND HERE'S YOUR ONE RIB. ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. DID YOU WANT TO
TRY SOME OF THIS? NO, THAT'S OKAY.
IT'S... YOU SURE? YEAH, IT'S --
THERE'S NOT A LOT THERE. IT'S REALLY GOOD, THOUGH. YEAH. WOULD YOU WANT
SOME MACARONI? OH, YEAH. ACTUALLY,
I WOULD LOVE SOME MACARONI. MAYBE A LITTLE BIT
OF PORK, TOO. YEAH. WELL, WE'LL JUST
DO ABOUT HALF. IS THAT OKAY? OKAY. OKAY. OH, THAT WOULD BE NICE.
THANK YOU. SO, WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO BESIDES
SAVE CUPS AND UTENSILS? WHAT ELSE? AT MY CONDO, LIKE,
TO SAVE MONEY ON WATER, WE ONLY FLUSH
ONCE A WEEK. I SAVE, LIKE,
$30 A MONTH EASILY. HMM. SO, YOU GUYS GO TO THE BATHROOM
THE WHOLE WEEK AND YOU DON'T FLUSH. THAT'S PRETTY DISGUSTING. YOU COME OVER,
I'LL LET YOU FLUSH. ONCE. IF THAT'S HOW HE WANTS TO LIVE
HIS LIFE, IT'S GOOD FOR HIM. JUST TOO EXTREME FOR ME.
I WOULD NEVER DO IT. HERE ARE ALL THE THINGS
YOU ASKED FOR. OH, THANK YOU. LET ME KNOW
IF ANYTHING ELSE YOU NEED. OKAY, THANK YOU. SURE. ALL RIGHT. MIND HANDING ME
YOUR PLATE? HERE. THANK YOU. I'LL TAKE THE PLATE HOME
WITH ME, TOO. I DON'T LIKE
TO WASTE FOOD. ARE YOU GONNA
EAT THE FOOD? OH, YEAH.
ABSOLUTELY. ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
ALL THAT. BUT YOU CAN NEVER HAVE
TOO MUCH BARBECUE SAUCE. TRUE. OH, DON'T FORGET
YOUR TO-GO CUP. YEP. Brandy: GREG IS
A VERY SWEET GUY, FUNNY. HE'S A LITTLE CHEAP
BUT NICE GUY OVERALL. THANK YOU
FOR TAKING ME OUT. I WANT A GIRL TO LIKE ME FOR ME. WELL, I HAD A LOT OF FUN
TONIGHT. WOULD YOU WANT TO GO OUT
AGAIN SOMETIME? YEAH, I DID.
I HAD A GOOD TIME. THANK YOU. EVEN THOUGH HE'S A LITTLE CHEAP, I COULD LOOK PAST THAT
AND DEFINITELY -- HE'S A REALLY SWEET GUY, SO I WOULD DEFINITELY
GO OUT WITH GREG AGAIN. BYE. IF SOMEBODY DOESN'T LIKE YOU
FOR WHO YOU ARE, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE WITH THEM.
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But how did he bag a wife. This poor woman gets a $20 allowance off her OWN PAYCHECK
I hate how these people make saving energy and water and being thrifty look shitty.
What is he even saving for at that point? If he has money across 10 accounts he’s losing. He could be investing that money, putting it in a cd, investing in furniture! If she divorces him, she’ll finally get her money back.
Omg that show is so gross and funny. Too bad I got rid of cable