[ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] Stuart:
IT IS THE ONLY COUPON-PICKING
ROBOT IN THE WORLD. IF YOU THINK THIS IS EXTREME,
YOU'RE RIGHT. IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHERE EXTREME COUPONING
CAME FROM, YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT RIGHT HERE. WATCH THE QUEEN RULE THE AISLES. I AM DEFINITELY OBSESSED
WITH COUPONING. I WORE EXTRA COUPON DEODORANT
FOR THIS. YOU DON'T GET ALL
OF THIS FREE PRODUCT WITHOUT A LOT OF COUPONS, AND I HAVE 50,000 OF THEM. Cole:
WELL, THE NEXT THING
ON OUR LIST IS PADS. Danny:
WAIT. DID YOU SAY PADS? LIKE ANY GUY, I'M GOING TO AVOID
THIS AISLE LIKE THE PLAGUE, AND THEN COLE COMES
STROLLING IN HERE AND STARTS THROWING THEM
ALL INTO THE CART. THEY'RE NOT GOING
IN OUR BEDROOM. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] Cole:
IT'S ALWAYS NERVE-RACKING WHENEVER YOU GO
INTO A HUGE TOTAL. HOPEFULLY I COUNTED
THE COUPONS RIGHT. I HAVE THE LAST COUPON
IN MY HAND. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
YOU HELD THAT FOR 40 YEARS? [ CASH REGISTER BEEPS ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ALL RIGHT! [ CASH REGISTER RINGS ] --<font color="#FFFF00"> Captions by VITAC --</font><font color="#00FFFF">
www.vitac.com</font> CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS WOW. HOLY COW. THIS IS --
THIS GOES WAY BACK. Susan:
YOU SEE ALL THE WORD "FREE,"
"FREE," "FREE," "FREE"? LOOK AT THESE HAIRSTYLES.
BOY. 40 WONDERFUL YEARS
OF COUPONING. BUT THAT'S NOT IT. I HAVE ANOTHER SURPRISE
FOR YOU. OH, YOU'RE
FULL OF SURPRISES TODAY. BRING IT IN, BOYS. Susan: OH! OH! All: HAPPY COUPON-IVERSARY! [ CHUCKLES ] MY NAME IS SUSAN, I'VE BEEN COUPONING
FOR 40 YEARS, AND I'M
THE ORIGINAL COUPON QUEEN. WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN STARTING YOUR DAY OFF
WITH SOMETHING FREE? AND IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHERE EXTREME COUPONING
CAME FROM, YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT RIGHT HERE. I'M 4'9". I MAY BE SMALL,
BUT MY SAVINGS ARE HUGE. I WON'T BE DAUNTED OR STOPPED,
SO HERE WE GO. Stuart: SHE STARTED
THE COUPONING CRAZE IN AMERICA, AND SHE'S TAUGHT
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HOW TO SAVE. I TAUGHT MY SONS HOW TO COUPON. I INTEND TO TEACH
MY GRANDDAUGHTER HOW TO COUPON. AND TO 40 MORE WONDERFUL YEARS
OF COUPONING. THAT'S RIGHT. [ EXHALES SHARPLY ] YAY! WE'RE NOW INSIDE
MY COUPON BUILDING. MY STOCKPILE IS
ALWAYS GROWING AND SHRINKING BECAUSE I'M GIVING STUFF
TO MY KIDS ALL THE TIME. THEY HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A TUBE
OF TOOTHPASTE IN THEIR LIFE, BUT WHY SHOULD THEY? I'M ALWAYS GETTING THEM
FOR FREE. YOU'LL NOTICE I HAVE
ALL MY BEVERAGES HERE. I HAVE ONE SON
WHO LOVES APPLE JUICE, ANOTHER ONE WHO DRINKS
A TON OF ICED TEA. BUT<i> MY</i> FAVORITE BEVERAGE IS
SELTZER. I'M A NEW YORKER,
AND WE LOVE OUR EGG CREAMS, AND YOU CAN'T HAVE AN EGG CREAM
WITHOUT SELTZER. I NOT ONLY STOCKPILE PRODUCTS. I STOCKPILE COUPONS TO PURCHASE
ALL MY PRODUCTS, BECAUSE WITH 50,000 COUPONS, I CAN VIRTUALLY GET
ANY PRODUCT I WANT ANYTIME. ACTUALLY, YOU CAN'T EVEN
PICK THIS THING UP. I CAN'T POSSIBLY PICK IT UP. I HAVE SUCH
A VARIED SELECTION OF COUPONS -- SOME WITH NO EXPIRATION DATE,
SOME WITH NO BAR CODES. NO HUMAN COULD POSSIBLY ORGANIZE
THIS MANY COUPONS, BUT I HAVE A SECRET WEAPON
THAT NOBODY ELSE HAS. I'M THE LUCKIEST LADY ALIVE. I HAVE MY OWN COUPON ROBOT. THIS IS THE KEY
FOR SORTING AND PICKING ALL OF MY 50,000 COUPONS. BUT MY SON STUART IS THE ONE
WHO KNOWS HOW IT WORKS. Stuart: IT'S 8 FEET BY 8 FEET,
WEIGHS OVER 200 POUNDS, AND CAN HOLD
UP TO 10,000 COUPONS. IT IS THE ONLY COUPON-PICKING
ROBOT IN THE WORLD. IF YOU THINK THIS IS EXTREME,
YOU'RE RIGHT. IT LOWERS DOWN, CREATES SUCTION, AND THEN LIFTS THE COUPON
BACK UP AND RETURNS IT BACK
TO A CENTRALIZED LOCATION. AND ONCE THE COUPON ORDER IS
DONE, I COME ALONG, PICK UP MY COUPONS,
AND HEAD OFF TO THE SUPERMARKET. Susan: I WANT TO PREPARE
A SHOPPING LIST THAT'S GONNA BEAT
ALL SHOPPING LISTS THAT WE HAVE
EVER DONE BEFORE. TODAY MAKES MY 40th ANNIVERSARY
OF COUPON SAVINGS, AND IN ORDER TO CELEBRATE, I WANT TO BEAT
MY ALL-TIME RECORD. I BOUGHT $519
WORTH OF GROCERIES. I ONLY PAID $22 FOR ALL OF IT. IT WAS 1984,
BEFORE THE INTERNET. THERE WEREN'T
THAT MANY COUPONS BACK THEN. ARE YOU READY, GUYS? YES. ARE YOU READY?! OKAY! LET'S GO! Susan:
WHEN I PREPARE MY SHOPPING LIST, I ACTUALLY ENLIST THE HELP
OF ALL OF MY SONS. MICHAEL IS FANTASTIC
AT GOING THROUGH THE FLYER. YOU CAN GRAB ME
FIVE OF THE JELLY. AND MARK IS
MY ORGANIZATION PERSON. HE CAN ORGANIZE ANYTHING. JUST GIVE ME
A LIST OF THREE TO START. AND STUART, OF COURSE,
IS MY TECHNOLOGY WHIZ. HE BUILT THE ROBOT. Stuart: WE HAVE THE SOUP
THAT WE NEED AND THE JELLY
THAT WE NEED FROM THE ROBOT, RIGHT? Michael:
I'M REALLY WORRIED ON HER
COUPON-IVERSARY -- 40 YEARS -- I WOULD HATE TO SEE THIS
NOT GO WELL FOR HER. SO, MOM, I HAVE
SOME OF THE COUPONS SO FAR, BUT ARE YOU SURE THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO BEAT
THAT BIG RECORD TODAY? WITH ALL OF YOUR HELP, I THINK WE CAN GET
$600 WORTH OF GROCERIES FOR UNDER $50. I'M FEELING CONFIDENT. YOU THREE BOYS COME
WITH ME. STEVE, YOU'RE OUR
OFFICIAL DRIVER FOR THE DAY. LET'S GO. SO, LISTEN, WE HAVE
FIVE DIFFERENT CAKE MIXES. PICK OUT
WHATEVER ONES YOU LIKE. I WANT TO GET THIS CARROT. I DON'T WANT CARROT. MY BROTHERS AND I ARE
DEFINITELY IN COMPETITION. YOU KNOW,
LET MARK HAVE HIS PICK. HE HASN'T HAD
A CHANCE TO GET ONE YET. YEAH, BUT MARK DOESN'T ALWAYS
CHOOSE THE BEST THING. Susan: YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK, BEFORE WE GO IN, WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET
THE SHOPPING CARTS. OKAY, GUYS,
WE'RE READY. UPWARD AND ONWARD. I'M THE ORIGINAL COUPON QUEEN. AND I'M HERE TODAY
TO CELEBRATE 40 YEARS IN THE FIELD OF COUPONING. I PLAN TO BEAT MY RECORD
THAT I SET IN 1984 OF $519 WORTH OF SHOPPING
FOR $22. I ACTUALLY BROUGHT
THREE OF MY FOUR SONS WITH ME, AND THAT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE
A LOT OF GROCERIES TO GET. MY MOM'S MISSION IS TO SAVE
THE MOST MONEY THAT SHE'S EVER SAVED
AT THE GROCERY STORE AND BEAT HER PREVIOUS RECORD, AND THERE'S NO DOUBT IN MY MIND
THAT SHE'S GONNA DO IT. Susan: WELL, WE'RE HEADING OVER
TO THE FIRST AISLE. ALL RIGHT. SO, THIS, WE HAVE
THE LARGEST PURCHASE OF TODAY. WE HAVE 40 OF THESE. THE RETAIL PRICE OF THE BIG CUP
IS 66 CENTS EACH. THEY'RE ON SALE
FOR 50 CENTS EACH. I HAVE A QUARTER OFF. MY FINAL COST -- 25 CENTS. AND THIS IS
A GREAT WINTER SNACK. MY KIDS' TUMMIES WILL BE WARM
ALL WINTER LONG. Stuart:
WHAT ABOUT COOKIES? YES. WELL, THEY HAPPEN TO BE
A GREAT DEAL RIGHT NOW, AND I HAVE COUPONS. WHEN I GO SHOPPING WITH MY SONS, I LIKE TO LET THEM CHOOSE
THE VARIETIES THAT THEY WANT. LET'S GET TWO OF THESE --
THE REGULAR ONES -- AND THEN WE'LL GET
TWO OF THE DOUBLE STUF. WELL, WAIT A SECOND.
I DON'T KNOW IF MARK AND -- BUT THEY'RE
NOT GONNA EAT THEM. I EAT THEM.
WELL, NO, LET'S GET -- LET'S GET TWO OF THOSE. LET'S GET A DOUBLE STUF,
AND LET'S GET A VANILLA ONE. ALL RIGHT.
GET THE VANILLA. SO, CAN I GET THESE
DOUBLE-CHOCOLATE COOKIES? MARK,
I HATE TO DISAPPOINT YOU, BUT TODAY WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA
STICK TO OUR LIST. NEXT TIME,
I'M GONNA MAKE THE LIST, THEN. SO, LISTEN, WE HAVE
FIVE DIFFERENT CAKE MIXES. SO, I'M GONNA LET YOU PICK OUT
WHATEVER ONES YOU LIKE. BLUEBERRY? NO, NO,
I LIKE CHOCOLATE. REALLY? CHOCOLATE.
LET'S GET ONE CHOCOLATE. LET'S GET ONE VANILLA. YEAH,
I WANT TO GET THIS CARROT. NO,
I DON'T WANT CARROT. TODAY, IT WAS PRETTY STANDARD. MY BROTHERS AND I ARE
DEFINITELY IN COMPETITION. IT'S JUST NORMAL FOR US. YOU GOT
WHAT YOU WANTED. YOU GOT
THE DARN CHOCOLATE. LET ME GET MY CARROT. ANGEL FOOD. YOU KNOW,
LET MARK HAVE HIS PICK. HE HASN'T HAD
A CHANCE TO GET ONE YET. YEAH, BUT MARK DOESN'T ALWAYS
CHOOSE THE BEST THING. ALL RIGHT.
WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT? I'M GETTING
THE SUPER MOIST. ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GOOD. MY MOM IS THE BEST MOM
IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD. Susan:
OKAY, SO, I THINK WE'RE DONE. BUT WHAT I WANT TO CHECK
WITH ALL OF YOU IS, DID YOU GET
EVERYTHING THAT YOU WANTED? SO, I THINK THAT WE ARE READY
TO HEAD OVER TO THE CHECKOUT. HI. HI. HOW ARE YOU? I'M GOOD. I HAVE A LOT OF GROCERIES. PRINCESS, I'M ACTUALLY GONNA
TAKE OUT MY STEP STOOL, SO DON'T LAUGH. I WON'T, I WON'T. AND I'M GONNA STEP ON IT
SO I CAN SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. YOU'RE TOO CUTE. OH, THANK YOU. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] I'VE NEVER SEEN
THIS MUCH STUFF IN MY LIFE. DEFINITELY TAKING
THAT CARROT CAKE. WELL, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU REALIZED IT. I ACTUALLY SWITCHED
THE CARROT CAKE WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING, AND I ACTUALLY SWITCHED
A COUPLE OTHER THINGS YOU'LL BE
SURPRISED ABOUT LATER. OH, GEEZ. FINAL TOTAL... Susan: $714. ALMOST $200 MORE THAN
THE BIGGEST ONE I EVER DID. IF IT DOESN'T WORK,
DO YOU HAVE $714? I HAVE SOME. WELL, I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED
AT MY TOTAL OF OVER $700. I WASN'T
QUITE EXPECTING THAT. ACTUALLY, TODAY IS
SENIOR DISCOUNT DAY, AND YOU RECEIVE
10% OFF YOUR GROCERIES. SO NOW YOUR TOTAL IS
$642.92. I GOT $69 OFF
JUST FOR REACHING MY SENIORITY. YES. DO YOU HAVE
ANY COUPONS TODAY? I SURE DO. NOW LET'S SEE
WHAT WE CAN SAVE. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] IS THIS THE LONGEST YOU'VE
EVER BEEN IN THE SUPERMARKET? THIS IS THE LONGEST I'VE
EVER BEEN ANYWHERE. [ LAUGHS ] DO THESE COUPONS HAVE
ANY EXPIRATION DATES? MOST OF THESE DO NOT HAVE
ANY EXPIRATION DATES. WHEN I FIRST STARTED THIS
40 YEARS AGO -- YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
YOU HELD THAT FOR 40 YEARS? [ LAUGHS ] I'M DOWN
TO MY LAST FIVE COUPONS. [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] I HAVE THE LAST COUPON
IN MY HAND, AND THIS IS
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH. YOUR TOTAL AFTER YOUR COUPONS
IS $39.61. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
OH, THANK YOU. FOR $39, IT'LL BE MY TREAT.
HOW'S THAT? MY TOTAL RETAIL TODAY WAS
$714.34. I GOT THAT TOTAL DOWN TO $39.61
FOR A TOTAL SAVINGS OF 94.4% ON MY 40th COUPON ANNIVERSARY. AFTER ALL THE HOURS
IN THE SUPERMARKET AND ALL THE PLANNING
THAT WE PUT INTO THIS, I FINALLY BROKE MY RECORD. SO, YOU THINK THE QUEEN IS SUPPOSED TO BE
CARRYING IN GROCERIES? NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. I FEEL REALLY GOOD
THAT I WAS PART OF THIS COUPON REVOLUTION
THAT STARTED. IT'S A WONDERFUL FEELING TO KNOW
THAT PERHAPS I'VE INSPIRED MILLIONS OF COUPONERS
OVER THE LAST 40 YEARS. I'M THINKING TODAY'S THE DAY
THAT WE SHOULD PROBABLY PACK UP THE STOCKPILE
AND TAKE IT UP TO MY DORM. WHAT IF WE MAYBE PUT
ALL THE BEANS OVER HERE ON YOUR BOOKSHELF
OR SOMETHING? Brian: IF YOU'RE GONNA
WANT SOME OF MY SPACE, MAYBE SOME OTHER STUFF
WOULD BE NICE. IF I CAN'T GET ALL THE ITEMS
THAT BRIAN WANTS, I MAY LOSE THE PRIVILEGE OF
HAVING THE STOCKPILE IN MY ROOM. Cole: HEY, BRIAN. WE'RE JUST GONNA START MOVING
SOME OF THE STUFF IN HERE, ALL RIGHT? ALL RIGHT. SO, BE CAREFUL. Brian:
WHAT IS ALL THIS? I MEAN,
IT'S MY STOCKPILE. I DON'T THINK THIS IS ALL GONNA
PHYSICALLY FIT IN HERE. [ CASH REGISTER RINGS ] MY NAME IS COLE,
AND AROUND HERE, THEY KNOW ME AS THE COUPON KID. THAT'S A LOT OF SODA
AND A LOT OF FLAVORED WATER. I AM DEFINITELY OBSESSED
WITH COUPONING. IT'S ALMOST LIKE A DRUG TO ME. NICE.
YOU'RE THROWING PADS AT ME. COLE TALKS ABOUT COUPONING
A TON. ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
IS ABOUT COUPONING. HE DOES GET ANNOYING SOMETIMES. COUPONING IS NOT NECESSARILY
ALWAYS ON MY MIND, BUT COUPONS ARE. THE FIRST TIME
THAT I WAS ON THE SHOW, I WAS A SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL, AND I HAD ALL MY COUPONING WAYS
IN PLACE. Woman:
WE ACTUALLY OWE YOU MONEY. YES! THAT IS FANTASTIC. BUT NOW THAT I'M IN COLLEGE, COUPONING HAS DEFINITELY BEEN
A CHALLENGE. BECAUSE I HAVE SUCH LIMITED
SPACE IN MY DORM ROOM, I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY STOCKPILE
AT MY PARENTS' TATTOO SHOP. HEY, GUYS. HEY, BABE. HEY, WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? HOW'S SCHOOL? IT'S GOOD. Peggy: IT'S A LITTLE AWKWARD
IN A TATTOO SHOP. PEOPLE KIND OF WONDER, ARE WE RUNNING A GROCERY STORE
ON THE SIDE OR SOMETHING? Cole: SINCE I STARTED COUPONING
OVER TWO YEARS AGO, I'VE SAVED WELL OVER $35,000
TO $40,000, AND I'VE ONLY SPENT ABOUT $500
OUT OF POCKET. I'M THINKING TODAY'S THE DAY THAT WE SHOULD PROBABLY PACK UP
THE STOCKPILE AND TAKE IT UP TO MY DORM. I'M REALLY NERVOUS
THAT MY ROOMMATE, BRIAN, IS GONNA BE REALLY FREAKED OUT
BY THE AMOUNT OF STUFF I HAVE. ARE YOU GONNA START COUPONING
FOR YOUR OWN STOCKPILE? ARE YOU ALMOST DONE? THANK YOU. YOU GOT THAT, COLE? YEAH.
THAT'S EVERYTHING. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL GET THE DOOR. HIS ROOMMATE HAS NO IDEA
WHAT HE'S GETTING INTO. ONCE HE'S SLEEPING ON A BOX
OF MACARONI, HE'LL SEE. COME ON.
THIS WAY, SWEETHEART. COME ON. DON'T WORRY, BRIAN.
WE DON'T HAVE THAT MUCH MORE. SEE YOU LATER, BRIAN. IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU. THANKS FOR HELPING ME
MOVE IT UP HERE. GOOD LUCK. LOVE YOU, GUYS. Shh! WHEN I FIRST SAW THE STOCKPILE,
I SAID, "WOW, THAT'S A LOT
OF FREE STUFF," BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT'S A<i> LOT</i>
OF FREE STUFF. WHAT IS ALL THIS? THIS IS ALL LOTION. OH. WE GOT LOTS OF LOTION
IN THERE SO EVERYONE WILL HAVE
NICE, SOFT SKIN. WITH THE SPACE
WE HAVE IN THE ROOM, OF COURSE THERE'S A LIMIT
TO HOW MUCH WE CAN HAVE, AND ESPECIALLY A LIMIT
TO HOW MUCH WE ACTUALLY NEED. I DON'T NEED
100 BOXES OF CEREAL. IT'S KIND OF EXCESSIVE. ALL RIGHT. WELL, SINCE
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF ROOM, WHAT IF WE MAYBE PUT,
LIKE, ALL THE BEANS OVER HERE ON YOUR BOOKSHELF
OR SOMETHING? THERE'S NO ROOM
ON THAT BOOKSHELF. I MEAN, IF WE PUSH
YOUR TV BACK, MAYBE WE CAN
JUST SET IT UP HERE. YOU WANT BEANS
IN FRONT OF THE TV? I MEAN, WE NEED THEM
TO GO SOMEWHERE. HOW CAN YOU WATCH
FOOTBALL IF THERE ARE BEANS
IN FRONT OF THE TV? I MEAN, WHEN WE BRING
PEOPLE OVER, DO YOU THINK THE GIRLS
ARE GONNA BE IMPRESSED? GIRLS ARE ALWAYS IMPRESSED
BY HOW MUCH I SAVE. THEY'RE GONNA REALLY LIKE
TO SEE HOW THRIFTY WE ARE. IF YOU'RE GONNA WANT
SOME OF MY SPACE, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE, BUT MAYBE SOME OTHER STUFF
WOULD BE NICE. ALL RIGHT.
WHAT OTHER STUFF DO YOU NEED? I CAN COUPON
FOR A LOT OF THINGS. DETERGENT. MAYBE SOME FLAVORED WATER.
SOME SODA. Cole: BY GIVING MY ROOMMATE
ALL OF THESE FREE ITEMS, IT WILL GUARANTEE BRIAN WILL LET ME KEEP
THE STOCKPILE IN OUR ROOM. I PROMISE YOU, IF YOU GIVE ME
A LITTLE BIT OF SPACE, I'LL MAKE IT TOTALLY
WORTH YOUR WHILE. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. HI, GUYS.
THANKS FOR COMING. WE NEED TO GET
ALL THESE COUPONS CLIPPED. WE HAVE A BIG
SHOPPING TRIP COMING UP, SO I NEED ALL OF YOUR HELP. TODAY'S SHOPPING TRIP
IS SUPER IMPORTANT, SO I BROUGHT ALL MY FRIENDS
DOWN HERE DURING OUR LUNCH BREAK TO COME CLIP COUPONS
BEFORE CLASS. SO, GUYS,
WE'RE REALLY LOOKING FOR SOME, LIKE,
FLAVORED-WATER COUPONS. IF YOU GUYS SEE, LIKE, DETERGENT
COUPONS OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, WE NEED THOSE, TOO. IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD,
SPENDING HOURS OF YOUR TIME CUTTING COUPONS WHEN YOU COULD
BE DOING OTHER THINGS. ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
I NEED ALL OF YOUR HELP TO CARRY
ALL THOSE GROCERIES BACK. FRESHMEN CAN'T HAVE
A CAR ON CAMPUS, SO I HAVE TO BRIBE MY FRIENDS
WITH SOME OF THE STOCKPILE ITEMS IN ORDER TO GET THEM
TO WALK TO THE STORE WITH ME AND CARRY THE GROCERIES BACK. HOPEFULLY I'VE GOT
ENOUGH PEOPLE COMMITTED TO CARRYING
THESE GROCERIES TO GET IT ALL BACK TO THE DORMS. LET'S GO. I'M REALLY NERVOUS.
IT'S ALWAYS NERVE-RACKING WHENEVER YOU GO
INTO A HUGE TOTAL. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] I CAN LITERALLY FEEL
MY HEART, LIKE, PUMPING OUT OF MY CHEST
RIGHT NOW. LAST ONE. THERE'S YOUR FLAVORED WATER
ON SALE, BRIAN. WE'LL GET LOTS OF THAT. SWEET. Cole: MY SHOPPING TRIP TODAY IS
GONNA BE MY BIGGEST HAUL EVER. MY TOTAL IS GONNA REACH
SOMEWHERE AROUND $800, AND I DO NOT WANT TO PAY
MORE THAN $1 FOR ANY OF IT. SO, EACH PERSON NEEDS TO
GO AHEAD AND GET A CART. I BROUGHT MY TWO REALLY GOOD
FRIENDS BRIAN AND DANNY. BRIAN IS MY ROOMMATE. MY STOCKPILE IS VERY LARGE, AND IT TAKES UP A LOT OF ROOM
IN OUR SMALL DORM, SO HOPEFULLY I'LL BE
ABLE TO CONVINCE BRIAN TO LET US PUT EVERYTHING
IN THERE BY BRIBING HIM WITH
HIS FAVORITE FLAVORED WATER. Brian: COLE'S ALREADY FILLING UP
HIS SIDE OF THE ROOM, AND AS MUCH AS I LIKE
FLAVORED WATER, I DON'T
WANT TO SLEEP WITH IT. FIRST WE'RE GONNA GO GET THAT
FLAVORED WATER FOR YOU, BRIAN. WE'RE GONNA GET
193 OF THESE. WHY ARE WE
GETTING ALL THIS? OUR DORM IS GONNA
LOOK LIKE A STORE. IT'S A GREAT DEAL. IT'S A GOOD
TIME FOR US TO STOCK UP ON IT. ALL RIGHT. JUST KEEP TRACK
OF HOW MANY WE HAVE. COUNT THEM
AND THROW THEM IN. 12, 13. HOW MANY
ARE YOU GUYS AT? GUYS, YOU GOT TO COUNT. Brian:
COLE NEEDS TO RELAX JUST A BIT OR HE'S GONNA HAVE A HEART
ATTACK AT THE AGE OF 20. 92, 93. DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU
GONNA PUT ALL THESE? IN HIS BED. ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
NEXT STOP IS THE SODA. WE'RE GETTING 40 OF THEM. THE SODAS THIS WEEK
ARE A GREAT DEAL. REGULARLY PRICED AT $1.19, I HAVE 50 CENTS OFF ANY ONE
OF THESE LEMON-LIME SODAS. THAT'LL DOUBLE TO $1.
MEANS I'M ONLY PAYING 19 CENTS. CAREFUL WITH
THAT CART, DANNY. YEAH, THANKS, DUDE.
DEAR GOD! COME ON, SHOPPING CART,
WORK WITH ME. THANK YOU, BUDDY. WAY TO BRING THE TWO LANKIEST
KIDS TO PUSH AROUND CARTS. I AM NOT SCRAWNY. MAYBE WE'LL GET SOME
PROTEIN BARS NEXT WEEK. Cole: ALL RIGHT. THE NEXT
THING ON OUR LIST IS PADS. WE GOT TO GO STOCK UP. WAIT.
DID YOU SAY PADS? LIKE ANY GUY, I'M GOING TO AVOID
THIS AISLE LIKE THE PLAGUE, AND THEN COLE COMES
STROLLING IN HERE AND JUST STARTS THROWING THEM
ALL INTO THE CART. Cole: MY FRIENDS ARE GIVING ME
A HARD TIME ABOUT GETTING PADS, BUT I KNOW IT'S SOMETHING
THAT MY FAMILY CAN USE, SO WE'RE GONNA GO AHEAD
AND STOCK UP. BRIAN, HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT HAVING A TOWER OF PADS IN YOUR BEDROOM? THEY'RE NOT GOING
IN OUR BEDROOM. SO, LET'S GET OUR LAST ITEM,
AND THAT'S GONNA BE THE YOGURTS. WE'RE GETTING 144
OF THESE YOGURTS. THAT'S NOT GONNA FIT
IN OUR FRIDGE. YEAH, BUT WE'LL BRIBE
ALL THE GIRLS. BRIBE THE GIRLS
WITH YOGURT? WE'LL BRIBE THE GIRLS
WITH YOGURT, WITH PADS, SODA. I'M PERSONALLY REALLY LOOKING
FORWARD TO IT. I LOVE YOGURT. 143, 144. SO, WE GOT
ALL OF OUR YOGURT. I THINK THAT'S
EVERYTHING WE NEED, AND WE'LL HEAD ON OUT
TO CHECKOUT. LET'S DO IT. YOU GUYS READY? ARE YOU READY FOR US? OH, I THINK SO. [ CASH REGISTER BEEPING ] THERE'S SUPPOSED TO BE
193 OF THESE, SO MAKE SURE WE'RE ON IT. OH, MY.
MORE DRINKS. THIS IS SICK. WOULD YOU LIKE THESE
DOUBLE-BAGGED, SIR? PLEASE. YES, PLEASE. WE HAVE TO CARRY THEM
BACK TO OUR DORM. OH, MY GOODNESS. Cole:
SINCE WE DON'T HAVE CARS, I HAVE DANNY AND BRIAN
TO CARRY THE GROCERIES BACK, BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH. I HAVE TO FIND MORE HELP. I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND CALL
THE REST OF THE GROUP TO COME ON OVER
AND HELP US CARRY THIS BACK. YEAH. YOU GUYS READY
TO COME ON DOWN AND HELP ME? YEAH. BRING AS MANY
PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. AWESOME. THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT. MATT'S ON HIS WAY. HOW DID YOU TALK YOUR FRIENDS
INTO COMING TO HELP YOU? I'M GONNA BRIBE THEM
WITH SOME OF THE YOGURT AND THE FLAVORED WATER,
HOPEFULLY. LET ME KNOW HOW
THAT TURNS OUT FOR YOU. [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] YOUR TOTAL IS $793.41. Cole:
I'M REALLY NERVOUS. IT'S ALWAYS NERVE-RACKING WHENEVER YOU GO
INTO A HUGE TOTAL. HOPEFULLY I COUNTED
THE COUPONS RIGHT. DO YOU HAVE
ANY COUPONS TODAY? YOU BET I DO. [ BEEPING CONTINUES ] I WORE EXTRA COUPON
DEODORANT FOR THIS. THIS IS -- LIKE,
IT'S BORDERLINE ABSURD. WE'VE BEEN HERE FOR SO LONG. COLE, LOOK. OH, GOOD,
THEY'RE HERE. HEY, GUYS. Woman: HOW YOU DOING? NERVOUS. HOW MUCH DID YOU SAVE? WELL, IT WENT UP
TO $800, SO WE'RE GONNA SEE
WHERE IT GOES. BELOW $300, GUYS.
ALL RIGHT. IT'S GETTING INTENSE. IT IS GETTING
VERY INTENSE. I CAN LITERALLY FEEL
MY HEART, LIKE, PUMPING OUT OF MY CHEST
RIGHT NOW. READY? LAST ONE. YOUR FINAL TOTAL
IS 71 CENTS. ALL RIGHT! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] MY TOTAL RETAIL COST CAME
TO $792.46, BUT AFTER COUPONS,
I ONLY PAID 71 CENTS. THAT'S A 99.9% SAVINGS. I THOUGHT COUPONING WAS
FOR MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN, HONESTLY, AND NOW THAT
I'VE SEEN COLE DO IT, I GUESS HE'S
A MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN, TOO. I GOT THE PADS. THAT'S VERY TRUE. ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
ARE YOU READY TO HELP ME CARRY ALL THESE
GROCERIES HOME? [ ALL GROANING ] LET'S GO. I THINK BRIAN'S STILL
A LITTLE BIT OVERWHELMED BY HOW MUCH STUFF
IS GONNA BE IN OUR DORM. EXCITED FOR THE STOCKPILE
IN OUR DORM ROOM, BRIAN? [ Sarcastically ]
OH, YEAH. BUT AFTER SEEING THAT CHECKOUT, I THINK BRIAN
WILL BE A COUPONER SOON. I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I'M GONNA
DRINK 200 BOTTLES OF FLAVORED WATER
IN ONE SEMESTER, BUT I THINK WE COULD
ACTUALLY WORK THIS OUT. ALL RIGHT.
EVERYTHING LOOKS GOOD.
